Snakebite126 as Heracross
https://soundcloud.com/snakebite126
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81w

Alex M as Pinsir
https://soundcloud.com/user-650786333-593076861
https://soundcloud.com/user-138171164
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ

Heracross:
So I’m staring off a pairing of two spikey ass bananas
On a glaring odd, nightmarish body riding on nostalgia
So a careless tot might spare a thought of catching this monstrosity
Who barely slaughters metapods, straight package of ferocity
It’s heracross, telling you that if this fight was my way
I’d be squaring off against someone who wouldn’t bite me sideways
But I’m down to strike a lightweight, it’ll send you flying further
Than you from the metagame after your mega game got murdered

Pinsir:
Sure, my mega got dropped when the series moved past but
At least mine didn’t look like a fucking cereal mascot
Outclassed ‘cross, I’m the OG, backing parties in the first games
Your ass could maybe cash in as the original derp face
You’re bringing up fighting skills like I wouldn’t be cleaning you
Don’t need teeth or pincers, all I have to do is fucking breathe on you
Could bash a tree and mash up the Johto outcasted ass catastrophe
But it’s clear from the arm form and pussy love heart horn this garden bug’s really no match for me
So don’t clash with me, you’re a passive beetle I’m attacking the whole land I sleep on
You’re lacking these two massive pincers backing me that’ll crack up the cold
Exoskeletons of your whole swarm, you’re not defending with one small horn
A bloodbath of heracross, nothing the dex’ll cost, your parts spread across the whole lawn

Heracross:
I’ve got leagues in my dust, I’m a bug stacking conquests (ay)
You’re 1st prize in the bug catching contest
On parties? Please, don’t start on me, you’re tucked in the Safari, geez
Who wants to waste their rocks and bait on a mon that they hardly see

Pinsir:
You’ve won leagues there’s no denying, don’t think you’re a brute though
Cause it won’t be hard to leave you crying, I’ll just step on all two toes
This match isn’t hectic when Ash’s neglected massive reject is trying to act tough
This stag is effective at blacking infestids, the plan I’d suggest is dying or back up
No strength from this moron sucking bulbasaur off is sufficient
To protect him from this dissing when your best move’s always missing
You’ve got moxie and guts but your cockiness? Nuts, antenna in place of my guillotines, bitch
With the pink shiny and the big eyes he’s looking like a stuffed teddy, are you seeing this shit?

Heracross:
Think that you’re big, well if you wanna get violent
Then I’ll shove a speeding triangle shaped fist in your eyelid
Designs a flop, bland and drowned of colour, you’re vikavolt but without the thunder
You’re a thick little bug, with a disfigured mug, should seismic toss and leave you down far under
Cause you’d look better with your head underground, you’d be forever a dead bug around
Called a mould breaker? That’s cool when you take your whole getup from scyther and edit him round
Don’t dare make a sound, your alien cry can’t compare to the nightmares from that whole recital
But I’ll end this sooner by leaving you skewered right in the- do you even have any vitals?

Written by Psytube
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Thumbnail by Psytube
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions

Heracross vs Pinsir - Pokémon Rap Battles

Writers:
Adam Sandler 2 of DRB

Additional Help:
Ethan Sandler 2 of DRB

Snakebite as James Franco
Seth as Lee Harvey Oswald

Mixed by Glitchdude

Annonucer - Kamren :)

Adam Sandler’s Series of Rap Battles


JAMES FRANCO
 
VS

LEE HARVEY OSWALD


James Franco Verse 1
I've been caught between movies, but no time for groupies
You don’t wanna trigger me, so use that finger loosely

I bust a move so groovy ‘gainst commies that are screwy
And then I down them smoothly, like Jack Daniels Ruby

I’ll take shot in the dark, and make a hit like the mob
Here's a conspiracy theory, you’re real shit at your job

I’m slaying the theaters, where you run straight into custody
Bud, stick to getting cut, just leave me to cap busting

Speaking of, you got a discharge, I've got a diss-charged
Fighting ‘gainst the hottest man alive, I get it, it's hard

But that's what you get, coming here less armed than me
Maybe we can have a repeat of before and let you leave, dishonorably


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 1
As a method actor, you’ve spent years prepared for this
You’re about to play the role of a lifetime- my bitch

I’ll deck ya, pencil neck, I’m here to run an address
On the track you're super fruity like a Pineapple Express

Yes, I may have missed the prez a bunch, that fact is true
But ask the press, I don’t have as much miss-conduct as you

Groping ‘n acting prudent to students, don’t make me laugh, dude
Now you’re only a class act in terms of class-action suits

You always act like a spastic, you’re always smoking a blunt
I know you’re a math wiz, but it just doesn’t add up

You claim you're respected, but I guess I’ll tell ya something
If you literally got stoned, then yeah, for once you'd be funny


James Franco Verse 2
So be it, Soviet, if I really heard that right now
A sniper couldn't find a better angle than tryin the moral high ground? 

