Credits:
Swizkii as “Steve Raglan” / William Afton
SimplyRazzy as Ghostface
Written by Grasman
Mixed and Mastered by Jort
Beat produced by InsaneBeatz

Announcer:
Rap Battles!
Ghostface!
Versus!
“Steve Raglan”!
Begin!

“Steve Raglan”:

Scream 7s in the trash, yet you sit before me asking for a job?
Well it’s not that easy, sense you and that pog face fell off
I started off strong, got the audience to love me
You started off strong, but fell off by your 4th movie
I’m Steve raglan, I spend my time counseling 
Stuff you in the back of my trunk, and leave you rotting in it 
You're a high schooler? Not the best neck for strangling 
But I’ll make an exception and leave your greasy hair dangling 
*Ahem*
I'm a smash hit! Check the box office breaks.
You’re a smash hit! When a TV falls on your face!
So sit, sit, sit, I’ve got a tip for you,
Get out with the old, and in with the new.


Ghostface:

Hello, hello? I think there's something wrong,
Is your connection terminated or was that verse just off?
Sayin’ you started off strong? I’m all for twisting the plot,
But the only people you’re manipulating are bots!
Oh you’re played by Matt lillard? Well me too,
But they uncovered your mask quicker than scooby doo!
Cant handle killing one dude, so you sent out your kid
Im gutting peeps’ like a fish, all while serving a diss 
Yeah, I know who you are, the secrets you keep 
The mask that you wear, thinking that you were discrete 
Having no motivation can be sometimes scary
But god, Scott, please get more writers on your team 
 

“Steve Raglan” (as The Yellow Rabbit):

You couldn’t just leave alone could you! It’s perfect!
I’m dropping this outdated ghoul way faster than Ortega did
Dragged on so long, and now they don’t know what to do
Looks like your writers became even clumsier than you!
It's time you retire, your mask is cracked and wilting,
Think you're spitting fire? I brought down the whole damn building!
failed to get a shot on Sid, while i'm stacking up kills,
you had one job! yet you can't do it in 6 films! 
critiqued a genre and then you became what you dissed
how about instead of your voice, you maybe change up your twists!
I opened up a place of joy that the children enjoyed
The only fun from outta your films are you getting destroyed!
I may clown on your films, but there's one thing I like greatly
you die in every one of your movies, now that’s symmetry!
keep complaining on how they exposed my trap
but you stay dead, I always come back. 


Ghostface:

You took the actor and the knife swipe from me 
It is flattering, but you’re outdoing the symmetry 
For a genius in robotics, they found you out quick
What was your game plan? Like what, did you think:
I’ll lure my victims brother with this trap that i’ll spring
Maybe chill and watch him hear the animals sing
Do nothing for four nights, and wait till last minute
To show up, kick him around and stab my own kid? (oh please)
Man I’m 6 movies deep, and I’m still making em’ scream
You couldn’t get people shouting with your 6 minutes on screen! 
Keep creeping on kids, you ain't threatening to me 
A cupcake brought you down worse than EDP!
and the kids ain't scared either, you ain’t fooling no one 
Acted all scary and was taken down by crayola 
So maybe tighten up those springs before you come to out play
Or you'll be another soul getting dragged away!

Ghostface vs. “Steve Raglan” -Rap Battles!

ORIGINALLY UPLOADED ON 04/15/2024

LYRICS

Parakeet:
I don’t talk first often but I’m gonna make this quick
I’ll batter you then make nuggets out of this little baby chick
Putting a cheap joke in Fortnite is pretty typical
Best call me a Griffin then, ‘cause I’m fucking mythical
A running gag that Peter hates with every single fiber
But like the coupon that you gave him, that bit expired
So when I’m roasting you, best know this ends fatally
Go hop in a deep fryer, KYS at KFC

Chicken:
Look, I’m hearing you, but listen, please stop 
I’d rather shut this down now like it was the eShop
But if you lock eyes - then it’s on-sight
Facing with this dickhead, now it’s a cockfight
I’ll drive a car right through the “I” that you latch to
Crash through this fast food so Dashie acts sad too
And no one else remembers you, so you’re passing quietly
Ask Mario to build a grave on top your little title screen

Parakeet:
I’d copy everything you said so you can eat your words
But you said nothing, I can’t even repeat your verse
Man, all those death threats ain’t really gonna strike a nerve
Makes sense the surface level joke is a flightless bird
You got no wife, she’s all up on my business
I’ll turn that bucket of chicken into a fucket of dicken
And you can meet my flamethrower, kiss my ass and burn in hell
Burninhell, burninhell, b u r n i n h e l l 

