DEXTER 69 (ft.professafatnuts)

yeah, we wouldn’t wanna do anything to scare your children, that’s the last thing we wanna do.

(SAMPLED FROM DANIEL LARSONS TIKTOK:)

i am sorry grace and darcey,
for asking for the videos,
of you guys pooping and the butt stuff,
i’m sorry.

you’re asking for the butt stuff? (goofy laugh)

everywhere he goes,
chris hansen is there,
yeah that faggot balding he ain’t 
got no goddamn hair,
in poor graces room smellin all her underwear,
daniel in the courtroom we know his life isn’t fair.

PROFESSA FAT NUTS COMIN UP,
from denver, colorado he’s a menace to society,
the only time he cums is when 
he’s in those tighty whities,
he likes them with no teeth so they don’t bitie,
and to your record deal, 
i suggest saying goodnighty.

you really tryna be in that 24 election,
only time he gets erections
(are) when he’s in that child section,
when he’s fucking with these kids,
he know he’s to use protection,
it must be to help him,
lower the suspection.

ayo we got the pistol strap for all them pedophiles out there, stay the fuck out of our sight (mic)

DIRTY DANNY (ft.professafatnuts)

lyrics:

(shart)

it’s halloween, (clitibus on the track)
clitibus is making new music with professafatnuts,
(proffesafatnuts) (shart)

(clitibus funny)

clitibus:
he came into my room,
a little bit last night,
went trick or treating and it gave me a fright, 
put the candy in the bag,
trust me it’ll be light,
fuck with count dickula, we’ll be fighting tonight.

(proffesafatnuts comin up!)
casper is a ghost,
time to make a toast, (shart)(num num num)
proffesafatnuts, hated on the most
me and my homies, they are my blokes,
i am the greatest, don’t mean to boast,
i celebrate halloween from coast to coast.

(clitibus coming up... again.)
feeling like anne frank, all up in her attic,
if you run up on us, you gon get this automatic,
when you guys be talkin all we hear is tv static,
you and your girl be smelling like fresh haddock,
my brother overdosed, yeah he’s a drug addict.
you know this pistol be moving awfully sporadic.

(wet fart studios, followed by shart)

COUNT D1CKULA (ft. proffesafatnuts)

this was the first ever song produced by professafatnuts, give him a round of applause.

FIYA COCK (ft. clitibus)

ABORTED FETUS PUSSY (ft.professafatnuts)

FUCK MATTRESS FIRM (ft.professafatnuts)

POOPOO PROBLEMS (feat. jacob suarez)

met this little bitch and she told me she was cinco,
thought she was retarded but you know i had to hit tho,
she wouldn’t do it willingly so i brought my rohypnol 
now this bitch is seeing god oh lord i am so sinful

(please)
dont put me in prison for all the shit that i say,
she wants to eat my ass but i told that bitch she gay,
and i ardy know that she’ll do it anyway,
so i say what’s up and i told her pick a day

i had to block that bitch, she queefed on my face
i lied and said we’d link but now she’s asking time and place,
but she got fat tits and i don’t let that go ta waste, 
just because she’s fine i guess i’ll uber to her place

i showed up to the crib and this bitch queefed again,
looked her in her eyes and said we better off as friends,
she reached into her pocket and pulled me out a ten,
im running with that shit u know im speeding times ten

we driving on the highway and she’s speeding up to me,
didn’t get to nut but i just really had to pee,
her bestfriend is transgender he’s on 10 months of T,
yo he kinda fine send him right over to me,

called up elon musk told him that i am in trouble,
he gave me a device that turned me right into a bubble,
that bitch caught up to me now she tryna fuckin cuddle,
i said fuck you bitch now get me a mcdouble

THE CUMBACK

well, you know you’re getting sucked when you see a hoe
only need the cock when it’s getting blow
only know you’re coming when you gotta go

only know it’s a guy when it feels too good,
getting your dick sucked in the hood,
you feel his throat against your slimy wood
...
you got some slimy wood

staring at the ceiling get sucked,
transgender penis, yeah you know it’s tucked,
i cum so fast when i get sucked

you see dick when you close your eyes
get up into them smelly ass thighs,
but she bit the tip and you wanna die

well, you know you’re getting sucked when you see a hoe
only need the cock when it’s getting blow
only know you’re coming when you gotta go

only know it’s a guy when it feels too good,
getting your dick sucked in the hood,
you feel his throat against your slimy wood

standing at the corner of the block 
that same old empty feeling in your cock,
cuz you came too fast and it turned her off

well you see her when you fall asleep,
she put her dildo in way too deep,
now your ass been hurtin for weeks

clitibus

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