I don't know what your mother was on about, but it's surely pertinent
taking care of you certainly isn't that much of a burden

A defective defector should face da facts, and take notes
You died poor and alone, not making bank next to Franco

There's not even potential to feel sentimental, sending mental patients to
Comedy Central, cause it's a great place for flame roasts

I bothered to show up ‘cause my agent promised top billing
But is it worth your other verse? HA! Just Fucking Kill me.

O.H, take the L, the Dubs been took the same way your grave would
Your ass thrashing was *teeth hitting fork and heavy breathing* so good


Lee Harvey Oswald Verse 2
You’re an educated fella, Yale was where you where based in
So question: Who here is known for character assassinations?

I’m no stranger to teacher teasing, but pay attention to who ya facin
You just flunked that verse hard, guy, you gonna sue for defamation?

This douche likes to make music, but can’t face his own tune
And smells a lot like bullshit for the face of Gucci perfume

Got an LGBT award, because his love life ain’t defined, yet
I’ll put a fuckin gun to your head, ‘cuz you should be more open minded

You dealt with North Korea in theaters, and it's real ironic that
We sit in the same Ford, ‘cause I’ve had to deal with a hack, yeah

I’ll sip Coke, complacent with 2nd floor 1st place taken
Face it, the winner ain’t up to a Disaster Artists interpretation

James Franco vs Lee Harvey Oswald - ASSRB

Video release: March 27th

Mason the Nation as Kazoo Kid (video)
Shimario as Kazoo Kid (audio)
RNG as I Like Trains Kid

Written by Oofie, RNG, Mason The Nation, Pixel Chris, DGB, WDRB, CCRB and WAN
Mixed by JordanShowish
I Like Trains’ vocals mixed by Oofie
Beat produced by Beatg33kz
Flow test by Oofie
Cover art by Oofie
Produced by Oofie

Kazoo Kid (0:11):
I’m an internet icon who’s rockin the kazoo!
Going up against...wait a minute. Who are you?
Never said a word but stepped to me, is this a joke?
Because you keep getting run over more than you choke!
Would need a mine turtle to compete when you drop a verse
Overused phrase? Undeserved praise? I LOVE IT but worse!
Too lazy to animate? Powerpoint slide will do the job
But judging from your series, it seems you did the flop!

I Like Trains (0:34):
Hey kid. I like trains.
But from me, your creator? Insane.
Like the loco itself, when I’m in the room, the win’s expected
While you went on half an hour to say what message?
You were an instructor, but in this rap, I’m the conductor
Your film got the type of vibes of: “Oh shit did they abduct her?”
VHS like this battle cause you’ve lost and that's that
With everything about my character, of course, I run the track.

Kazoo Kid (0:57):
Your creator went off the Rails, it’s no wonder you like trains
This sociopath mass murders then just says “I feel great”
You’re no Fun! Fun! Fun! A one liner whose maker’s slacking
Was your hospital a highway? 'Cause that's where accidents happen!

I Like Trains (1:08):
Getting ran over was more pleasant than hearing your rapping
Going for the Gould but with the solid lines that you’re lacking
The train is coming closer, best have your seat belt fastened
‘Cause your defeat came before this incident happ-*speeding train sound*

Kazoo Kid Vs I Like Trains - Rap Clash!

Ben Shapiro - Adam
Thomas Paine - AlaskanSam

BEN SHAPIRO Verse 1
You want a debate? Okay, this is epic
You don't know about music, yeah, there, I said it
You barred the people from seeing your casket
Like Corona or my talent you’d be a fool if you masked it
Now I don’t rap, but let’s say, hypothetically, I tried 
Blastin’ T-Paine’s Goat Talk with Facts and Logic Homicide
Your seditious dedication hesitates your deification
So retract those terror reign remarks or take a French vacation.
You’re facing being named ancient by your state and nation
Your foundation won't be wasted, I'll take your place with hasten. 
I rap fast, never last, so high-class that you have to see,
Step to me, you'll be swept off your feet, I.E AOC.


