K.C as Luzy Wilde
Azia as Yor Forger
JesseBox as Anya Forger
ZodiacKiaran & Freshy Kanal as Minions
swizkii as Gru
Written by ZodiacKiaran and SIR Rap Battles
Beat produced by Ear2ThaBeat and ZodiacKiaran
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

 Lucy Wilde: 

Agent Lucy Wilde on the track, setting thorns ablaze
Lipstick tase Twilight’s fake date ‘til she’s in a daze
Oooh! You’re a trained assassin? NEAT , you must cause some damage
But tell me, can you kill the beat, like your husband can kill your marriage?
Got my blue trench coat and my moose tranq set, love
Leave you on the floor like Damian Desmond
AVL’s ace agent ain’t vexed but perplexed by your SSS bro’s sis complex 
Living out a selfish lie, your relationships aren't even real, man
Cheesier than my daughter’s dates, yet STILL Yor couldn’t forge her a real man

Yor Forger: (0:40)

Hold on I’m confused, my assignment said kill Gru’s minions
Oh wait I get it now, I’m here to off Gru’s minion! 
Girl you’re quite eccentric, my daughter would love you
Except you’re a chicken kicking nitwit, I’m a thug busting vixen
While I’m protecting my daughter from danger, before the dinner is done
You constantly disappoint yours, you fail and lack discipline 
Try to diss or pin down the Forgers or Briars shall leave your status dire
But this ain’t new to you Lucy, you have already been fired 
2022’s top manga and waifu, with a fanbase to boot
Yours consists of “Two tickets to Rise of Gru” suits
Lacking substance in your films as your company keeps getting greedier 
Selling out with fart guns and butt jokes? You're the biggest laughing stock in media!
If my daughter could read your mind I would know what she’s thinking
She’d say-

Anya:

Mama! This orange lady’s rapping is stinking!

Yor Forger:

When this rose draws her thorns, we’ll find who’s Despicable, me too
Now I’ll slash you up, you’ll turn to Despicable meat too

Lucy Wilde: 
Those disses and quips missed, this dimwit should cut it
Such a misfit, you can’t even kiss with your own fake husband!
So incompetent, both maternally and in the kitchen, it seems to show
‘Cause if I gave you my flamethrower, you still couldn’t cook up a decent roast!
I'm beating this killer faux with the cleanest of killer flows that’ll make you dip worse than your little kid did
This Spy can ex your whole family, leave it quick lived, Box office earnings more stacked up than your shit hit list 
Keep deceiving those that you love, soon poor Loid he will have enough and in time you'll have nobody else left to live with, quit this 
Margo can fill you in, I’m quite vicious with discipline, shocking Anya like I’m a bolt of Tinitris
Ain’t no match for Team Grucy, our chemistry’s real and better, surrender 
Y’all got no magnitude or no direction, so prepare to get Vectored! (Oh yeah!)
This whiney, griny wine mom’s so bland, she’d cackle at my minions’ humour 
I was strapped to a tnt rocket towards a volcano, yet I’m not that boomer 



Yor Forger: 

He treats you like he’s over the moon, but you’ll soon regret him
The only husband to get the boot is yours; when you first met him! 
Kick around all you want, but you don’t pose a threat love , try to spit sick, I’m immune to poison
This loose screwed Lucy Goosey’s weak
I’ll leave a second empty seat at your daughters’ dance school (hee!)
Huge fan base, I got em’, your man’s dates you shot em
This inelegant hack, got sacked by a man named “Ramsbottom” 

Minion:
Hehe, bottom

You insane sell out, you should just bale out, like your hubby every time he tried to ask you out
I attack, fight back, show my foes no slack, defending my family to which I’m so devout
Kicking ass like the badass assassin I am, ace with the pen like I’m Anya in entrance exams 
A spy with a plan, a real man, this fight’s unlike your man’s business, it ain't your jam 
Tried to show your adoptive daughters affection but you spoiled it
Now I’ll leave your reputation like Gru, sitting in the toilet

Yor Forger vs Lucy Wilde - Rap Battle! Season 2

For this battle, two dream demons duke it out. Who has the cutting edge? You decide!

