Episode 295 - Train to Busan

2016 was the middle of the zombie pandemic. “What?” I hear you say, despite that being impossible. “There was a zombie apocalypse?” There sure was - in theaters! And 2016 was right smack dab in the middle of a bunch of great zombie films. That year saw “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” and “The Girl with All the Gifts,” which were great in their own ways. However they pale in comparison to this genre-homage from South Korea, a sort of “Die Hard” on a train with zombies. Un-Die Hard? No, not Un-Die Hard. That is stupid. Skip that…

0:00 - Intros
6:20 - Dream Scenario (2024)
11:55 - Rick and Morty season 7
16:50 - Mr Robot
27:50 - Argylle (2024)
31:20 - Roadhouse (2024)
(36:44 - FSBUMP)
36:55 - Train To Busan (2016)

Episode 295 - Train To Busan

So there’s this movie about a woman who’s a spy and kicks a lot of ass and kills people. No, not “Atomic Blonde.” No, not “Ballerina.” And not “Alias” or “Red Sparrow” or “Black Widow” or… okay, maybe not the most original concept. But before all of these things there was “The Long Kiss Goodnight” - the Geena Davis/Renny Harlin attempt to keep working despite one of Hollywood’s most disastrous bombs the year before (Cutthroat Island). Like all of our shows, it’s a wild ride this week! We also cover some music, some James Bond stuff, Mission: Impossible, and America’s attempt to reject monarchy. 


5:30 - Trump parade vs No Kings
17:35 - Mission: Impossible the Final Reckoning vs the worst of Roger Moore’s James Bond (Live and Let Die, The Man with the Golden Gun, The Spy Who Loved Me)
33:30 - Negativland: The World Will Decide, Helter Stupid
38:50 - Shrek and Madagascar
44:25 - The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)

Episode 336 - The Long Kiss Goodnight

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It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton!

We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners",  and of course some more gay content we found on the internet.

Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay.

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:06:12	-	Opening Clip: Don't Message Me 

00:10:40	-	The Horny Cowboy 

00:18:27	-	Clip: Dom Sesh Prep 

00:21:38	-	More Gay Stuff 

00:28:16	-	Sinners 

00:37:13	-	Johnny Pemberton's Best Work 

00:49:33	-	What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay 

00:53:27	-	Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin 

00:58:44	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:04:51	-	Pouch Leggings 

01:10:31	-	Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep 

01:14:17	-	TikToks 

01:19:37	-	Red Lobster 

01:24:30	-	Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg 
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A Horny Cowboy For Christina's Birthday w/ Johnny Pemberton | Your Mom's House Ep. 815

Let’s quiet things down a bit and hit some introspective vibes with 2003’s indie comedy-drama, The Station Agent.  It is the breakout role for Peter “Don’t Call Me Tyrion” Dinklage, as a loner who just wants to remain alone but doesn’t because other humans are around who eventually become his friends… or something. Not a lot happens in this movie, to be honest, but so what? It is supposed to be quiet and sweet and why do you have to make it so difficult to forge new relationships in adulthood? Huh? Because the real journey is the friends we make along the way.  Also starring Patricia Clarkson, Bobby Cannavale and Michelle Williams, The Station Agent is our Movie of the Week.

0:00 - Intros
5:43 - The White Lotus (season 3)
12:23 - Captain America Brave New World
16:00 - Monster: Humanoids from the Deep (1980)
19:00 - Thunderbolts* (2025)
30:25 - Daredevil Born Again
32:13 - Ball of Fire (1941)
39:27 - The Station Agent (2003)


Episode 337 - The Station Agent

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This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just Tom Segura and Christina P in the Mommy Dome, and things get historically unhinged. Tom has declared it's Hitler Summer and he's waist deep in World War Two documentaries. He also talks about watching a Bin Laden documentary that's especially fascinating. before sharing a thought about how Hitler was a great friend. Christina has also got a new painting on deck and the two mock Adrien Brody’s art, and have more fun with AI Keanu Reeves.

Tom tells a hilarious story about watching Star Wars with their sons, Christina messes with a spam texter in the middle of the episode, A Tom-Ed Kemper abomination details his homicidal plans, and a horrifying run of “Horrible or Hilarious” clips and Toks featuring 18-wheelers, busted ankles, and piss pups. Plus, CP roasts Meghan Markle (again), Tom hypes the Fancy vs. Phillip showdown, and we close the show with an Enny-themed banger. Wild clips. Even wilder theories. No guest, no problem. Enjoy!