THOMAS PAINE Verse 1
You’re a political prick, no conservative hero
I object to your desk, just Bench Shapiro
You have the right to bear arms, but leave the shot firing to me
The fathers I'm founding are the founding fathers of your beliefs
You're a wrong learning right, so it truly is a pity
That you don't shut your mouth and take "conservative" literally
You yell at the public, with no sense of caution, hence
Not even a penny for your thoughts, because they’re not common cents
It’s ironic you’re rapping, with those past statements
“No Melody!” “No Tempo!”, must’ve been your rap basis
I've made world change while you've polluted airwaves
Your only revolution is making me turn in my grave 


BEN SHAPIRO Verse 2
I’m sharp with attacks, out of the park with raps
I'll slap this crapulous mass with my FACTS
Snuggle up with Bonaparte, with Treason in your Heart
To be Frank, this Ben won't give you writings to chart
I guess your French friends took your liberal libel literally 
They put you in a cell and gave you death, instead of liberty
Both sides of the Atlantic are having beef with you.
You ship the sickest cringe - "DEANE. 👏 REVIEW. 👏"
You want independent thought? Let’s say that's true 
Stop putting words in people, telling them what to do
You just don’t know the facts, and that’s why you’re losin'
So this might ring a bell- it’s called the Constitution.


THOMAS PAINE Verse 2
TP against BS, you're not witty, it's clear
Make like your BBC interview and storm right out of here
Me versus The Constitution? You’ll go home in an ambulance 
Your forehead is more lengthy than the whole preamble is
I've left a left offenda, I sent it right back to senda
Because I push more potent pamphlets like you push your poor agenda
I hand them out in haste, you take the pill of propaganda 
You won't fare well cause I well fares like my name’s Bernie Sandahs
You're a libertarian? I don't know what you're on sir, 
You call it free speech but you're carried by sponsors
You’re getting pissed at me? You've come up short, not just physically.
When all is said and done you're on the Alt-Right Side of History.


BEN SHAPIRO Verse 3
Your parenthood plannings unfounded, why?
My three kids are prodigies, all of yours died
Your legacy’s an anti Judeo-Christian agenda 
And your country was raised by parents of the same gender
Yes, your book may have built our foundation
But one letter to George ruined that reputation
I crush Common Sensitive snowflakes— I stand by this
Giving a quaker this power? That’s our country's real crisis


THOMAS PAINE Verse 3
You ctrl alt delete your statements to ctrl alt-right statesmen
Birthing nonsense debates, while I helped birth this nation
People sound the alarm when you spew shit about diversity
The only campus you're welcome at is Prager University
I go vile in with wild spits, pullin' strings, like a violin 
Your discordant discourse gets you high strung - daily wirin’
Naive and immature, you've no idea what you're speakin'
Your Facts and Logic are too young to reach my Age of Reason.

Ben Shapiro vs Thomas Paine - Discord Rap Battles

This was our submission into CBRB's 48 hour challenge. Hope you all enjoyed it. 

Jay Gatsby - JustGamer
Tommy Wiseau - Adam

Jay Gatsby Verse 1
I'm surprised a man like you would partake in spitting disses
Old sport, I thought slapping crap together was supposed to be MY business
My plot is twice as complex and it has less than half the pages
Your time as a meme is over, but I’ve stayed relevant for ages
You act like a clown on and off screen, a joker’s got me curious
This half speed bootleg human being will be screaming, “Wiseau serious!”
I'm an American novel icon, you can't attain the status of the Great
I'll make you leave this country, getting beat like it's a drug raid


Tommy Wiseau Verse 1
You are big drama queen, so I am going to tell you something 
All you had to say was “I did not hit her!” You big dummy! (Hahaha)
I used my money to make art you could never achieve
You got your money by making boots that were cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap 
I’m beloved by all the internet, your own love betrayed you
Only time you'd get a following is when George is chasing you
When it comes to crimes, drawing lines, I think you are amateur 
And you clean up Daisy’s mess, no wonder you are janitor (hahaha)


Jay Gatsby Verse 2
I get why you’re “The Disaster Artist” with that display you've given us
How is it that you’re praised as the face for bootleg cinemas?
Don't talk about hit and runs, you've got trouble of your own sir
When the Room was your only success, now you've got Foreclosure 
My story’s esteemed, receiving high marks from all my readers
You're known for sleazy nerds screaming “Oh hi Mark” in the theater 
Want more chances as director? Keep reaching for that green light
I'm a veteran, dropping bombs better than you ever did on the mic