The video is on the way!

Alex M. as Freddy Krueger
Cri as Darkrai
JesseBoxVO & D3_sp41r as the Elm Street Girls
Beat produced by Hollywood Legend
Mixed by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Art by Lazer
Written by Jacobrl99, Birdjormungandr, and Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Additional Writing Help by SPM1000, Raisu Battle, and Awesome Ayden

The Elm Street Girls:
One, two, Freddy’s coming for you 
Three, four, said he’d muddy your lore
Five, six, blinded by his eclipse
Seven, eight.. 

Freddy Krueger:
Ending your Dark Reign, bitch!
Cut from the same thread, yet you come apart at the seams,
This tame threat Banette needs an ability to wreak Bad Dreams
I’m the achieved beat sweeper, the Elm Street reaper,
Intruding pleasant dreams, wet sheets drowning deep sleepers
This mother-pucker’s weak to fairies while wearing that awful scarf?
I think I’d know a Derry Queen sucking the soul from ITs vanilla arc
Dark Void as a signature, fucking forged by a beagle
Avoiding other villagers to protect them from my Dream World
Prone on the weak, since damaged souls make me whole
“Bon appetit, bitch”, banished to atone as a lonely ghost

Darkrai:
Wes Craven a New Nightmare, couldn’t find the right scare
You should’ve stopped right there, with the way you write scares
If you wanna fight fair, step into the light Fred
I’ll show you how the night ends, with your fuckin’ ninth death
It’s Darkrai, the dark type that’s casting fright on this pedophile
With harsh rhymes, of dark times when cast back, I’ll end the life
Of a child, stuck in denial, of Amanda’s haunted actions
Piling fathers like Spiritomb, the bastard son of 100 madmen!
Don’t need to use the real world for me to expose ‘ya
Wes went shopping for Serial Killers forming Freddy Kroger!
This Dex offender’s packed with Bundy, BTK, and Manson
Geez, with how you prey on kids, you need a seat with Chris Hansen!
Since your relevance has faded, nights are spent with another Freddy
With your cheesy puns and greasy mug, I’m sure they have a job ready!

Freddy Krueger:
“The souls of children give me strength”, fucker, try to understand
Will he, Freddy Krueger, take Alice to Wonderland?
I’ll unplug you for an upper hand ‘cause power is my toy, bitch!
Exploiting your weak spots as if I’m pulling off the void glitch!
Never will I ever, weather another lecture
From a lesser specter, bested by a feather
The crescent is better, prevents all your efforts,
sweatin’ her presence, waning for her pleasure
Ask Rick-San how I get my kicks in, I’ve mastered striking swipes
Shouldn’t mess with MK’s best, bitch! Aren’t ya weak to fighting types?
I mean looking at your fanbase? Shit, I thought my glove was edgy
When I banish you like Palkia, tell ‘em you were sent by Freddy!

Darkrai:
I’m not affected by your rhymes, I’ll protect Alice through the night
Hex him with his reflection, then Freddy’s Dead by Daylight
I’m bested by insects, yet your Nasty Plots truly bug me
Film after Film, Kill after Kill, this bastard’s never evolving!
Your trivial Pursuit’s revolting, Boo into Bo, everyone sleeps on you
Not a peep, this marred Mareep counts sheep to find actual use
Tensions boiled over on Elm Street when you ran out of steam
Because preying on teens won’t make this nightmare a Dream
Like Jason, Super-Freddy’s unmasked in this year’s masquerade
Shackled to the Bargain Bin, the rap battle slave is left a basketcase

Darkrai vs Freddy Krueger - Pokémon vs Anything!

