Latter-day Lynyrd’s in a fan boat skimming 
across the shallow water
With stars and bars and a song called God 
And Guns for Christmas Day
A buggy whip in his hand and a wobbly stance that says crank up
…the Skynyrd
Cause latter-day Lynyrd never
Has had that much to say

Latter-Day Lynyrd

Vince McMahon - If You Wanna Make TV

Ron DeSantis - He Don't Wear The Panties

Lynyrd Skynyrd was a white man
With lots of drinkin' money
Lynyrd Skynyrd's drinkin'
At the country store
That's the breaks at the country store
Some say Skynyrd's useless
Skynyrd may be fools
Play me a song Kurtis Blow
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
Kurtis Blow

The Ballad Of Kurtis Blow

They call me the breeze
I keep blowing down the road
But if the horse don't pull you got to carry the load
Cause the horse only knows what the horse can see
Ain't no change in the weather
Ain't no changes in me

Call Me The Breeze

T For Texas 2063

Sometimes when you're trying to build a high speed rail station
And the legislature won't let you draw a straight line
There's always a way if you have a space laser
But you better keep it quiet about the space laser!

Marjorie Taylor Greene - Better Keep It Quiet About The Space Laser

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That Smell - A Second Helping At The Golden Corral

If you only have time for half of the show
At the Soaring Eagle Casino
ZZ Top has two living members
Lynyrd Skynyrd Skynyrd Skynyrd Skynyrd Skynyrd
(every girl’s crazy bout a sharp dressed man)
Has Zero

Skynyrd Has Zero

Don't Block The Driveway

Sam Alito was a manly man
but on the cul de sac when shit hit the fan
he said Whoa oh
It’s under the bus you go
Sam Alito the manly man
Said to his wife Martha Ann

Latter-Day Lynyrd

Knifer Clown

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