I made this to hurt people.
Rules:
1. Hit Shuffle Play.
2. Profit.

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Yspit Dammit Im Mad Tipsy (Light) |Less Edits|

Video version here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Knd5t35eplA

我不要放弃你 (NIGHTCORE VER)

Chug Me to Life

03 Black Rainbows

the greatest mashup i will ever make in my entire mashup making career

If you like my funny shit, check out my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

I've been working on this track since March 19, trying desperately to figure out how long I wanted it to be and what the ending could possibly be since the original song is a loop that doesn't have one.

When I started making a couple breakthroughs, I noticed I was at 46,000 listens, and decided to knuckle down and get this shit finished for 50,000, and then I accidentally went on vacation and when I got home last night, I was at 51,300. You guys are unbelievable. I have a thank you that takes up the entire last minute, but the short version is, thank you all so much for listening to the nonsense that I make and having the same sense of humor as I do. Here's to another great year!

LYRICS: 

Callie & Marie:
(speaking Inkling)

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from all around the SoundCloud world
I'd like to play a little song, to rub the copyright lawyers wrong
You'll dance so hard they'll think you're spastic, but it's all good: the song's fantastic
Beats so hot they're pyroclastic, THIS is a certified hood classic!

WiseGuy:
Hip hop a lula, she's she's my baby
Heard it all before, and it's driving me crazy
But look what I found, just lying in the street
A little piece of rhyme in the middle of a beat (beat)

Khia:
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it

C&M:
(speaking Inkling)
(singing in Inkling)

Big Sean:
I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic
Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick
(ring ring) I see you calling, I be makin' it quick
I'ma answer that shit like: "I don't fuck with you"

You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

Donna Burke:
WHOAAAAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO (x4)

Ice Cube:
FUCK the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
to be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotta

Parappa Kinda Voice:
Yeea!
As this mashup starts to end, I'd like to take a sec to talk to you, my friends
Fifty thousand listens in just a year, you helped me out with this, so let's see here
You guys all rock and that's easy to guess, your feedback always leaves me impressed
Cryptrik, Dvon, Darren Hess, my new friends on this site are all the best!

NBG and BotanicSage, MF PICKLE-O and big man Chaze
MtH and Renim G, these dudes have all inspired me!
Can of Nothing, LemmyKoopa, PinkieOats and Iכynato
MelloYello and Nape Mango, if I named them all I'd still be here tomorrow!




Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Modulation - World Summit

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
Boney M - Gotta Go Home
(all three used as musical texture throughout)

Splatoon voice samples

Whales - Hail Mary Mallon

PSY - Gangnam Style

Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Khia - My Neck My Back

Shiho Fuji - Splatfest

Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Jet Set Radio samples
Kidz Bop - Uptown Funk
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father

N.W.A. - Fuck The Police

Spice Girls - Wannabe

And many surprises sprinkled all over the place

Everyone's World Summit (50K Listen Special!)

i posted this when i was 10!! thank you to everyone who has listened over the years. you're all amazing

posted 6 years ago lmaoo

RATS.mp3

Nyanners Gets Tipsy At DOOM'S Gate

Gorillaz - Sleeping Powder Except Its In The C Key

Boulevard Of Broken T̢͢͜͏r̵̨͞ą̵̸̸ņ̢̛̛͜s̛̀͟҉̨m̵̴̵͡͞ì̶s̴̢̛s̴̛í̕͘͜ò̶͝͏n̴̢̨̡

check here for credit: https://youtu.be/M2idlrhWvbM

mashups

crawling andy

jellyfish eh

Smoking a blunt in my new Aston
Borrowed it from a man who wants it back
Said I just gotta take it to get some crack
Oh woah in my new car

As I'm driving the cops say hey
Did we beat a black guy today?
Police pull me over and I told 'em no please
I'm Kobe

My head hit the curb that they threw me on
They said you should've fucking said that you're Lebron
They took my Aston Martin and they all went bowling
Bowling

Why am I treated this way because of my color
I thought shit would be different after Obama
But it's only racister now, it true though
Oh yeah

Trump, did you get elected here through ya man
What is your connection to the ku cucks klan?
Did you ever molest that little nigga Trudeau?

Dear White People
I got me some questions you could answer me bro
Why is you oppressing all of my-y people
Why you all pretending like you're not evil?