RNG as Username 666 
ColeTheCole as Entity 303 

Beat by 2Deep
Written by Rabi
Mixed by Fightmarker
Thumbnail by Shimario

battle

Username 666: (0:16)
I’ve scoured this YouTube landscape for over a decade
Try to silence me, but It Returns to flip burns at low-res PC games
I’m the amalgamation of blood, gore, and horror combined
But now my opponent is just Herobrine without the bloodline?!
I’d hand it you, didn’t think there’d be a creepypasta more stupid, I’ve- 
Seen more intimidating red eyes come out of Squidward’s Suicide
my grasp will leave you in a Red Mist, ‘least it’d brighten up your Skype cam
Not even my presence could leave you more forgotten than time can!
‘Cause you’ve made no lasting impression, I’ve brung hell to every user
While you broke a JavaScript, I’m busy bricking computers!
Your tales Withering away, both in memories and the terror
When I turn 303.exe into a 404 Error

Entity 303: (1:03)
303, brought to your hell
When 666’s URL
Troubles adolescents, and I caught the parent’s attention 
I mean I’d quit my job too if I had to be in your presence
I’ll X out 666 with potent potion disses, rip through the flesh and-
when you’re in my flow, you’re drowning in a pool of your blood- refreshing
Open OBS if you plan to have your own death recorded
I’m used to leaving players hacked, blocked, and reported
Bombed the mic like TNT, I’ll destroy you like System 32
You can leave a sign for “hjalp” as if anyone would save you!
Hazbin Hotel’s better at portraying hell, your story’s only denouncing Satan
So send your final wishes to the MAKE-A-WISH foundation!

Username 666: (1:50)
My existence is uncanny, I bring when the world ends, fraud!
While you’re about as harmless as your girlfriend mods!
 
Entity 303: (1:59)
You keep talking about power when you’re crying to your Nana
Only to be replaced by Let’s Plays of my game, as you rot behind the channel

Username 666: (2:07)
In both rapping and fame, you’ve always came up second-
The worst Minecraft scare I’ve seen ever since Disc 11

Entity 303: (2:14)
No flint and steel needed, your gross pizza overlay’s already roasted
‘Cause when I send you deeper down Hell is when you can finally be goated

666 vs. 303 - Rap Battle!

VIDEO: https://youtu.be/d3L8XA5pU7I

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Casper: LittleFlecks
Mad Dummy: MidgeChamp

Written By: MidgeChamp
Mixed By: GlitchDude
Art By: Dilly!
SC Thumbnail By: Dilly!

===================================================

Casper:
Hey it’s C-C-C-Casper the friendly ghost! 
When I’m r-r-rapping at ya I bring the d-d-deadly roasts (uh yeah)
I’ve dealt with vast tons of phantoms, that’s fandoms worse than ya
I’m so sick of these angry ghosts I’ve got Ph-Phasmophobia (yeah)

It’s like a graveyard when I’m - hanging with you
‘Cus ya - open your mouth and all I hear are great boos
I see why you’re so rude, dude! Your whole job is to get slapped
So get clapped! Try to switch your style and go boom

I made my feats by acting wholesome! Please, they know I’m the best
You made a scene for some fiend to come punch some holes in your chest
So please twit give it a rest, you’re leaving me in stitches 
I’m convinced you’re so pissed just because you get no b-b-bitches

Mad Dummy:
(nyagh!)
Silence! Silence! SILENCE!
You and your horrid sound are turning my knives and I all straight to
VIOLENCE! VIOLENCE! VIOLENCE!
And so I’ll save the track with my signature avantage
NOT HAVING TO DUET WITH FUCKING TWATS WHO RAP SO GARBAGE

  
When I strike you off the map, call you W. D. Casper
Yessire I’m THE rapper! And I’d rather bleed some kid instead
Than battle some stinking carebear except if it was FUCKING DEAD

You’re messing with the king of Waterfall, it’s over bitch
I’ll send this Casper packing his wack ass back to the orphanage
I’d like to see you win this battle with “good vibes” you wiener
Buddy, all you do is SUCK and yet you’re still afraid of vacuum cleaners?

