Friday Night Fight Of Bands

Submission to the Reddit's Game of Bands, Round 147: Parodies II

Music: /u/pdlourenco
Lyrics: /u/dvanpat
Vocals: /u/scottpontiac

This is a parody of the song "Into My Blood" by Shawn Mendes.

Lyrics:

There's the doves!

Crazy, that’s how it goes, the train I’m in
Sometimes I feel like getting drunk
But I already am.
I’m gonna eat this dove.

Dealing with these record whores, getting nothing
I brought these doves to let them soar, but now I’m hungry
I could go release these birds slowly
Just take a bite and you’ll feel better
Spit out its head and you’ll feel better
Just drink its blood it’s never better
Ok, whatever

Crazy, that’s how it goes, the train I’m in
Sometimes I feel like doing drugs
Last few I did were not enough
Going crazy
I’m living life in sin
Sometimes I feel like getting drunk
But I already am
I’m gonna eat this dove.

I’m gonna eat this dove.

I think I may have lost my mind, I’m paranoid
But can I see or am I blind, I’m destroyed
I did too much coke, I need a pill, oh lord yeah
I’m in my head I’m going

Crazy, that’s how it goes, the train I’m in
Sometimes I feel like doing drugs
Last few I did were not enough
Going crazy
I’m living life in sin
Sometimes I feel like getting drunk
But I already am
I’m gonna eat this dove

I’m gonna drink its blood!

It’s in my body now!
It’s in my body now!
I’m gonna spit it out!
Out of my body now!

Crazy, that’s how it goes, the train I’m in
Sometimes I feel like getting drunk
But I already am
I’m gonna eat this dove.

I’m gonna eat this dove
I’m gonna drink its blood
It’s in my body now
I’m gonna eat this dove
I’m gonna spit it out
I’m gonna eat this dove

Gonna Eat This Dove (Into My Blood parody) ft. dvanpat and ScottPontiac

By azemazer, ScottPontiac, and MCMIVC

Lyrics:
‘Twas near time for takeoff
When Rudolph awoke.
He heard the sleigh loading
But the lock, it was broke.

The barn door to his bedroom
Was soundly locked shut
He yelled and he pounded
His hooves scraped, getting cut

He started to panic 
As he heard them tying gifts down
How could they leave here without him?
Don't they hear him yell, hear him pound?

He heard them ready for takeoff
And a deeper dread, it set in
Then he heard someone say "Onward!" -
And it sounded like him?

So he backed up to the rear wall
And rushed towards the door.
The force of it smashing
The barn's wood to the floor!

Panting he emerged,
The sleigh team turned to him scared
For the very first time ever,
The truth, it was bared :

At the front of the team
Leading Santa and elves
Was a reindeer with a red nose;
Younger version of himself.

Hyaah! (Whip crack) The sleigh launched with a great HoHoHo
And stunned, confused Rudolph
Stood alone in the snow.

He stood there for hours
Trying to figure it
Floorplan of the North Pole
Their prepatory route..?

Then he remembered the workshop,
In the back a small door.
He was told never to look there
Not allowed to ask what it's for

So there he went promptly
The empty shop was now bare
The door it was padlocked,
And he angrily stared

Then with a wail and a great heave
His hooves smashed off the lock
And what he saw through there
It made his jaw drop

A medical laboratory
With tubes, bottles,and guages
And he saw versions of himself
At various ages.

Lined up there sleeping a baby, teenager, and one of him old.
Dying in a bedside,
Shivering cold.

He knelt by the bedside
The old reindeer looked on:
"You weren't supposed to see this
No one was to let on."

But then he looked sideways
And saw a room next to this
"No!", Yelled old Rudolph
But he could not resist

And then Rudolph saw
That he wasn't alone...
There were young and old Santas,
All of them clones.

"No one lives forever,
Even Jolly St Nick.",
Did say the old Rudolph,
Coughing, so sick.

And in that room was a trap door
Which Rudolph then flipped
And he went down the stairway
And into a crypt

Going back centuries
A hall with thousands of tombs
And realized the eternity
Of their endless task doom

For what brought joy to millions
Now he found the proof
A Sysiphisian Nightmare
He cried at the truth

Slaves here forever
He saw it firsthand
The presents of Christmas
were produced by the Damned

O Rudolph, O Rudolph

GameofBands.com
Round 200
Music:   m_w_music @callmenumbra
Lyrics:. ScottPontiac & Anniezxc @Annie
Vocals: firstdragonfruit9 & DeadPlatypus

Chapter 4.5: New sound/Experimentation
"Shaman Llama Ding Dong"
-------------------------------------------
VERSE
(Starts off sung soft, kind of like Pink Floyd, "Hey You" intro style).
(IU: please note the rhyming scheme intrasentence as well, where possible)
00:18.5  Endured it to the end 
00:21.0  of the tour, the band
00:23.5  And the crowds were loud
00:26.5  Band's now blacked out

00:30.0 They need to take some rest
00:32.5 From the unbearable stress
00:35.0 So the weary band
00:38.0 Goes to a remote island

00:41.5  Chance on a shaman man
00:44.0  Hold hands and chant, seance 
00:46.5  A llama spit in the tea
00:49.5  Belladonnic Ecstacy 

00:53.5 The band's seeing weird things
00:56.0 Singer thinks he's a king
00:58.5 Guitarist insists he has wings
01:01.5 Bassist thinks he can sing

01:05.0  Drummer was dubbed "Ding Dong"
01:07.5  Chugged water from the bong
01:10.0 Abstracting songs anew 
01:13.0  As ding dongs tend to do

CHORUS
01:16.0 Pasta, we are chomping beyond
01:20.5  this Saga, slumber and song

01:25.0 Rasta, the feeling's so strong
01:29.5 Colossal visions guide their new song

01:34.0 A Shaman Ramen Llama Pajama 
01:37.0 Ding Dong Singalong!

VERSE
01:40.5 Singer envisions blessedness
01:43.0 Guitarist ends up a mess
01:45.5 Ding Dong becomes obsessed
01:48.5 With Llama Pegasus

01:52.5 Possessed, and in his calvins
01:55.0 Ding Dong longs to ride the pegasus
01:57.5 into the heavens, thus
02:00.5 Arguments, recklessness

02:03.5 10th story bathroom window
02:06.0 Llama's gory doom, won't go
02:08.5 out the portal, physics, breeze
02:11.5 immortal spirits, martyrs, memories

CHORUS
02.15.5 Caused a dawn haunting prolonged
02:20.0 Saw the wrong thing and both were gone
02:24.5 The Shaman Ramen Llama Pajama 
02:27.5 Ding Dong, Clingalong

02:31.0 Fostered trauma as madness spawned
02:35.5 Loss of dogma as we played along

02:40.0 A Shaman Ramen Llama Pajama 
02:43.0 Ding Dong Flingalong
02:48.0 A Shaman Ramen Llama Pajama 
02:51.0 Ding Dong Singalong!

END.
Oh I'd love to have the llama come to me kek

Shaman Ramen Llama Ding Dong

PontiacScott

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