Snakebite126 as Heracross
https://soundcloud.com/snakebite126
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81w

Alex M as Pinsir
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://soundcloud.com/user-138171164
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ

Heracross:
So I’m staring off a pairing of two spikey ass bananas
On a glaring odd, nightmarish body riding on nostalgia
So a careless tot might spare a thought of catching this monstrosity
Who barely slaughters metapods, straight package of ferocity
It’s heracross, telling you that if this fight was my way
I’d be squaring off against someone who wouldn’t bite me sideways
But I’m down to strike a lightweight, it’ll send you flying further
Than you from the metagame after your mega game got murdered

Pinsir:
Sure, my mega got dropped when the series moved past but
At least mine didn’t look like a fucking cereal mascot
Outclassed ‘cross, I’m the OG, backing parties in the first games
Your ass could maybe cash in as the original derp face
You’re bringing up fighting skills like I wouldn’t be cleaning you
Don’t need teeth or pincers, all I have to do is fucking breathe on you
Could bash a tree and mash up the Johto outcasted ass catastrophe
But it’s clear from the arm form and pussy love heart horn this garden bug’s really no match for me
So don’t clash with me, you’re a passive beetle I’m attacking the whole land I sleep on
You’re lacking these two massive pincers backing me that’ll crack up the cold
Exoskeletons of your whole swarm, you’re not defending with one small horn
A bloodbath of heracross, nothing the dex’ll cost, your parts spread across the whole lawn

Heracross:
I’ve got leagues in my dust, I’m a bug stacking conquests (ay)
You’re 1st prize in the bug catching contest
On parties? Please, don’t start on me, you’re tucked in the Safari, geez
Who wants to waste their rocks and bait on a mon that they hardly see

Pinsir:
You’ve won leagues there’s no denying, don’t think you’re a brute though
Cause it won’t be hard to leave you crying, I’ll just step on all two toes
This match isn’t hectic when Ash’s neglected massive reject is trying to act tough
This stag is effective at blacking infestids, the plan I’d suggest is dying or back up
No strength from this moron sucking bulbasaur off is sufficient
To protect him from this dissing when your best move’s always missing
You’ve got moxie and guts but your cockiness? Nuts, antenna in place of my guillotines, bitch
With the pink shiny and the big eyes he’s looking like a stuffed teddy, are you seeing this shit?

Heracross:
Think that you’re big, well if you wanna get violent
Then I’ll shove a speeding triangle shaped fist in your eyelid
Designs a flop, bland and drowned of colour, you’re vikavolt but without the thunder
You’re a thick little bug, with a disfigured mug, should seismic toss and leave you down far under
Cause you’d look better with your head underground, you’d be forever a dead bug around
Called a mould breaker? That’s cool when you take your whole getup from scyther and edit him round
Don’t dare make a sound, your alien cry can’t compare to the nightmares from that whole recital
But I’ll end this sooner by leaving you skewered right in the- do you even have any vitals?

Written by Psytube
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Psytube
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions

Heracross vs Pinsir - Pokémon Rap Battles

Lyrics/Karaoke/Funfacts: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FfwoHKtns8lWVFYa7rca31CKU5tAuajnNaq13ho51TI/edit
Written by: Gengo the Cannoli King, MetaMachine, B O R K, Gamingplush64, and Dani Frias
Freshy Kanal as Gregg
Bork as Kyle
Beat by Veysigz
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Micheal / Stark Media

Kyle vs. Gregg

Lyrics/Karaoke: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1J39r9avQ_azEmvSUqRjZJUkJ50bgtfoGzlUGw0wlxWI/edit
Written by Gengo the Cannoli King, B O R K, Rabi, Deegle, Jade, Dustin and MetaMachine
Adroit as J.D.
Evan as Ghostface
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Gengo the Cannoli King
Art by Bork
Hint for our next battle: "Pizza and Puppets"

JD vs. Ghostface

These fiery fighters are kicking into this battle to face each other. Blaziken, the fiery Hoenn starter of Pokemon, and Ken Masters, the fiery fist of Street Fighter. Who’s fiery spirit burns hotter? That’s for you to decide.

