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System of a down - Chop Suey

Blood - My Chemical Romance

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I Hate This Body-Mccafferty

Moms+Dads-Mccafferty

A short fansong from the perspective of Steven Universe set after the episode We Need To Talk. My goal was to make it as much like the style of music in the show as possible so it's a little more literal than some of my other stuff. Enjoy. :)

Chords: D, G, A, C

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LYRICS
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I'm just me,
I'm not one thing or another I'm just me
am I more like my father or my mother? neither I’m me
am I a gem? I can form a fusion and do other magic things
am I a human? This planet is my home it's all I know it's where I sing
and jam on these four strings

I'm just me
I'm not one thing or the other I’m just me
and I'm still deciding who I'm gonna be
Gems can be smart and fun and brave, and humans can be all of those things too
Humans and gems can both save the day, so do I really have to choose?
No, I'm not confused.

I'm just me
I'm not one thing or the other I'm just me
and I know I'm exactly who I'm meant to be
I am a gem. My power comes from love and it can heal the earth
And I'm a human. This planet is my home and so I know just what it's worth
and I know first things first

I know me
Yeah I know me
I'm not just me
I'm all of me.


I'm Just Me

Mindless Self Indulgence - You'll Rebel To Anything

FAIR WARNING THIS IS NOT FILK. Don't like don't listen.

A song I wrote for my girlfriend for valentines day.

LYRICS
~~

Said the cricket to the hamster
you looked lonely sitting on your own
so I decided to come join you
because we share a cage, we share a home
Said the hamster to the cricket
I am fine alone, it's what I choose
but the cricket was persistent
she knew all the tricks and chirps to use

now I'm splitting open like a broken backpack
Sometimes I'm nothing without something to laugh at
But I built a hundred worlds with you
Inside a sleepless cage
and I'm still laughing, 'cause we've barely filled a page

Said the cricket to the hamster
I am so cold, I'm always shivering
She pressed her fingers to her lovers neck
and in a breath removed them grinning
Said the hamster to the cricket
I am not of a romantic mind
I am just a little rodent
and all my love is of a strange, confusing kind

But if you are toppling, like a pin that's on it's tip
I'll be your cushion, stick in me when you start to slip
I believed my twisted thoughts would stay locked up 
and never find an ear
But I'm running out of secrets, and it's barely been a year

and I made new secrets
new secrets with you
I'm sorry I bit at our edges just to find something to chew
But buried behind all my in-jokes and injuries, all of my sarcasm too
there is just a silly girl who's falling in love with you

said the hamster to the cricket
I think sherbert is on sale today
I'll bring the pixy stix and liquor
if you provide us with a place to stay

The Cricket And The Hamster

Homestuck filk. An Eridan Ampora fansong I recorded with a sore throat and a headache, don't ask me why...but I kind of like the result.

Music/Lyrics(c)Hamsters/PhemieC
Homestuck(c)Andrew Hussie

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~***TABS CAN BE FOUND <a href="http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr99/PhemieC/bc003f2b.jpg">HERE</a>***~

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LYRICS
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I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip
and I have a friend I pity quite a bit
she said “grab your gun let's have some fun, share with me your perigees 
I have responsibilities, I cannot run!” 

“I do not wish the death of any living thing, 
I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen 
and put an end to  slaughter, but until then I'm keen 
on staking claim to land and sea and everyfin between.”

I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules
but when have angels ever helped me yet?
and magic isn't real and anyway it doesn't matter 
cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deflect

the angry death of every hopeful thought 
that I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not 
in someones spider web or net I could be caught 
but I'm too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgot

So what? Do you want me to say sorry?
should I apologize, when you ignore me?
I didn't ask to be right or to be lonely
or to be hatched into an ugly story

I am a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares
but then I guess I bored them both to death
And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces
better yet invent a brand new method of ascension

I'm impressed, you've managed to survive 
but rest assured we'd all be better off dead than alive 
cause when they get a-hold of us we'll all be batter fried 
and I'm surprised that nobody's considered switching sides

So here I am, respectfully and royally destroying 
any chance of getting back on your good gills
And I don't want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple 
well then bleeding's the new breathing, don't you think I will! 

