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Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans serving up another chaotic episode of Your Mom’s House! Christina unveils her new “witchy” fall lipstick drop while Tom recalls getting mauled by a pro fighter. The gang debates who smells worse—Eastern Europeans or Americans under 25—before diving into wild clips featuring Frankie Fart Eyes, fart orgy requests, and some of the worst porn acting you’ve ever seen. Plus: Tom tells stories of hanging out ringside with BTBs like Mike Tyson and Marshawn Lynch, and Christina defends her controversial stance on “napkin pants.” It’s foul, it’s funny, it’s YMH and it's stinky!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 830

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Chapters  
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:16 - Opening Clip: Fart Eyes
00:12:33 - BTB Type Shit
00:20:14 - Fartmacy
00:28:06 - Smelly M-Fers
00:33:21 - The Worst Smelling Countries List
00:46:56 - Napkin Pants
00:49:25 - Gay Stuff For Enny
00:57:32 - Clip: Fart Drive-Thru
00:58:31 - Clip: WHAT
01:01:10 - Art Update
01:02:30 - Closing Song -"*ss Liquor" by R PATTZ
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The King Of Stink | Your Mom's House Ep. 830

We’re gonna Thelma & Louise the shiznit out of this show with our picks for Best Onscreen Duos!  That’s right, from Abbott & Costello to Matthau & Lemmon to Rick & Morty and everything in between, it’s a quasi-intelligent chat about our favorite duos from film and television. What makes a duo dynamic? Which duos are garbage? And how can we possibly cram a reasonable number of onscreen duos into one podcast without making it seem like we came utterly unprepared and instead shout out listicles? From our trio of pieholes direct to your ears, the magic unfolds like Tango & Cash at baby’s first communion… monster trucks and all!

0:00 - Intros
8:20 - Walking Dead Sequel Shows
10:25 - Marvel Zombies
14:00 - Honey Don’t (2025)
20:25 - The Roses (2025)
25:55 - Sisu (2025)
30:55 - Best On-Screen Duos

Episode 347 - Best Onscreen Duos

What do you get when you take a creatively brilliant director, give him all the leeway he wants, resulting in a film that is a commercial failure but a sleeper hit? You get a very pissed off John Carpenter is what you get. Despite a career of culturally significant awesomeness - “Starman,” “The Thing,” being Adrienne Barbeau’s husband - all it took was some big trouble in Little China for funding to dry up. With that comes the shot-on-a-shoestring horror classic, “Prince of Darkness.” It is an acquired taste, as you will see. As usual, we also talk about a bunch of other stuff we’ve been watching, because this is a podcast, and that’s what you do.

0:00 - Intros
7:25 - Superman (2025)
18:45 - Hacks (HBO)
23:20 - The Studio (Apple TV)
27:00 - Strange New Worlds (Paramount)
29:30 - Robocop: Rogue City (Xbox)
36:00 - John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness (1987)


Episode 348 - John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness

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Welcome back to the Mommy Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are bleeding with laughter this week—literally. From syncing up their “cycles” to debating who actually looks at their own turds, the mommydom gets raw, messy, and very YMH. Christina shares her discovery that she might be a femboy thanks to TikTok, the two lose it over a Vietnamese café, and a drunk casino regular goes viral for swearing revenge on Encore at 10:30 in the morning. Things get even wilder with a Miami tax-prep guru who doubles as a bizarre influencer, a heated dental update with a hygiene showdown where Tom insists he “knows gums,” and Christina’s revelation about her biggest fear of turning into an emotional vampire. It's bloody good time this week at Your Mom’s House!



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:05:33	-	Opening Clip: Cafe Bich Nga 

00:13:41	-	A History Lesson

00:21:16	-	Boston Gambler 

00:27:20	-	Cool Accountant 

00:33:33	-	Clip: Catching Poops

00:37:05	-	Clip: Happy Birthday Fatty

00:37:29	-	DENTAL UPDATE

00:43:36	-	Horrible Or Hilarious

00:51:11	-	The Person You're Afraid Of Becoming

00:58:32	-	Clip: Rollercoaster Barf

00:58:56	-	Clip: Road Rage Cabron

01:03:46	-	TikToks

01:18:09	-	Closing Song -"Alpha Advice" by WavKingz
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Meet Me At Café Bích Nga | Your Mom's House Ep. 831

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Hey, Jeans! Tim’s off at rehab for an eating disorder (allegedly), so Christina welcomes certified Soul Mommy and Not Today Pal co-host Rob Iler to hold down the fort. They dive head-first into the single life, dating red flags, and the thriving world of inmate dating apps — complete with reviews of real prison profiles. Rob reveals his “type,” Christina confesses her John Goodman fantasy, and together they somehow connect it all to asthma, cigarettes, and childhood trauma. If you're in the mood for farts, felons, and philosophy this week, you've come to the right place!