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:38 - War Documentary Summer 
00:06:08 - Hitler Was A Great Friend 
00:13:44 - Opening Clip: Chris Hansen Caught Ya
00:19:20 - Adrien Brody's Art & Christina's Latest Work
00:27:23 - Clip: Baldwin Cringe 
00:28:21 - Star Wars With The Boys 
00:33:34 - Pac Man Jones Calls Tom
00:35:44 - Pitching TV Shows
00:38:21 - Clip: Beefing on CNN
00:39:48 - Fancy Vs Phillip 
00:43:39 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:49:42 - Ed Kemper Tom 
00:56:11 - Clip: My Ankle!
00:57:56 - The Black Segment 
00:59:49 - TikToks
01:10:50 - Closing Song -"Enny Wears Those Pants"
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It's An Austrian Painter Summer! | Your Mom's House Ep. 816

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back in Los Angeles! CP’s rocking a bold Zorro-inspired new look and Tom shows off his scar from a street fight with a surfer, and they both break down the fine line between plastic surgery and mental illness.

The Main Mommies check out some truly unhinged videos including Adrien Brody’s social media posts, a clip about parasites in places they shouldn’t be, and some gay black dudes swapping spit. Plus, Tom shares the story of his loudest gym fart, CP raises the price of her art, and the two debate whether posing nude at art school is the key to escaping homelessness. Tommy F-Stop also makes his debut on the show, Tom’s kids are as feral as ever, and CP walks us through the bloodiest promo idea ever based on her recent surgery. Enjoy!



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:04:05	-	Opening Clip: Ryan Likes Ass

00:08:11	-	Christina's New Look & Tom's Surfer Fight 

00:20:25	-	Adrien Brody 

00:24:54	-	Goth Basketball Player 

00:27:53	-	Gay Stuff For Enny 

00:32:25	-	Clip: Parasites In Your P

00:35:02	-	Gym Farts 

00:40:24	-	Who's More Mentally Ill?

00:45:32	-	Movies

00:49:23	-	Tommy F-Stop 

00:57:20	-	Laugh Till Your Face Falls Off 

01:02:51	-	Closing Song - "4 Stroke Anthem" by Gaping Dad 
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Who's More Mentally Ill? | Your Mom's House Ep. 817

So how does a band like Eagles have such a bad reputation for sucking… and sell THIS MANY ALBUMS!?! The mind boggles. The Beatles sold a lot of records, and people still love those guys. Michael Jackson sold a lot of records, and people forgave him for some really awful stuff I won’t mention lest I get some kind of “flag” from Apple. I’ll just say, “Jesus juice.” Google it. Anyway, Eagles (not “The” Eagles, because reasons,) didn’t interfere with any children, but people hate them all the same these days. Why? With such an impressive list of songs that were not only hits but are still cultural touchstones, how does this band still get the high hat from music fans? Glad you asked, because that’s what we’ll be talking about this week. Plus a lot of other stuff like Star Wars, The John Wickiverse, Wes Anderson, and probably more than you want to know about.

3:15 - Andor season 2
17:20 - Reacher season 3
23:00 - Ballerina
35:50 - The Phoenician Scheme
41:20 - Eagles
(1:12:00 - Heartache Tonight)
End on Don Henley must Die

Episode 338 - Eagles: The Most Successful Most Hated Band in History

Michael Mann helped create the 80’s neon-noir & pastel music video aesthetic in TV and films with Miami Vice,Thief and Manhunter. Obviously this would lead to his 1992 movie adaptation of The Last of the Mohicans, a very dull and nigh-unreadable 19th Century adventure romance novel by James Fenimore Cooper. It’s a costume drama set during the French and Indian War starring Daniel Day-Lewis as Hawkeye, a white dude raised by the Mohicans who gets embroiled in the conflict to save the woman he loves (Madeleine Stowe) from becoming collateral damage. With gorgeous forested vistas, well-staged action, and a sweeping score by Trevor Jones, this one is a weird passion project for Mann, to be sure.  But it did surprisingly well at the box office, so I guess that’s something.  So stay alive, no matter what occurs… we will podcast about it for you!

0:00 - Intros
9:35 - Parks and Recreation
16:20 - The Traitors NZ
20:00 - Thunderbolts* (2025)
31:45 - 28 Years Later (2025)
39:00 - The Last of the Mohicans (1992)

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Episode 339 - Michael Mann’s The Last of the Mohicans

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This week on Your Mom’s House, we've got a real throwback episode as Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by the always hilarious Ryan Sickler! Before sickle cell slides into the Mommy Dome, Tom and CP kick things off with a wild opening clip featuring a vulgar homeless man in a McDonald’s, discuss Love Island’s dumbest contestant, and CP raises her art price. They also break down zodiac signs, death row meals, Jeff Bezos's wedding, Oprah's lesbian love life, and why chicks might just be a little dumb sometimes.