Chicken:
Think that little fire’s gonna knock my lights out?
Your guys took down that Flappy Bird, but I will never pipe down
A shitty flamethrower can’t make me burst into flames
You’re not the word, you’re just the worst fucking bird that I hate
Nintendo left your ass, you’re no longer on air waves 
The only thing they have you repeating now is “spare change?”
I resurrect and beat Peter ceaselessly ‘til his days are through
While you never came for the sequel, now you’ve met your Maker 2

CREDITS

Shimario as The Parakeet

Walk as The Chicken

Written by Rabi
Additional writing help by Fightmarker, CJ, and Shimario
Beat prod. by Diamond Style
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Art by ColeTheCole and Rabi
Cover art by Rabi

That Fucking Bird That I Hate - Rap Battle

Leo Barqui as Dimentio
Lee Bergantino as The Collector
Sanpie as Nastasia
Lew Kreerdun as O’Chunks
Jingleberry as Mimi
Writing by Alchemyking
Art by Lew Kreerdun
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement by TheNauticalClaydol
Mixing by Jordy
Cover art by LimJJ
Special thanks: garbageGothic, DreyahVA, Fightmarker, Lee Bergantino, MetaStarVA

Dimentio:
OHOHOHOHO! 
I am Dimentio! The one who always wrecks the Bros.! The one who flips between friend and foe!
Yet I don’t think the challenge that Bleck foretold was… babysitting a ten-year-old?
Yes, it’s the Collector’s show! Though like the creature that protects your home
You’re sure to put me to sleep… and that’s set in stone!

A temper tantrum’s the only way you’d attack who you’re fighting
So go back to your whining, ‘cause it’s a clash of the Titans
You’re crafting whole islands from corpses for your machinations
But a curse is the only way anyone’d be attached to your creations

I’m a right hand man! Got my boss in my palm, even though I was cast from nothing
Some god you are! Belos pulls the strings like you’re a shadow puppet
Your goals were so barebones that he threw you into a pit full of skeletons
Now you’re trapped inside that mirror… maybe work on some self-reflection, kid

The Collector:
I’M BOOOOORED! To play a game, you know how far I’d go
But I have to draw the line at… Super Paper Mario? (BLEH!)
Okay, I’ll humor you if you’re promising a festival
But none of your antics can change that you’re not even two-dimensional! (HAHA!)

So what’s your favorite activity? Well, skimming through your plot bits
We could play tag… but that wouldn’t work. (Why?) ‘Cause you’re not it! (OHHH!)
We could pillow fight, but based on all the scenes you’ve fought in
Like Fracktail, you’re simply ro… wait, that line doesn’t work! DARN IT!

But still, citizens always remember me when they see the sky
You need to plant seeds in them to stick in people’s minds
I learned how to make amends, but I can’t forget the way you betrayed your friends
But you can still be my doll, we’ll play pretend! I never want our game to end!

Dimentio:
Play pretend with me? Please! Winning tag’s the only way you’d ever hit me
To shut you down, I don’t need Dimension D - I just need Dimension Disney
The only people who act worshipful to you are a murderous cult
Yet no matter how many Titans they slaughter, that point can’t get through your sturdy skull

But don’t take it from me, the story’s etched deep in slabs
Of how your family thinks you’ll never be a man
So they left you playing hide and seek, then ran
Now you’re really a lost boy, Peter Pan
Doesn’t matter if you’re Flipping Sides
Your powers ain’t effective in fixing lives
I’ll wave “Ciao!” as you leave that witch to die
That’s the only time Luz sees you in a different light

The Collector
On second thought, a Picasso’s not worth adding to my halls of art
Stay behind with your loser entourage, you ain’t controlling this chaotic heart!
Of COURSE you’d come up short when you fused with Mr. L
But I like a fair game, so I’ll let your coworkers speak for themselves!

(The Collector takes control of Nastasia, O’Chunks, and Mimi like puppets)

"Your performance review’s lacking… and I don’t mean theatrics"
"‘Tis right! With all yer acting, ye’ve dealt way too much hammage!"
"I SPIT on you! Got beat by hearts, but you don’t deserve affection!"
I guess when he self-destructed, he blew his shot at redemption! (KABOOM! HAHAHAHA!)

