Deep Space Ranger
from planet earth 
looking to unite the universe 

no one there believed in us
except Uzbekistan 
they believe in us!!
trained Mickey up in his backyard
stuck him in a rocket pointed to the stars!!

Mickey Marvelous. 
Mickey Marvelous.
What's up with your carbon clothes, Mickey Marvelous?
Are you some kind of dream, Mickey Marvelous?
Friendship fuels his appetite, Mickey Marvelous!
Are you some kind of dream, Mickey Marvelous?

Radars detected him 
in Sector C
intercepted transmissions of his tragedy 
starvin' on account of depleted rations,
so we nursed him to health with our fermentations.

He said, 
"Ewww, I don't feel good.
Do you have some food?"

then he took a bite of alien
and started to chew!!

What excellent affection!!
What a vision of Love!!!
yet... he's apologizing endlessly 
for what he's done, 
Mickey Marvelous.

What's up with your carbon clothes, Mickey Marvelous?
Are you some kind of dream, Mickey Marvelous?
Friendship fuels his appetite, Mickey Marvelous!!
Are you some kind of dream, Mickey Marvelous??!!!!

Mickey Mickey, 
O, you're so Mickey Marvelous --------

MICKEY MARVELOUS

"Hi, I'm Bill
and welcome to my Dimension!"

Donnin' the Romulus 
packin' astonishment 
launch the meatwad into the elements!
Goofball this beefball 
 is easily equaling the Big Bang 
or Apollo 11 
to take a seat upon a starry plate:
FIRST MEATBALL IN SPACE SPACE SPACE

Bounce out your castle 
and hop in my ride. 
My potentially flammable vehicle 
carrying the sublimely spherical 
beefy orb. 
Cosmo-Cosmonaut 
by helium balloon moonshot. 
LIVE ON KKFI
warpin' into orbit and at the space station 
satellite gyration 
got me spinning thru a nebulous cloud 
got me spinning thru a nebulous cloud!
Satellite gyrations!
Got me spinning thru a nebulous cloud!

Orchids blooming indigo 
chandeliered ballroom celestial
Cupini's catering 

Boulevard orchestrating a liquid splash: SPACE CAMP X2
quarking Martians forking famous meatball portions 
while they read the postcards 
from your kids: FIRST MEATBALL IN SPACE SPACE SPACE

Albondiga en espacio 
objectos no identificado miramos 
no fronterizo en Kosmos 
interminable, interminable 
Primero albondiga en SPACE SPACE SPACE 

got me spinning thru a nebulous cloud
got me spinning thru a nebulous cloud
satellite gyrations 
got me spinning thru a nebulous cloud
satellite gyRAY

                          SIIIIILLLLLLEEEENNNNNNCCCEEEEE

the timeless meatball is 
on the verge
of weightless          ((WITHOUT WEIGHT!!!!!))

historians
on the galactic counsel
have informed me
9 centuries cannot erase
this night
the tracers 
trace: FIRST MEATBALL IN SPACE SPACE SPACE

"HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!"

First Meatball In Space (2021 MASTER THUNDER)

get yourself to the inaugural Totally Not Fake Wrestling Event -- that's October 8 in Grandview Missouri :::: MESSAGE DIMENSION BILL EDWARDS FOR attendance<dancedance> METHODS

TOTALLY NOT FAKE WRESTLING COMMERCIAL

Starling:  

"We gained experience
and skills to evolve,
through adventures 
and puzzles to solve. 
No cave too deep
or mountain too high. 

I will be 
the Greatest There Ever Was. 
I will fight
endlessly just because
I want to be the Number One,
Be the Champion."

Bill Edwards, 

"I will be.


And you, and you
will be with me.

I will be
yeah/yeah
I will be."

Be The Champion Long Version (1)

the Mazemaker's Maze

Dance our dicks off (CLAYTON IS REAL SMART & SO IS QUINN featuring Bill Edwards as the Shark))

Pans resurrection day (1) (1)

Mickey Marvelous (CLAYTON IS REAL SMART EDITION)

Am (2)

Happy doomsday!