Tommy Wiseau Verse 2
You are on Tommy Wi-show! And now I will explain
You need to stop giving smart readers like me brain pain
I will gat Gatz and leave scene like it was hit and run
You fought in World War but I fire shots like I am Tommy gun
Let’s make this like the Titanic, I’ll be drowning you with my flow
Press F for Fitzgerald, his big creation really blows 
I am still making money from my big box office “bomb”
And I’ve make it Buch-canon, that Jay always loses to a Tom

Tommy Wiseau Vs Jay Gatsby - 48 Hour Challenge - Discord Rap Battles

MatPat : JustGamer
Nostradamus : AlaskanSam

MatPat Verse 1:
Hello internet, welcome to the stomp of this snivelling side-seer 
Who gains his fame from being vague and instilling worldwide fear
You're a hodgepodge of obsolete astrology, an oddity
You're as much of a fraud as the Dr. Oz that you oughta see
I’ll double down on you like the Catholics did your psychology
Went travelling during the plague? It’s a mental Mario Odyssey
Only think you know the future far because history will repeat itself
You could only guess my next bar cuz history will repeat itself
Don't make me repeat myself, you can't bench the French drencher 
I'll twist you like your words in a text based misadventure
Go back to kindergarten and learn how to connect the dots
You'll see that Youtube's savior won't be beat by an astro-not

Nostradamus Verse 1:
Nostradamus, Provence's popular disaster prophet 
Authors the stomping of a COPPA-hit profitless soft kid
When it comes to your personality, you're as fake as a reptilian
Society died in 2013 when you gained your first million
And if it weren't for the clickbait you'd be sans business 
Been spewing hot nonsense ever since you said Sans is Ness 
When 2 strategies clash, you'll get disciplined, you hear me?
I predict your market crash - an economic game theory
Got dough from a Chuck E. Cheese game, literal child’s play 
Only way you could clap back is if this was MattyPatty cake
Les Propheties are here, your defeat will be quick, get ready
Your channel wouldn't last 5 fortnights if it wasn't for Freddy

MatPat Verse 2:
They say you predicted Corona, but I’m the one going viral 
Touched the Holy Hand, then stole stories from the Bible
Plagues and illness hit you twice, now I'm here for a third
I guess it’s a game over for you: No life three confirmed 
My career's bunk? Who would ever trust your plague healing 
From a guy who got expelled from university for drug dealing
You can predict the rise of Hitler with the best of intentions
But that brings us to your sponsor - Raid: Nazi Vengeance
Come at me, I'll copyright strike down your plagiarized lies 
I've been closer to the pope than you'd ever hope to realize
I’ll char this French fry to the ground, like he was Notre Dame 
9 out of 11 hunches you back up turn out to be wrong

Nostradamus Verse 2:
I’ve seen the result of this duel, let me tell you what I witnessed
A megalovaniac boy is left verbally slain 
And for a ditzy young fool, to face me’s quite witless 
Cause I’m owning these tracks, I conduct the quatrain! 
I get visions from God, you get views from brats
Addicted to screens like you, drinking cheap diet crap
All your analysis on film reel in fans that riot on 
While I’ve predicted the pop culture that you rely upon
Claiming "that's just a theory" but you’re desperate for attention 
Want a no-holds-barred debate? Scroll through your comments section
I don't need to foresee how your story ends - you failed 
Your clickbait sent your channel down, now that's an Undertale

MatPat Vs Nostradamus - Discount Rap Battles

New version of MISTA featuring Zagranis in replacement of you know who.

All Hit Radio!

Matthew Chorus:
They call me Mr. So Talented
Mr. Fa-Fashioning
Yeah, I'm Mr. Not Challenging
When I draw, I don't need no practicing
They call me Mr. So Dazzling
Yeah, they know what's happening
'Cept the haters that go blabbering
Yet they can't even battle this

Matthew Verse:
You know I love it when people call me "Mista"
Makes me like the victor, won’t make me a quitter
If you think I'm kidding, then you're nothing but a hit or misser
Wouldn't even need to go and subtweet onto your Twitter
That you're nothing but bitter, I’m not trying to sound triggered
But who'd figure that this wannabe wigger thinks he's so bigger?
Even though he's like a sister, always needing to bicker
Bitty critter be a bitcher, I’mma leave him with a blister
You’re history, pal, it's a mystery, pal
How you claim that you're worth it, but you're real shitty, pal 
While I’m making some dough doing raps and some flows
You’re acting like “Yo man, I got so many hoes!”
But no, you wouldn’t even step up without being shook
‘Cause I could get more girls than family members on yo Facebook
Oh! Now here comes Woody! Better go ahead and turn up that-
All Hit Radio!

