Based off the Baku Series on YouTube.

Did this cuz i was bored.

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Demoman: Dawg, it's hot in this bitch. The thermostat broke. Muthafuckin' repairman gotta come fix this.

Scout: A.C. repair, what's going on?

Demoman: Yo, my thermostat broke; ya'll need to come out here.

Scout: That's unfortunate. Did you turn it on?

Demoman: What?

Scout: Hit the switch off, and then on.

Demoman: Off and then on. Are you fucking me?

Scout: Nope.

Demoman: You've got to be!

Scout: I'm at the beach.

Demoman: Hold up; ain't you the muthafucka that tried to rob me house?

Scout: Yeah i came up on some B̯̘̮̟̱̪͡R̨̞̳̥̫͖͇E̫̯̘͖͕͝A̭̭D͚̱͖͝, so i took a vacaaaation. 

Demoman: So you ain't workin', you just out there hitting licks?

Scout: You can call me 'the dog'..... cuz i lick E̯͙̼͜V̮͉͔̮̟̤̼͡E̼R̨ỲṬ̲͔̰̻̱̭͡H̟̗͜I͏N҉̳̬G͍͙!

Demoman:  Look, bruh; me house is fucking crispy.

Scout: It's like 80 degrees out here, i'm at the beach--

Demoman: Shut the fuck up!

Scout: Look, if you go in the kitchen, and turn on the oven, i'm pretty sure the heat will go into the oven.

Demoman: You've got to be stupid!

Scout: That's PEMDAS or some shit, it's gonna cancel out--

Demoman: Your math teacher had to be smoking on top shelf 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗳!

Scout: What kinda heat you've got?

Demoman: HEAT, bruh! It's fucking HOT! It's hot on the block! I've seen a motherfucking chicken cooking outside! On the 𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸!

Scout: Damn, that ain't just heat, ya'll got 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝟮! 

Demoman: Yeah! Some come fix this goddamn A.C.!

Scout: I ain't coming out there.

Demoman: Then tell me how to fix this crap!

Scout: Hey, you wanna hear a joke? Between you and me, who's gonna get the job done? 𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆!

Demoman: Ya useless piece of shite!

Scout: Realistically, it just ain't gonna happen.

Demoman: What the fuck do you mean 'realistically'? This is your job!

Scout: This is like my 3rd or 4th job man, i don't give a fuck about that crap.

Demoman: So i'm just gonna be in this house crispy?

Scout: You just gonna have to cook. You could call up Frozone, Ice Man, Bobby Drake or somebody. I ain't coming out there.

Demoman: Ya think i got Frozone on speed dial?

Scout: I dunno what the fuck you've got. All know is you got maxed out credit cards; if you think i'm coming out there to fix that A.C.

NikoTheGrunt

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