Swoldow as Dunkey
Cri as NakeyJakey
Written by Pixel Chris and Powerofdan
Additional Writing by Rabi and Jofinity 
Flow test by Powerofdan
Thumbnail by Pixel Chris
Mixed by Zagranis
Beat by Anywaywell 

NAKEYJAKEY:
Coming to battle, guess I should see my opponent is in rapping
Oh! It’s someone out of my video from crappy voice acting 
If you really wanna face off, this HotBoy will dish out Hot ‘Zas
Is Moby Dick’s what this is based on? Cause I’m about to Pop Off
The jokes you’re most known for now are just copypasta spamming
My bars will leave you running away like: What’s it look like, I’m fucking camping
I make better points than you any day, but I guess my logic is flawed 
Because you’re a little bitch in many ways, but now I don’t insist on petting the dog

VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY:
Bubby, really? Think you can bring me low
You clearly forgot I have the record on Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito
Your raps are initially shit, but too bad it doesn’t grow on you 
You’re lame of the year, Super Mario Bros Poo (OOOH)
The least clothed of the Dunkey clones wants to face me on the track?
Just a FUCKING PAAAAANCH and you’ll never come back
I hate turn based combat, but I’m still winning this fight
You’re nitpicking and bias, I win, bye-bye! 

NAKEYJAKEY:
That’s your verse? I’ve heard more legitimate raps off of Limewire
Whilst I’m George Bush on a school computer: shots fired
Fantano was generous with that 7, your wack raps are see through
I’m rolling in dough because I have a Knack to (Knack 2) beat you
Put months of work in my videos, simply, you’re basic, I’m complex
A unique star, you’re pulling a Scott The Woz, joking ‘bout Gex
That along with the 3 other jokes you tell on a daily basis 
I have more bars rapping the names of my Patrons
Rockstar, to Disney, to Dating, my quality stays consistent 
Your mic goes from decent to 9 year old on Xbox Live in an instant 
And your mom? Well, after this brawl dissolves,
Let's just say I'm not gonna be the only one bouncing on my balls

VIDEOGAMEDUNKEY:
*ring ring* Hello, is this Taco Bell? Yeah, that sauce wasn’t spicy
Call me ya shoes, you can come and bite me
Left to right I keep firing back shots - bam, black ops
Left to right you keep not uploading a single fucking video, unbelievable!
I may be a Donkey, but considering your name, you’re more ass
I’m so hard to beat, call me the Dark Souls of rap
I know you’re scared fighting me, I go big mode
Talked about Last of Us 2 and then went, “I’m done making good videos”
This battle really makes it feel like you’re getting your ass kicked
You have me asking “What The Fuck?” more than either the Mario Movie or Hatris 
Your lines could never beat me in your dreams against what I molded
You just got clapped by me, and I wasn’t even blindfolded

NakeyJakey vs Videogamedunkey - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

Your Favorite Planet (prod. Ihaksi)

feat. SimplyRazzy, swizkii, Michael Stark, Matthew Thomas

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vLw1Ai5fdhz9V12Lxf6hbmZG9QpaCv1Md1jBVQ5m2C0/edit?usp=sharing

Your Favorite Planet (prod. Ihaksi)

So....Happy Twos-day! I was originally not going to do a battle but this battle has been finished for over 6 months! I was feeling awful to both of the amazing voice actors for putting amazing work and it taking so long to come out. The thumbnail was the hardest part ironically, due to....well look that that Predator hand! Either way, I hope you enjoy. Why don't you have a seat, and enjoy the battle? DO IT NOW!


Chris Hansen Voiced By Swizkii
The Predator Voiced By MetaMachine

Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD_BOnX_Iak

Predator:

Ripping through tracks like a spinal cord
Make a bloody corpse your final form
Turn your eye sore face removable
So get a Dateline-d up for your funeral!
No better competitor with bloodshed! I’m The Predator!
You only look good when saved by the editor!
You better get running. I’m a hunter by trade!
It’s hard to report on pedos from beyond the grave!
But even with my tech, I still find it shocking
How you learned to use old clout to line your pockets
Packing a shoulder cannon and I’m handling business!
Kiss this battle goodbye. Like your job and your mistress!
While you mutter in a live stream, feeling like a star
I steal the show like a pirate: Rated R!
Try to run with my pack, but you aren’t worthy.
Destroy your image worse than a dead attorney!

