this matchup goes in my collection of sleep paralysis demons and it being this good is terrifying gj Alexander.

That Squilliam impression was on point. And up until the mustache bar I never realized his unibrow was the same as Squidward's pencil hair

CAST:
Dwight Schrute - Eric The Audible
Jimmy Neutron - @snakebite126
Mixed By: Jacob G.
Prod. by KingEF

LYRICS

Dwight:
This is Dwight Schrute, I’ll interrupt before you’ve done your spittin’
Serving you so good this scuffle will be dun...der mifflin
If you are not satisfied, I’ll continue attacking ya 
With bears, beats, and battle bars to rap at ya

Making it Rainn, that paper ream
Peep it on Peacock, they pay per stream
Your Planet Sheen cemented you as a fad 
A sitting wooden duck who couldn’t spend time with his dad

What an abomination. Your eyes and eyebrow placement
That’s the objective face of god awful animation
I’ve beaten machines, I’ll crush any electronic toy
So follow the procedure and runaway, rocketboy

Jimmy:
You’ve hit a new low - Leaping Leptons!
But like I’m in the warehouse peeping you’ll get caught
Even in your show you’re the butt of every Jim joke
So stroll me through the logic behind battling ‘gainst Jimbo


The win you own is sharing homes with Angela
Were manager, then the script scranton strangled ya
I find it funny you’re the one mocking my rockets
Cause no crash could be more awful than your office when Mike dropped it

So you’re amish but psychotic? At this point no one knows
This suck up turned sociopath to work plots for his show
But you weren’t working alone, that's why I shall propose
Maybe your farming roots put the Mose before hoes

Dwight:
False! But nice try using your five head’s entire mind
My rhyming's styled after Ryan - fire guy
Like Carl with your mom I can sense your thirst
Your third grade crush is bound to leave your bubble burst

Jimmy:
Your decline was worse, try to bare in mind this lesson
Keeping your work can’t stop a hairline recession
And after that show ended you dropped off like half your cast
Left you out to the dogs, so Goddard we gotta blast!

Central Rap Battles: Jimmy Neutron vs. Dwight Schrute

CAST:
Kronk - Seth W.
Norm - Eric The Audible
Doofenshmirtz - Dustin
Yzma - Jacob G.

Written By: Eric The Audible
Mixed By: Jacob G.

Production: Laysi

Lyrics:

Kronk (0:15)
Uhh, Norm? It’s a displeasure for me to meet ya 
Been sent to beat ya on the beat with wicked schemes to appease Yzma 
So when I’m flaming and grilling you all with a chef’s kiss
Just know it’s only because you’re next on her vex list

As a man in love I get that it’s unpredictable, beautifully mystic, but my gods
You’d blush at a fridge in the kitchen and then go up to hit on it like “nice cogs”
Pinnochio knows that you’re not a real boy, man, this battle’s gonna be another one of your foiled plans
Cause Kronk’s got the groove like the flu so poignant, you could confuse it with Kuzco’s Poison


Norm 
I’ll have no choice if a Burton voice decides to war with me 
I’ll be storming your beach and destroying the peace from above with the forces of Norm and D 
That’s my father, the doctor, if you happened to miss the catch 
Though with that rapping I have to ask you why would you even pick this match 

Should I self-deprecate? You have nothing to diss me on 
Because between us I’d be the reason kids still have Disney on
Already proven I can spit in show, Liquid Gold; check my Tin Man flow
I know you like to talk to mammals, look below the table there’s no platypus that can stop how I spin this, yo

But Kronk I get it; you just wished to make this song better
Lucky for us you went and pulled upon my wrong lever
And with my weaponry I suggest you start gunning back
To Yzma to explain just how apt you are at running tracks

Kronk (1:30)
He’s got a point there, what? no he doesn’t
We literally ran track in High School, oh well I guess he does then
But his flattery won’t matter he’s still hated by his creator
Doof produced that self-destruct button, but it’s time that I terminate a

Robotic freak who wants to tussle, well I ain’t scared of ya!
Cause you fail at everything that you try: state-area



Norm:
My calculations state I’m the only emcee in this place
So if you would like to talk that way, please say it straight to my face


(Ad lib some fighting words)

Doof and Yzma:
Norm!  Kronk!

