Imagine a heartfelt, warm, comforting movie about Christmas. Get that idea locked in your head. Now, imagine that same movie, but all of the parts are played by cadavers - and half of those corpses are that of Tom Hanks. If that’s difficult for you to bend your mind around, have no fear, Robert Zemeckis has done all the work for you in Polar Express, our feature of the week!

0:00 - Intros
6:15 - Planes Trains and Automobiles (1987)
13:35 - Anthony Vincent
18:00 - Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
27:30 - Brats (2024)
29:30 - Yacht Rock Documentary (Max, 2024)
38:20  - The Polar Express (2004)

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by storytelling savant, Broadway boy, and sleepwalking legend Mike Birbiglia! Tom and Christina kick off the show glazing Tom's newly released Netflix series Bad Thoughts. They also check out some wild clips that include a fat as shit Steven Seagal, Daddy Reecie laying down the law, farting girls, gay walls, and threesome with a mother that'll make your skin crawl (or turn you on?) The Main Mommies also chime in on convicted SA-er Gerard Depardieu peeing on a plane. Who does that remind you of? If you said "Bert", you're probably right.

Mike Birbiglia next enters the Mommy Dome and dives deep into how he went from sleepwalking out a window to developing one-man shows, hitting Broadway, and being in a Taylor Swift video. He shares how his religious parents reacted to his material, what it’s like entertaining the Pope, and how becoming a dad has shifted his lens on life, comedy, and swim meets. Plus, they also talk bad radio shows, booking nightmares, bouncing checks, comedy condos full of pubes, and that time Uber warned Tom about a shootout. Mike and Tom also get into legacies, asking their dads the tough questions, and what it's like raising kids who could not care less about their famous dads. Plus Enny still does not likes gay stuff and CP’s lipstick is still poppin’!

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:39 - Bad Thoughts Reactions
00:06:32 - Opening Clip: Daddy Reecie
00:08:43 - Messing With Corpses 
00:15:17 - Gérard Depardieu Is a Fat Knucklehead
00:27:04 - Gay Stuff 
00:35:16 - Enny Is Not Amused
00:40:09 - Clip: Do What You Do Best
00:41:50 - Clip: Katy Perry’s Dance Moves 
00:43:58 - Clip: Bert Beat Diabetes
00:45:40 - Mike Birbiglia’s Good Life 
00:52:40 - Sleepwalking & Storytelling
01:00:38 - Bringing Comedy To Broadway
01:05:38 - Chaotic Comedy Clubs 
01:14:59 - Terrible Morning Radio
01:19:13 - Comedy Hacks
01:21:44 - Mike's Dad Doesn't Get What He Does
01:25:03 - Mike Birbiglia Met The Pope
01:30:21 - Raising Boys vs Girls
01:34:08 - Is It Cake & Taylor Swift
01:37:31 - Parents: Death and Connection
01:47:29 - Wrap Up
01:48:25 - Closing Song - Gay Questions by Mc FluidBond
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Mike Birbiglia Cracked Up The Pope | Your Mom's House Ep. 810

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and mastermind behind the viral "Gangster Party Line" video, Brent Weinbach! Before Brent enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a “What’s everybody?” from the infamous former ball-player John Rocker, followed by some fresh Pazsitzky Effects and an update on this week’s lineup of legendary knuckleheads on trial — including Diddy, the Menendez Brothers, and Tony Johns.

Speaking of pop culture, Brent Weinbach has a new special out called "Popular Culture" and he's here to talk about it with the Main Mommies. The trio also discuss fleshlights, the famous movie high school that Brent went to, a very special delivery from Amazon, and how Brent coming back to Austin to do the pod is a full circle moment for him, Tom, and Christine. Plus, they also talk about a now lost video short they all participated in called "Bear In A Bathtub", hardcore gay electronica music, vampires, North Korean hotel rooms, and Brent takes in some of Christina's fabulous TikTok curations. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 811

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:07:15	-	Opening Clip: John Rocker What's Everybody 

00:14:57	-	A Pazsitzky Effect 

00:20:39	-	Menendez Brothers & Diddy Trials

00:29:46	-	Tony Johns Update 

00:33:01	-	Algorithms

00:35:40	-	Brent Weinbach Apologizes To The Sponsors 

00:43:24	-	High School 

00:48:15	-	The Greatest YouTube Video Of All Time 

00:51:30	-	Reunions & Tourist Stuff 

01:00:07	-	Gimp Comeback 

01:05:42	-	Special Delivery From Amazon 

01:09:18	-	Lost Videos & Gay Electronica Music 

01:18:56	-	Christina's Curations 

01:32:31	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:35:15	-	Blood Suckers 

01:39:22	-	North Korean Hotel Room 

01:43:52	-	Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon
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You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811

Ruthless People is a hilarious gem from the 80s that gets the bizness this round!  The last comedy directed jointly by the Airplane! guys, from a script by the guy who wrote Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and My Cousin Vinny, with one of the strongest casts you will ever have the pleasure of seeing perform, it should have become an instant classic.  So why did this one get so unceremoniously memory-holed?  Is it because, in spite of its tight script and screwball antics, that it happens to also be one of THE MOST 80’S MOVIES EVER MADE?  From the production design and costumes to the music that screams 1986, Ruthless People has been forever unable to escape the gravitational force of the Me Decade to languish in semi-obscurity.  Which is a damn shame, and we are here today to wrest it from the pit of Lost VHS Classics!