Chris:

Been in TV for years and I’m no sucker.
But I’ve never seen such an ugly Mother Fucker!
Chris’s got more drip than your bags of meat
So do us both a favor and Have a seat.
Your pop culture boast really does seem legit
With one good flick...and that’s it.
The NBC MC with the Emmys
You might be rated R but those bars were PG
I’m a hotshot, covering slaughter and debauchery 
Your box office was shot! You’re a Predator of Profiting!
My special's had an effect. You’re just special effects!
Who’s the real prehistoric monster? Hanson rex (Wrecks)
A 20 year gap, one sequel in the backlogs
And that bombed once a Xenomorph was in the chat logs!
The Cranky Kermit couldn’t tongue click out a rhyme
 You wanna save yourself the trouble? You can leave anytime.

Predator:

I eat bullets like nothing! Think Hansen hits harder?
You’re more of a let down than your Kickstarter!
The Yautja has honor. Your show's poor taste!
Learn to avoid me. Pretend I'm your court date!
I’d rip out your skull but it would be a waste.
There’s no space for your ego in my trophy case!
Scraping by with Fivrr. The fans are long gone, man!
You should look into the mirror if you wanna Catch a Con Man!
I’m murderous! There’s not a chopper that can save you!
So stupid, you let a guy like Vincent play you!
What are you waiting for? Do it now! Just flee
You’d have a better chance with GG as the MC.

Chris:

Here’s a guy, who acts real smart.
But is jumped by Arnie making Mud Splatter Art
With the high tech crap, it’s no wonder you’re a hack
Let your franchise down even worse than Shane Black
The fact is you’re a product of the 80s.
When 10 minutes of shooting isn’t seen as lazy!
It’s crazy! You carry plasma guns and Smart Disks.
But the most sacred weapon to the Yautja is a sharp stick?
You act tough, but pussy out when you confront death
Ask Onision. I take the battles to your front step!
As the investigation closes, got nothing to prove.
So blow yourself up, like every time you lose

Chris Hansen Vs. The Predator - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

GamingPlush64 + Larry: GamingPlush64
Jim Henson: Cri
Kermit: JustGamer
Written by: King Mewtwo, JustGamer
Additional Writing Help: MetaMachine
Mixers: GlitchDude
Beat by: Anywaywell
Cover Art by Rabi

GamingPlush64:
What’s up losers, it’s GamingPlush64
of GP Rap Battles, here to settle the score
Gainst’ an adulterer who left his kids ignored
Tried to be risque but then ratings hit the floor
Brought your ideas to the modern media but you couldn’t do the same
Cause the only “development” your characters have is a ‘The’ after their name
Took your one Oscar award and left in the home of the Grouch
I mean, if you asked me, I’d say all your ideas deserve to be thrown out
Easily take down the biggest annoyance on TV since Max Headroom 
If you’re the world’s greatest puppeteer, then fly me to the fucking moon. 

Jim Henson:
I’m a man of love, you made a month off of games you hated
Too bad that was the only time your content was consistently created
Stop making lines so wordy, and fix up the right flow for this fight
‘Cause now it’s time to raise the curtain on your final show tonight! 
I’m the start of your industry, planted the seeds for Sesame
While your Nintendo licensed puppets live in the shadows of Jeffy
Don’t test me, you started off your career as a Cute Mario Bros wannabe
But nowadays you more so resemble Epic Crap Battles of Puppetry
This kid really got upset about being ranked above Dustin and Eddie
But even my lowest of lows still managed to earn me an Emmy
I’ve fought through tougher times, your words do not harm me
And you can join my Oscar in the garbage, along with your ARG