Casper:
You must be mad, Dummy! If you’ve tricked yourself into thinking that’s ace
You’ve made a nasty mistake but you’re used to attacks blowing up in your face
You left your shots ~ fired! And bud if you’re thinking that that’s sad
I turned my back and you rapped bad! Uhh I thought you mastered the backstab 

What kind of self loathing weirdo seeks beef with kids, huh?
Still got your ass cooked, call that Lilo and Stitched-Up
That just ain’t it, bud! But sure taught you a lesson
Why don’t you go and pick your next fights at a therapy session (freak)

You’re just forgettable, chief! Won’t need to play your game to tell that I’m iller
I see why a dummy who’s nothing but stuffing’s whole segment would only be filler
You’re dropping just fluff on the beat (sheesh) that’s why all your disses have been stuffer, please
And yet you soyrage  when you suffer defeat! Your talent’s more fit on a Reddit board, neek

Mad Dummy:
“Wahhhh”
“My parents are dead! Oh boo hoo hoo”
You can cut the fucking shtick because I see through you
Go rub your bald head for luck, I’ll leave you dunkideed on
Because the only blows you’re dropping are theatrical bombs

What kind of name is the ‘friendly ghost’? Kid I might cry
You’re in the after-life and STILL a fucking ‘nice guy’
Well fucking nice try! But now you’re outta luck (what)
I’m about to cross the barrier of GIVING A FUCK

HORRID! Are all your ghastly tunes
SHOCKING! Are the nasty lines I’ve spat at you
MOURNING!  Of which there was none when you died, dude
Someone tell the neighbourhood, I just fucking killed Caillou

Mad Dummy vs. Casper the Friendly Ghost | Midge's Rap Battles S2

Mewtwo:
Birthed from a lab as the pure form of perfection
My goal was to bring the Pokemon insurrection
And with you I sense there’s a connection
Though I was not the one made from a peasant

I find that I cannot condone your lazy flick
Used your physicality to make a leap of logic with the crazy chick
He was made to be a master of analysis
…and yet he still sided with the crazy chick

Pokedex 150, try to diss, you’ll miss me
I know that your shit’s weak, this psychic type spits heat
You know not what I bring as a challenge you won’t fit me
Know that when I’m rhyming, I don’t spare or pity

The Ultimate Lifeform created with every talent, meant to save mankind but then all your hope was gone
But that should’ve been easily predicted when you try to battle with the god of all Pokemon

Izuru Kamakura:
I must say, I’m oddly perplexed about why you would need to lie of your title
It’s difficult to understand what sort of god loses to a rat and a child?
I was made as the savior of hope, you were made as a DNA clone
That stops being a threat and turned into a pet…if a single Pokeball’s thrown 

Cast Confusion on your foes but the best of your ploys
Was choosing to make a tour guide out of Nurse Joy
The ultimate lifeform can’t seem to do much to harm me
When each iteration sees him needing an army

Meant to be an icon yet you lack the attention
Cause you're as original as your own naming convention 
I could neutralize him before his next turn starts at all
Since it won’t be the first time that he’s cut from Brawls

Mewtwo:
Tell me whose favorite character’s the nihilist punk? 
I’ll leave this Psycho Cut, one swipe and you’re done
And you would’ve remained a Remnant of Despair if
Your facade wasn’t weakened by Chiaki’s hairpin 

Izuru Kamakura:
My past is the path of attack that he’s taken
So I’ll leave all openings Cerulean Caved in 
But I know that Game Freak’s just gonna kill him
Next time they need a Pokemon to fill in for villain

Written by JustGamer
Mewtwo: Fightmarker
Izuru Kamakura: JustGamer
Beat by Dansonn
Mixed by Serena
Cover Art by Rabi
Special thanks to JesseBox