The Collector vs. Dimentio - Disney Rap Battles! (The Owl House vs. Super Paper Mario)

garbageGothic as Vena (Psychopomp)

Near as Eleanor (Subway Midnight)

Beat: U-Boat by Ihaksi
Mixed by: SIR Rap Battles
Written by: TaigaTonic
Thumbnails by: M!CAH
Art by: Nooby and Syroquise 
Special Thanks: Shimario, Duckky, bubbydarkstar, Karbonic, Sketchy

Psychopomp:
I’m sick of the fucking noise so now I gotta scream at the fucking void
Stalking victims and playing with them like they were just a toy
I’m nailing those who cross me, while I go fulfill my vision
Leave you broken like the connections and body’s of your siblings! 
Cause you couldn't save them so you were driven mad. Now
stuck to the shadows cause you’re blending in the background 
They tried hiding the truth from me, and thought that I wouldn't mind it
Lying behind their fucking masks but now I leave them open minded

So stay quiet, I know your schtick, same cliche every story did
Lost someone close to them and now thinks murder as revenge is warranted
To fix their broken, lonely heart but can’t realize it doesn't work. Your
running from all of your fucking problems like it was fucking Subway Surfers

Fallen as a victim to the system now your riding 
off the back of all the cultists your creator put in hiding
I crushed The Head of Production and left The Queen dismembered too 
Treat you like the other sinners without a SINGLE SOUL TO REMEMBER YOU

Subway Midnight:
Easy with the tongue, Miss…. I don't really like your tone
You should know it’s not safe being on a track alone
Cause sunken souls can manage to paint more than dreams haunted
…and I made them all scream just because I wanted

You were daunted by voices but you wasn’t really hearing much
Just like Benny, craving praise but it was more than his dreams that was being crushed
They pumped you up with dopamine so you can reach the top unrivaled
But as each of the vessels break she just repeats another cycle

Search for your child, cause you were cursed with denial
And blew up your Biggest Fan and now it hurts just to smile
But as each day passes you are slowly forgotten
As a new Queen spreads her wings and you are what you tried stopping

The Dragonfly said to be a savior once birthed
But is more a mosquito sucking the life outta Blood Earth
So you can waste your days and continue to wander around
But if you wanna topple more catacombs I can help you underground

Psychopomp:
Sure that’d Be Nice to insight your torturous wreck
But I don't wanna take a ride on the Bi-Polar Express
Made more go missing cause when you were it wasn't brought to attention
Took a crack for a midnight snack cause you were starved for affection

But hadn’t managed to be fed, I’ll bash a hammer ‘gainst your head
And leave you swimming with the sharks until the fish finally rest
While I’m walking to Earth's center through the Mariana Trench
You ripped the souls out of their bodies ‘til they tore your own to shreds

Subway Midnight:
Starved… Like the Thraits at the bottom left rotting
Cause now it seems The Caldmen Four are the only ones watching 
So as you blossom know I left Rose to decay
Cause I kill Vermin Dogs that lead you astray

And you were let off your leash but you could barely manage
Cause you were down in the basement and couldn't do any damage
So don’t panic Vishneri, it's time we got off
Smile for the camera, this will be your final stop


[SCRAPPED] Subway Midnight vs Psychopomp - Rap Battle! (ft. Near & garbageGothic)

M!cah as Fredbear 
ForgottenSons as Mike Tyson 
Art by WAN & MegaPMB 
Mixed by Zagranis 
CoverArt by Box 
Beat Prod. By Raias Beats

Lyrics: 

Mike Tyson: 
I step onto the Ring, causing Fazbear Frights now 
One swing and I’ll knock this This fat bears lights out 
Mash you against a wall, till you're withered and tethered 
Wreck your face, see you tryna put that shit back together 

You don’t see, I try to keep my damage in the ring still  
You wreck a marriage, getting your creators kid killed 
Growing up I had it tough, often I had empty plates 
Even then I´d never eat in your trashy pizza place
 
Don’t play games with me Teddy, it’s best run now 
But if you wanna do that, you finna end up punched out  
A failure build on failures of failure of failures of your creator 
A copycat and such a rat. Chuck. E cheesy faker 


Fredbear: 
Surprise, surprise Tyson already getting ticked off 
Went to rehab, but he still packs a couple Kilos 
It’s not the world’s fault got sidetracked and lost your spark 
Yourself make your PR team as useless as your bodyguards 

Man even your punchlines don’t hit, guess that’s the sad truth 
That verse was the biggest waste of ink since your tattoos
This heavyweight’s light work, at Freddy’s we catch you off guard 
Mess around with the springlocks, you’ll end up a locked jaw 

Mike Tyson: 
That’s it, I’ll put your broken fam thru a second mourn 
Man, your 20/20 ain’t shit to my 44 
See scoreboard, see you ain’t fit for the lore
See you’ve squat of screen time, see your soul mucus at your core?! 