GamingPlush64 and Larry the Lorekeeper:
Shit, I kinda fucked up there. Father! What must we do?
Please, this guy’s more brittle than a Boron Atom, there’s no way I could lose
Dad’s a rap battle pro, so you know he’s got the rhymes to end ya
Now we’re gonna spit it sick...like a case of influenza
There’s no way Henson’s stepping to me, when he’s softer than he was in ERB 
Your whole schtick is “What would happen if Jeff Dunham went and gave up on comedy?”
My ARG failed but looking at you on SNL, even I wouldn’t do that shit 
Created monster puppets to hide the real monster, that’s what the point of the mask is
Now you’re in my library, so I won’t take any of your jabbering
A Lorekeeper, but even I can’t get that maze of a story that’s Labyrinth 
But hey, we’re both fathers, though there’s something I gotta mention
At least my kid isn’t competing against my work for some attention

Jim Henson and Kermit:
Careful Pat, now your puppet won’t be only one to get “hands-on”
Me up against this copycat? He has no legs to stand on!
This frog’s hopping onto this track, going off like you’re the Cookie Monster
Can only sound depressed in your roles? This Kid really is a Goner…
I still get serious without rebranding from PG, there’s no topping me 
It’s not easy going green for you, just check ERBoBotany 
This Bad Boy doesn’t deserve a Halo, we won’t be seeing him later
Cause he’s been turned to a ghost, like his SFM animators

GamingPlush64 vs Jim Henson - FRB vs. Anything

Writting, thumbnail, art and mixing by: CreeperPasta

Beat by: Prod. Kirk

TortureSoup.avi: Rabi 

Chiitan: JennyNoMercy



TortureSoup: 

Our last hostage was sad, but this is just pathetic.

Never thought I'd face Fur Affinity's Pop Team Epic.

I spit hot like wasabi, you got fired from your group.

So sit down, relax. Would you like to take some soup?

Trust me, you don't wanna become my enemy

Unless you wanna be part of my recipe

A 0 year old fairy baby? More like a manchild on crack

At least after you lose, I'll give you a pat in the back

You've been a bad boy, Chiitan. Look how you left Shinjo-Kun.

Sad, discontent, alone- oh wait, that is you.

You've got a turtle for a hat, but it's time to take the cap off

Filthy Frank's wasted noodles never stood a chance to rap off

Boiling up the tension and giving chills to civilians

You get on accidentes to get the attention of millions

You deserve to be served to your friends inside a bowl, you fool

So by the time they want to see you, there won't be even a spoonful


Chiitan: 

Arigatou gozaimasu, haitte kudasai

Let me guess. You're another mascot from Last Week Tonight?

I'm the nightmare of your kitchen; is this the dish that you got me?

This is how we handle scum in the streets of Susaki

Do not mess with this mascot right off the bat

I'll beat you like my boxes until your head is split in half

Took a million hits and got up, I can take more

Your soup's salty. It makes me want to make me flip the fucking table

Chiitan has the disses, get out and clean my dishes

This otter gives you another reason to sleep with the fishes

Nowadays everyone can make videos like yours with so little

So who's calling me a ripoff, NormalSoupForNormalPeople?

The better Ray Ray on YouTube is William Johnson

You've been demonetized! Now Chef Boyardee won't be your sponsor

Y'know what I do to my rivals? I get rid of their vitals

This was Masterchef, and you didn't make it to the finals



TortureSoup VS Chiitan - Rap Off Bonus

Elon musk. Vs Nikola Tesla. 

Elon:
Janice cancel my 4:30, guess I gotta take the floor, firstly
You don't step to the CEO than just step out of your verse, please
I don't just take dubs I make 'em you're getting played, I thought you'd learn from Thomas.
I’ll be sure to Paypal you for a new mic after I've dropped it

I’m Elon Musk soaring higher than space-x
Surpassing humanities boundaries while you and your relevance stay dead
I got followers and fame just from a pic of me getting wasted
You only got followers in nerds like you who’ll never get third base (DAMN)

I usually don’t take pity, see
But now I see a broke broken old man
Who died alone with no fans
With nothing but a pigeon in his family.

Tesla:

I’ve heard enough, pathetic, gimme the spotlight I invented
Descended, the God of inventions’ so prepare as im bouta present this

My talent is uncontested, left the blueprint for descendants
Solet me end this conflict with the power that I have transmitted

The father of the 20th, all your work just disappoints
So just stick tweeting about your precious Dogecoin

Now for you to get a woman? It's as easy as 123! 
But when they finished digging gold, they just had to leave!

