Welcome to the eleventh installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two politicians, fuck, I mean, two Super-Man children going at it! it's the titty milk enthusiast himself, Homelander! Pitted against, our favorite asshole, didn't hear that from me tho, Hancock!

Lyrics:
Hancock (Drunk):
Eugh…
Okay, let me get this straight, Maaeve, was some Queen who slayed
Engaaged, and not even straight, yet you stayed tryna keep her? Wait.
He's a Home-wrecker! Get it, make your hands-off, best turn back.
Just cus she got her licks in, John put his head up her ass.

Homelander:
Don't mean to burst your bottle drunky, but stop all this pompous talk!
There's no need to curse or coddle buddy! This is sponsored by Vought!
And after all! We're a family friendly conglomerate.
I give props to pedestrians! But as a hero, not on my list.
I wonder, hm, oh yeah, because you went off the rails.
Destroyed A-Train instead of pointing ways into ONE of your fails!
Like geez… to be blunt, I freaking scoffed at your tales!
Handjob Hancocks not a mascot, I mean, what does he sell? (Chuckles)

Hancock:
Yo bro, I'm used to stretching asses to their outer limits
But this asshole stretched his verse to pout and blemish
My career, and it's loud and clear that I am not the best in
The world, but you were, until your own Home-crowd started testing
This bitch made in test labs, and yup, he's formulaic 
I don't need X-Ray vision to see through your poor evasion
Of character assassination, I will assassinate ya.
I made a mark on the moon, yet you'd mark mine if asked of ain't ya?
You're a puppet, pussy, got my hands up Vought's pocket pussy
You wanna talk collaterals? Guess we should pop a lookie!
You killed innocent passengers cus they'd be honest? Goody!
Fumbled the bag, yet you need an airbag to cop out, should he?
You're on life support Homie-lander, not the biggest asset
It takes more than Compound V to simply get this bastard
If he throws fists with Angels his, or beyond his size
This a verbal exchange, don't bring verb chemicals or you die.

Homelander:
Egh, Ashley, what the fuck? This asshole agreed to lose?!
God, you're such a-… but first I'll deal with you.
He fucking kneels to booze, but keep on talking that shit then.
Thinking you can beat me fool? You lost to alcoholism.
Got dropped, now that's your bar? But all those lies, unproved bro.
Yet, you got thrown behind bars for not keeping your cool tho
Don't know Spanish, but I saw what you did to his Culo!
Is that your fetish? HE HAS AMNESIA! So what would you know?

Hancock:
Call me an asshole, one more time hoe, haven't seen a bigger rip-off
A Super-man-child, when killings how he gets his kicks off
Like Jesus! You're sick dawg. No wonder your rape-kid walked
With a Butcher, cus flying with this pig would get him minced up!

Homelander:
Mention my son again and I'll tear apart your cuck-dad friend
Run through the wife he stole from you cause your drunk-ass was on the bench
But not before I squeeze the soul out of their dumb ass kid
IN FRONT OF THEM, abandoned by everyone that you love in this;
Weak ass world, I'm God and you're another bum that I'm done with, eh!
I'll cause the second accident that lands you in the hospice bitch!
I win, I win, you went and maimed some whale for a CLIP?!
HOMELANDER DOES WHAT HE WANTS, I'll take YOUR crazed whale for a spin.
*Crowd Boos* Ahhh, shit…

-CAST-
Hancock: Shadow Zel
Homelander: Grey Julius
Crowd: jort, MetaMachine, Trakked, and CannibalWorms

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NqiZagh-59ovZLLCmMRJkSRU4VrDJDcM/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Produced by: FLOCKABOI
Mixed by: JaCoN (my first time ever :))

Hancock vs Homelander - (Quick Diss) #11

Welcome to another Shimario Rap Battle: Side B! This is a side series where I make battles with more simplistic visuals so that they're easier to take in, as well as easier to get out. Today we have a battle between 2 food loving bears! We have Winnie the Pooh, everyone's favorite bear from the Hundred Acre Woods, and Snorlax, the large, sleepy, roadblocking 'mon from Pokémon! Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

HEADS UP! This battle was made as a part of something called the 100 hour challenge, a challenge where you and a team of other rap battle creators made a battle in 100 hours. As a result, this battle may feel a bit different from my other work, both because of the limited amount of time we had to polish it, and the multiple people behind the writing instead of just myself. I hope you enjoy it regardless!

Littleflecks as Winnie the Pooh
https://www.youtube.com/LittleSecks

Shimario as Snorlax
(You're already here dummy!)

Big thank you to all of my fellow teammates who helped out with this project:
Littleflecks: https://www.youtube.com/LittleSecks
Psytube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-oa... 
Citricity: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGIa...
Acexperts: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgKU... 

