Project: Goofy

Project: Donald

Untitled

Broken Chain

Turquoise 4 Real

This track was made with inspiration from an alarm sound off my cellphone. I got drunk and was inspired by the riff to make a "metal cover" of it. Enjoy

Alarm

I don't know how i came to make this track...

I feel pressure building deep inside my stomach
I have written my will, I have paid for my wake
Eating buffalo sauce becomes my last mistake
Eyes go wide as I release the snake

Sounds of thunder echo throughout my apartment
Sewage piping leaking, indoor pool in basement
Stench of horror spreading, oxygen is absent
Diarrhoeasphyxiation end

I am just doing what my dad has taught me to
Monkey see, monkey do, monkey pee, monkey poo
I am currently discharging a high amount of goo
Smells like shit too 

I have brought myself into this predicament
It is bad for me and my home environment
My poor asshole cannot handle this excreament
My stash of TP is now all spent

Overflow on the floor, splats on ceiling and walls
My poor shit station looks like post second world war 
Endless torment came from spicy food with hot sauce
It is brown Niagara by my balls
Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls

I am just doing what my dad has taught me to
Monkey see, monkey do, monkey pee, monkey poo
I am currently discharging a high amount of goo
Smells like shit too 


Respiration mutilation
Defecation suffocation

I am just doing what my dad has taught me to
Monkey see, monkey do, monkey pee, monkey poo
I am currently discharging a high amount of goo
Smells like shit too

Defecation Suffocation

This is possibly the most edgy'est track out there...

I have lived this life for so long that I wish to die
I prepare to stare the God of death right in the eye 
Death is glorious because it’s gonna set us free
Afterlife is just the final stage of liberty
I have made my payment towards populating Earth
Those few extra deaths is how I measure what I’m worth
Getting buried is the final step that I must take
I hope all the people I hold close will die at my
WAKE


I will hope that preaching this will make you follow me
God of death will welcome you if I make you believe
Purposeful existence is to no longer exist
You can help your kind and give their neck a friendly twist
Life is worthless if the point is pure humility
God of death will understand and I will set you free
Spread the message and make sure you spread it loud and clear
Your time has come, for I am 
HERE

G.o.D

Fuck you, i fucking wish you were dead
I'm gonna kill you with a hammer to the head
I'm fucking sick and tired of your lies
You belong in a box, no compromise

Fuck you, you're a fucking cunt
I'm gonna hit you with something blunt
I will fucking rid your face of teeth
And make a tooth soup so you can eat

Fuck you, you're a piece of shit
Your fucking throat deserves a slit
With a spoon i will take your eye
And feed it to you before you die

Fuck you, i will fuck you up
Don't worry 'bout saying stop 
I wont stop when i first start
And i'm gonna fucking tear you apart


Fuck you, i have said before
Now i'm gonna make you bleed some more
I will drill a hole in your skull
And pour fucking acid until it's full

Your chest needs an extra hole
I will insert burning coal
Assholes will never learn
Until you fucking make their insides burn

Your broken body has to stay
I won't let you get away
I will hurt you, piece by piece
Torture you to my capabilities

I will rip off most of your skin
And make a bag, to keep the rest in
Dip my hands in your blood and write
"mega cunt dies right here tonight"


Fuck you, i will take your life	
You're worth more fucking dead than alive
I will chain you to my walls
And stab a spike straight through your fucking balls

I'm gonna massacre your feet and hands
So your fingers won't have a chance
To move the dirt aside
When i'm burying you alive

Fuck you, i will dig you up
And break your ribs with a fucking club
That's what you get for getting on my nerves
That's what a motherfucking cunt deserves

I'm gonna stab your corpse with a shiv
To make sure i can be positive
You will rot to the end of your days
Then i will smash your grave with a mace

Hate

I found a funny robot voice, and it apparently laid base for this track. I guess you could call it a beat?

Robot

This track was made while i was in the band "Resalt", so most of this is from memory. A lot of the details are wrong, and i changed the outro, but hey...

Prove you're a man
Do what you can
Go make a stand
Prove you're a man

How will you be?
I'll set you free
Then we will see
How you will be

Where have you gone?
Above the sun?
You will be one
Where have you gone?

Prove You're A Man

One of the first ones i made while i was sailing and had FL available. It was mostly for practicing my #ComputerMetal skills

Sitar Showdown

After 3 tries this track finally turned out somewhat good and somewhat complete.

You’re at the doctor’s, and his name is me
Get ready for the big surprise party
There is an occupant inside your cranial cavity

To try and save your life is way too late
The cancer sickness has determined your fate
All that is left to do is say goodbye and wait

Humor tumor
Terminal disease
Humor tumor
Entertainment piece
Humor tumor
Life will always end
Humor tumor
A show I would recommend!

You feel the tumor messing with your face
A faulty part of you is winning the race
Sit back, relax, and enjoy your life’s final phase

You know the tumors’ growing in your head
Open your eye and you will see that you’re dead
You will die a cancer patient in a hospital bed

Humor tumor
Terminal disease
Humor tumor
Entertainment piece
Humor tumor
Life will always end
Humor tumor
A show I would recommend!

Your friends and family will say their goodbyes
They say they loved you, they’re repeating the lies
The only love you get is from your new shroud of flies

The maggots well underway on their course
Carving tunnels in your rotting corpse
You pray for rest in your final mind and body divorce


Humor tumor
Terminal disease
Humor tumor
Entertainment piece
Humor tumor
Life will always end
Humor tumor
A show I would recommend!

Humor Tumor 3

Found a new instrument, which i think i'm starting to get hooked on

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