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The worst part is that the entitled parents actually knew the other kid was super kid

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and this is why our world is going to die from human stupidity

I had stomach pains and i had to get surgery so shut up

WoodenHornets as Mr. Mix
Matthew as Ticket Taker

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
MR. MIX!
VERSUS!
THE TICKET TAKER!
BEGIN!

Mr. Mix:
It’s Mr. Mix here, let me teach you how to bake
A delicious plate of your one and only fate
I’m a baker, you’re a taker, my game is much greater
For god’s sake, you’re a piece of shit, prepare to meet your maker, you faker
You better hurry up, type the letters, or it’ll be your Doom
My music will leave your ears bleed, while I’m cooking some food
Try to reach the final level, it’s your own risk
You may be the ticket taker, but I’ll still leave you ticked

The Ticket Taker:
It’s time for you to watch a movie based on your defeat
I’m ticket taking your life, and it will be in 3D
You think loud growls are scary? Dude, you must be a joke
Nobody wants to play your game, just admit it, I’ll make you croak
Your disses are stale, just give me a break
You won’t be mixing anymore more, once I win this for god’s sake
Your story sucks so much, how could people find you spooky?
Thank you for listening to this verse, now please enjoy the movie

Mr. Mix:
I’ll put your films in a bowl and stir it like cake mix
Then I’ll put you in the oven, guess who I’m baking?
My rhymes are yummy, got games better than Killswitch
Now lie down sonny. *whispers* Shhhh, I’m Mr. Mix

Swirly Head Man:
It’s time to swirl this battle up, prepare to be owned
How can kids take you serious? You have the face of Mario!
I’ll be putting a brick wall here, then leave you severed
Now that this is done, you can never reach the other levels!

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES *loud growl* OF CREEPYPASTA!

Mr. Mix vs The Ticket Taker. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 18.

Game Mechanics as SCP-087
Justin Buckner as This Man

Josh as SCP-087
Matthew as This Man

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!
SCP-087!
VERSUS!
THIS MAN!
BEGIN!

SCP-087:
Look into my blank eyes, it’ll give you a true scare
that’s more scary than an ugly man’s face, I’m aware
I’ll take you down stairs, and show you what I’m all about
‘Cause my victory is as big as your giant eyebrows
I might have no eyesight, but I can see your defeat
I’ll take down these lights, prepare to be beaten by me
Go back to being Santa Claus, I’ll just be sitting down here
This SCP MC will make this man shed a tear

This Man:
Ever dream of me? ‘cause this is gonna be a scary time
This Man will make this SCP be glad that he’s blind
More than 2000 people are dreaming about me, you’re not even creepy
I’ll take you to a deserted mall, if you really wanna mess with me
I know you’ve seen this man, but have you seen yourself?
You’re only seen on stairs, while I make every dream hell
Stop hiding down the basement stairs, you’re looking like a fool
I’m a school teacher, so I can say that you just got schooled!

SCP-087:
There is more evidence of me than you, so don’t even try
These eyes will fright this guy that fears night times
I’ll ‘cause a scene on this pedophile, looking over people sleep
Get down here now, you’ll be hearing a child scream!

This Man:
I got pictures around the world, you can check all the nations
How can you beat me when you’re only found in a foundation
Been in the game since 2006, I’m a huge part of history
Your endpoint is mysterious? Don’t worry, I’ll solve this mystery

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA!

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