Mewtwo vs Izuru Kamakura - Smash Bros vs Anything

Charles:
Let me demonstrate how real doctors do their occupation
For one, i'm dressed like a bird, not leaving them in patients
Because when I spit a verse to this unlawful medic 
I cause more blisters and burns than the goddamn plague did!
serving nobles and queens, healing a deadly disease 
How can this Natzi not see, not to mess with me 
I’m going strong after centuries 
Your games filled with more bots than Mann Vs Machine
That spaghetti coding can’t be healed with bloodletting 
I’m surprised they hired a doc with no training in healing 
and then they still wonder why he’s the first dead in the team 
If you want to be cured, then I’d advise to bathe in urine, 
But it seems like Gabe already flushed your game down the WC 

Medic:
You can’t be talking about medical experience 
I bring the dead back, you rub onions on them. 
Bathing your patients in piss? I’m sure that helped a lot
And I’m not talking vaccines when I’m firing shots (ya!)
I made a gun that turns men to gods
All you have achieved is a halloween for goths    
How am I supposed to take that goofy mask seriously
Lookin like you’d teach the ABC’s on fricken Sesame street!
I’ll dunk on, this Dummkopf, and the crappy Daffy costume he’s in 
This doctor spits sicker, so let’s go practice medicine 
Once again the French will lose to Germany 
 Because I’m the medic to your house of Medici 
I never got thought that I’d meet a man that 
Sports even goofier headwear than my rad hats, it’s just facts 
You’re pushing kings and queens deeper into their graves 
Let’s just say… Archimedes has seen better days…. 

Charles:
I risk my life for my patients, you risk your patients for lives 
“Do no harm” I won’t show this merc mercy this time 
I’m an expert of my craft, I dedicated all of my life  
Just to fight, a piece of shite that can’t even write right 
I’m a genius, in 2fort’s where your intel was left
I follow the words hippocrates not hypocrites! 
I’m reppin’ death, there’s no satan that can save you 
Like his personalities, I’ll split this tyrant into twos 

Medic:
Time for your examination, please take a seat here, 
Trying to listen for heartbeat, but there’s none there!
That beak can’t speak sick words 
Even pumped up with those herbs 
I’m killing’ two bird cyphers, 
with just one more verse
And then Charles went: I know what I’ll do to heal my patient!
Cover him in diseased insects, I’m sure that really did the trick 
You rhyme more sick than the plague? I spit poison like bread 
You’ll soon find I lost my medical license…

Credits—————————————————-
Grasman as Charles de lorme 
RaccoonBroVA as Medic VA 
Grasman BA Medic 
Written by Grasman
Mixed and Mastered by Zagranis
Beat Prod. By Dansonn
Directed by Grasman 
Edited by Grasman 
Backgrounds by Grasman, Daniel Vicente and Valve

Charles DeLorme (Plague Doctor) Vs. The Medic- RAP BATTLES!

Written by ME!!!
CheeseVA as Weirdcore
BirdJormungandr as Clowncore
Mixed by Rayyan
Beat by Call me Brian 

(0:14) Weirdcore:
Are you alone? Where are you in your house?
Come on. Let’s play a fun game of cat and mouse. 
Where you have to escape the place that you’re in.
It’lll be hard since your community can't escape Accusations.  
and I wouldn’t say touching kids is just clowning around.
because the police lights are the ones causing the Seizures now.
I don’t think it’s cool. Using autistic kids to get views
There’s not mushroom for people in society like you.

(0:41) Clowncore:
What the heck was that? Jokes are supposed to be funny!
Really buying tvs for hats? Complete waste of money. 
I just don’t get it. What’s so weird about some eyeballs.
You're meant to be creepy but it’s your rhymes that get my skin to crawl. 
But I don’t worry because I’m just a super fun guy! 
While you replaced the creepy stuff with some stupid fungi.
These fun rhymes Will knock this kid out because it’s bedtime!
But if you wanna act so silly, mate. Get in the back of line!