Believe, I’ve my fair share of days rage has me itching 
I work them issues out, you ass just sits while twitching
You doin’ Jack if screaming while wailing is your fighting style 
Fuck a Game Theory, I already know who’s The Crying Child 

Fredbear: 
Now scamming with the Paul’s is the only Prime left in your reign 
Seriously? I’ve seen fancier boxers up on Calvin Klein (hey!)
On the bright side this fight to your prime beckons 
Based on the fact, it was over before even 20 seconds 

Your life’s unjust, but against it you can’t seem to fair better 
Now cough up waterworks behind Canelo and Mayweather 
Don’t worry Mike everyone has anger and has fears 
You need to vent, luckily for you I’m all ears 

The pressure kept building, and it left you defenseless 
Now you’re a shell of an Old Man, avoiding the Consequences 
It’s a TKO, times run out, and the bites taken 
The baddest man, keeps the devil waiting 
(Connection Terminated)

Fredbear vs Mike Tyson- Rap Battle! ft. forgottenSons & M!CAH

Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have randomly-generated rectangles; Steve and Alex from Minecraft vs the YouTube channel Webdriver Torso. Enjoy, and happy April Fool’s Day!

Danii as Steve
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/453EGjLZcGifTB4Tyjzdgq

TAFox as Alex
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@thatadorablefox
Cardd: https://thatadorablefox.carrd.co/

Commander Jacob as Red Rectangle
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/CommanderJacob
Twitter: https://twitter.com/commander_jacob

JustGamer as Blue Rectangle
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@JustGamerRapBattles
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3n1xhiocXnl8yFsVxb2IqW

- LYRICS -

Minecraft (0:10)
Steve:
Hey Alex, where are the coords we wrote?
Alex:
Don’t need ‘em, I can tell that we’re stepping on two zeros
I thought paintings were flat, but you’re even thinner
Steve:
You're so 2D, why would you have a profile picture?
Alex:
Nice
Steve:
Watching your channel makes lava swimming seem way fun
Forget down, you’re what we’d never dig
Alex:
Straight up!
Steve:
We’ll level you awfully low
Alex:
One body blow quite Hertz
For your sake, get some other audio, Driver

Webdriver Torso (0:31)
You really think you rock with the lines you write?
Cuz what we're picking up is as worthless as diorite
You piss your pants when a diamond shines
Then you cry if you lose one; your mood’s swinging side-to-side
Here’s something to Evoke the sense of getting Vexed
Built a world brick-by-brick and it was broken by a Lego set
Your cycle’s not two-week; the movie trailer though?
If Warner Bros played your game, it wasn’t in creative mode
Plus there's a practice that we're struggling to grasp, and it makes
Our brain more broken than the shield you always have to your face
You stack materials deep in a cave, pickaxing away
Just to make gadgets so that you don't have to actually play

Minecraft (1:03)
Steve:
Spider shit; we’re spinning Web tonight
Only thing Driving through your Torso is Sharpness V netherite
Alex:
Nah, use a bow. While their position’s always changing
Unlike us, with all their shots, they’re still completely aimless
Don’t let a mace in the wrong hands
Steve:
I’ll knock a glitch all the way to the Farlands
Alex:
We tower in numbers, they paid us some large bands
Steve:
Want yours higher? Maybe just call France *old death sound*
Add up all your channels that just copy explicitly 
And an Enderman can still garner more watchtime, admittedly
Alex:
At least a PowerPoint gives you some options for different themes
You got no one in your corner, there’s no Aqua Affinity
Steve:
Damn
Steve and Alex:
Put you to Bed, you’ll get sweaty when War wages
Smashin the rap game; we’re known to control stages
We’ll space and click to cut the “alien speak”
Steve: 
Hey, you know what we should pause?
Alex:
I see the player you mean.