Blaziken:
When they told me I was up against the Street Fighter, Ken
I was hoping for the one from Street Fighter 2010
I’m both Alpha and Omega, it’s reckless to face me
Know it was me in the anime who won the Johto League
Looking at your winning streak, it’s really something I doubt
The only things thicker than your ego are your eyebrows
You’re arrogant and that is why you fall second to Ryu
And you’re not that unique since you share most of his moves
It’s not very effective when you hit me with your Hadouken
I’ll do you in this battle like Akuma did to Gouken
I’m leaping 30 story buildings, I’ve got legs for days
If you think you’ll really win this, then you’re the one who’s blazed

Ken Masters:
You’re a real Brave Bird thinking you could step to me
You’re a fire type but I’m the one that’s bringing the heat
Taste my fire-breathing fist that leaves my foes in flames
It’s clear I’m your inspiration, I’m even part of your name
I’m roasting this rooster, looks like fried chicken tonight
Honestly, I’d rather have Rufus take me in another fight
I won the U.S. Martial Arts tournament three times in a row
And it doesn’t even stop there, I’ll bring shame upon this shamo
You won’t be talking after when I uppercut your jaw
Not afraid of me? Then you should meet my brother-in-law
Hot moves, hot wife, and no intent on losin’
You got hops but you’ll fly higher with my Shinryuken!

Mega Blaziken:
You wanna get Violent Ken? Well with my Blazikenite
I bring an Eruption of power and my true fire ignites
There’s no Potions or Berries here to help you recover
Sean won’t be a true fighter when it’s your wing he’s under
With the speed of a Latias, I’m about to Overheat
The last thing you’ll see before you faint are the soles of my feet
Ask Flannery about who’s fiery passion burns hotter
In this form, you’re outmatched, you’re no longer a bother
Cause I am Blaziken and I’ll be blazing Ken
When I give some major damage with my blazing kicks
I’ve heard of rags to riches but not riches to rags
I feel Dan Hibiki puts up a better fight than you can

Ken Masters:
Takes more than going Mega, you need to Bulk Up, Focus Energy
Cause it’ll take all of your strength to go and try and hurt me
And those verses were fowl but that’s something I should expect
Battling is not your style, stick to Pokemon Contests
You’ll be KO’d once I hit you with my Shippu Jinraikyaku
It’s like I’m using Flamethrower with these flames I’m spitting at you
I’ve had some experience in fighting Fire Pokemon
So let’s get serious, I’m ready for ya! Bring it on! 
Let’s fight fire with fire, of the entire Street Fighters
There is none who rank higher than the man in red attire
No Pokeball required since my victory is captured
And I owned you, call me Ken Pokemon Masters

CAST:
MaNCHA as Blaziken
B-Lo as Ken Masters

Beat Produced by Hollywood Legend Productions

Blaziken Vs Ken Masters - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

Ben Shapiro - Adam
Thomas Paine - AlaskanSam

BEN SHAPIRO Verse 1
You want a debate? Okay, this is epic
You don't know about music, yeah, there, I said it
You barred the people from seeing your casket
Like Corona or my talent you’d be a fool if you masked it
Now I don’t rap, but let’s say, hypothetically, I tried 
Blastin’ T-Paine’s Goat Talk with Facts and Logic Homicide
Your seditious dedication hesitates your deification
So retract those terror reign remarks or take a French vacation.
You’re facing being named ancient by your state and nation
Your foundation won't be wasted, I'll take your place with hasten. 
I rap fast, never last, so high-class that you have to see,
Step to me, you'll be swept off your feet, I.E AOC.


THOMAS PAINE Verse 1
You’re a political prick, no conservative hero
I object to your desk, just Bench Shapiro
You have the right to bear arms, but leave the shot firing to me
The fathers I'm founding are the founding fathers of your beliefs
You're a wrong learning right, so it truly is a pity
That you don't shut your mouth and take "conservative" literally
You yell at the public, with no sense of caution, hence
Not even a penny for your thoughts, because they’re not common cents
It’s ironic you’re rapping, with those past statements
“No Melody!” “No Tempo!”, must’ve been your rap basis
I've made world change while you've polluted airwaves
Your only revolution is making me turn in my grave 


BEN SHAPIRO Verse 2
I’m sharp with attacks, out of the park with raps
I'll slap this crapulous mass with my FACTS
Snuggle up with Bonaparte, with Treason in your Heart
To be Frank, this Ben won't give you writings to chart
I guess your French friends took your liberal libel literally 
They put you in a cell and gave you death, instead of liberty
Both sides of the Atlantic are having beef with you.
You ship the sickest cringe - "DEANE. 👏 REVIEW. 👏"
You want independent thought? Let’s say that's true 
Stop putting words in people, telling them what to do
You just don’t know the facts, and that’s why you’re losin'
So this might ring a bell- it’s called the Constitution.