I used to wish the death of every living thing 
I might be your killer but you'd never be my queen 
so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams 
I'm done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems

That I am just pathetic, I won't be overlooked  
I'm past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook 
I've made a manifesto, I've been bested by a crook, but never more! 
I'm planning on reclaiming what he took...

So what? do you want me to say sorry?
should I apologize, when you ignore me?
I didn't ask to be right or to be lonely
or to be hatched into an ugly story
to be hatched into an ugly story

Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory

I am a prince and I live in a ship
I am a prince and I live in a ship

Ugly Story

Some depressing, spoilery Tavros filk with a little bit of Gamzee/Tavros thrown in.

Music/Lyrics (c) Me/Hamsters/Phemiec
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie

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LYRICS
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Say that you believe in faeries
'cause if you don't I'll never fly again
falling down is not as scary
as never finding confidence to stand

and now I guess, I'll never know
I'm in Neverland forever, I never will grow old
and I'm leaving you lost boys and girls, alone
and finally I've flown

I'm a hero in a land of treasure
and a failure, in a body that's all wrong
I tried to measure up to this adventure
to fantasize and make believe I'm strong

But if I give my all and still
amount to nothing in the end, then I guess it was pretend
when I thought that I could help protect my friends
and with my lance I'll charge 
into the morning, look for me by the 
light of the second star

I used to feel so small and wary
but maybe growing up means many things
So say that you believe in faeries
cause really, they're just miracles with wings

And if you miss me, let me go
you can kiss me but my body will eventually grow cold
but you can dream of me and I will let you know 

that I am fine here
I am not alone
and I can fly here
Finally I've flown

Finally I've Flown

A Sollux Captor fansong with Sollux<3Aradia Undertones and some rather silly voice acting. More lighthearted than a lot of my other stuff.

((ALTERNATE DOWNLOAD AT MUZIBOO http://www.muziboo.com/Hamsters/music/double-time/))

Music/Lyrics(c) Me. PhemieC/Hamsters
Homestuck(c) Andrew Hussie

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LYRICS 
~

(Heh. This is ridiculous.)

One of me is my enemy 
the other me is a pretty cool guy 
but I haven't seen him around lately 
we don't see eye to eye

There's too much noise and too much spit 
but I think I've gotten the hang of it 
or at least I thought I did 
until you up and kicked the bucket 
(Wait! I mean... oh, f*ck it)

(Would you just get out of here? I'm trying to concentrate!)

What do you see in him? What could I say 
to convince you not to hop his way? 
I've never been too good at the ebb and sway 
much prefer the electrical current

The bees are buzzing in my mind 
that double crossing and two-timing (get it?) 
prospectors pan shifting through sand 
searching for a golden nugget

Little brains build little bridges trying to connect, but I'm already on the other side, 
you'd know a lot about that, right? I'm twice the man as he is, I'll work for you double-time

Would that be fine?

:D *SNARKY WHISTLE BREAK!* :D

(C'mon seriously?)

Of course it's fine.

(Okay, cut it out. That's it. I'm serious. No whistling.)

Primarily, I'm primary 
though some may say I'm incomplete 
and should be in a jar 
label me “DO NOT EAT”

Hope has struck me in the face 
and with his ace of clubs he shoved me 
back into the race 
cause second place still wins a trophy

I might have overheated, now remind me how I died, was it my motherboard, or just my RAM? 
Now I've found a player two in you, I'm glad I fried, I'm using every second that I can 
of Double Time, Double Time...

Double trouble bursting bubbles 
Where you go I'll follow 
Hollow-eyed and now I'm fine 
I'm only making up for lost time

Tick and tock and red and blue 
The colours and the sounds I never knew 
When they were all I saw 
Now sightless-eyed and empty-jawed

Double Time...

(...Oh geeze, what is it now? Okay, here. Give it over here. You're just making it worse.

But don't bug me anymore unless it's an emergency, okay?...)

~

Double Time

Kurloz/Meulin filk. Track art by the incredibly talented <a href="http://nicholanton.tumblr.com/">Nicholanton</a>.