Serena Verse:
They call me Mista because I’m all over your sista
Aiming down the sights on her like a Ballista
It took me quite a bit to uncurse this track
But with my feature, this track is gonna fuckin’ smack
You know I’ve got an ache for cake
When I awake, I shake
I gotta take a break
For just a little bit
Everybody’s listenin’ to my shit
All the rhymes that I spit
You know this is your shit
A lyrical miracle, I gotta calm down
When I stare at your girl, she go down
Like a clown, she turns my frown upside down
I’m so glad that she lives in my town
Those lines were dirty man I gotta admit it
But I gotta make sure no kids listen to my shit
Your girl calls me Eminem because I’m sweet and I spit it
She calls me Mista and don’t ever forget it

Nathan Chorus:
Mr. Procrastinate
Mr. Just Had to Wait
But I'm Mr. So Passionate
So hungry for more bars
They call me Mr. Just Haven't Ate
Keep going, I'm still chomping on these bars
I'm Mr. Elastic Waist
Call me Mr. Fantastic, ayy!

Nathan Verse:
Oh sh- sorry I’m late, is this, this is where my verse goes?...
Oh, here he goes again, he’s late 
And he knows he is, but he hates
To be at all productive so we wait
Until he blows us up again, like he needs a break
That’s the old me, I’ve changed a bit
I’ve got goals to be a gangster, bitch!
A Wangsta thrift, on stage with this and
To be a goalie you’ve gotta take the hit
Sometimes this language needs a major twist
I’m so addicted to the writing, might as well take it in with a syringe
I’d wager my life savings if I could open the safe its in
But things in this game have been changing and
I’m not confident I’d ever make it in 

Yeah.

MISTA (Zagranis Remix) - Matthew Thomas ft. Provost

Oh yeah we going to space for this one
Mancha as Sinistar
King Mewtwo as Ego the Living Planet
Beat produced by Tristan on the Track
Thumbnail by Trakked
Mixed by Dani Frias 
Written by Trakked, Kamren, ColeDaCole and WDRB

Battle:

Sinistar:
Beware coward, this small villain will fall victim to my hunger 
I’ll throw Sini-bombs at this planetoid; lightyears asunder!
You better Run Run Run! Not even your Alter-Ego can stop me
For my Eternal power shall destroy this puny planet's Galaxy 
It’s a travesty that such a being couldn’t be a strong foe
Beat by a space pirate? That’s what I’d call a fragile Ego
You're a sick minded fraud, went out a Boomer like your status
Not even glitches could rebirth since you've already turned to ashes

Ego:
Tried to scare in the 80’s, yet even with that, computer,
You’re the “star” of a forgotten game; an unoriginal space shooter
If a spacecraft can beat you, then you’ll revel to my power,
Decimated into decimals, never played beyond an hour

Sinistar:
Beware, I live!; And you claim my game is infamous?
I may be the metal boss, but you’re sure picking up rust!
I’ll bust into your core, before you dare fathom to wreck this,
How come you try to take risks when I eat planets for breakfast? 

Ego:
You're just an underpowered entity, a frail-minded Galactus
So I'll trash this scrap metal; I could destroy you with magnets!
Barely shoddy, with my Anti-Bodies swarming 'round this virus,
Deleting all weak-shelled copies of this pathetic bot who’s mindless
Your claim to fame's only a game, while my legacy evolves
No glitches can save you, watch you while all of your lives dissolve
A win trapped in Imaginationland; this pathetic feud is over
And it concludes with me having this star meet a supernova

Sinistar vs Ego - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #12

Alex the Beast as Machamp
Dani Frias as Galarian Farfetch'd

Machamp:
My opponent’s a lowlife alola- galarian?
Smoke it with no fists, my toe tip could bury him
Pokemon’s GOAT, leaving foes without any limbs
Won’t waste my focus on no vegetarian

