Damn! Never thought someone would use Ray Kroc in a rap battle, this is super out of left field!

Thanks so much for having me! Too bad I lose to Benny like every time I'm in a battle lol

Ray Kroc was a bad ass visionary. RIP Ray Kroc.

Hey folks, releasing this early as a little Christmas break gift cause I'm out of school now but don't expect the video for this until about the first half of January (if all goes well). Thank you and see y'all at our Christmas video (aka Project Michael). 

Ray Kroc: Snakebite126
Andrew Carnegie: Ethan Zagranis

Ray Kroc Verse 1
This is not the battle to compare whose wallet is the thickest.
In that interest, I’ve been beat, my bragging would be witless.
But in terms of riches, I got that corporate quickness and the slickness
To take-out all competition through this survival of the fittest!
So getting down to business, you’ve made medals, but I doubt tons
And it's not like you deserve them, is this a second fight you’ll buy out of?
While I'm feeding famished families, you're just a system leech
I'm executing an executive, dropping the AC, putting the I in Chief
You barely bottom feed, flooding people in a sea of debt, and yet 
I would bet, that dam gamble wouldn’t land at the top of your regrets
Speaking of gambles, The McDonalds House always wins, you're getting played
And now I'm steeling all your bases, there's no way you could play it safe

Andrew Carnegie Verse 1
That's enough, I'm not mustering trust for any guy,
With used car salesman wit, who believes his own lies.
You falsified your age because you wanted to save lives.
Then you let millions die tryna sell your greasy fries!
You want to compare our success? Son, I started from the bottom.
This greasy sleaze got to the top for free, and my work ethic’s the problem?
PLEASE! You can't bring the beef. After this, they'll use you as red meat.
So phony, you tried to run to your family like a trade, but ended up deadbeat.
The Kroc Pot took a shot at baseball and unshockingly struck out.
I can handle strikes, but strokes leave Ray in one more drunk bout.
Stick to clown college, but acknowledge, giving from your wallet is what life's for.
And kicking the poor out isn't worth doing just to have a polished floor.

Ray Kroc Verse 2
That's the problem, I'm tidy, you've got so much dirt, it's pathetic.
I know where my cash is headed, cause yours led straight into eugenics.
I meant it, I picked up your book, for just a second, I regretted it
Then took 10 steps towards the trash, it sent me 20 back when I read it
Your godforsaken gospel couldn't grasp my grand Golden Arches
You’re only striking workers, those aren’t steel bars, they’re harmless
You have to buy charisma, I convinced Disney to be a taste tester
And I’ll rock a feller and push a cardboard in-vestor back to sender
You fired Frick because he could've run your business without you
But I know food better than you do, and your lifes not market value
For all of your money you waste, you won't even bother to pay space?
Confining kids, seems you let yourself have the better "playplace".

Andrew Carnegie Verse 2
This robber baron will turn this robber barren for sure
The jokes mass produce themselves, you’re the first Hamburglar
I'm paying in this war, ‘gainst a man who wages less than his workers
Let Nixon listen in and he'll hear me give just desserts to a deserter
Even in death, you regardless put beef in every vegans burger
Your slaughterhouse is aptly name, this meet most certainly is murder
And further, this "Mac Daddy" was bit by Jobs, even stole from the Rich
So shit, take my 5 cents, and mind your own goddamn business.
I've got libraries across the world but this imperialist lacks a spine 
Small fry, your casualty's one for the books when it comes to cutting lines
I've earned the success you've coveted, your shady practices? I'm above this
So the stock you had in this match plummeted, and well... I'm loving it

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