Written by: Shimario, Psytube, Citricity, Littleflecks, and Acexperts
Beat Produced by: Dansonn
Beat Arranged by: Shimario
Mixed by Serena
Cover art by Shimario
Special Thanks to L1burn

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XWv5haJCOBVfm75RW_XIzlhfbmP-EDNvmX_4U1sg6rY/edit?usp=sharing 

Thanks for listening, and see you next time!

Winnie the Pooh vs Snorlax - Rap Battle! (Side B)

For this battle, two “comedic” anti-heroes battle it out to see who’ll have the last laugh.

The video is on the way!

Ish Hernandez as Negan
Iris as Arthur Fleck
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Special Inquistior Rayyan
Written by Jacobrl99 & Special Inquistor Rayyan
Additional Help by WAN, Awesome Ayden, Birdjormangundr, and thisizaraisu

Negan:
Here’s Negan! The mad batter’s steppin’ up to swing  
Mastering this ringmaster, I’ll burn ‘em (Barnum) well. Ding-ding!
When loons kneel to a bat, it’s Arkham Asylum with these bars
But once Lucille marks ‘em, oh, he’s gonna know where he got his scars
You seem startled Arthur, Welcome to pee-pee pants city!
I’ll hurt a delusional goon who drools over illusional titties
Shit, he’s walking (Joaquin) Dead, Fleck is lookin’ like the denizens who eat flesh
He was beat fresh by some mean pests on the Subway; a laughing reject who had some regrets when walked away leaving three dead
Your mom alleged Tom was your father, so you tracked Gotham’s cents
Then got turned down in close quarters; Penny’s worth lacks “Common Sense”
And since we’re talkin’ cents, your death will not ever make more than your life
But, on the bright side, you’re finally recognized for walking off the line

Arthur Fleck:
A Phoenix eclipses AMC’s wreckage, breathin’ life back into this track
Beatin’ a DLC heathen in Tekken who can’t even Kombat a path to Smash
‘Speakin of Negan’s smashin’, branding me as a ringmaster is flawed 
He wedlocks the wives of his backers; the worst wedding crasher since Vaughn!
I'm used to beatdowns, your verse didn't phase me
They call me the clown but you love getting crazy
With women in bed, bringing Lucille despair
You would only ever hit a homerun with affairs
You savour the power of leading the Saviors
I'm infamous for taking down higher ups
No vengeance could pardon your brutal behavior 
I'll do you like Murray, leave you fired up
As Kirkman’s worthless spin-offs are herded, Rob’s zombies seem to have no fucking end
What do you call a lifeless show that's still afoot? The Walking Dead! 
I conquered Oscars with an iron fist, the only thing you ironed is Mark’s face
So fight walkers all you wish but you couldn't wash away the bloodied stain of your past mistakes

Negan:
I confronted my past while paving the path for a safer haven; a fortunate future
But even with a fuckin’ mask, you can’t hide your horseshit humor
Warn a brother, Arthur! A monster’s ink can’t be prepped for 
Randall bared his colors and you sent little Gary to the scare floor!
So, share your pistol with hospital kids, you’ve got no hospitality 
The Saviors won’t humor a clown who's already lost his sanity
Joker’s win wasn’t in the cards, he got shuffled by a late show host
The crowd's silence left scars, and now his pills are the killing joke!

Arthur Fleck:
Really, my jokes fall flat? Shitty satire downsized you to a prisoner
I’m the guy behind uprisings, while downfalls are your signature
I suppressed Gotham’s tyrants, you barely silenced the Whisperers
So, I’ll incite some violence as I orchestrate your “Last Day on Earth”! 
You embraced calculated risk by taking Alpha away from Beta
Then Maggie’s reanimation placed Rhee-taliation on your radar
Now, a faker Savior needs saving, but it’s looking like class is out
A clown just benched this gym teacher in battle, so, Who’s Laughing Now?

Arthur Fleck Vs Negan - Citric Rap Battle!

scrapped lyrics
Men in power are what I prefer but 
Would I wreck a cunt, recusant? yea,  I sherwood 
It wasn’t your plot, you were following orders
So I’ll be another Rob that you’re taking the fall for

I’m a dashing assassin
a master of marrying Marian, and she spoils me
You heard the royals scream “off with his head”
Meanwhile I’m getting head off of royalty.