((NEW DOWNLOAD AT <a href="http://www.muziboo.com/mp3/thin-lines/">MUZIBOO.</a>))

Music/Lyrics (c) Me/Phemiec
Track Art (c) <a href="http://nicholanton.tumblr.com/">Nicholanton</a>
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie

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LYRICS
~

I said a word
it got caught in my throat, and it burned
slipped off my tongue and I choked,
you were concerned for a second 
then cries echoed into the night, lesson learned

because you heard a word 
that I said, and this word how it rang 
in your head, it was loud and glorious, yes
and from where you lay on my chest 
well, you heard it best

but you held me closely while I screamed
and I watched the thinnest trails of green 
run down your neck, and drip from your chin 
thin trails of green, thin lines, on gray skin

Thin lines on gray skin
Thin lines on gray skin
where they world ends that's were we begin
my thin line, my thin line

I said a word
was it a blessing or curse?
Nobody knows the whole story, 
nobody hears me but you 
and you would have heard more if you could have I'm sure

because you heard my word, 
you still do with your hands, eyes and rest of you too
little stray on my lap, zealot, hellcat
can't forgive what I did to my dream-maker, 
(has thou forsaken her?)

And if you knew what I knew, would you object?
Are we madmen or soothsayers? Truthfully, sweet heretic?
I bit off the bit that silenced the world for you, sewed up my sin
With thin threads of black, thin lines on gray skin

Thin lines on gray skin
Thin lines on gray skin
when they world ends, that's where our work begins
my thin line, my thin line

Thin Lines

A Beta Kids Christmas song, each stanza is a different kid. Happy Holidays folks!

Music/Lyrics (c) Me/PhemieC/Hamsters
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie 

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LYRCS
~

You call me down for Christmas cake
Although that's not a thing, I sigh
but I take a plate, I take a bite
and the look that you give me is heavy with pride

You bring me sticks that you find in the wild 
and I count every one and then hang them 
over the fire with patterns of wire and bow 
then we roll on the carpet and howl in the snow

There is a place that I'm home
In condos, apartments, in suburbs and islands
there is a face that I know
and wherever it is I find that my Christmas isn’t cold

You wake me up by dumping presents 
on my bed and forcing my head 
into a hat that's red and white, 
then it's up to the roof for a snowball fight

You get the brandy and offer me some 
although we both know I'm too young 
and when I refuse you're amused then pass out 
so I turn on the reruns and watch them with you on the couch

There is a place that I'm home
In condos, apartments, in suburbs and islands
there is a face that I know
and wherever it is I find that my Christmas isn’t cold
that my Christmas isn’t cold

It's the end of the day and it's way too late 
but I log in just to say “Hi!”
What's up? What did you get? What was your Christmas like?

There is a place that I'm home
In condos, apartments, in suburbs and islands
there is a face that I know
and wherever it is I find that my Christmas isn’t cold
my Christmas isn’t cold (x6)
Ho, ho, ho...home.

Home

just messing around with the new adventure time song! my mic isn't unpacked yet so i had to use my laptop mic...

p.s. if anyone would want to duet this with me... please let me know.....

bad little boy (adventure time cover)

Shut Me Up

MSI - Stupid MF

Mindless Self Indulgence - 3S

MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE -  How I Learned to Stop Giving a Shit and Love Mindless Self Indulgence' OUT NOW via 3Wise Records

After successfully achieving the second highest kickstarter campaign ever, Mindless Self Indulgence release their newest, most offensive and highly original work yet - ‘How I Learned to Stop Giving a Shit and Love Mindless Self Indulgence’. A record that is all at once politically incorrect, profoundly sexual and amazingly catchy.

If you thought getting older, getting married and having kids would slow the band down you are sadly misinformed. As the epitome of anti-cool MSI somehow come off as sexy and hip while refusing to confirm to music industry standards. Since their creation in 1998 MSI has gone against the norm and done their own thing and despite what the world thinks they have made it work.

The band has had the ability to connect with their fans in a cult like manner for over a decade which goes to show how much of an impact their music has actually had over the last 15 years.

Yes it’s true Mindless Self Indulgence is the dyslexic soundtrack to fucking puberty… enjoy!!

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