THOMAS PAINE Verse 2
TP against BS, you're not witty, it's clear
Make like your BBC interview and storm right out of here
Me versus The Constitution? You’ll go home in an ambulance 
Your forehead is more lengthy than the whole preamble is
I've left a left offenda, I sent it right back to senda
Because I push more potent pamphlets like you push your poor agenda
I hand them out in haste, you take the pill of propaganda 
You won't fare well cause I well fares like my name’s Bernie Sandahs
You're a libertarian? I don't know what you're on sir, 
You call it free speech but you're carried by sponsors
You’re getting pissed at me? You've come up short, not just physically.
When all is said and done you're on the Alt-Right Side of History.


BEN SHAPIRO Verse 3
Your parenthood plannings unfounded, why?
My three kids are prodigies, all of yours died
Your legacy’s an anti Judeo-Christian agenda 
And your country was raised by parents of the same gender
Yes, your book may have built our foundation
But one letter to George ruined that reputation
I crush Common Sensitive snowflakes— I stand by this
Giving a quaker this power? That’s our country's real crisis


THOMAS PAINE Verse 3
You ctrl alt delete your statements to ctrl alt-right statesmen
Birthing nonsense debates, while I helped birth this nation
People sound the alarm when you spew shit about diversity
The only campus you're welcome at is Prager University
I go vile in with wild spits, pullin' strings, like a violin 
Your discordant discourse gets you high strung - daily wirin’
Naive and immature, you've no idea what you're speakin'
Your Facts and Logic are too young to reach my Age of Reason.

Ben Shapiro vs Thomas Paine - Discord Rap Battles

This was our submission into CBRB's 48 hour challenge. Hope you all enjoyed it. 

Jay Gatsby - JustGamer
Tommy Wiseau - Adam

Jay Gatsby Verse 1
I'm surprised a man like you would partake in spitting disses
Old sport, I thought slapping crap together was supposed to be MY business
My plot is twice as complex and it has less than half the pages
Your time as a meme is over, but I’ve stayed relevant for ages
You act like a clown on and off screen, a joker’s got me curious
This half speed bootleg human being will be screaming, “Wiseau serious!”
I'm an American novel icon, you can't attain the status of the Great
I'll make you leave this country, getting beat like it's a drug raid


Tommy Wiseau Verse 1
You are big drama queen, so I am going to tell you something 
All you had to say was “I did not hit her!” You big dummy! (Hahaha)
I used my money to make art you could never achieve
You got your money by making boots that were cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap 
I’m beloved by all the internet, your own love betrayed you
Only time you'd get a following is when George is chasing you
When it comes to crimes, drawing lines, I think you are amateur 
And you clean up Daisy’s mess, no wonder you are janitor (hahaha)


Jay Gatsby Verse 2
I get why you’re “The Disaster Artist” with that display you've given us
How is it that you’re praised as the face for bootleg cinemas?
Don't talk about hit and runs, you've got trouble of your own sir
When the Room was your only success, now you've got Foreclosure 
My story’s esteemed, receiving high marks from all my readers
You're known for sleazy nerds screaming “Oh hi Mark” in the theater 
Want more chances as director? Keep reaching for that green light
I'm a veteran, dropping bombs better than you ever did on the mic


Tommy Wiseau Verse 2
You are on Tommy Wi-show! And now I will explain
You need to stop giving smart readers like me brain pain
I will gat Gatz and leave scene like it was hit and run
You fought in World War but I fire shots like I am Tommy gun
Let’s make this like the Titanic, I’ll be drowning you with my flow
Press F for Fitzgerald, his big creation really blows 
I am still making money from my big box office “bomb”
And I’ve make it Buch-canon, that Jay always loses to a Tom