 
10 days of straight torture 
The King knew that he’d have to hang me twice 
They cut my balls off (youch!)
I still got bigger nuts than every merry man combined (UH)

ROBIN VS FAWKES FIRST DRAFT DEMO (only 2 verses)

Wile E coyote vs El chupacabra

Cast
King ducky as el chupacabra
uncredited as wile E coyote

Crew
Written by acexperts
Additional writing help by Box_Soldier22  and Rebot17
Art by acexperts, Clarence the duck
Edited by acexperts
Thumbnail by Box_soldier22
Mixed by Light
Beat by anywaywell


Lyrics
El chupacabra (0:14)
Who's this deserted rat stepping up to the El goat killer?
Looking at your saga, its as big as your father
Through all the karma, all the times you got harmed bud
Not even the blood of my meals are as full of filler!
Always ending up hurt Chaval? Maybe cuz you're just a punching bag!
Adding all your overused appearances together, You're just a running gag! Haha
I feed on animal flesh and brains, your grin shows you eat shit
They couldn’t come up with a good surname, so called you what you are bitch
You got a rocket launcher (oh?) a catapult for rocks (oh?)
But when i am haunting (oh?) i grab your fucking nose and tear it right off (OH)
What's wrong, no hospital? To fix your blows 
Unlike the water you fall in wile e cannot fucking flow

Wile E coyote (0:57)
Another hungry mammal? Jeez, I can't feed you,
With your, Dracula wannabe shtick, I'm going to have to teach you,
How to be an elegant super genius, take it from one it's easy
Even your lines are less messy than your entire feeding

(fast rap)
Started as a story to freak out the most easily scared
Now they search for a myth way too prepared
i'm gonna ask, how the hell did you fare?
You could die right now, and no one would care
I am a genius call me wall E
There is no dog stopping me
Out smart you harder than i did with bugs bunny
Then you are just flopping, PLEASE

El chupacabra (1:25) 
Your one to talk, coyote when it comes to stories
Because not even the roadrunners lines are as boring
For the love of God, your show is a disgrace
I will blow up! Like your traps do in your face (ay)

(fast rap)
This idiot makes people watch his show
Only good part is being on warner bros
The show of 2 meth addicted runners on the road
Then he expects to win the crowd with his flow
This is another of coyote’s sham’s
This battle has you dunking, unlike space jam
Take your unrealistic speed so you can get ahead
When i bite of your fucking head!

Wile E coyote (1:54)
That verse sucked, i could perfect it quick
Sadly, unlike your makers i don't always make shit
And actually, its funny how I find that crap
that less effort going Into your story, and more into my traps (HA)

(fast)
You stalk farm animals like a minecraft player
Failing to rip them open acting like a hard slayer
Plot twist i put gunpowder in your sheep
Then you blow up, like my show release
You lost this battle, like with your life
Your sucking on the goat a second time
its not just my cartoons, i'm making you see stars
Now not even the road runner can escape my bars

Wile E. Coyote Vs El Chupacabra (ft. King ducky and Box_soldier22)

Among us:
There’s one impostor among us,
Bet you can tell which is the most sus,
Butters the only thing that knife can cut,
After this you’ll need a better cover up
So I’ll shut you up, and vote you out
As soon as I convince the others
I’ll sabotage, cut the lights out
Go spam E, you will never recover!
The people that still care are reddit guys!
They’re moneys what’s keeping you alive
That's what’s making your game barley survive
They waste their cash with the taunts and hats
Trading for things, millions can't buy that!
The Among us is on the spotlight
Even If just in the memes, right?
You fell, like fall guys!

Spy:
Tip toe-ing around the map, casually leaving men in white chalk
I’ve been on top of the market for 14 years
two months and your game was sent out the airlock!
We have a lot in common,but I didn’t know your game fame also disappeared!
You were on top thinkin, you were invincible
But like my cloak, your popularity invisible
My games perfect, practically un diss-able
At least when I fight bots, it’s on purpose, yo!
What you diss is not even true
You're a copycat, your The Thing 2
Beating you with the a stunning suit
Check behind at all times I’ll be watching you

Amogus as spy:
Actually I stand no chance against the incredible impostor!
(Shapeshifts into amogus)
After all, no one knows I exist, left even by your mother!

Spy as among us crewmate:
Guys, I don’t know about you but his rapping kinda sus, guys
(Transforms into spy)
We best vote him out, nobody plays the games above the age of five!

Amogus:
EMERGENCY MEETING!
YA RAPS ARE LIKE YOUR GRAPHICS, OUTDATED ALOT!
GAMES FLOODED WITH CHEATING!
YOU'RE ONE TO TALK ABOUT BOTS, INSTANT SNIPER HEADSHOTS!

Spy:
AT LEAST MY GAME WAS LEFT ALONE, YOUR HAS BEEN UPDATED TO DEATH!
NOW ALL YOUR ORIGINAL  FANS HAVE LEFT YOU IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST
AND THE ONLY THING POPULAR IS JERMA CUZ OF YOUR MEMES
WHILE I'M FREE, FREE TO KICK YOUR BUTT ON STEAM!

AMOGUS:
UH, GUYS THERE'S A CRAP RAPPER AMONG US
YOU'RE NEXT UPDATE WILL COME IN 10 YEARS NO LESS
I GOT THE HOLY WATER FLOWS, I PUT THE SUS IN JESUS
YOU KNOW I'LL WIN THE VOTE, WHEN THE IMPOSTOR IS SUS!