(Ad lib need to leave for whatever reason)

Central Rap Battles: Kronk vs. Norm

Yep. Happy 5 year anniversary of TRBoCS. :D

Nice Peter as Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu
EpicLLOYD as The Boss Baby

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
FUYUHIKO KUZURYU 
VS
THE BOSS BABY
BEGIN!

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu (0:16):
Name’s Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, bitch, I’m a fucking gangster
True yakuza, shoot right through ya, you’re in fucking danger
This shithead’s met a dead end
Now I’m taking you to school, call it TedEd
Ain’t here to change your Pampies, I’ll get to dropping bodies
‘Cause when it comes to nannies, I’m more like fuckin Maki
Your work ethic is just something I can’t admire 
Sucking up to higher ups like they’re your damn pacifier 
Junko forced our whole class to watch Chiaki’s death and
It still brought less despair than your original on Netflix
I’m more stone-faced than fuckin Munakata
So drop the Poker Face, Lady Googoogaga 
Or I’ll drop a diss right on top a bitch
And like your Oscar win, I’m fuckin robbing this

The Boss Baby (0:52):
Ooh, would you look at that, it’s the scary Danganronpa man
Get real, they have a subdivision in Baby Corp. dedicated to all your fans
Each of your games is built from the same model
Franchise so formulaic, it’d fit in my dang bottle
The moment that I popped in the womb, baby I balled in it
I’ll win by more than a hair, kid, I’mma Baldwin it
Bring your whole clan and let’s get down to business
Yea, the company I’m reppin’s used to putting down bitches
Stacking layers of dough, dine on high class placenta
Rock Armani drip, leaving you dripping magenta 
Slim Shady with an eyepatch won’t be a challenge
Dressing like a pirate Gomez Addams
I won’t be forgiving your horrible temper 
‘Cause I’m more heavy metal than your choice of a weapon
So don’t get too close when you’re stepping
I’m the B-O-S-S, feel no stress, best hold your defenses
And your trashy written love story arc left you killed, bro
Seems Peko left you with Twilight Syndrome
And, uhhhh, while you were bearing all the pain and trauma with the abrasions caused from all your time as head of the yakuza
Well, uhhhh, I took your baby mama Pekoyama, showed her where babies come from, put her to rest harder than Monokuma

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu (1:45):
Talk about Peko like that again and I’ll gnash your fuckin teeth in
Let’s see how much you wanna talk shit when I put my damn feet in this fetus, I’ll leave him defeated
And dropped on a doorstep, and once I render you an orphan
How about I do what your parents should’ve and make this track your abortion (Brrrraaaahhh)
This is one tape you’ll wish never gets played back, son
You’re getting milked so hard, no wonder Francis can’t stand ya
I dodged a bullet, got my death swapped, case 3, pre-production
Your film dodged a bullet dropping Spacey before he touched it
My kin taught me discipline, you got spoiled and pampered
I’d beat the shit jokes out ya, little kid, just to teach ya some manners
I guess I’m just too old to get your appeal, sorry
But you scream disaster more than a gender reveal party 

The Boss Baby (2:19):
I’m trying to wrap my head around you, but I can’t tell which carries more weight
Your shoulders from all your losses or… the swimsuit that caved your sister’s face (What?)
God damn Baby Numbnuts, how about you stop your whining
Your lyrics are just nonsense: Jabberwocky Island
I’d take out your last eye, but you’re already so blind (Ay ay ay ay)
While I’m a bad baby, so catch me outside (Ay ay ay ay)
Quit talking to me or you oughta get beat
Get blown off of the scene like it’s Nagito’s dreams
I’m so fly and I’m killing this mic
So watch this blackened bird leave you dead in the night 

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
WE DECIDE!
TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS

Mixing/Mastering by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Anywaywell
Cover Art by Rabi

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu vs The Boss Baby. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Hello everyone and welcome to the premiere of FRB vs Anything, which pits rap battle community members against well...anything. Today's battle sees Eric the Audible of Central Rap Battles go against Trevor Henderson's most famous creation, Siren Head. Who generates more noise?

