Another Stephen King adaptation? In a word - yes. Full of vampire lore and 70s fashion, “‘Salem’s Lot” is actually a slightly better than average Stephen King adaptation. Want proof? Listen to the episode!

0:00 - Intros
7:30 - Megalopolis (2024)
18:50 - Surely You Can’t Be Serious (Book)
22:15 - Civil War (2024)
29:38 - Minnie Riperton - Come Into My Garden
31:15  - Salem’s Lot (2024) - SPOILER DISCUSSION

Episode 313 - Salem’s Lot

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom is joined by Ari Shaffir and comedian, Adrienne Iapalucci! The three of them discuss Adrienne's new special, which is produced by Ari and directed by Louis C.K. They then segue to Andrew Dice Clay's Instagram, before Tom opens the show with a clip of the double soul shaman doing some business on the toilet. Ari also explains what's been going on with his face and Tom formally introduces the two guests to the shaman through some of his much more popular clips. The trio also talk about New York City crowds, enjoying life, the bugs out in Texas, scammers, Ari's naked body, and all kinds of cute stuff. Plus Tom plays an extended game of Horrible or Hilarious as well. Go check it out!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 785

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What's Up With Your Face? w/ Ari Shaffir and Adrienne Iapalucci | YMH Ep. 785

It’s all neon gloss and kinetic pacing in this peak 80s early outing from writer/direct Luc Besson (Fifth Element)! And it is French! We get a pre-Highlander Christopher Lambert as a lost soul on the run from both the cops and the mob, hiding out in the Paris subway tunnels among a community of social outcasts and petty thieves.  There is not much more to it than that.  But again, it looks terrific, which is all we really expected anyway from Monsieur Besson.

0:00 - Intros
5:50 - Rivals (Hulu)
13:00 - Amelie (2001)
18:40 - Jeff Lynne’s ELO
27:40  - The Penguin (Max)
34:20 - Whatever Bond movie is on
40:40 - Subway (1985)

Episode 317 - Luc Besson’s Subway

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OMG Mommies! What a show we have for you today! We kick off the show with Tom's brand new, totally real beard that he grew in and address all the fun comments fans made on his 2 Bears episode with Mr. Matthew McConaughey. Tom then opens the show with a clip of Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield serenading us with a song about a dude spreading his cheeks open.

Next, Tom and Christina catch up on everything going recently, there was also an election or something, which leads to Tom and Christina discovering who the hottest First Lady of all time is. They also talk about their trip up to Dallas Cowboys stadium to take in the Jake Paul Vs. Mike Tyson fight and Tom's new friend Adam "Pacman" Jones.

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The main mommies also discuss the viral goth Boise State beach volleyball player, watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, check out some new videos of that greasy pepperoni man, also there's a guy who farts to people over the phone, some of Christina's fabulous curations from TikTok and so much more. You're gonna LOVE this high and tight episode!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 786

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Tom's Face Overshadowed Matthew McConaughey | YMH Ep. 786

This week, we’re diving headfirst into the icy wilderness with Hundreds of Beavers, the latest indie film that’s equal parts surreal slapstick, silent-era homage, and weird woodland fever dream. This black-and-white oddity defies explanation—so naturally, we spend a half-hour or so trying to explain it anyway.

0:00 - Intros
5:25 - The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh (1979)
13:10 - Eric’s Dune Rabbit Hole: Dune (2021), Dune: Part Two (2024), Heretics of Dune, Chapterhouse: Dune (Frank Herbert), Hunters of Dune (Brian Herbert)
19:25 - Hysteria! (Peacock)
23:45 - Disco Show
26:45 - Sting and Billy Joel live
33:55 - Shell Game (podcast)
41:00 - Hundreds of Beavers (2024)

Episode 318 - Hundreds Of Beavers

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Yo, yo, yo, it's Danny Brown on YMH tho! Danny joins Tom and a silent Christina to talk about some hot topics and cold weather. Tom opens the show with a very sweaty cool guy who claims he's the best, not sure what he's the best at, hopefully it's something cool. They also talk about Bart and Matthew McConaughey's love of ketchup, the robotic stylings of Frankie Valli, the Tyson/Jake Paul fight, LL Cool J's staying power, fashion styles, and some awful national anthem singers. Tom also introduces Danny to some recent cool guys, including funcle, Fancy Chef, and the Double Soul Shaman, before deploying some Horrible or Hilarious for Danny to try out.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 787