Dragon sodomizer (unplugged)

From the Outskirts of the Zone of Love (Jacob Freese Edition)

Novaya zimlya

pillowhead (the sleeping-in edition)

09 Narcissus

"Fade in from another galaxy"

used to have aspirations 
led my department in sales
Ambition brought travails

received a fine promotion 
reppin' liquor for the corporation  
DJ QUASAR'S COUSIN RAY 
my associate or a phantasm 


Business Travelling too long 
Sirius to Andromeda 
Tell me, which earth is this? I don't Recognize 




In a motel on the Event Horizon 
desensitizin' to what I'm supplying. 

Not buying? I'll change your perspective 
Toss your body into the Black Hole
Death card Tarot dealt by the pharaoh






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should've expected
paperwork rejected 
stock market crash, so I'm lottery scratchin'

in the Transporter reality unraveling 
quantums break my Cellular Core 


business travelling too long 
Sirius to Andromeda 
Tell me, which earth is this? I don't Recognize

Business Travelling

welcome to the Outside. 
do you have an appointment?
i'll buzz you in 
at the Hall Entrance 
at the Hall Entrance
4 digit pin 
cast you thru 
to my home office,
but i'm out for Lunch. 

"The chair is Empty. 
Take a seat," the Closer tells you:::: sending in the Entrance

sending in the Entrance::::::::::

you receive the signal 
rockin' thru your spinal
visionary symbols 
assemble in a Worm Dance. 
I can tell at a glance
you're new to the branch,
Level is Entrance, Level is Entrance. 

the Cycle continues
are you an essential?
well, then, display your credentials>>>>> Forward on thru
to the approved circumference, 
then you will surrender :

Give yourself to the Entrance.
Surrender to the Entrance.
Give yourself to the Entrance.
just surrender to the Entrance.

You receive the signal
respiratory lung-eaters livin in the droplets.
do a Viiral Worm Dance. 
Let's get you up in finance. 
Escalate &&&& Raise 
into the Main Entrance. 
into the Main Entrance.

Let your mind easesome. Peel that veal off the manskin bougie decorum. Has it been a century 
since you came in that entry? 
NETWORK THOUGHTWORK CLOCKWORK 
GLITCH-GLITCH-GLITCHING 

We're gliding over marbled cobalt. 
Fastening the Deadbolt. 
Locking in the Entrance.

the Cycle continues. Have you seen an Exit? I seem to have misplaced it! Stagnate air's smothering my lifeforce. 'm riding on a dark horse. I need access to a source of oxygen. This microcosm

BREATHTAKING

You receive the signal
subliminal 
they're all up in your chemicals
gateways in your molecules 

this doorbell is Fritzing-Fritzing-Fritzing
this doorknob is tearing my fingernail off
antechamber is an airport hangar 
Furniture 
reappearing disappearing reappearing 

Bosses at the Summit Conference discuss
WHO WILL THEY RE-CYCLE NEXT?

And there is no escaping. 
I won't find the keys. 
Gatekeeper kibitzing.........

Lightswitch  ripping 
Sheetrock Magnate commences an Insider Meeting, "THIS IS AN INSIDER MEETING! 
WELCOME TO THE INSIDE,
WELCOME TO THE INSIDE."

ENTRANCE

"Are they windows?" (asks Sebastian) 
"Barley sidewalks," (says Elizabeth)
Thru the streetlight 
             constellations. 

Is it Friendship or merely pizza?
Circumstances were undeserved. 

HYDRO_planing 
        along Suicide Curve. 
The night is standing still. 
  I'm slipping by my Window SeaL.

becoming a voodoo doll 
up on Surrealberry, up on "Surrealberry HiLL"   (E. Sontheimer)


Egyptian Book of the Dead:

"PRISTINE! MAKE ME STRONG 
AGAINST THE SLAYER OF MY FATHER!
I HAVE OBTAINED 
POWER OVER THE 2 EARTHS. 
BIND UP MY VERTEBRAE NUT!!"

i guess it was just pizza anyway. you took a slice and walked away.
Introverted
asshole 
in an 
isolated chamber, 

the only member, 
feeling the window pane. And if you're hurting, we all are hurting. The air is broken. 
100 degrees... we have to Open!!

Headlights crashlanding along Suicide Curve. 
The night is standing still.  I'm slipping by my 
Window SeaL. 
 
becoming a voodoo doll 
  up on Surrealberry, up on "Surrealberry HiLL,"      (E. Sontheimer)

Dimension Bill Edwards

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