CAST:
Eric The Audible: Himself
Siren Head: JustGamer
Written by: JustGamer and Eric The Audible
Mixed and Mastered by: Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by: Ihaksi
Cover Art by: Nooby

LYRICS:
Eric:
It’s no contest who’s best in beats
It’s FRB against this reject SCP
Would somebody deafen, please
I plead! If I hear his verse - my ears will bleed
You might regret not knowing’ who you’re fightin’ ‘gainst 
Got rhymes to strike giants, I ain’t a mic to check 
Unless of course you wanted them to find you dead 
With a sliced neck, we’ll rename you to “silenced head”
Who knows why the internet ever found your design unique
You’re what happens when a streetlamp and enderman interbreed
Lookin’ at those jacked up teeth I understand why you hide instead
Of coming out of the mountains, it’s because he’s Sire-inbred

Siren Head:
Nice fit, of course this battle is my shortest
Nice bitch, I took her to my forest
Showed her my tree trunk, voice lower than Corpse’s
You’re soft tissue I could rip you with a chorus
Check the views which tells us who clicked 
Wanna make content? I’m in more battles than you bitch
Sorry - change that last line to “your stupid”
Cause cursing’s too edgy for somebody who’s spoon fed 
You’ve been flowing off beat since measure one 
Try to grab some ear plugs but even then you're done
I’ll be destroying your voice so you better run
‘Fore I kill the biggest pussy since the one from Henderson

Eric:
Oooh that’s a bar, I’m so glad I wrote that
Your fans take any hint of lore and then instantly note that 
The modern Slenderman version of Carrie: “He could vaporize you with his invisible eyes”
Henderson tried so hard to make you scary, he left his reader’s barely alive
Let me just peep this: this man’s got telekinesis, super high speeds and he’s freakishly tall with some skeleton knees and 
Shape shifts when he pleases, fourth dimensional maybe even 5D then
I’m supposed to react when we see him on the streets cause my friend sent a fake video on my twitter DM?
How frightening, I’m peein’! Jesus! What’s next? You gonna walk on water, Jesus?

Siren Head:
Aww did someone try to go off since they got their little feelings hurt now?
I’m surprised you can spit a rhyme with Eddie’s fucking dick in your mouth
With your rants in the serious channel, you’re a bigger threat, can’t you see?
When you’re boasting your opinion on abolishing religion...christian-vanity
I’m the patron saint of leaving no trace, like your youtube channel upload dates 
What you call going crazy on the flow’s more lately like little flecks but even more tame
Snakebite with no venom, Patrick with less vision, like Gamer but without the brand recognition
Stuck in the shadow of young competition that you’re trying to ditch like your old name

Siren Head vs Eric the Audible. FRB vs. Anything.

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CREDITS: 
Written By: Eric The Audible, Mason G.
Mixed By: Nathan Provost
Art By: Matthew Thomas
Production By: MTC Beatz

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CAST:
Fightmarker - Alex Jones
Eric The Audible - Carl Azuz
Intern - Nathan Provost

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Alex Jones (0:10)
They’re coming after me - the establishment 
So tell me whose this satanist im rap battlin’
CNN? I ain’t afraid of you liars
Cause in this “mostly peaceful” rap all my rhymes will be fire!