Farfetch’d:
Sure, keep insulting me like I’m the weak fighter
Only thing you’re good at breaking’s mirrors, Meat Spider
But if you’re gonna just continue laughing when we brawl
Well, then we’ll see who’s the gag when I evolve
Sirfetch’d:
I’ll strike at this tacky undeveloped sore sissy
With his gigantamax form looking like a gormiti 
Looks to me like you missed boxing 101, so I’d better state
Strapping a geodude to your back doesn’t make you heavyweight
Heh, at this point, Frankenstein should just pack up
With that mug, not even my beak could match up
Don’t wanna get intense cause this feud is petty
I’ll put down my sword and I’ll give you a wedgie

Machamp:
So Flour Power wants to say he’s improved
He just turned into the bad ending of playing with food (ha!)
Face with the ride me eyes, lay down your dying hype
Flimsy and weak, a disgrace to the fighting type
Basically Flying, why you in the first place?
Close to my level? You belong in a bird cage
This joke in the game’s shot at smoking my fame?
Want the answer? You got it in your own fucking name
I’m peak performance, your leek’s your offence
So maybe think twice before you beef enormous
Muscles I’m rocking that make my foes shudder, stunned
Sport Bird’ll wish he accepted the other guns
Squirt you’re a runner up, look at you all huddled up
Ready up a thunder punch, decimate this rubber duck
Coming in to rumble with an onion and some puffing up
Living example of how to speedrun a couple punctured lungs
This is a wild tourney, can you touch me in this state?
I’ve seen more agile birdies on a fucking dinner plate
While I don’t hesitate to leave a foe bleeding grim
There’s a reason I’m the ace in your own region’s gym

Sirfetch’d:
You’ve got no bars when dissing me, quit the bitch fit
Thought your no guard ability meant you didn’t miss hits
I’m the example? Well that just drives me up the wall
If you were a role model there’d be steroids in lunchables
Ooh, bud you stand lesser, not even my ancestor
Bring out all four of ‘em, I’ve seen Hitmonlee throw hands better
500 punches per sec? That’s blowing my mind
Cause last time I checked, your attack’s lower than mine (ay)
I flow in my lines like the flow in my mind when I strike with precision and leave you a sad sight
You flail your punches and fail to touch this, your fighting position’s more fit for a slap fight
It’s a slight stretch to act like Registeel 
Maybe I’ll use your body as my next veggie shield
So you’d better yield, it was a good game though
But it didn’t take a flying move to leave this gym teacher K.O.’ed

Written by Psytube
Mixed by Dani Frias
Cover Art by Rabi
Beat by Marsad Men

Machamp vs Galarian Farfetch'd - Pokémon Rap Battle

Hey folks, releasing this early as a little Christmas break gift cause I'm out of school now but don't expect the video for this until about the first half of January (if all goes well). Thank you and see y'all at our Christmas video (aka Project Michael). 

Ray Kroc: Snakebite126
Andrew Carnegie: Ethan Zagranis

Ray Kroc Verse 1
This is not the battle to compare whose wallet is the thickest.
In that interest, I’ve been beat, my bragging would be witless.
But in terms of riches, I got that corporate quickness and the slickness
To take-out all competition through this survival of the fittest!
So getting down to business, you’ve made medals, but I doubt tons
And it's not like you deserve them, is this a second fight you’ll buy out of?
While I'm feeding famished families, you're just a system leech
I'm executing an executive, dropping the AC, putting the I in Chief
You barely bottom feed, flooding people in a sea of debt, and yet 
I would bet, that dam gamble wouldn’t land at the top of your regrets
Speaking of gambles, The McDonalds House always wins, you're getting played
And now I'm steeling all your bases, there's no way you could play it safe

Andrew Carnegie Verse 1
That's enough, I'm not mustering trust for any guy,
With used car salesman wit, who believes his own lies.
You falsified your age because you wanted to save lives.
Then you let millions die tryna sell your greasy fries!
You want to compare our success? Son, I started from the bottom.
This greasy sleaze got to the top for free, and my work ethic’s the problem?
PLEASE! You can't bring the beef. After this, they'll use you as red meat.
So phony, you tried to run to your family like a trade, but ended up deadbeat.
The Kroc Pot took a shot at baseball and unshockingly struck out.
I can handle strikes, but strokes leave Ray in one more drunk bout.
Stick to clown college, but acknowledge, giving from your wallet is what life's for.
And kicking the poor out isn't worth doing just to have a polished floor.