Webdriver Torso (1:44)
Your community regularly has criminals instilled in it
YouTubers reach a peak but can't build limits
If that doesn’t happen, they still form a brainless army
Making us question why they hate Baby Zombies
It’s like you’re cursed; be thankful we were conceived with beeps
You complain, with a high frequency, “updates are a low frequency”
And when they do drop in the game
All you see are more biomes to colonize and mobs to enslave
Crops indicate what you’ve grown to be
A content farm, so to speak, complete with controlling seeds
Our background is darker than some of Steve’s merch, how disheartening 
Perhaps Notch was head of marketing

- CREDITS -

Written, directed, edited, beat arranged, and Webdriver beat produced by Commander Jacob
Mixed by GamingPlush64
Minecraft beat produced by Phil Tyler
Additional ambience by Modeaudio

Feedback by Eric the Audible, TheMonarchy, 3ple, itsnugget, SimplyRazzy, GamingPlush64, and the rest of the spaceship
Shout-out to TheBabyBeef, ENNWAY, Fightmarker, and SimplyRazzy

Thanks for listening
-ComJac

Minecraft vs Webdriver Torso | Rap Battle (LARB)

WARNING: This battle contains substance reference, as well as strong profanity. Listen at your own risk.

Welcome back to MC Fawful Rap Battles! Today, two ADHD vs Autism mentalities clash, with the rapper famous for the Wednesday saga of albums, Chris Webby, against… The Autism Creature? Look I couldn’t think of anything better, I had another TBH matchup but it just didn’t feel right. Uhhh, who will win? Will Christian come out as the highest in the room (that’s his song right)? Will TBH wow the audience? That’s for you to decide!

CREDITS:

Zander as Chris Webby (audio)
Ego as Chris Webby (video)

Kurobane Azia as TBH

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Clinstrumentals
Mixed by jort
Art by Evrywunzf8vrit
Cover-art by JotaSeis
Special thanks to PotFork

Alright, I think that’s it; stay tuned for the next installment of MC Fawful Rap Battles!

Chris Webby vs The Autism Creature - Rap Battle!

WATCH THE FULL VIDEO: https://youtu.be/aaE2Isa1rPQ

Brodecai as Slenderman (Audio)
Dudz as Slenderman (Video)
Vladimyr P. as Jeff The Killer (audio) 
Dudz as Jeff The Killer (Video)
YDGeon as Announcer

Slenderman: 

Confusion is what humans may feel with my presence
but nothing compares to your whole storie’s coherence
The photos will show that a threat’s what i pose 
I brought fear to the mist, your whole thing’s getting smoked!
not close as a foe, either way, i’m approaching
No traces, thats why i’m acting silenced
When least expected, they’ll be infected 
feeling burnt out to end up missing like your eyelids
My legend’s what settled this whole sensation 
Spreading shock and fright to entire nations 
Looks like ripped off Joker can’t be taken so serious
The only cracks you got just made you go delirious
Rejected by the Wiki, and your fans grew tired
How you’re gonna fire back when your status backfired?
Dare to enter my domain, there's no way you can survive
 but judging by your face, you’re always due to ‘’crossing lines’’
   
Jeff the killer:

Jeff the killer, death is quicker 
So you better run while you still can
Arrive at night, sharp as my knife 
That's why i’m gonna slice up Slenderman!
Enter your domain? as if it was your reign
But you forgot something: I GOT WOODS ON MY NAME!
My lines are packing heat, cuz i’m giving burns like bleach
Feeling stressed? should be! you’re next on my murder spree 
Tried to hit the big screen, and your film was a debacle
That budget couldn’t prevent you of being Something Awful
cuz a game brought your fame, then decayed years later
As always, you’re a lame excuse to seeking paper
For the genre, it is true that you've paved the way 
But thanks to rap battles, you went from slaying to slave
So don’t faze my rage if you still think i'm that weaker
I beat all bullies by myself, you got outclassed by a math teacher!

Slenderman: 

Slit your mouth yet those words have failed to cut deep
Causing snores is the only way you’ll make go to sleep
The damage i create can’t be healed from any mind  
You pass the same effect when seen on Gacha Life
the impact i left goes beyond some numbers
All proxies by my side, you’re only loved by Tumblr
I guess your bad rap/rep is just too hard to cover 
Struggling behind bars? should’ve learned with your brother

Jeff the Killer:

Did you teleport your rhymes? Cuz they felt so out of place
 Should’ve expected that when you lack a mouth on your face
Calling out my targets, as if yours aren’t offensive 
You’re easy to defeat; take a seat with Chris Hansen
See the bigger picture: no one’s scared of your horror
So do what you do best and just stay in the corner
Put some meaning on your writing, so its not bland as usual
Suit and tie fit just right, since this became your own funeral *laughs*

Eyeless Jack:
Its Eyeless Jack here! 
Messing with me is quite risky
Once i murder on this beat, i'll go and eat  
your ki- 
*gets shot and falls on the floor*   