Carl Azuz (0:21)
Judging by the awfully biased hatred you spew, 
You're the age of information gone straight down the tube, 
So I get why Google and Twitter would have you removed 
Now I’ll strike you down too, like I’m Carl A-Zeus

Sources say your info’s fictional - we’ll see it again
We keep the news legit - CNN 10/10
And like his legal team, Jones is always on the defense
We’ll clarify for your audience: y’all these shots ain’t pretend

Conning old men about fake “info wars”
But when it comes to conmen you’re the intro course
I’d say keep it calm man, when you misinform
But you get hopping mad over frog intercourse

Alex Jones (0:52)
You deny it’s the deep state who’s feeding ya
But I’ve survived smears from the fake news media
I’m standing right here, collect and kill me with the patriots!
You waste class time, but my freedom? you ain’t taking it

This just in folks, got brand new info
That Carl Hackzus is in the sex-with-pigs cult
He cuts their entrails, (yuck) snips the ends off 
Then goes to a Chinese Palace where him and his friends talk

They take the blood of goblins, mixed with carbonic acid
Sip it with the Clintons and rich people with Iraqi accents
They chat about eradicating the lower classes 
And cash in on aborted fetuses to buy Masonic assets!

(WOOF) On your trail - wolf blood - I’m the alpha male 
Strike with a mic and a rifle, you will not prevail
I’m going viral, want the cure for the best offer go
To infowars.com and order 4 quarts of testosterone 

Like the CDC on this beat, grab your mask please
You couldn’t control me with a million vaccines
If I'm the mad dog you say, I'd rather stay deranged
Than submit to clark kent who's been hit with beta rays

Carl Azuz:
I’d spend our last segment going through that rap wreckage 
But kids can see through your conspiracy: that’s fact - check it 
I’m just a humble journalist, so I should give you props
For being the first English news outlet posted by Russian bots

I mean you’re going viral all right, and your fans stay loyal
You gave them COVID-19 and then your snake oil
But shoutout to Central High School, I’ve been Carl Azuz
This is CNN 10 - sorry for the old news!

Central Rap Battles: Alex Jones vs. Carl Azuz

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dilly as vault boy
ennway as mr. game and watch

Written by dilly, swoldow, and masong
(additional writing by nooby, trakked, pixel chris and ennway)
mixed by ennway
beat prod. by ennway
art by triplestabber and nooby
cover art by micah
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB

Vault Boy vs Mr. Game and Watch - Rap Battle! (2021)

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#TrapMusic
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Trap Hustle Mix,Trap Grind Mix 2025 TRAP MIX VOL 1606 - STREET VIBES

Circle Small (Prod. Seye)

Samara:
In seven days your semi fame will get erased
Forever hated, devastated, choking on your petty rage
Against a dated slasher specializing in edgy teens
I’ve seen meaner scream queens squealing on MTV
I’m the first film sensation from Asia to get the west cravin’
You’re the last one people think of when they hear “Wes Craven”
Abandoned by your mother and it drove you to insanity,
So you’ll bite another bullet, guess it runs in the family

Ghostface:
Hello, announcer - can I fight someone new, please?
You must’ve misheard me; I said I like scary movies
You would think by now you’re used to getting played, but
I can help you out if you really wanna hang up
List everyone you ripped off? I'd rather tape my mouth shut
Stringy hair ghost girl couldn't have been more washed up.
Idyllic but then your hopes for a fairytale drowned
So Samara, Samara, can you let your fans down?
They put a cliche mess right on a VHS
Just so your franchise can replay death?
My scream time made your dreams work, 'til I slayed you.
With your screen time, you shouldn't really call yourself a breakthrough

Samara:
I'm trapped in the waters but protected by god
Drop the facade, you’re useless! Even your rules are flawed

Ghostface:
Wrong answer! Your reboot trash is lackluster
You’re barely at the bottom of the bargain bin at Blockbuster

Samara:
So formulaic, you're more suited for Scooby-Doo
Stuck in an endless loop of Sidney eluding you
Coming at me choking on your phoned-in lines? Please,
I’m screwing you over worse than caller ID
Talk about your franchise like you're one to boast
Enough with your sequels; just give up the ghost
We both know exactly what it's like to take a dive
To be blunt, your role couldn't get your ratings high.