So prepare for the bear with Siberian bars 
I’m Finessed and outta this world, call me Bruno Mars


Ahead of my own time, my inventions are top secrets
I changed history! Wario here made cars more hideous!

If I ever need to take a dump in my laboratory
I’ll use your puny space lab as my lavatory 

Elon:

Tesla, you may have paved the way for cool guys like me. 
But look at it this way, you caused Mark Zuckerberg to be!

It's the 21st century, so get back in line! 
 Your technology will be outdated in no time!

You were an innovator, but now we need something better, 
I named my company after you, But my cars are always greater

I’ve got the boring company, but your boring, with those lame bars 
spitting heat like my flamethrower, that’s even better on mars.


Tesla:

innovator creator, with fire disses like the wardenclyffe! wireless transmission, like grimes I’ll deliver with this sick riff 


You weren’t kidding when you said you were on a high mark, Smokin’ with Rogean, doesn’t make you Tony Stark! I spit hotter than than Venus,Your raps sound like barks? so let me turn off the lightbulb, and let it get pitch dark

Elon Musk vs. Nikola Tesla- Rap Battle. (ft. VerilyVee)

Decided to make a fun little boss theme for @gamingplush64 and decided I'd post it here!

List of Motifs:
The Larry Theme
Sin City - Anywaywell (Among Us vs Danganronpa V3)
Plants vs Zombies Theme
Never Going Back - ToneJonez (GLaDOS vs Monokuma)
Gaster’s Theme
BIG SHOT
Danganronpa Main Theme

Boron Atom (GamingPlush64 Boss Battle Theme)

Penn Voiced By Jenni No Mercy
Jay Voiced By RaccoonBro
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger
Additional Help By Skitzy, Cri, Pixel Chris

Beat: [FREE] SKI MASK THE SLUMP GOD TYPE BEAT "SAX" (prod. ESKRY)


Penn:

Ladies and Gentlemen! We really hope you’re settled in!
We’re Penn and Teller, and we’re ready for battling
Against a couple slackers lacking in the brain matter
Not windows, but we’ll leave a couple pains shattered
We got jokes, and magic packed with emotion
The only talent you two got is blowing smoke, kid
So you’ll be left choking on your home grown clouds
Tried the reboot craze just to scrape up clout!
You’re the View Askewniverse’s worst!
Think saying mother fucker over and over’s a verse
Your fans might say that Dogma really was a big deal
Too bad Weinstein has his thumbprint on the film reel!
And your attempts with the ladies was crazy
Law breaker wanted Justice and fatty was Chasing Amy
So let’s see if the budget Bill and Ted can really spit
But you’re all smoke and mirrors, and frankly it’s Bullshit

Jay:

Hey Bob, looks like we’re battling hypocrites
Weird hearing fat jokes coming from Mister Bitch Tits
You’d better quit this. We keep it blunt on tracks
You think you shits can spit? Well now we’re gonna Strike Back!
It’s Jay and Bob, we’re obviously the dream team!
We even steal the screens with cameos back in Scream 3!
Believe me, we do find it ironic
That you’re getting smoked out by Bluntman and Chronic!
We’re the classic, the fact is you’re just has beens!
Careers burning faster than the ash from a hash pen!
And actually? What really looked worse? I can’t tell
Between your spots on the Apprentice or SNL!
Your stage presence? It’s evident that it’s dog shit
You're playing Harry Potter while we’re busy making profits!
You wanna top this? We’re just too much to handle!
Leave a couple farts cut up, like their names are Mark Hamill!