Your Mom’s House Ep. 832



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:03:53	-	Opening Clip: Fat Women Are Broke Dudes 

00:08:26	-	You're The One For Me Fatty

00:15:16	-	Idaho Prison Inmate Dating Game 

00:22:06	-	Wolly Willy Babe

00:27:41	-	Here For Good Time, Not Long Time

00:32:27	-	Chain Smoking Grandparents 

00:40:21	-	Traveling Girls 

00:45:48	-	Happy Tom, Gross Rob

00:53:06	-	Clip: Horse Milk

00:54:39	-	Big Cheese Guy 

00:58:49	-	Learning Things From TikTok

01:05:55	-	Poo Poo Pee Pee Dealbreakers + Rob's Pazsitzky Effect

01:14:28	-	Christina's Curations 

01:24:07	-	More TikToks

01:40:45	-	Closing Song -"Booty Opens Up" by Buttstin
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Why Rob Iler Wanted Tom Whacked | Your Mom's House Ep. 832

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Tom Segura and Christina P. welcome world-renowned mentalist Oz Pearlman to Your Mom’s House! Oz stuns the crew with mind-blowing mental tricks, wild psychological insights, and a peek behind the curtain of how he reads people. From guessing Tom’s childhood crush to revealing impossible inside jokes, Oz leaves everyone speechless. Plus, Tom and Christina talk Killarney drunks, pickup artist “Mystery,” and the weirdest viral videos on the internet.



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Chapters		

00:00:00	-	Intro

00:04:04	-	Opening Clip: Master Of Redneck Accents 

00:10:07	-	Sham From Killarney 

00:17:39	-	Clip: No Neck

00:20:16	-	Clip: Coochie Confrontation

00:23:03	-	Mystery Is Back 

00:35:32	-	Oz Pearlman Is Here To Blow Our Minds 

00:41:07	-	Show N Tell 

00:46:35	-	Ryan Gets Got

00:54:18	-	How'd You Get A Job Here?

01:03:16	-	Entertaining Steven Spielberg & Other Heroes

01:12:42	-	Christine's Turn 

01:19:29	-	Enny Hates This 

01:22:38	-	Birthday Money Trick 

01:27:07	-	Wrap Up 

01:29:23	-	Closing Song - "It's A Surprise" by DJ Wet Nut Sack
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Mentalist Oz Pearlman Blows Our Minds | Your Mom's House Ep. 833

This week, we view Francis Ford Coppola’s Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)—a film that dares to ask: what if Dracula were horny, operatic, and deeply confused about accents?

With Keanu Reeves giving the most unintentionally British performance ever committed to celluloid (bless him, he tried), Winona Ryder looking vaguely confused but still cashing checks, and Gary Oldman chewing scenery like it’s soaked in blood and Oscar nominations, this movie is a visual fever dream you almost forgive for being a narrative mess.

We unpack the lush production design, jaw-dropping in-camera effects, shadow puppetry, Monica Bellucci's succubus cleavage, and that iconic armor that looks like a walking anatomy chart. Oh, and monster rape. Because apparently, that was necessary?

So join us as we ask the eternal questions: Was this movie genius or a hot mess? (Spoiler: Yes.) And should anyone ever let Keanu attempt an accent again? (Spoiler: No.)

Grab your blood goblet, adjust your shadow, and renounce God—it’s time for another Magnificently Huge Podcast!

0:00 - Intros
6:05 - Cosmic Devolution Tour
7:05 - Lene Lovich
8:00 - DJ Cummerbund
8:45 - DEVO
11:20 - The B-52s
15:10 - TRON Ares (2025)
28:55 - Hell or High Water (2016)
30:55 - Tulsa King
33:50 - Horror Express (1972)
37:10 - Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)


Episode 349 - Bram Stoker's Dracula

Join us for a look at the underrated Troma classic from 1992, Frankenhooker! What could a movie called Frankenhooker possibly be about, you ask? Don’t be stupid, it’s literally about a STEM weirdo from New Jersey who loses his girlfriend in a freak accident, only to bring her back by sewing her head onto a body stitched together from the parts of dead prostitutes. Duh. And it is one of the more astoundingly entertaining things we have all watched in months! Like, stupidly entertaining. Like, more enjoyable than any movie this dumb has a right to be. Let it wash over you like a sea of calm… and gore… and bare breasts for no reason other than this is a B-movie with the ingenious title of Frankenhooker.  Wanna date?

0:00 - Intros
4:50 - Fantastic Four: First Steps and Thunderbolts
14:30 - Legion
21:20 - Prey
25:25 - Alien Earth
31:35 - Frankenhooker


Episode 350 - Frankenhooker

There are a lot of noir crime thrillers in the world, but most modern ones have a problem digging too deeply into the noir part of the equation. “Killing them softly” does away with the winding plot and instead gives a simple premise, with a simple resolution, and a world so real in its crappiness you can kind of smell it. Maybe it’s a grime thriller? It’s certainly the best at it if you’re into this sort of thing.


 0:00 - Intros
3:30 - Monster: The Ed Gein story (Netflix, 2025)
7:35 - Devil In Disguise: John Wayne Gacy (Peacock, 2025)
9:35 - Little Evil (Netflix, 2017)
12:45 - Palm Royale (Apple TV)
20:00 - Dune pts. 1 and 2 (2021, 2024)
33:45 - Killing Them Softly


Episode 351 - Killing Them Softly

This week on Magnificently Huge, Brian makes Chris and Eric sit through the 2025 Robbie Williams biopic, Better Man.

We dig into this weird, high-gloss fever dream of a film that's part jukebox musical, part psychological spiral, and part Bohemian Rhapsody with fewer teeth and more self-pity. There are scenes with Robbie talking to his younger self, scenes with Robbie fighting invisible demons, and scenes where we all started to wonder if this was some sort of elaborate dare.

Join us as we try to figure out who this movie is for, whether narcissism can be considered a cinematic genre, and if Better Man is actually performance art disguised as a biopic—or just punishment from the pop gods.

Episode 349 - Bram Stoker's Dracula

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