Ghostface:
Unstoppable like Jason, you can’t stop the bloodshed
Shoulda known, never assume the killer is dead
Face it, Grudge girl, you will never be my equal
The body count’s capped out, so there’s no need for a sequel!

Garbage Gothic as Samara Morgan

Razzy as Ghostface

Written by: Freshy Kanal, Razzy, Walk & Adroitwhiz

Mixing by: Freshy Kanal

Beat by: Audio Network

Additional Help by: DCARaps, Rabi, Atronachsaura, Brodecai, Diogo, Gengo & ItsJustBrenden

Cover Art by: Adroitwhiz

VIDEO RELEASE: TODAY

Ghostface vs. Samara Morgan - Rap Battle!

Welcome to the first bonus battle from Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons!

Chao as Arthur
Jacob as Arnold
garbageGothic as Helga
Matthew, Commander Jacob, Fightmarker, Astro, Geon, Underscores, Dustin, & MetaMachine as “Hey!”

Lyrics:
Arthur:
Hey!
It used to be a wonderful day
Until a kilt wearing football was thrown in my way!
This aardvark drops bars hard going up
Against Stewie Griffin from All Grown Up
Both our shows aired on the same day in '96
But remind me, which premiere truly became a mighty hit?
Not the World’s Greatest Gleeper who just took my design
Just to get a slice of the slice-of-life pot pie!

Arnold:
A ham-fisted verse? Don't let a fella get cocky
I know you'll hate this rapping, like you're Helga Pataki
Gerald once told me the story of the Ghost Bride
Though the horrors in that couldn’t compare to your first design
Always dreaming of becoming a celebrity? Well peep this
You'll never be popular, you fit more on the geek list
I can tell you're gonna mumble in your verse right after
'Cause you've dropped the ball harder than all of my voice actors

Arthur:
Oh Arnold, your series isn’t even worth the bother
While you were at jump street, I made friends with Mr. Rogers
You came up short, man. Like Binky, you can’t throw hands
I’mma leave you like your parents; alone with your gramps

Arnold:
You’ve over-egged the tapioca, while I got two hit movies
Can’t wake up to the facts? You must be hitting up the smoothies
That belittling was worse than when you hit your little sis
I might as well call this Arthur’s Big Sh-
Helga:
Arnold!

Written by Matthew Thomas
With Help from: Underscores, Brodecai, & Adroitwhiz

Mixed & Mastered by Matthew Thomas
With Help from: Dustin & Light

Beat by George Georgia of Audio Network

Arthur vs Arnold. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

[HAPPY RAP BATTLE DAY!!]

Vladimyr P. as Phone Guy
Michael / Stark Media as Ghostface

*Phone Rings*

WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE
PHONE GUY
AGAINST
GHOSTFACE
BEGIN

Phone Guy:
Hello? Hello? I’m just here to spit a message
I Wes Craven a real fight but my words will cause quite the wreckage
And If you decide to stay on the line, I wanna hear you spit a good diss
Otherwise; you can make like your colorful counterpart and Munch on this

Billy Loomis:
This Deuteragonist’s Entertainment’s shit but a good diss is what you reckoned for?
You seem to have choked so I’ll put you on hold cuz in seconds I’d be deafened; sore
I’m Looming and assuming this automation only be spitting fill-uh
Imma Killer, pullin the trigger, but in rap I’m the Ghostface Killah!