Penn:

We’re known to tell lies, but that verse was just wrong
We rip the rule book. You’re taking rips from bongs!
By the end of this song, we’ll sock you like a Cock Knocker!
Want girls but your attitudes are real cock blockers!
And no amount of your film’s show exposure
Could convince Kevin Smith to give your story real closure
Stand in front of the store more. You two are just clueless!
You gave it your all, but still, you didn’t fool us

Jay:

Mother fuck, your effort was just a bust!
With a verse drawn out even longer than Desert Bus!
There’s no taking on us. These geezers are too dated
Forget Shaq! We hang with Affleck and Damon!
And what’s crazy ‘bout you trying to be a vocalist
From socials to your shows, you’re just over blown socialists!
And now, we’re done owning this, we’re leaving you robbed.
You mother fucks got crushed. Love Jay and Silent Bob

Penn and Teller Vs. Jay and Silent Bob - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Welcome back to another "Inside" Rap Battle of "Obscurity", this time it's a rap battle of the mascots. We have Larry the Lorekeeper of Decent PG Rap Battles and Heisenvinci of Gridline Rap Battles having their try at the mic. Hope you all enjoy!

Cast:
Shimario as Larry the Lorekeeper
RNG as Heisenvinci
Mixing and Mastering - Freshy Kanal
Beat produced by Anywaywell
Beat mix by GamingPlush64
Characters by GamingPlush64 and Mr. Tibbs of GridLine Studios

Larry the Lorekeeper:
Heya, Vinci, I’m Larry, Vinci, I would show you round the area, Vinci
It’s just too bad this place is like your hairline, cause it’s barren, Vinci 
So wash up, cause that beard is Da Stinky (Hehe)
And based on the future I’m leading (ay)
Better run from this beating (ay)
Or I’ll show you why Patrick rebranded from PG 
So hats off, when it comes to the rap battle mascots, why I’ve been here to stay
You tried to follow a schedule, but one battle later you went “Heisenvinci away!”
Trans rights is what I preach (ay), but this time you better behave
Add your placement at the top to the list of things you can’t reclaim

Heisenvinci:
Heisenvinci, ride with blicky strapped to take this sucker out
I hear you own a library, so why don’t you shut your fucking mouth
Leave this bitch ass strung up so get that hand out your booty hole
Cause if that’s how you sound in the booth, no wonder everyone abandoned your studio
Smoke a green ass blunt as I steal this dub
When I leave you snubbed like it’s DR Month
Cause I come in packed with an AR, G
That’ll leave you trashed like your ARG
So maybe stop talking out of your ass and learn to fucking spit
I don’t know if you’ve heard buddy, but I’m the one who shits

Larry the Lorekeeper:
Well golly, seems you’re the spiteful sort, better not disrespect my title or
The next thing that you’ll need to be raising funds for is your gosh dang life support
A drunk fit is where you started, your off-the-wall humor was meant to falter
So senseless, I don’t even think Clinton Taylor would get you, Walter 
Played cat and mouse with the feds and got busted in a Starbucks sippin’?
Got your WiFi traced just cause you couldn’t stay off the Grid-mas 
Cosmic controller, all I need is the Doc in my folder to delete ya
So watch me terminate this Windows desktop - hasta la Vista

Heisenvinci:
Better seal those lips, bitch my fit is so god damn fly, I’m a bearded pimp
You had to rewrite your whole fucking universe just to get decent drip
I’ll be letting my shotty sing on top this beat, bitch you a mockery
Larry the Cucumber’s looking watered down, ERBoBotany
You’ll sleep with the fishes when I’m dropping trout
I’ll take this bore and add him to my body count
Once the people see how bad your face is busted
Even BTD won’t wanna #MakeItPublic
Left you eating a whole damn dust buffet on this track, brother 
Heisenvinci out, cause I’ve just made this your Last Supper (Oh!)

Ping Count: 40.

Larry the Lorekeeper vs Heisenvinci - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity

Hello Fellow Savage Battles/Jay Savage followers! welcome to another installment of my rap battle series "Savage battles" Himiko toga vs Harley Quinn who will get cut first? you decide! stay tuned for the video version on April 1st 🩸👅☠️


Beat by : Anywaywell
Subergirl As Himiko (audio)
Ally MuddyOrbs As Harley quinn (audio)
Mixed/thumbnail by Jort
Written by Jay Savage 
special thanks to : King ducky And Grasman
Art by Cole 


more battles soon stay tuned ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

 

Elon Musk vs. Nikola Tesla- Rap Battle. (ft. VerilyVee)

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