(1:08)Weirdcore:
Do you hear the knocking? Do you hear the knocking?
You’re not safe. It’s way too late to start running. 
Playing dress up. I think no head will make you look cute. 
Tricking kids in your community, now their social life is on mute.
You do this for coping, clearly you’re struggling. 
So many issues for one clown to be juggling. 
So I have a solution to help with what you’re feeling.
Grab some “silly” string and finally hang yourself from the ceiling. 

(1:36)Clowncore:
Woah. Woah. Woah. Hey I’m just trying to have a little fun! 
You’re being bad! I would tell your parents if you had some. 
Honestly.You’re only like this because no one likes you.
So how about you blow your brains out like a balloon! 
Hiding behind a computer like a freaking Reject.
You wouldn’t do any of these things off the internet! 
All I do is put a smile on the face of people that need it!
You do nothing with your life! So go to your room and cry bitch!

Weirdcore vs Clowncore [NUGGET RAP BATTLES] (TW: for metion of pedos and suicide]

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yyCM9vJd9X3SvoxC5fLrM6-PoeOKgtvA26Kj0ZZc3DI/edit
MetaMachine as Frosty the Snowman
KingSpirals as Hat Kid
Belle Beniko as Holiday Narrator
Written by MetaMachine
Chiseled by Shimario and Mancha
Beat arrangement and mixed by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by YLFEthan
Beat by Anywaywell
Hint for next time: "Explosive Outbursts" (ft. Alex M. and garbageGothic)

Frosty the Snowman vs. Hat Kid

WE MIXIN NOW BABEY!!!!!!!!!!
Swoldow as Mr. Mix
RaccoonBro as Chef Saltbaker
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Written by Trakked, Alchemyking
Mixed by Trakked
Thumbnail by Trakked
Art by JaCoN

Battle:
Mr Mix:
Hi there! I’m Mr Mix,
The helpful chef that gives fixins to kids!
Try and write your lines, with typing, I’m the captain
Call this track a Mr. Remix, cuz now it’s time to Rap This!
You’re deceiving others, leaving them believing
You’re in need of some ingredients, intriguing them with treats
You got redeemed, now ain’t it sweet? Defeated, seething, left in doubt
Do you see that you’re a weakling, please, or do I need to spell it out?
C U P H E A D
Beat your ass, take it from me
Yup! I tend to savor dishes and save em for later
But with what you dish out, ironically, you are lacking flavor 

Chef Saltbaker:
Well golly! Did you mean to mess with holly jolly Salty?
Had enough of your ribaldry, you faulty reject from Baldi
Take it with a grain of salt from me. Adultery? Please, 
If you're wanting something salty you can drop on your knees (AY)
Who asked? I certainly didn't 
Nor did anyone else wish for this bitch on their Christmas wish list
I’m proficient with my disses so I suggest that you listen
Go hide right inside your files and get the hell out of my kitchen

Mr Mix:
Shh, you can’t talk; you got delayed for many years
Cry more, maybe I could marinate you with your tears
This glass gnome should take his lines, and like his berries, bin it
Now let’s see you keep up with my flow of 8 bars per minute!
(fast rap)
Your phases are baseless and broken, you’re tasteless and coping; your bakery caved in and fell
Stuck in your basement and hoping to make up a potion to strengthen and take it yourself
Stay on the shelf, I’ll take your plates, erase your fate same as before
Escape my place? You couldn’t fit your Wondertart ass out the door

Chef Saltbaker:
I suggest you start accepting defeat 
I have em beggin' in the Isles for a scent of my treats
Now I know this cheesy egghead went an’ scrambled brains,
But now you’re messing with the saint of the astral plane
Did you rap your game’s last level? ‘Cause that sounded like a seizure
I’ll beat this greasy, sleazy freak that believes he’s a teacher
Heat 'em up, leave him’ screamin’! ‘Fore you’re done, here’s a tip off:
Not talking your spammed files when I’m calling you a ripoff!
I’m baking Mr. Trail Mix with my oven-hot fire
The closest you come to heat is when it’s a hair dryer
May have left hackers frightened, but your efforts were in vain
Now you’ll be another Flash game never to be seen again

Mr. Mix vs Chef Saltbaker - Rap Cypher #31

The battle of the sinister house cleansing games!