Phone Guy:
The only thing you’re pulling the trigger on is your very poor career choice
Cuz I..dent-ify this Billy Guy who never in his life been shown rejoice

Ghostface:
When I step into your office, never knowing who it is, Scott the Phone Guy is prone to die
Cawthon will be coughing when I lay you in a coffin with your family life forever gone awry

Phone Guy:
You wanna talk about my family life? Well, here’s a tip
Don’t go around Stab-bing people if all you’re gonna do is trip
Better Dial up some better disses, but if you’re wanting a silent dispute
You’d be losing this bout, nothing’ta worry about, so I’ll put contact with you on mute
Your life is on the line, so it’s best that you skedaddle
(beat stops)

Ghostface:
(Beep, Beep, Beep) ..Do you like Horror Rap Battles?
Cuz I’ll make this one appealing and Hang you Up on the ceiling
And after this verbal beating you will need some mental healing
Just based on your raps, I would have guessed when it comes to flames you are not a sparker
But when I’m on your chest, it’s cardiac arrest, turning these 50 shades of purple darker

Purple Guy:
You would be the one to Wood-burrow emotions, behind that mask of anger: You’re hurt.
Try to hang me on the ceiling ..if you don’t trip on it first
You’re not the only thing getting Pres-caught; you hide behind your feels!
I mean, your life is not a movie, but every bar I spit is real!
Call me Springtrap when I bring raps as sharp as the locks when I’m spitting gold
But the color of kings met a broken throne, so finally a felon is overthrown
And for 30 years, I was broken alone; verbally murdering you on this Mike (mic)
And when a child like you doesn’t act right they’ll have to face with the Purple Guy

Ghostface:
This clown’s held up in the circus, this Ring Master fucks with your circuitry
With no cords attached, I’ll leave you dispatched, this Puppet’s pulling the strings
You should Banana Split with your Blumhouse bullshit, there is no SAVING THE
FNAF Franchise with your shit, unscary movie!
I wouldn’t wanna cuff this Furry, when ‘83 was enough to leave you chewed
Welcome to Kinksville, Afton! Population: you!
Your rhymes were commercial yet controversial, be careful what you hurdle cuz you were never scary
In the Shadow of Freddy, I’ll leave you Withered, another shade of purple if you try to come at me
PG’s rating is obvious, but I’ll do my best to make this battle R
Now I’ll slice through this Guard to give Security Scars
(Heh) You were quite the tough bean, but that wasn’t enough to beat me
Now you’ve faced with Father Death and I’ve made you both SCREAM

Purple Guy:
That jumpscare was pathetic; I’ll dismantle you regardless
You didn’t do Fantastic Fac-ing me, since you were left guard-less
There’s no rebooting your movies when MTV left you out to dry like Steve’s guts
I would come back any day to leave this Director Cut

WHO MURDERED THE MIC?
COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW
RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL
FOR ANOTHER
SINISTER RAP (Hangs up)


John P. as Purple Guy


Writers: Vlad, Michael / Stark Media, and Eric the Audible
Beat Producer: Beatg33kz
Mixer / Effects: Vlad and Michael / Start Media
Cover Art Made by Michael / Stark Media

Phone Guy (Five Night's at Freddy's) vs Ghostface (Scream). Sinister Rap Battles

Phone Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs Ghostface (Scream). Sinister Rap Battles

LYRICS

Sonic.EXE:
Round 1, looks like I’m in a new zone, with the antagonist who wishes minds would turn from bored to blown
So pathetic, you pick off victims and leave Skype calls empty- Who was Phone?
Fake Facebook pages and accounts and this is what you do with your hype?
Thought people would piss their pants in the theatres at the sound “the glitch just typed”
Your Paranormal Activity could be summed up as a hat trick
I’ve seen better Internet PSAs out of Catfish!
You were terrorizing macbooks in your wack flick
But you thinking you’re relevant is the only thing that’s batshit
A sad bitch only made interesting ‘cause of suicide
You’d fit better on Netflix, next to 13 Reasons Why
I have to speak in police code, just for you to comprehend
That I’ll turn a 10-34 to 64xx

Laura Barns:
So the Creepypasta wiki bows down to you? Honestly, what should I expect?
You’re praised by the same community that puts their names behind “Sonic X-XX”
Guarded by diehard fans of garbage, while Sonic just Sez shit
So if you try to drop this battle, there will be serious consequences.
I know a lot about you, .EXE, you’re a mutated version of Zalgo
You stole your sound bites from Kefka and live in Mephiles’ Shadow!
So tone it down Smile Hedgehog, you’re useless without your Chaotic mic Control
Pre-teens terrified at your story; “oh god, the Rap Rat’s going to steal my soul!”