Episode 334 - Ruthless People Got Memory-Holed

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson! Before Jessica enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a woman who really doesn't wan you to pull on her tampon string, before they switch gears to a man who doesn't mind being pulled out of, Norm Summerton. The Main Mommies review some photos and videos from the loser pig's fetish site profile and then check out some less specific gay stuff. They also review an incident between Denzel Washington and a photographer, a pup play enthusiast amongst the crowd at Cannes, and a hilarious story about a dumb broad who was scammed by an AI model of Keanu Reeves

Fresh off the release of her latest special on Hulu "I'm The Man", Jessica Kirson steps into the Mommy Dome to get real about trauma and finding the upside in tragic personal conflicts. She also talks to Christina about the stereotype of the female and reacts to the story about the woman scammed by the fake Keanu Reeves. The three also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some of Christina's legendary TikTok curations, a clip of a really freaky camel, and a fart is captured on camera that has to be heard to believed. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 812

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:42	-	Opening Clip: Don't Pull My String

00:07:05	-	Norm Summerton Update 

00:17:41	-	Gay Stuff 

00:23:50	-	Scammed By Keanu 

00:28:02	-	Hassling Denzel At Cannes 

00:31:55	-	Clip: Pup Play At Cannes 

00:33:17	-	Jessica Kirson Reacts To Robot Keanu 

00:40:20	-	Comedy Broads 

00:47:57	-	Dealing With Trauma 

00:53:47	-	Clip: Youthful Yoni

00:56:50	-	Please Like Me

01:04:33	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

01:08:59	-	Clip: Freaky Ahh Camel 

01:11:36	-	Clip: IShowSpeed In Pain 

01:13:52	-	A Pish Break & A Fart 

01:18:16	-	Christina's Curations 

01:37:39	-	Wrap Up 

01:39:11	-	Closing Song - "Pigs Balls & Cock" by DJ Tik Tok Tits
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Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812

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Welcome back to Your Mom’s House with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies are flying solo and CP’s rocking a whole new grill, courtesy of our friends at Snap-On Smile, and Tom joins the fun by throwing in some fake teeth of his own. The Main Mommies get extra silly as they test-drive their chompers, flirt with each other, and kick off the show with an iconic clip from none other than Bonnie Blue, who’s out here rallying the "troops" to spit on her, slap her, and make her theirs today.

We also get some updates on our old friends Tony Johns and King Ass Ripper. The convo then turns to the big dogs of creepy suspect behavior: Michael Jackson, P Diddy, Woody Allen, Hugh Hefner and the Mommies speculate should you separate the art from the artist? Tom and Tina both give their questionable Michael Jackson impressions, sing a few problematic bangers, and get real about some of the creepiest musicians in history. Plus Christina reveals the Interview With A Vampire show is too gay, Enny didn't care for Sinners, the President of France got slapped, and Mystic Rick got a callout on Monday Night RAW,



Your Mom’s House Ep. 813



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:04:00	-	Opening Clip: Bonnie Blue Rallies The Troops 

00:09:53	-	Not A Damn Chance!

00:15:25	-	Tony Johns Booted From IG

00:19:49	-	King Ass Ripper Update

00:24:03	-	Michael Jackson & The Hollywood Creep Hall Of Fame 

00:34:04	-	Prince Stories 

00:38:03	-	Clip: Red Carpet Fart Mic 

00:40:39	-	Clip: Hot Firefighters 

00:41:42	-	Interview With A Vampire Is Too Gay 

00:45:29	-	Sinners & Mission: Impossible 

00:48:38	-	Clip: Crush Daddy 

00:49:28	-	Tom On Monday Night RAW

00:53:14	-	The French President Slap

00:58:13	-	Closing Song - "A Very Handy Guy" by Yahweh
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Hollywood is Full of Knuckleheads! | Your Mom's House Ep. 813

It may not be the day-in-the-life movie we wanted, but it was the one we deserved. A 90s-era nostalgia trip to the early 80s, “200 Cigarettes” is notable mostly for its cast of future stars. We also talk about dead parents, nuclear war, James Bond and shooting people to Lionel Ritchie. Because we’re just that freakin’ good.