Ray Kroc Verse 2
That's the problem, I'm tidy, you've got so much dirt, it's pathetic.
I know where my cash is headed, cause yours led straight into eugenics.
I meant it, I picked up your book, for just a second, I regretted it
Then took 10 steps towards the trash, it sent me 20 back when I read it
Your godforsaken gospel couldn't grasp my grand Golden Arches
You’re only striking workers, those aren’t steel bars, they’re harmless
You have to buy charisma, I convinced Disney to be a taste tester
And I’ll rock a feller and push a cardboard in-vestor back to sender
You fired Frick because he could've run your business without you
But I know food better than you do, and your lifes not market value
For all of your money you waste, you won't even bother to pay space?
Confining kids, seems you let yourself have the better "playplace".

Andrew Carnegie Verse 2
This robber baron will turn this robber barren for sure
The jokes mass produce themselves, you’re the first Hamburglar
I'm paying in this war, ‘gainst a man who wages less than his workers
Let Nixon listen in and he'll hear me give just desserts to a deserter
Even in death, you regardless put beef in every vegans burger
Your slaughterhouse is aptly name, this meet most certainly is murder
And further, this "Mac Daddy" was bit by Jobs, even stole from the Rich
So shit, take my 5 cents, and mind your own goddamn business.
I've got libraries across the world but this imperialist lacks a spine 
Small fry, your casualty's one for the books when it comes to cutting lines
I've earned the success you've coveted, your shady practices? I'm above this
So the stock you had in this match plummeted, and well... I'm loving it

Ray Kroc vs Andrew Carnegie - Discord Rap Battles

Writing: Fightmarker, AaronGPeters, and Mason G
Chiseling: Dani Frias, and Walk
Mixed by Fight
Flowtest by Rabi
Beat by Dave James, Adam Skinner, and Dan Skinner
Beat edited by Fight
Thumbnail by Fight
Vlad as Announcer
Alex as Johnny Cage
Seth W./Comic Book Rap Battles as John Cena

LYRICS
Johnny Cage
So the posterboy for Good Ol Wrasslin wants to fight in this Cage
Well then Let’s Go Cena, try and take center-stage
Looking at your acting credits, and it’s getting pretty sad
Dude, you went from being The Marine to being Fred’s Dad (Ooooo)
Let’s move on, I’m an actual fighter, does this look fake to you!
I take Orton’s babyface far more seriously than you, dude
Scene 1, Cena couldn’t throw one punch in my gut
Scene 2, Cage gives him a punch in the nuts
CM Punked by your fanbase, it really must suck
As much as you pucker up to McMahon for a quick buck
You must stick to the script before you get me to rage
Remember one thing though, Fruity Pebble, You Just Got Caged

John Cena
Go search for relevancy somewhere else, Mr. Dying Brand
I’ll leave you like in the second film, your whole career is in my hands
You can’t see me though, through those undercover cop shades
With your Stryker like physique, you should work for Sonya Blade
1, 2, 3, I won, give your broken legacy to your daughter
Get back backstage before I rearrange your whole posture
Facing me is a bigger problem, I go no holds barred
You’re pretty much screwed when I lower your health bar
You need an Attitude Adjustment, since you think you’re damn hard
Well I’ll go RAW on this dude who can’t even uppercut that far
I make my raps count while you couldn't step into the arena
Another failed blockbuster got busted by JOHHNNN CENNNAAAA

Johnny Cage
Your Time is Up Cena, you should leave the acting to the pros
Because in this Smackdown, you’re getting more fucked up than your nose!
With all this Playing with Fire, no wonder why rap didn’t want him
like your music career, you’re Batista Bombing and hitting Rock Bottom
Don’t talk about relevancy, when a prank call was your Revival
You don’t have a Legacy, you were handed out every title
Compared to the literal gods I fight with, you got no lethality
You’re just a phony Cena, So I’ll take you out with this verbal BRUTALITY

John Cena
You should of said “I Quit!’, your stubbornness will lose you this round
Your greatest wins can’t compare to THE 16 TIMES I’VE BEEN CROWNED
I carried the WWE, been the biggest entertainer since The Rock
While you’re video games consistently end up commercial flops!
Oh so you think your hot shit! Left every single record smashed!
But one quick Google search puts you below Crawford, Carson, & Cash
I’m done battling another fan, but there’s one thing i have to dispatch
How ironic that Johnny got his ass whipped in a lyrical cage match

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