Sonic.EXE:
You’re too slow, Samara Morgan, what inspired you to get a toxic attitude?
Better yet, how about you take that tone to your movie, maybe you’d impress your viewers while you’re at it too!
I’m a god of your realm! My presence is ascended!
You’re a waste of a climax- talk about a “shit” ending
Close the tab window to escape a Blaire Witch Project!
And you’ll have a worse fate than another Dark Web hardship!

Laura Barns:
I’ve been to hell, so if you claim you’re God, then you can call me your Anti-Christ!
Swallow your fancy pride! The genre you preside is something you can’t stand beside!
An Affinity for kinned furries? Use those sharp teeth of yours and bite me!
Ditch the Youtube Let’s Play’s, your defeat is more suitable for LiveLeak!

CREDITS

Fightmarker as Sonic.EXE
https://soundcloud.com/fightmarker
Illuminasium As Laura Barns
https://www.castingcall.club/m/illuminasium

Written and thumbnail by Rabi
Additional writing help: Gamingplush64 and B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64
Mixed and Mastered by Light
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
Beat by 2Deep
Sonic.EXE Art by B O R K
https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok

Sonic.EXE vs. Laura Barns (Unfriended) - Rap Battle

Do I even need to say it?

Beat Production: Call Me G
Thumbnail By: Fightmarker
Written By: Eric The Audible
Voice Work: Eric The Audible
Mixed by: Eric The Audible

LYRICS:
Mitchell:
In the 80s see a man self-made
With a family, proud in the USA
Today, I still show kids how games are played
But I got my two cents and I’m leaving the arcade

Don’t need the stats to see how bad you dropped
How are you gonna get mad over the 16th slot?
As a teen I recorded my first high-score
You’re screaming at teens for attention, like GEORGE

Yeah I took the gaming scene and put a face on it
You took the color green  just put a face on it 
Can’t speedrun this track when I forged your path man
Mitchell will perfect a bitch - like Pacman

Dream:
In this verse, I’ll catch a cease and desist
From a man saving face because he’s an egotist
And if you enjoy watching this dude destroy
His career, leave a like ‘cause it helps my vids

Now you, I’m not exactly the type to gloat
But I could match your fame with a single upload
And if you wonder why you sank and I float
Well just cause you can’t hit me doesn’t mean we’re in the same boat

AYO, looks like your stuck in a manhunt
Every ref should be put into handcuffs
All according to plan but, you got enraged cause
This ain’t a  problem that you can tape up

I’m making content that you could never emulate
You made the scene but I literally changed the game
Statistics twist my dreams to reality
Take out your fistful of quarters, Twin Galaxy

Central Rap Battles: Billy Mitchell vs. Dream

Hello and Happy New Year! We’re gonna kick Gridline off with a smooth banger to start the year! Today we have legendary British graffiti artist, Banksy, against children's book hide-and-seek extraordinaire, Waldo! Enjoy!

CAST:
King Mewtwo as Banksy
Zawesome as Waldo

LYRICS:
BANKSY:
Throughout my life I was branded a valueless mope
Who vandalized public property, but There was Always Hope
You think that legality would stop me from making art? Nah
Look, I'm putting up a fight while you're running from your Odlaw
Seemed devoted to Wilma, then you went ahead and ditched her
Cos the friendly thirtysomething preferred her twin sister
Here’s the elephant in the room, you’re not the only one of you
You were in the back of Martin’s mind when he was coming up with you
When I slip in a crowd, no one spots me when they pass
Yet the whole world recognizes your candy cane looking ass
Artisitcally anonymous, I’ll beat you with your walking stick
After I go to drop a diss, they’ll really ask where Wally is