4:40 - Gen Alpha linguistics professor 
7:00 - McCurdy, Jennette - I’m Glad My Mom Died (book)
13:10 - Jacobsen, Annie - Nuclear War: A Scenario (book)
18:00 - Peter Hook and the Light
21:20 - James Bond revisited (You Only Live Twice, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, Diamonds Are Forever)
38:50  - 200 Cigarettes

Episode 335 - 200 Cigarettes

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This week on Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P welcome the feral and hilarious Steph Tolev into the Mommy Dome! Fresh off the release of her new Netflix stand-up special, Filth Queen, Steph dives face-first into a mess of cool guys and gets the ultimate YMH experience.

The trio also talk about what Steph's Hustler mag poses would be, her formative years in Canada getting fingered by French boys, her boyfriend Jefferson, his famous uncle, and the Main Mommies quiz Steph on some US citizenship test questions. They also give Tony Johns a call, listen to some AI Keanu Reeves voice-clips, Steph almost pukes watching Norm's poutine, they check out some TikToks, and clown on Meghan Markle's podcast again. You wanna move in you can move in.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 814

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:05:36	-	Steph Tolev Is Doing Hustler 

00:14:49	-	Opening Clip: Corn Flakes In Your Booty 

00:17:49	-	Steph's Familiar Boyfriend 

00:19:54	-	US Citizenship Test 

00:23:31	-	Norm's Poutine 

00:26:47	-	Clip: Break It

00:27:30	-	Clip: Norm's Cups 

00:29:59	-	Clip: Gay Grocery Shopping 

00:33:08	-	AI Keanu Reeves

00:40:51	-	Some Cool Guys & Cool Gals

00:50:50	-	Call With Tony Johns 

01:02:49	-	All Bricked Up

01:05:54	-	Clip: It's Hard To Be Kristen Stewart 

01:09:07	-	Clip: Kim K's Nanny Army 

01:11:44	-	Clip: Meghan The Narcissist 

01:13:17	-	Clip: Lucky To Be With Me

01:13:58	-	Jamie Kern Lima

01:17:04	-	Clip: Marrying Your Cousin Is Halal 

01:19:23	-	Clip: Green Eyed Weirdo

01:23:19	-	Closing Song - "Little Brick Building" by ChefZef & Wiley B
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Steph Tolev is NAUSEATED By Cool Guys | Your Mom's House Ep. 814

So there’s this movie about a woman who’s a spy and kicks a lot of ass and kills people. No, not “Atomic Blonde.” No, not “Ballerina.” And not “Alias” or “Red Sparrow” or “Black Widow” or… okay, maybe not the most original concept. But before all of these things there was “The Long Kiss Goodnight” - the Geena Davis/Renny Harlin attempt to keep working despite one of Hollywood’s most disastrous bombs the year before (Cutthroat Island). Like all of our shows, it’s a wild ride this week! We also cover some music, some James Bond stuff, Mission: Impossible, and America’s attempt to reject monarchy. 


5:30 - Trump parade vs No Kings
17:35 - Mission: Impossible the Final Reckoning vs the worst of Roger Moore’s James Bond (Live and Let Die, The Man with the Golden Gun, The Spy Who Loved Me)
33:30 - Negativland: The World Will Decide, Helter Stupid
38:50 - Shrek and Madagascar
44:25 - The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)

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It’s CP’s birthday and what better way to celebrate than a gals trip, some productive coughing, and watching a horny cowboy tell us how to treat a lady? Also Tom and Christina are joined by the always-delightful Johnny Pemberton!

We kick things off with a mumbling cool guy with unrealistic standards, before moving on to a humble-brag video of a woman prepping her bowels for a dom session. There’s also new Pazsitzky Effect, on the table, some more of Enny's hot take on the movie "Sinners",  and of course some more gay content we found on the internet.

Johnny Pemberton then enters the studio to talk about his latest film "Mermaid", yo hype season 2 of "Fallout", and talk all about his animated voice rolls that's more known for these days. He also reacts to the cool guys from the top of the show, watches some horrible or hilarious clips, shares some war stories from doing prank calls, and gets into a passionate rant about Red Lobster. What can we say? Except I'm gay.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 815

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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:06:12	-	Opening Clip: Don't Message Me 

00:10:40	-	The Horny Cowboy 

00:18:27	-	Clip: Dom Sesh Prep 

00:21:38	-	More Gay Stuff 

00:28:16	-	Sinners 

00:37:13	-	Johnny Pemberton's Best Work 

00:49:33	-	What Can I Say Except That I'm Gay 

00:53:27	-	Johnny Meets Mumbling Kevin 

00:58:44	-	Horrible Or Hilarious 

01:04:51	-	Pouch Leggings 

01:10:31	-	Johnny Reacts To Dom Sesh Prep 

01:14:17	-	TikToks 

01:19:37	-	Red Lobster 

01:24:30	-	Closing Song - "Erection Achieved" by Hendawg 
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Episode 319 - The Polar Express To HELL!

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