This is the Soundcloud Pretest. Please Join us for our official 1st Episode realease on 420. 04/20/17

Sound Test

Cracked Cast Podcast Sound Test

Stupid ass dog interupting my shit prompted me to rant about it then asshole neighbor pulls up with his asshole backup beeper going. Like WTF, can't you do your loud shit when its convenient for me?

30 Second Rant

Crackwhore and Cas come together to tackle the first episode of CrackedCastPodcast! While it was a rough start we managed to make it 3/4 of an hour with the help of special guest Chris Cole of the No One Asked Podcast. 

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Year 1

Episode #1:  420

Crackwhore and Caswell team up to tackle Episode #2: Earth Day.

We talk about our weekend. (Spoiler Alert: Caswell gets free beer)
Marilyn Manson did NOT suck his own dick..... and if he did he didn't get any ribs removed to do it....
I unneccesarily bash KIA owners < and butcher the spelling of unneccesarily.

The episode goes haywire when I burn my notes and caswell spits on my desk.

We discuss nordstroms Overpriced jeans, the Analemma Tower, and the flat earth Society.

MEET PARTY TIME GREG: In Todays episode we call greg and discuss smoking too much and hot guys. greg ends the show (poorly).

Episode #2 Earth Day

SPECIAL GUEST: JoeJoe 2piece Joins us in Studio (despite the suggestive name he is not a rapper, as you will come to find later in the episode).

We begin the show discussing what to call Joe Joe 2Piece and talking about Goat Yoga, Which we have no updates on..... CMON CAZZY'S GIRLFRIEND.... HE SAID YOU'RE HOLDING OUT ON INFORMATION HERE!

The plugging of our email address (Crackedcastpodcast@gmail.com) starts almost immediately in this episode so prepare to be brainwashed into dreaming about emailing us..... (and we are hoping like hell it works)

In this episode we discuss far reaching topics such as: Animal Gangbangs, different methods of birth control, proper pocket pussy protection, shitty work equipment, the Flint Michigan Water Supply Crisis, Medical Marijuana coming to Ohio, McDonalds trying to make their food sound fancy, How calling people Sir or Ma'am makes them feel, A rhino on tinder (i said twitter in the podcast, i must've been more drunk then than i was earlier when I was editing the episode).

We also discussed Carter Wilkersons Twitter plea to Wendy's for free chicken nuggets for a year. Help him out by visiting his twitter page and retweeting, maybe he will share his nuggets with you,

To end the episode we try to rap. Stage fright kept me from being able to recite either of my raps, but i will be back for my in a later episode.... coming soon: My version of "Pale Kid Raps Fast" and a Completely original "Cat Rap"..... Stay Tuned...... And Thank You For Joining Us For Another Episode Of CrackedCastPodcast(@gmail.com)

EP #3 Plugged Ta Death

Did I Redeem Myself In The Rap Community With My Epic Intro? Let Us Know What You Think On Soundcloud, Twitter, Facebook, Or Email Us At Crackedcastpodcast@gmail.com

Crackwhore and Caz discuss Drinking and Driving, Sex Lessons, Prostitution, Nearly Naked Baristas, The hypocrisy of religious ideology, Condom balloons, And the new N. Carolina law that allows drivers to pass through groups gathered in the streets blocking them.

We also discuss Kim Jong Un and how much of a piece of shit he is, The addictiveness of cheese vs. heroin, And what we would do with a shitton of money. 

Suprise Announcement about the Hot Dog Launcher.

CCP Episode 4 I Don't Have A Name For This Episode

Sorry for the late release.. been having minor health issues. Just haven't felt like doing shit... i'm sure you understand... if not fuck off....

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P.S. You may have noticed i didn't include a description this time around... I do not plan to make that the norm. I was already behind and just didn't feel like doing it... if this is a concern to you..... again with the fucking off....