WALDO:
You can find me napping when you spit a diss so bland
That verse left me more bemused than a trip to Dismaland
I’m gonna beat this bummy black sheep so Banksy better step backsies
Because I get my lines from the Land of Nasty Nasties
I think you've done enough huffing of your "artsy" wall splats
You try to call them meaningful, but I think I can smell a rat
I keep eyes glued to pages just from staying well-hidden
And just when you think that you might’ve found me, you didn’t
When you were playing hide and seek, I was setting the standard
You need some help on the mic, I’ll lend you a Handford
You’re an overrated runt whose work is overly blunt
With a hollow phony front, a walking publicity stunt

BANKSY:
You could be alone on a page and still get ignored
‘Cause after your reboot, no one wants to find you anymore
I’m nameless and faceless and gained more traction than this git got
You’re a novelty, Wally. Why don’t you Exit Through the Gift Shop?

WALDO:
Is your face a Picasso? Cos I’ve never seen this man
I’ve seen more quality vandalism when it came from Penis Man
You used to have crowds flood into the cities that your work was in
But any love they may have had for you is now in the bin

Beat By: InsaneBeatz
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Waldo vs Banksy| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

yes the connection is cocky and overly arrogant arch rivals of major characters that are also carbon copies of their counterparts hhadfhgad

ive wanted to use squilliam for the longest time and this matchup popped into my head and i thought it was the funniest thing so i decided to make it a battle hello

is this a shitpost? you decide!!!!! ;)


Kamren as Scrappy-Doo
Alex as Squilliam Fancyson

Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
Written & Mixed by Alex

Squilliam Fancyson:
Oh my, why would I be called on for such a verbal bout?
Don’t NEED my pounds of wealth to help attack him
Skipping pleasantries, I’ll steal the catchphrase out your mouth 'fore you can HAVE it---
Lemme At ‘Em! (heh, heh, heh, heh.)
Jousting around with a knock-off, I’m an icon of high caliber
A high tier-battler leaving 50% legacies shattered
I pile in stacks, kinda hot shit, rolling in hot checks
‘Gainst a poor puppy dog with Napoleon Complex!


Scrappy-Doo:
Lookie, Scoob! 
Squilliam has his “Fancy” Tentacles in a bunch
Rollin’ up the seven deadly sins all into one
The lengths you go to make a point? Disgusting, misleading
Be glad your college is fake! You’re nowhere CLOSE to prestigious!
And those fashion statements, what gives?! Agh, here’s a tip!
Shave that caterpillar on your head...or drop it down above your lip!
You’re a fraud, a mock; the only ‘geek’ in your nonexistent band
Hiring fake friends with your pounds of cash
This Octo-puss needs a helping hand
‘Cause he’s the textbook definition of an antithesis
Yet it’s easy to to see why your friendless and Squidward isn’t
‘Cause Dough just don’t buy no happiness, William
If you can’t take critical words, don’t give ‘em

Squilliam Fancyson:
If you’re the ratings savior, the bar’s set a bit low
If a Mini-me rolled up trying to save a whole show
A Hanna-Barberic attempt at a villainous presence
Take a lesson from the best: EARN being respected
Go on biting my ankles, I’m used to plebes groveling at my feet
Dangle scooby snacks in front of your face
Make a Dane kiss my rings
You’re trash. And believe me, I pick up littering
You’ll be shouting ‘uncle’, 
and yes, I mean that literally.

Scrappy-Doo:
My Puppy Power’s unaffected by narcissists
Who use social status as a bargaining chip; never reaching armistice
A habitual liar going histrionic when he dares
Newsflash! Ab-so-lute-ly no one CARES!
Your plans’ll be foiled again and you’ll be in shambles
I’m not SURPRISED you own a casino; battlin’ me was a gamble!
So take your cheap suit, crooked grin and hike it
Maybe keep your loss like all you brag about, heheh.... PRIVATE.

Squilliam Fancyson vs. Scrappy-Doo // Alex's Rap Battles #10

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