Dear White People
Sitting around in a fucking gazebo
Sipping on a bottle of Pellegrino
Stroking on a cute ass little fucking beagle
Oh

Why do you attack us everywhere that we go?
Telling us to park your Porsche
Guess how it affects our ego
(Lemme get your phone thing code)
Why you always bragging that you have one black amigo?
Lemme guess if does he know
That you say words like negro

You hire fucking Pablo
To cut your fucking shrub bro
But I can't get a job though
If I'm not fucking rob lowe
Everytime you do a crime the charges always got dropped
But I'm always getting thrown in prison yeah I got got
When you're up out in the street up in the morning running
And you see us and you always think we're gonna mug you
I just wanna see if you had any extra money
Why I gotta chase you when you take off running

Police on the streets all fuck with my peoples
Took my desert eagles and all my pringles
Why you always think that every brother sells crack
I'm just selling Wii Box 2s and a Dell Mac

I sleep on the street bro outside of home depot
Shoes are made of bondo, house is made at kinko's
Chilling at the red box, smoking on some red rocks
Used to be a shortstop playing with the red sox
Oh yeah

Dear White People
Why you always telling me what shit is legal
Why you take my opportunities from me bro
Why my new car now getting repo'ed

Dear White People
Sitting round listening to Flock of Seagulls
Listening to Iron Maiden and Meat Loaf
Buying fucking new shirts at Uniqlo
Oh

How the hell we ever gon get out poverty yo
All we got is EBT clothes
Some of us still wearing jncos
(Got gold where our teeth go)
Where the fuck did all them good times and the peace go?
Black on black crime cuts deep yo
Hurting ourself like emos

We're Black People
Individuality traded for hammer and sickle
Ghost of Booker T lays comatose and feeble
History repeats itself like a ripple

Mohito Burrito
Salad and Dorito
Five dollar wonton, comes with young chinko
You can get shwarma, blow up all the gringos
(Wig wog ag wig wog)
Let's have some pizza

Don't think for yourself no
Find out where you came from
Dress up like a retard
Base your life on choices of dead old people
They must've known something that we don't
Dear White People
(Now on Netflix)

Dear White People (Despacito Parody) ~ Rucka Rucka Ali

Get Lower (ft. Various Artists)

collab might be inaccurate, i made this myself.
Sources:
Splattack!を6人リレーで好き放題アレンジした - GilvaSunner
Put a Donk on It - Blackout Crew
Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle) - Limp Bizkit
Ren'ai Circulation - Kana Hanazawa
All Star - Smash Mouth
How Low - Ludacris
The Nutshack - NUMP
(to the tune of The Noble Haltmann - Kirby Planet Robobot)
I Have a Bad Case of Diarrhea - Zuiikin' English
Theme Song - Family Guy
Bodies - Drowning Pool
Baseline Junkie - Dizzee Rascal
Crank Dat - Soulja Boy
(to the tune of Wood Man - Mega Man II)
GO MY WAY!! - THE iDOLM@STER
Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People
Takyon - Death Grips
Asian Jake Paul - iDubbbz (feat. Boy in a Band)
Shadilay - P.E.P.E
Tipsy - J-Kwon (Nyanners cover)
Fireflies - Owl City
Through the Fire and Flames - DragonForce
Shake That - Splack Pack
Headbanger - Babymetal
Tunak Tunak Tun - Daler Mehndi
This Love - Maroon 5
POKEMON GO SONG - Misha/Mishovy silenosti
Abe's Dead - Lego Pornstars (feat. Jordan Lee)
Snow halation - μ's
The Next Episode - Dr. Dre (feat. Snoop Dogg)
Freestyle - Chip tha Ripper
(Jerry) Temporary (Secretary) - Paul McCartney
Bonfire - Childish Gambino
Kyun! Vampire Girl - THE iDOLM@STER
Haunted House - 8-Bit Beast
Flex Tape - Phil Swift
Howie scream
Loud Nigra
Insane Tantrum
I'm Pickle Rick! - Rick and Morty
Rock my Forum - Xarlable
Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell - Das Racist
Smooth - Santana (feat. Rob Thomas)
Toxic - Britney Spears
SpongeBob Got Back - Burger King
POMFPOMFPOMF =3 - Nyanners
Gangnam Style - Psy
Program Rhythm - Kirby Planet Robobot
(to the tune of Theme Song - Inspector Gadget)
Aozora no Rhapsody - Fhána 
Space Jam - Quad City DJs
Punch a Nazi - Chris Ray Gun (feat. Rucka Rucka Ali)
We Are Number One - LazyTown
(to the tune of Theme Song - The Simpsons)
STFU - Pink Guy
The Time is Now - John Cena
Alexander Hamilton - Jacksfilms
Numb - Linkin Park
It's Time To Stop - Fake Filthy Frank

Splattack Fusion Collab

to celebrate @pantsmode 's new album i made a fusion collab with myself

check it out, ya boi's in it https://pantsmode.bandcamp.com/album/introverts-forever-part-1

File Select Fusion 2

not mine, please go to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO4S5fyBv8k for the original video

Edit: why the hecc do i have to manyy plaeyz

Main Theme - VRChat

Meme Nightmare

My musical influences include punkstep and remixed Ska.

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Stoat's Spicy