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Fighting With The Glock Dookie w/ Danny Brown | YMH Ep. 787

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and beyond excited that it's finally December! Before sharing some updates about Tina's lipsticks and Tommy's tour dates, the Main Mommies open the show with a clip of a kissy face dude who really wants to be shown some bobs and vagene if you know what I mean. They next check out some really cool clips of some liquid brown tests and some really solid ball-bag tips. Christine also talks about her recent interest in weightlifting and Tom brings about an in-depth conversation about which US President is the hottest. The two of the go all out and rank them, before watching some Horrible or Hilarious clips and some Toks, before calling it a day. Love you, see you next week...M'wah!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 788

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Ranking America's Hottest Presidents | YMH Ep. 788

Imagine a heartfelt, warm, comforting movie about Christmas. Get that idea locked in your head. Now, imagine that same movie, but all of the parts are played by cadavers - and half of those corpses are that of Tom Hanks. If that’s difficult for you to bend your mind around, have no fear, Robert Zemeckis has done all the work for you in Polar Express, our feature of the week!

0:00 - Intros
6:15 - Planes Trains and Automobiles (1987)
13:35 - Anthony Vincent
18:00 - Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
27:30 - Brats (2024)
29:30 - Yacht Rock Documentary (Max, 2024)
38:20  - The Polar Express (2004)

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom and Tina are back together and in the spirit of the season, connect with legendary cool guy, Mr. "We Up Outta Here" himself, Tony Johns! Before getting on the phone with Tony, we open the show with a banger track to honor the passing of Chuck Woolery. Tom and Christina also reminisce on some of the fun clips he's contributed to in past YMH episodes. They next open the show with a classic Tony Johns clip before Tom addresses some firings from last week and some new faces in the booth. Christine pivots the conversation to discuss Tom's nose and theories on his true heritage. Tom then plays a clip from a Congressional hearing about some shady practices of major American airlines. The two also check out a Tony Valli clip, check out some art featuring Tom as famous serial killers, watch a very informative Will Blunderfield clip, and then give Tony Johns a call to see what he's up to. There are also a bunch of TikTok's, a new Pazsitzky Effect, and so much more! WOOOOOO WE UP OUTTA HERE!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 789

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Checking In With Cool Guy Tony Johns | YMH Ep. 789

Just because a movie is set at Christmas doesn’t mean it is a “Christmas Movie.”  So sayeth us.  We drop some hot takes on all the holiday entertainment marketed to us every year as being very Christmas-y… and we say NOPE.  Or at least we are confused as to why they are considered part of this Season of Joy.  The rules are pretty arbitrary here, but the bottom line is - if it has Santa Claus in it that doesn’t give it a free pass.  You gotta earn that Xmas Cheer, yo.  Also, Die Hard is still not a Xmas movie.

0:00 - Intros
5:00 - Landman (Paramount)
9:25 - House (series)
13:15 - It’s Florida, Man (Max)
15:40 - The Umbrella Academy (Netflix, final season) SPOILERS
19:40 - Cyndi Lauper live
25:35 - Le Tigre
27:15 - Plum Tree
30:05 - Holly Jolly WTF?

Episode 320 - Holly Jolly WTF?

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Ho Ho Ho, chomos! It's almost Christmas and Tim y Tina are already into the holiday spirit this week on Your Mom's House Podcast. Tom opens the show with some deserving apologies from the Booth Boys, who are back with some handwritten letters expressing their regret from laughing at his life or death moment.  Tom also brings up a clip from an old YMH episode showing how concerned he was when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They next open the show with a clip of a pro fisherman with a really cool last name. The Main Mommies also share some huge news about Charo, talk about UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione's thirst traps, share their thoughts on American Nightmare, and react to some disappointing news about Tony Johns.

Tom and Christina are then joined by the last cowboy in LA, Jeff Dye! He's got a new special out and he's got a lot of thoughts on big city girls in boots and dresses. The mommies talk to him about taboo jokes, offensive last names, politicians on podcasts, Trumps weight loss, dumb girls stuff, then they check out some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and some of Christina's curations! Merry Chrysler to all, happy holidays to some, don't forget your Uvers, and to all a good night!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 790

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Episode 313 - Salem’s Lot

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