Big Tires. Mud. Fine Weather. Weed. Friends. & Beer!
Livin' Large!

Guitar, Bass, Drums, & Vox - Stavros
Turntables - Dj Wae Fonkey
Backing Vocals - Amy Sedillo & Samantha Klotz

MUDFLAP SHOES
Music & Lyrics by Stavros

4 x 4. Pedal to the floor
Goin' off road to have fun and explore
Got big nappy tires, a comfy roll bar
Beers in the cooler and girl who wont go far
She's stacked like my tires; cherry to the max
Hails from Kansas City, but left 'cause it was whacked

She's rollin' up a blunt as we hit the mud
Sprayin' the Cam, like Ron Jeremy's spud
But the big block can take it; tuned like a champ
Got Mopar shocks bouncin' like her butt
Gettin' tossed around the cab, like a roll on the couch

Mud Flies - Gears a Spinnin'
Mud Flies - Gears a Spinnin'
Mud Flies - Gears a Spinnin'

LOL... You know it does

Pull out my chains 'cause we done got stuck
Buried in mud passed the fender walls
She cracks open a beer and we hit the sun
Kickin' back loungin'; 'cause that's how it's done
Blast the stereo and Pass that Blunt!
My buddy hooks the chains and steps up front
Tires-a-Spinnin', chewin' up dirt
A baptism of mud, but it don't hurt
Pulls us clear to the distant rock shore
Just kick off our boots, and do it some more

Mud Flies - Gears a Spinnin'
Mud Flies - Gears a Spinnin'
Mud Flies - Gears a Spinnin'

LOL... She ain't got no mudflap shoes

Anatomy of a Mix Tape

Mudflap Shoes

An ex-girlfriend said to me, "You're a dick."
I wasn't being one at the time.  So, in retaliation, I wrote this song.
But when it comes down to it...I can be a dick at times.

Stavros - Vox, Bass, Guitar, Drums
Mary Stockton-Johnson - Backing Vox
Lisa "Classical Heathen" Donald - Cello

Music & Lyric by Stavros

URA DICK!

Tacos in Venus

URA Dick!

My friend, and KUNM DJ, asked me if I had any political songs for him to play on the Afternoon Freeform.  So... I wrote him ÜberStank.

Stavros - Guitars, Bass, Drums, Beats, Loops, & Vox
Q - Vox & Backing Vocals
DJ Wae Fonkey - Turntables & the Majestic Scratch

ÜberStank
Music & Lyric by Stavros

Aw Shucks, ya'll, Gettin' bent over this wall
Don't you know that the puppet needs his play?
To keep our minds trapped, stuck in the grind
Of a normal day to day.
So the Peeps in the Tower, the ones with real power
Pulling the strings like the wizard Oz
Can do what they want, this ain't some Lefty taunt
You're a slave; what else is there to say.
... Yeah, That's an ÜberStank

Ladies & Gentlemen, put your hands together
for the one and only beat Poet 168
In this groove master debate, spittin' fate
Can you dig it?
Yeah!
Can you dig it?
Yeah!

Big Orange is boring, a Twitter Nazi snoring
Flippin' the script like a Grand Wazoo
But what's really going on, the secret in this song
Is that Power is gonna do what they do
Like casino poker, the cards are fixed
The house is gonna win
America rises on Godzilla thighs
A whore and an addict to boot
We're all slaves to cash; Need a cable fix fast
To give Power more time
And sew it up, hem us all in
With some new commercial rhyme

Big Money - Big Money
Big Money - Big Money
Big Money - Big Money
Woe-O!

Big Money - Big Money
Big Money - Big Money
Big Money - Big Money
Woe-O!


Big Money - Big Money
Big Money - Big Money
Big Money - We Sold Our Souls!

Big Money - Big Money
Big Money - Big Money
Oh, Hell No!

This Godzilla super-power is gettin' dumber by the hour
Like plants need electrolytes
So, we gotta stay focused, teach truth not hocus pocus
Or listen to the gospel news
We gotta shape our minds while we're doin' soft time
Or else this world might explode
Forget the guns, that's a setting sun
On the shadows of our tombs
We gotta rise with knowledge; Kill the Electoral Collage
One Voice, One Vote, One Kill
Do what's right! We, The People, Have gotta fight
Or else we die by our ills

A government "for the people by the people"
can not, and will not, be represented by an oligarchic body
that usurped democracy by a slave-minded hegemony.
We don't need Bread & Circus!
We need truth - YEAH!
We don't need Bread & Circus!
We need truth - YEAH!
We Need.... Truth
We Need... Truth
We Need...

The Spectacular Saga of Sweet Pea & Suzy Q

ÜberStank

This collection was inspired by my Grandmother. Her kindness, compassion, and willingness to just accept me as I am is at the heart of every composition. The poems and two songs were written prior to her passing. This collection reflects her heart and love. I hope you N'Joy!

All Songs Written and Performed by Stavros
Murder of Crows, written by Stavros & Samantha Klotz

Stavros - Guitars, Bass, Drums, Percussion, Loops, & Vox

ADDITIONAL MUSICAL SUPPORT:
DJ Wae Fonkey - Turntables
Lisa "Classical Heathen" Donald - Cello
Judi Romero, Samantha Klotz, Mary Stockton-Johnson, & Q - Vocals
Story Cockrell - Beatbox
Ken Riley - Slide Guitar

Samples from UberStank: Gojira: 1954, Toho, Company Ltd; Girlfriends: 2000, Paramount Network Television

Samples from Death Smiles on the She Beast of Nightmare Castle: The She Beast: 1966, Leith Productions; Death Smiles on a Murderer: 1973, Dany Films, Nightmare Castle: 1965, Cinematografica Emmeci
Spanish Translation by Samantha Klotz

UberStank

Death Smiles On The She Beast Of Nightmare Castle

Live It Up

Fightfuckstartareligion

Tattoo Spider - Lines

Conversations Over Breakfast

Big Nothing

The Spectacular Saga Of Sweet Pea & Suzy Q

Shower Tunes

The Last Inch Of Peace

A Thousand Blessings

Music is!  It's the language of my heart, my mind, and Spirit.  It is the language of our Earth, the stars; it is life.  Every vibration that moves within us, around us, and through us, can be heard, felt, and played.  I play with the sounds of Folk, Rock, Punk, Funk, Hip Hop, Spoken Word, and Jazz to explore the journey of this odd flesh suitcase traveling down this organic ghetto.

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