Tory Slusher

Solo Goodspeed (aka - Schizobrainiac) - Vocals, Orchestration, Additional Music, Co-Production
Tory Slusher (aka - The Jive Monkey Cartel) - Guitars, Lyrics, Music, Co-Production

Myth of Holy Murder

It’s OK if I hurt you, 
‘cause God said that it is alright,
It’s no problem to seize you, 
Because you have no more rights

It’s completely fine to “disappear you” in the night,
After all, you’re not likely to put up a fight,
No reason to assume you even deserve a choice,
Our goal in life is to eliminate your voice.

No such thing as a holy crime, 
We’re just space dust clouds flying through time,
If you kill for the invisible man,
Perhaps it is you who will ‘receiveth’ the tan,

NO SUCH THING AS A "HOLY CRIME"!

Never mind that those in control don’t really believe,
They only claim to love you because you’re so Naïve’ 
Next time you’re sneering at those in the archetype below,
Please check your ego.

No such thing as a holy crime, 
We’re just space dust clouds flying through time,
If you kill for the invisible man,
Perhaps it is you who will ‘receiveth’ the tan,

Though you believe you cause is just,
You’ve infected society like cancerous rust,
On and on and on til’ they get your last dime,
Using the writ of holy law to conceal their crimes.

Always there will be, those who claim to have answers,
Spinning half-truths that follow the music like a dancer,
Nothing is sacred, not even our words,
What’s sensible now, over time, becomes absurd.

No such thing as a holy crime, 
We’re just space dust clouds flying through time,
If you kill for the invisible man,
Perhaps it is you who will ‘receiveth’ the tan,

Myth of Holy Murder

Solo Goodspeed – All Vocals, Orchestration (everything except guitars), Harmonic Mutations
Tory Slusher – All Guitars, Outline/Framework, Lyrics, and Concept

Lyrics:
Digital Narcissistic Magic Mirror

Database the Sheep
Experiment on them while they sleep
Weapons cut them up like lumber
Hypnotize them and induce slumber

You are not Safe
Dark is your Fate
It’s time to slice the nape
Of the two-headed snake

Look into the digital narcissistic magic mirror
(While) They finish stealing your land
Even as we speak, the hour grows nearer
Make a stand or just crumble to sand

Commercial Break

A timeless tale of us against them
Sell your soul on the slightest whim
It’s very complex, exciting and new
But just stop and think 
Who’s controlling who?

Exposed and deposed
You’d just as soon exterminate them
From the safety of your Helter Shelter

Look into the digital narcissistic magic mirror
While they finish stealing your land
Even as we speak, the hour grows nearer
Make a stand or just crumble to sand

I hear there’s a map
Shows where stuff overlaps
Just another way to compile and defile you
All the while, you nap (in your bed)
You probably think (in your head)
It’s just voodoo crap (doodoo doodoo)
But social networking is a Trap (Da! Da! Daaaaaa!)

Just try your best to remember
Don’t let them stick your mind in a blender
Freedom ain’t slavery, and war isn’t peace
(and) Dignity don’t belong in a lease

Look into the digital narcissistic magic mirror
While they finish stealing your land
Even as we speak, the hour grows nearer
Make a stand or just crumble to sand

Look into the digital narcissistic magic mirror
While they finish stealing your land
Even as we speak, the hour grows nearer
Make a stand or just crumble to sand

Digital Narcissistic Magic Mirror

Solo Goodspeed (aka. @schizobrainiac) - Vocals, Lyrics, Drums, Additional Orchestration 
Tory Slusher - Guitars, Bass, Song Format, Sound Effects, Harmonic Outline, Mixing / Mastering

Lyrics:
Once upon a time, 
The sky all fell down, 
But it was just baby brother,
Crying wolf

Nobody was home 
When Armageddon came to town
And when they all got back home, 
No one agreed on proof,

When you find G-d just isn’t real, 
Who else do you praise?
When the company shuts down for good, 
Who else gets your raise?

Overspent
Underpaid
Deep in Debt
Last card played

The say the fall of man
Is not but a myth, 
But sometimes plain truth 
Isn’t that obvious

With our programmed minds
And our lives within walls
We won’t recognize 
When it all turns to dust

When your lover puts you out on your ass
Who else do you know?
When all the cars run all out of gas,
Where else will you go?

When the company shuts down for good, 
Who else gets your raise? 
When you find your G-d just isn’t real, 
Who else do you praise?

Overspent

Solo Goodspeed (aka Schizobrainiac) - Vocals, Orchestration, add. music, co-production
Tory Slusher - Guitar, Lyrics, Music, Stuff, co-production, mixing

Lyrics:
They say it's OK to talk to yourself, 
But only if there's never an answer, 
Listen to 'em talking 'bout the clockwork elves,
Almost as funny as a bowlegged dancer

Radiation, 
Extermination,
Don’t forget about Alienation
Followed by Mutilation
Negative adaptions

now you're a stupid, mutated fool
sheeple in the matrix are none the wiser
basking in ignorance doesn't make you look cool
you're like Geordi La Forge, only without the visor

Radiation, 
Extermination,
oh, and let's not forget Alienation
soon followed by Mutilation
Negative adaptions

Negative Adaptations

The Very Best Of Winger

Seventeen

Apashe finally drops his long awaited Star Wars bootleg. Check out all the dates of his debut North American tour dates over at www.apashemusic.com. 

Star Wars - Imperial March (Apashe Remix)

Lay Down Sally

From the album "Straw Poll".

toryslusher.bandcamp.com/album/straw-poll

Straw Poll

Shotta Flow

IGOR

EARFQUAKE

Where would any haunted house experience or resident evil game be without a chainsaw maniac?  Well, consider this to be his new theme song.
Tory Slusher ------- Music, Lyrics, Guitars
Solo Goodspeed --  Vocals, Stick Bass, Music, Percussion, Synths

Check out SchizoBrainiac (Solo Goodspeed) on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/schizobrainiac

... And here's the link for the music video, yes there's a music video.
https://youtu.be/1nN-RkLalbU

Jeffery the Chainsaw Man

Here's a little disgusting display of virtuosity.  Your typical neoclassical -isms, with the expected added harmonic twists....you know, because it's me.

Artwork by Solo Goodspeed.

Knee Oak Lassie Call

An ethereal guitar solo over a intricate bed of ambient loops(courtesy of the MXR clone looper).  

Artwork: GuitArt #2 "Seraphic" (by Tory Slusher)

No One Thought Of It

Nine Inch Nails  I'm Afraid Of Americans  (David Bowie cover) Live @ Toronto 2009

Here's a cover of the Steve Vai tune "the crying machine", from a number of years back.  Just wanted to share this spontaneously.  Yes, I'm playing all the instruments.  At the time it was a Roland gr20 into reason 2 propellerhead.

The Crying Machine - Steve Vai Cover

Here's a track from my upcoming album "Advanced Circus Music".  It features Solo Goodspeed AKA benign tremors on vocals and Chapman Stick bass.  Oh yeah, he also wrote the lyrics and came up with the vocal Melody... And added some keyboard parts.  The rest of it is yours truly (Guitars, drums, the music, etc.)

https://soundcloud.com/b9tremors

Straw Poll

Tory Slusher

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