Tommy Wiseau Vs Jay Gatsby - 48 Hour Challenge - Discord Rap Battles

This is a super passion-oriented project that has been in the works for literally nearly two months, so much so that I wasn't sure it'd release. Partially because I wanted to do these amazing games--especially Phasmophobia--justice, and had a very specific artistic vision that I wasn't sure if I could pull off effectively in the way I'd want.
I'm happy to say that this is finally out. Not to mention I am pretty damn proud of how it came out.
Special thanks to EVERYONE involved in this project. Y'all really carried this shit, not me. If it weren't for the help of amazing VAS, Jacob for the thumbnail and some early beta feedback-givers, this wouldn't be here in the state it is.
And thus, I give you my boldest project yet. Hope you guys like it. :)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HyPrmUdW_4P_gRTv5HOIBKNKqmRidNx9hWaWggp4-hA/edit?usp=sharing

Phasmophobia vs. Sign of Silence // Alex's Rap Battles #9

Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of Nintendo's lesser-known parts of their handheld consoles; the Gameboy Camera vs Flipnote Studio. Enjoy!

-LYRICS-

GBC:
Yo. I point at you and shoot your bars down one-by-one
And when I snap, I don’t gotta ask Who You’re Running From
Off your store and went away, you’ll get erased from your separate page
I’m bringing hella flames on MS Paint with extra frames
I pioneered cameras leaving every face with smiles
While Hatena users were like “XD Gangnam Style”
Wait, I was more able to get on a console? Damn bruh
Smile! You got ass-whooped by Gameboy Camera!

Flipnote:
I ain't afraid again, I’ll keep on rhyming ‘til the end
I flow like water, I’m too fly. I’ll keep on dissing ‘til you die
A verbal drop kick is all I need to clap back
I didn’t frog hop on a track to fight monochromatic Snapchat
Ya know what’s sadder than a Shy Guy with no phone?
I’ll call Guinness to report “least pixels in a photo”
I only need three colors to beat ya red, blue, and black! Ouch
May be out of Print these days, but you still just got Stamped-out

Commander Jacob as Gameboy Camera
YouTube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjj...
SoundCloud: @commanderjacob
Twitter: twitter.com/commander_jacob

Fightmarker as Flipnote Studio
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZ...
Twitter: https://twitter.com/THEFIGHTMARKER
SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/fightmarker

Written by Commander Jacob and MetaMachine
Thumbnail by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Prod. by Kustom

Gameboy Camera vs Flipnote Studio | Half-Ass Rap Battles

Thumbnail by Fightmarker 

Lyrics by everyone

Freshy Kanal
Commander Jacob
Zawesome
Brooke Morgan
Zim 11037
Snakebite126
GengoMain
Fightmarker
Matthew Thomas
DNA_Fox
Little Secks
Rabi
Sebb
Mancha
JChay
Vladimyr P.

Battle Of The Year 2020 Thank You Speech

Zagranis as Spiderman 
Shimario as Tommy Caldwell 
Written by Pixel Chris and Shimario
Chiseled by Shimario and RNG
Mixed by Zagranis 
Beat by Epistra 
Thumbnail by KCToons

Lyrics:

ANNOUNCER:
Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now
Spiderman 
Vs
Tommy Caldwell 
Begin

SPIDERMAN:
Swinging Straight out of Manhattan, but now I’m here to diss you 
This punk thinks he can battle me, now that’s quite the comical issue 
I’m busy fighting the toughest foes, I’m a web swinging cynic.
You’re busy spending months training for something I can do in a minute!
Trying to top the Human’s Spider the only mountain you can’t climb.
I’ll let you have a long break first, since you do that all the damn time!
If you’re going to have a partner, you should at least learn to work as a team
How could you get through me when you can barely get Kevin through Pitch 15
Everyone around the globe’s digging deep into my series’ lore.
While you’re documentary’s like your rap game, a long, dreary bore!
I’m working with tons of heroes, but with connections you're a novice.
You and your wife broke up harder than I break the box office 

TOMMY CALDWELL:
I’m far more skilled in climbing and rapping and I don’t even need powers
I climbed the dawn wall, do you really think you’re impressive climbing towers?
It looks like that you failed, time for yet another reboot.
I must be fighting Morales, since all your insults are see-through! 
You have a lot of legal trouble with Disney and Sony
You’re tangled in a web of contracts, so how can you own me?
World’s best climber, even with a finger missing from my hand
I’m fighting the toughest cliffs, you can barely fight sand!
You can hop from reboot to reboot, but your Metacritic scores never lept far
Talk about my best friend, well mine isn’t a mess building the Death Star 
So don’t try to tussle with me kid, since that verse was dull man.
Add it to the list of times you lost something, alongside Uncle Ben.

