Shout At Your Grandpa
(Sketch)

Shout, shout, shout
Shout, shout, shout
Do you shout at your grandpa?!?!?!

He gets lost driving all alone at night
He’s a victim of old age
He Used to sing in a band
In his day he was the man
And Now he has a hearing aid
Well, he’s amazing to his wife
Had a crazy awesome life
He still gets round and round
Ya gotta scream when he’s near ya
Cuz he cannot hear ya
Be strong, get loud, and

Shout, shout, shout
Shout at your grandpa
Shout, shout, shout

You gotta look in his eyes
And maybe even say it twice
And then you’ll have to try once more
He’ll put your strength to the test
Better say it with your chest
Be sure you take your pills at four!!
He’ll shake his fist when he’s pissed
Might get pouty with the lips
Might just try to ignore
Ya gotta scream when he’s near you
Cuz he cannot hear you
Be strong, get loud, and

Shout, shout, shout
Shout at your grandpa
Shout, shout, shout
Shout at your grandpa

(Sketch) 

He gets lost, driving all alone at night
He’s a victim of old age
Used to sing in a band
In his day he was the man
Now he has a hearing aid!
Well, he’s amazing to his wife!
Had a crazy awesome life!
He still gets round and round!
Ya gotta scream when he’s near you
Cuz he cannot hear you
Be strong, get loud, and

Shout, shout, shout
Shout at your grandpa
Shout, shout, shout
Shout at your grandpa

(Sketch)

Shout At Your Grandpa (Clean)

(Intro sketch)
Yeah, i’m gonna take my friend to the hotel room
We gonna ride in right after court
I’m gonna take my friend to the hotel room
We gettin high cuz he got divorced

I got a keg up in the bath
12 pack in my lap
Stacks and packs of wax
Got the vapin’ pen to match
Set a brand new course
Fresh off that divorce
Gonna make a rally
But tonight we gettin torched

Everybody knows we comin’
Except for my cousin
Don’t nobody’s wife know nothin’
Divorce party buzzin’

Right up on a stripper
Didn’t have to tip her
Said, “that’s okay baby,
This one’s on your sister” (That’s my brother!!)
Smoked a couple doobies
Did some shots on boobies
Snapchat be like oo-wee 
Immitate a Wookie 
Everybody’s high on somethin’
Except for my cousin
Don’t nobody’s wife know nothin’ (SHHHHHHH)
Divorce party buzzin’

Yeah, i’m gonna take my friend to the hotel room
We gonna ride in right after court
I’m gonna take my friend to the hotel room
Party tonight cuz he got divorced

Court’s done, have fun, party like a rock star
Spent a lot of money on my brand new lawyer (A LOT)
Baby’s gotta half it, even made me sell the sports car
Only thing i’m havin’ is my old shoebox of sports cards
Got no cash, we been through all that
It’s time to call my boys, cuz they got my back
We turn a hotel room to a liquor store
We gettin high cuz i got divorced

Yeah, i’m gonna take my friend to the hotel room
We gonna ride there right after court
I’m gonna take my friend to the hotel room
We gettin high cuz he got divorced

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