Prepare for a genre-defying musical journey with The Lard Tard, an album that’s as bold and unapologetic as its name. Blending greasy guitar riffs, buttery basslines, and slippery synths, this collection serves up a sizzling mix of funk, punk, and experimental rock. Each track oozes with satirical humor, tackling themes of indulgence, self-awareness, and the bizarre beauty of life’s messiest moments.

From the riotous anthem "CMB" to the soulful ballad "Dusty Divot Hearts" The Lard Tard offers something for every listener. With infectious energy and a rebellious spirit, this album dares you to embrace the absurd and dance like no one's watching—because in this world, everyone’s slipping on the same floor. Damn straight.

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