This song about a mechanic's life has been created by AI, Lyrics composed by  The Grumpy Technician

A Mechanic's Weekday (Techno Mix)- The Grumpy Technician

Compiled by AI, Lyrics by - The Grumpy Technician

Gone in 60 Seconds (But Never Starts for me)  - The Grumpy Technician

A song about all the things that have gone wrong since the mechanic touched the car

Ever since you… a Mechanic's Ballad

Flip the Page

A song that describes all of the excuses we hear as Mechanics.

Customer's of the trade

BMWoes  - The Grumpy Technician

This may or may not be about an ingenium....

Engine number 5

Valerie was bought brand new by Mr and Mrs Smythe - This is her life as shes passed on down the line eventually to a couple who live in Essex...

The Story of Valerie, a Range Rover Sport L320

A diagnostic story, and how customers believe "the computer does everything"

More than a Code - The Grumpy Technician

Ever worked somewhere that felt like a circus run by clowns? Where the Operations Manager has an illicit affair with a young apprentice?
Well, this is a totally fictional song about a completely random place that definitely does not exist ;). A story of egos, scandals, and enough workplace chaos to make a soap opera look tame.

No Place In Particular - The Grumpy Technician

A folk rant about owning a Land Rover - Loved by the TikTok Community!, "It's funny 'cos its true"

Land Rover Lament (Folk Rant)

The sad story of how a mechanic is under appreciated and overqualified.

A Mechanic's Life (country) - The Grumpy Technician

The Ford Powershift is iconic in one way... It's unreliability!

The powershit blues - The Grumpy Technician

Another song about the daily struggles of dealing with customers in the motor trade.

A Mechanic's Plight - The Grumpy Technician

A Girl in a Man’s World - A tribute to our Female Mechanics!

If you've ever owned a P38 Range Rover, this song is for you....

P38 Blues – A Song of Regret

THE MOTAB SPECIAL (Emo Punk Remix)

MOTAB SPECIAL (Indie Mix)

As Mechanics we can guess who you are from the car you drive...

I Knew It From The Car - The Grumpy Technician

Sad-Act Khan's Science Lesson - Grumpy Technician

The Disco Blues - The Grumpy Technician

An ode to the Norfolk Tech - JLK

The Apprentice Anthem (Emo Garage Mix) - The Grumpy Technician

A tribute to the one and only Jimmy O'Riley - TikTok Legend!

Jimmy O'Riley's Tribute

The Family Mechanic

Sales Car Nightmare

About me

A tribute to Baz Meredith

_Engine Number 6_

Engine engine number 12

Just your regular Spoonie Motor Mechanic -
Sometimes Professional, Mostly immature, always grumpy, usually out of spoons!

Tiktok: @GrumpyGarageOwner

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