The Spy vs. Amogus- Rap Battles!

Joosh as GameCube
Belle Beniko as Rubik’s Cube
Writing by GnomeYT
Cover art by GnomeYT 
Mixing by Box_Soldier22

GameCube:

Challenge in a rap, and I will square off with a lame shape! (Ay)
It seems I’m repping yet another Melee. (Ay)
But GameCube maims in a brawl,
And I’ll break you apart, like the way you get solved! (Whoo!)
Sweeping with the flow as if it’s Sunshine’s goop, this
block game falls, breaks like Jenga, in Ru-bits!
Used to losing to us computer games, it’s pathetic, when this
Multi-coloured puzzle couldn’t even stack to Tetris!
One simple test can’t compare to all my games!
Are you nervous to fight me? You got a full white face!
I’m in my Prime, you have dying relevance, dude.
Now not even pretzel makers want to twist you.

Rubik’s Cube:

Run the numbers in your code, I’ve nearly infinite possibilities!
You can’t even spin discs for the Chibi-Robo series.
You’re not Free to Melee, fans aren’t happy when their damn flame’s cancelled.
All the controversy proved that you aren’t fly, that ain’t Falco!
You were a tool for clowned experiments (click)
Which simply is to be thrown out in the trash. (clack)
Shadow Mario can’t make your raps slick (click)
You try to take steps, but then slip on your ass. (clack)
You’re backwards and taking the L when I spit (click)
Running a track, call it a Double Dash. (clack)
But I give Zero Fs about your graphics (click)
Rendered unused, like your LAN. E Gadds! (clack)

GameCube:

Can’t bring your amusement back in all of these new structures,
The real snake is your creator stealing ideas and work from others!
Nobody’s hungry/Hungary for you anymore,
Not been to a party, I’m ruling with four!
Constantly used to be disassembled,
But you couldn’t make one diss assemble?

Rubik’s Cube:

Think you can party, you’re dead wrong.
You couldn’t get shots with Shadow the Edgehog!
Trying to pound me like ground with the bongos?
Your music monkeys around more than Kong, bro.
3 by 3, I’m mean, rhyme heat, hype schemes, unlike your asshole crew.
Packing a handle, I’m still the single one who carries you.

GameCube VS Rubik’s Cube | Rhinoceros Rap Rumbles: Bonus

Slenderman vs oh il nam

Cast
JustGamer as Oh Il-Nam
BDGR as Slenderman

Crew
Written by acexperts
Writing help from king ducky
Art by box_soldier22, and clarence the duck
Beat by king ef
Mixed by box_soldier22
Thumbnail by box_soldier22


Lyrics
Oh il nam (0:13)
My name is Oh Il Nam, how do you do?
I'm here to talk to you, to make you lose
Honestly im even surprised you showed up
Your the only creepypasta to not blow up
We can hear your children whining 
Makes sense a tree monster is pining 
Lets play a kiddie game of hide and seek
But this pedo can't find me (eww)
You lost tug of war with my guard, mate
On who appeal more to kids in a hard game
the internet takes pastas and milks them
But at least i dont murder children

Slenderman (0:41)
It seems an old man has died, if that was his verse
Appealing to teens? And I thought I was the worst
Anyways, who are you? I left your moments skipped
When your greatest task was to not break your hip
Now you betray your friend then he watched you die
That was the greatest betrayal since you graced people's eyes 
When I control someone, i go the extra mile
While with your puppet? When you died he nearly smiled
Got a 3 piece suit when i am rocking the fame
This urban legend been around for a decade
This crap show has been decayed
Got nothing on how much i get paid
jigsaw has changed his outfit and name
I get more pricks daily than in your squid games

Oh il nam (1:22)
Is that seriously how you want to talk to me
This incredible show against your movie
The style is tired, rippin’ off myers
So go and hide in a kiddies campfire
It sucks, and the only one who knows it is you
My show gave soeng wan, now you gave it too
My show is the pinnacle of home cinema, your gimmicks have gotten boring 
I don't need to be critical, your movies critics did that for me
This Squids game is just shooting ink stains, I'd rather die than see your ships, gay
don't click on vids made by manchildren creating clickbait (clickbait)

Slenderman (1:50)
(it's easy) to see that your the mastermind of squid game 
(You lost) your fucking marbles when creating this game
(cant see me) your chances? Like my arms: slim
(film flopped) yes but not as much as your skin
You must be confused again if you think you’ve won
1 bill, my box office destroys your amount of wan
Give your “And Then They Were None” ripoff and yourself a rest
Because overall you will never escape my forest

ROBIN VS FAWKES FIRST DRAFT DEMO (only 2 verses)

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