SPIDERMAN:
My spidey senses are tingling. I sense that you’re going to lose
You can’t defend your raps, your own T Shirts won’t give you an excuse 
I may not be the Hornet, but I’m still spitting stingers!
While you struggle to get to the point, (heh) makes sense you lost a finger. (Woo!)
Sony bought me because I’m an icon who everybody cares about 
You were popular for a second, now nobody knows your whereabouts
I know from experience that most climbers are skilled, well except you
Unlike when you climb, in this battle there is no strap to catch you
Your popularity came and went, whilst I’m in my prime
Your entire fame is just a story in The New York Times.
You can’t make a jump, I can do whatever a spider can
That’s all from your friendly neighborhood Spiderman 

TOMMY CALDWELL:
After those wack raps, it’s easy to see who’s greater.
When your lines in battle are even worse than your ones for the Newspaper 
With comics in mind, this was the second time your writing was rushed.
Makes sense, since the MCU proved you’re used to biting the dust.
Passing the mic to you’s a great way to make the viewers and me cringe,
A dip in quality even worse then the fall of Sharipov
I’ve survived kidnappings, you died to a snapping
Party City is calling and they want their silly string back man!
Waking at the crack of dawn to climb the cracks of Dawn leaving jaws dropped.
While your fans wake up in the morning to sell your comics to pawn shops.
You need your suit to do anything, I was born with agility. 
When it comes to rapping, you’ve got weak power with weak responsibility

Spiderman vs Tommy Caldwell - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

Seth from Comic Book Rap Battles as Optimus Prime

Brooke Morgan VA as Rose Quartz

Written by: Creep Switch, Psytube, Mason the Nation and Jason Carreon

Writing help from AnimationRewind

Beat by Kustom

Mixed by GlitchDude and Dani Frias

Optimus Prime:

After eons of battle isn’t it just sweet

That I’ve been relegated to beating a deadbeat on the beat

Must be gassed a glorified cloud is compared to this autobot

Cause when it comes to being a decent leader you’re auto-not

You awful rockhead, put your species under your ‘important plot’

Tricked a group of dictators and got your whole team slaughtered, lots

Of your kind dropped and you were like “yeeah guys we won the war”

Man, heartless monsters like your ass are what these guns are for

Courageous, the bravest, but on 2nd thoughts should I be here with you?

You’re probably gonna lock me up for disagreeing with you

Look at you fleeing quick to get out of your new stakes

Bitch packed her suitcase and left the baggage on the crewmates


Rose Quartz:

You’re not really a lifeform, I guess I’m good to deal some hits

Lack emotion in your flows when acting as an egotist?

My vows to protect Earth were limitless

Until I watched your Michael Bay movies and reconsidered it

Ooh, only owning up with your own "life" is pretty dark when

You’re the biggest waste of Earth’s resources since the Kindergarten

Think I’m heartless? You don’t even have a soul inside you

So hollow and lifeless that I thought you came from my room


Optimus Prime:

Huh, try to act all tough but Quartzy let me tell you something

I don’t feel threatening aura from a child’s belly button

Sure you can say I lack character and I’m boring you

But I was made to sell toys, so what’s your excuse?


Rose Quartz:

Bring out your best axes your rhymes still aren’t sharp

Those lines stuck out more than you in a car park

For a truck I'd think a track would be easy to drive

Yet you lose your drive anytime someone teases your kind

That movie paint job's a great flop but the only flames you got

Lines are organized, a parking lot, but you couldn't take my spot

I can do you one better than your kiddie mall stand-fill

Think this metal junk would be more fitting in a landfill





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