VinnyO as Phasmophobia
https://www.youtube.com/@VinnyO
MidgeCat as Powerwash Simulator
https://www.youtube.com/@MidgeCat

Quizzique as Player 1
RaccoonBro as Player 2
garbageGothic as Player 3

Written by Quizzique

Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan

Beat by Dansonn

Thumbnail TBD

Lyrics:
Phasmophobia (0:14):
Player 1: I’ve got fingerprints in the garage, must be where the spectre’s been
Player 2: It can’t be a poltergeist, this place is obsessively clean
Player 3: I found the bone, he’s been dead a LONG time, I’ll photo it later
Phasmophobia: Based on that, this must be the ghost of Powerwash Simulator

You couldn’t do what I do, you couldn’t even try, dude
Unearthing the truth you can call it Mauka Aitu
Exercised with demons, spitting quicker than a Raiju
You drench locations, quite enjoyable for Psytube

My game’s built to stress you out
One bad hunt and it’s all over
Your game’s made for spacing out
Makes sense your first job is a Mars rover

Speaking of, those jobs are uncomfortably lame
With as much consistency as your company name
To think you have fame, you’re living in Fantasies
Your stardom’s a snapshot, even the phantom sees

Your fandom’s just a spirit, and I bet you couldn’t fight one
Despite your HQ, I can see you’re not a Bright one
You’re just cash for your producer’s grab
Workshop that in a FuturLab

Powerwash Simulator (0:59):
I don’t get it, I’m supposed to be scared? Your game hasn’t been scary in years
I played it once, I bullied a ghost using smudge sticks, it had me in tears
But there is one fear, I have seen all of those ghost altercations
Yet the only thing that scares me is your Discord’s moderation

Let’s turn up the jets, the job that’s up next is your atmosphere because I can’t see a thing
In your lobby, when there’s a spectre, who would elect to this gang of misfits, nobody shall ring
It’s just a hobby, you get paid pennies to risk your life plenty of times for some strangers
Your rep is soggy, unlike my cleanup, it’s spotless! You just can’t live up to the dangers

I see no positives in your services, your system’s coarse by design
You don’t even get rid of the ghost for the host, yet you leave a few corpses behind
Your system has declined, too, because what defined you was “simple to play”
“Cheesy scares for days” yet every update has undermined you 
Triple the content yet half the enjoyment, that’s what resigned you

I’m the embodiment of r/oddlysatisfying
It takes patience and time, but the result is quite gratifying
Cleaning disastrous aftermath’s a cakewalk to the contracts you’re ratifying
The slightest of flickering lights would leave your scared ass panic hiding

Phasmophobia (1:58):
For someone that cleans after fires, I thought you would have spit some flames
Yet look at my thermometer, you’re colder than a ghost’s domain 
Your job’s not done yet because it seems your target’s not acquired
The only way you’d pull a win financially’s with Market pliers

Powerwash Simulator (2:13):
That’s your best comeback? Makes sense it’s lackluster
Don’t update the game if that’s all you can muster
You got the roast wrong, and that’s the end of the case, so
For you to spit some heat we’ll toss you into our volcano

You’re Power-washed up, and your fight was pathetic
Your corpse has ragdolled, but that’s purely cosmetic
I’ve removed this stain and it’s somewhat poetic
That your motion is over, that’s the end of Kinetic

Charles DeLorme (Plague Doctor) Vs. The Medic- RAP BATTLES!

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