Jess is a girl who is pretty mellow
Eating lunch we watch her eat jello
Good luck in life, follow your dreams
Make sure to save time for some cat memes

Like T russ says, no, I ain’t fruity
But sometimes he turns around and I stare at his booty
T russ these rhymes put trix to shame
I’m the new mormon boy killin the rap game

I know I tease you to be perfectly honest
I’m a savage, I couldn't even stop if I promised
Cause my name is Kale, yes a vegetable
But you guys only roast me because I am swole
Yes, I hit the gym, I like to eat protein
But someday it’s be who they’ll be promoting
Haha jk, but not really tho
Got nothin’ but love for all ‘all you hoes
To prove it I made this when I could've been napping
Instead I’m talking to you and I’m EVEN RAPPING

Kale lives at the gym, goes hard all day
When the girls see his muscles, they stop and say “hey”
He’s going on a mission, two years he’ll be gone
But halfway through feel free to dear john

Alena’s a denier, didn't get her vaccines
We’re all surprised she lived to see 19
Ella se va a puerto rico
Pero cálmate, no busca un chico

My name is Kenny, I'm tall and lanky
Don't mess with me or I'll give you a spanking
I study hard all day long
sometimes Chris and I break into song.
I serenade chicks with my violin skills
When I spit these rhymes i'm giving you chills
I'm a thirsty RM looking for a wife
Somebody with which I could share eternal life.

Abby lives in Alaska, her Dad’s name is Dougie
When it’s cold up there she puts on a snuggieeee
On the court she plays like a moose
Don’t get in her way when she breaks loose

Whenever we see Heidi she always says “guyyyss”
Always lookin' super cute with red hair and green eyeeeeess
She’s got a cute dog, who’s name is Todd
Puts me to shame with his rockin hot bod

Kenny loves tennis, it’s his favorite sport
Most mornings you’ll find him hitting balls on the court
Kenny, Kenny way too superstitious
You worry too much for someone so bootylicious

Chris be coding all day and all night
Watch out for this kid he might pick a fight
Just like the mando, big and strong
He’ll talk about star wars all day long

Belle got a match everyone listen closely
Lemme tell you bout a minecraft god named beeg yoshi
She’s the girl thats got some nerve
Leading on some guys that she’s just gonna curve

Here comes Caio, working really late
When he walks past, he’ll say “g’day mate”
Comes from brazil, speaks fluent portuguese
If he hates on these rhymes, he can suck on deez

Is this the ending, I don’t know
Kendog and I are putting on a show
Only half of us are FHE
Ok almost done cause I’ve gotta go pee
“But this is what I said”
Let me into the group yo, please I’m so lonely
I’m sad and I’m in a big need of some homies
You guys are so cool, your kindness is rad
I’m so jealous of the family you have

"And then I said"
Come along Kale we’ll make room for you
And anyone else who wants to join too
2-man 4 square is super fun
Ward 111 FHE group number 1

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