Dudz:
Dude, who the heck let this guy in? The battles finished!
*sigh* Fricking royales…


Written By Dudz
Addit. Writing Help by Vladimyr P., Bacon Pancake & Brodecai
Researching Help By Danii
Beat prod. by HEKS
Mixed and Mastered by Captain Jorge
Thumbnail and cover art by Cidisswo


EYELESS JACK CREDITS

Dudz as Eyeless Jack 
Other Eddie as himself

Written by Dudz
Beat prod. by 2Deep
Mixed by Cidisswo


Special thanks to JotaSeis, Cidisswo, Vladimyr P., Captain Jorge, My Parents, Matthew Thomas, ERBParodies and you

JEFF THE KILLER VS SLENDERMAN- AMATEUR RAP BATTLES

#pacman #namco #goodpizzagreatpizza #italy #rapbattles

pacman namco good pizza great pizza chef rap battle

Hello! Welcome back to Teimunity Rap Battles! In today’s episode, we have Namco’s ghost chomping pellet popper, Pac-Man, up against the mobile pizzeria sensation owner, The Chef! Who will win? Who will lose, You Decide!

DumbShlop as The Chef
Fightmarker as Pac-Man 

Beat by Thwosen (Additional Instrumental by Teimunity)
Mixed by Sir Rap Battles

Art by Teimunity and GrenadeGames
Edited by GreenOwl and Cidisswo

Special Thanks to: Alfking49, The Dub Squad, and You 🙂

Pac-Man vs. The Chef (Good Pizza, Great Pizza) • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

Vanes as Roxanne Wolf

TaigaTonic as Claptrap

Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by: Danii
Written by: TaigaTonic
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Art by: Xoniq and Snakebite126
Special Thanks: garbageGothic, HazelMoth, JustGamer, TAFox, & Grasman

Roxanne:
You can already hear the fans scream my name while I play
So I thought I told you S.T.A.F.F. bots to stay outta my way!
(Ugh!) Do I really have to deal with more pests
I guess let's get this party started because I AM THE BEST! (YEAH!)

You like to gamble? Fazcade can get you back on track
Cause you took your films budget and put it all on Black
Like Bonnie you were worried about a strike when you dropped the ball
And act surprised when you had realized that you lost it all

Nobody cared for your birthday, so you tried to invite the whole town?
I guess you gotta have moxie, but even she turned you down
Sad, since that open door stays a core part of your life
But blabber bout me to your bandits, It’s all bark and no bite

Claptrap:
How’s it going friend! My name is Claptrap!
And you should know that I’m programmed to spit some phat raps!
But I gotta ask, cause my servers still needs to wake up
Why does a final product need to be made up with makeup?

All it took was 1 kid before you started getting bothered
“It's all bark and no bite” Until you’re tearing up toddlers
Then you're tearing in the mirror cause the “wannabe’s” don't like you
If that's how you treat yourself, then I don’t wanna be like you

But OF COURSE you were appealing to no one but lonely dweebs
Cause this dumb dog playing rough is what kept them on a leash
You're not that much of a bad ass, so this will be your last act
Cause you have fallen TO THE GREAT ALMIGHTY CLAPTRA-AHHHH

Roxanne:
GOD you're so annoying no wonder everyone grew bitter
Since a best friend dies and people treat you like the mood killer (Hey Friend?)
If some losers hadn't shown sympathy you wouldn't get far (Buddy…)
Cause you- HEY! WHAT! Look out for the (AH-) (crash sfx) kart…

Get this through your head, you're a screw up and know its true
Blew up Overlook cause no one cared to look over you
And once the townspeople thought you couldn't make things worse
You started burning bridges and killed everyone in the church

You’re pathetic! So every team wanted to do nothing but rid you
And you scrapped up your love life, just for it to also ditch you
When it blew up in your face no one was standing there with you
So when you're staring at a barrel, know nobody’s gonna miss you

Claptrap:
At least I’m not the garbage that your fans like to eat up
Cause I’m covered in less grease than a single slice of your pizza
I mean is that the shit that you've been dishing out this whole time?
If beauty’s in the eye of the beholder, NO WONDER you went blind (HA!)

You always wanted to have your big break in the spotlight
But your time for a photo finished the second that you got sidelined
Thought you could mask your loss with more makeup but the truth is
You're just another hunk of junk, now your foundation’s in ruins

And nobody wants to see your ass on the stage
So you can… BEEP BOOP while I BOOP BEEP on your grave
Now I leave to squabble with the rest of my minions
Cause my greatness was something you couldn't rise from the Mimic


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