Lyrics:

"I'm gonna fall for you
Get my heart broke and bruised
If it's the last thing I do
I'm gonna fall for you

I'm gonna fall for you
But I ain't fucking calling you
I've got anxiety, dude
But I will fall for you

Mark my words

I'm gonna stumble
Fall flat on my face
I've got it down to a subtle art
I'm gonna fuck up
Get put in my place
Godspeed, my pounding heart

And when I fall for you
I'll break my own heart in two
It won't be much work for you 
Just stand back, enjoy the view

And when I fall for you
My hopes, and dreams, and fantasies are going too
I've got it c-c-covered, dude
Here goes nothing new

It goes like this
Yo
Here it goes

I'm gonna stumble 
Fall flat on my face
I've got it down to a subtle art
I'm gonna fuck up
Get put in my place
Godspeed, my pounding heart

I'm gonna slip up
Crash down with the waves
I've got it down to a not-so-subtle art
I'm gonna fuck up
She'll put me in my place
God save my pounding heart

It's not the fall
It's not the fall that kills you
Never really had a chance
Stood by swinging sweaty hands
She'd never understand it
It's not the fall
It's not the fall that kills you
But if I took a tiny chance
She might just let me hold her hand
I hope I stick the landing

I'm gonna stumble 
Fall flat on my face
I've got it down to a subtle art
I'm gonna fuck up
Get put in my place
Godspeed, my pounding heart

I'm gonna slip up
And that's all that it takes
I've got it down to a not-so-subtle art
I'm gonna fuck up
She'll put me in my place
God save my pounding heart"

About the song:
This song is all about that feeling you get right when you’re about to fall for someone; when you haven’t fallen just yet, but you’ve started feeling the butterflies in your stomach and know what’s coming. 

Sama wrote the lyrics about a skater girl and imagined the whole process of falling for her as something similar to falling flat on your face trying out a new trick on your skateboard. 

She concluded that the fall in itself isn’t the worst part by far; it’s the sinking feeling as you get back up on your feet, wipe the dirt off of your Dickies and look around to see how many people were watching. 

An upbeat summer bop about being awkwardly and nervously in love. 

Released on Fücking North Pole Records (2022)

Logo by Max Dahlby
Artwork by Øystein H. Gravdahl

Lead vocals/rhythm guitar - Samantha A. Miserée 
Bass/vocals - Helene C. Kunz 
Lead guitar/backing vocals - Øystein H. Gravdahl 
Drums/percussion/backing vocals - Sondre L. Paulsen 

Piano by Preben S. Andersen 

* Drums, guitar & bass recorded at Endless Tinnitus Studio by Kenneth Storkås, Oslo - Norway
* Vocals, synthesizer, percussion and piano recorded at Globus Studio by Preben Sælid Andersen, 
Oslo - Norway 
* Mixed and mastered by Marc McClusky at Fuzzball Recording, New York - USA

Written by:
Samantha A. Miserée
Øystein H. Gravdahl
Helene C. Kunz
Sondre L. Paulsen
José M. Gomera

Produced by:
Kenneth Storkås
Preben S. Andersen 
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