Ryan Sickler joins the fun and the trio covers everything from a defecating police chief and the chocolate booty obsessed guy also named Ryan to horrible or hilarious fails—including a bull attack, a shit flood, and one extremely unfortunate motorcycle. Ryan shares a killer story about a guy named “Joey Uno” and relives his worst high school nickname. CP gets roasted for looking like the Hamburglar, and Sickler drops a disgusting, classic YMH-worthy dump tale. Oh—and there’s a deep dive into feeding your meow with fruit, plane meltdowns, Will Smith’s weirdness, and roleplay gone very wrong. It’s a banger. Enjoy!

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:09 - Opening Clip: I Get My D Sucked
00:08:51 - Love Island UK Dummies 
00:19:16 - Jeff Bezos Wedding + Oprah's Lesbian Relationship 
00:25:30 - What's Your Sign?
00:33:04 - Ryan Sickler 
00:36:26 - Hostile Work Environment
00:42:31 - Big Ryan Energy 
00:52:59 - Horrible Or Hilarious 
01:02:27 - Sweet & Sour Broads 
01:08:41 - Will Smith 
01:15:40 - Holding Space For Bad Thoughts 
01:21:42 - Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously)" by Odd-Track Numbers
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Big Ryan Energy w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 818

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tommy welcome Dr. Hope Torres, an Austin-based licensed professional counselor specializing in trauma and personality assessment to analyze Tom, Christina, and the entire YMH staff. Before the doctor is in, the Main Mommies update us on what they've been up to, Tommy's on a water fast and Tina looks like a crypto millionaire now. They open the show with a really cool guy yelling at a bartender, before checking out a new video of an old favorite, Dan Pena, who explains why he likes having a painting of Hitler in his office. They also check out a clip of Charlize Theron bragging about banging a dude in his 20's and Christina shares her thoughts on the movie "Sinners" hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm.



Dr. Torres then comes in and shares the results of a personality assessment that everyone at Studio Jeans filled out and determines on a scale of normal to traumatized combat vet where Tom, Christina, and the entire staff rank. She walks the YMH crew through their results on the PID-5 personality inventory (DSM‑5). and breaks down the personality domains like anxiety, impulsivity, narcissism, and eccentricity. There's also plenty of insight into how trauma, dissociation, and childhood behaviors can shape adult personality. Whether you’re looking for laughs, self-reflection, or a crash course in personality diagnostics, this deeply human episode is a must-listen.



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:05:13	-	Mom & Dad Updates

00:13:13	-	Opening Clip: Angry Dad 

00:19:42	-	Bert Kersher Interrupts The Show

00:23:05	-	Dan Pena

00:32:49	-	Charlize Theron's Sex Positive Encounter 

00:38:06	-	Christina Saw "Sinners"

00:46:26	-	The Doctor Is In

00:53:24	-	Who's Doing Ok?

01:01:02	-	Mid Tier Crazies 

01:10:55	-	Top 3 Psychos 

01:27:31	-	The Biggest Studio Psycho 

01:38:35	-	Mentally Ill Main Mommies

01:53:35	-	The Other Normies

01:57:24	-	Closing Song - "Therapy Breakthrough" by Pete Sake
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Did We Hire Psychos?! w/ Dr. Hope Torres | Your Mom's House Ep. 819

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Tom’s fasting, Christina’s gassy, and Joe DeRosa is back with a brand new comedy special and hot sandwich takes about a major New York institution. The show kicks off with a debate over whether fighter pilots could get away with call signs like “Stanky Cock” or “Big Dick.” The Main Mommies next dive deep into the aftermath of their staff psych evals, with borderline revelations, some tampon talk, and a real concern for Enny’s suspiciously normal results. Tom also opens up about his multi-day fast, shrinking penis, and terrifying wellness advice, while Christina celebrates colonics as feminist self-care.



Then, Joe DeRosa enters the chat. The trio debates Hitler as a motivational speaker, Dan Peña’s castle energy, building houses on famous murder sites, and the growing arms race of celebrity sex criminals. Joe also dishes on Bradley Cooper visiting his sandwich shop, fantasizes about quitting comedy to work at Best Buy, and breaks down his bleak-but-hilarious new special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden. Plus: forklift fails, Cosby court swagger, Lena Dunham's cones, and how to turn fart jars and armpits into financial freedom.



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:08:51	-	Opening Clip: I'm Ryan

00:23:11	-	Brad Pitt In Fight Club Skinny 

00:31:05	-	Lena Dunham

00:37:05	-	Clip: Bottled Farts

00:39:49	-	Joe DeRosa, Dan Pena, & Murder Houses 

00:48:28	-	The Cosby Problem

00:59:22	-	Woody Allen & Roman Polanski

01:13:33	-	Drunk News Anchor

01:17:23	-	Joe's New Special & Best Buy Fantasy

01:26:27	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

01:30:47	-	Joey Roses Sandwiches

01:40:30	-	Closing Song - "2 Catches (Obviously) By Odd-Track Numbers
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