All songs by The CheeseBergens
Anjelica Bergen: guitar and vocals
Jesse Bergen: guitar and vocals
Marissa Bergen: bass and vocals
Ides Bergen: drums

All songs mixed and mastered by Robert Lowndes
Artwork by Anjelica Bergen

Every night we sit down w don't need no damn tv
We know that our living room is just the place to be
Cause every night at the same time he comes home stinking of gin
We whip out our binoculars and let the fun begin

Chorus:

The neighbors are having a fight
The neighbors are having a fight
The neighbors are having a fight tonight

What was that we he said to her it wasn't really clear
We huddle by the wall with a cup up to our ear 
It might get a bit out of hand we never call the cops
Cause our night would just be boring if they came and made them stop

Chorus


Bursting in tears and now she runs into the street
We go onto the patio we try to be discreet
But brother falls on to the floor right on top of my toes
I say if you don't stop I'm gonna punch you in the nose

Chorus

Neighbors Are Having A Fight

I hate you, you hate me, cause we are best frenemies

Let's be each other's besties 
Let's get the same tattoo
Give passive-aggressive insults like all the besties do

Cut each other in the bathroom
So our blood becomes one
And then we're bound together though we hate each other's guts


Cause we're frenemies 
We thrive on jealousy torture each other mentally 
Join the club 
Join the club

Tell me your deepest secrets
and I'll think it's really cool
But I'll say it wasn't me when they circulate at school

Can I borrow your shoes?
Can I borrow your sweater ?
Can I borrow your mom cause I think she loves me better!

Cause we're frenemies 
We thrive on jealousy torture each other mentally 
Join the club 
Join the club

Oh my god, Roxanne! 
Did you see Melanie today? 
She looks so stupid in that dress.
Oh hi, Melanie! 
Nice dress! 
Did you get it at Walmart?
Don't you hate the bitch Roxanne


Team up on the fat girl 
Frenemies 
Tell the boys they're assholes
Frenemies
Make out behind the bleachers
Frenemies
Torturing our teachers
Frenemies
TP our neighbor's houses
Frenemies
Ruin each other's blouses 
Frenemies
Make each other defenseless
Frenemies
Beat each senseless 
Frenemies 

Frenemies 4x
Song and lyrics by the CheeseBergens

Anjelica Bergen: guitar and vocals
Jesse Bergen: guitar and vocals
Marissa Bergen: bass and vocals
Ides Bergen: drums

Artwork by Anjelica Bergen
Mixed and Mastered by Robert Lowndes

Frenemies

I make daily affirmations on my Facebook page
But I'm not crazy, you know I'm not crazy
It's just state of mind that dictates my age
But I'm not crazy, you know I'm not crazy

I can do anything that I put my mind too
Emerge from my cave and I'm starting anew
And the funny thing is I believe that it's true.

I have what it takes to overcome my fears
But I'm not crazy, you know I'm not crazy
I stand as an equal to all of my peers
But I'm not crazy, you know I'm not crazy

I'm at peace with myself and to that, I'll attest
Got this Prozac to keep me from feeling depressed
And I keep reminding myself of why I should be blessed


Bridge: I look in the mirror I'm catching my eye
Spreading positivity as I walk by 
But I'm so caught up in loving myself
I forgot to give a crap about nobody else 

I think of the reasons why I should be grateful
But I'm not crazy, you know I'm not crazy
Block from my mind any thoughts that are hateful
But I'm not crazy, you know I'm not crazy

I'm smart and I'm cute and ambitious and thin
And you know that's why I'm always wearing a grin
Now can somebody get me out of this loony bin

I’m not crazy, you know I’m not crazy….

All songs written by The CheeseBergens

Anjelica Bergen- guitar and vocals
Jesse Bergen- guitar and vocals
Marissa Bergen - bass and backing vocals
Ides Bergen- drums

Mixed and mastered by Robert Lowndes
Artwork by Anjelica Bergen

I'm Not Crazy

Social distancing
It suits me fine
I’m gonna stay home
All the time

Social distancing
It’s really okay
Cause I never liked you anyway

I’ll lay around at will
Let the government pay my bills
As long as I don’t get I’ll

Social distancing
It’s not too bad
As long as I don’t kill my dad

Social distancing
Its pretty cool
Cause I don’t have to see all you fools

I don’t have to go to shows
And say your band was good when it blows
Just too bad I can’t buy some rad new cloths

Sure there are some I miss
But when it comes to it
It’s an overall benefit
Cause most are idiots

Social distancing
My cup of tea
Cause I don’t really dig humanity

Social distancing
So free of drama
Save that and the corona for your mama

Cause when we all decide
That the pandemic died
I’m sure that most of us will stay inside

Social distancing….

Social Distancing

Jenny had a tattoo and I thought it was cool
So I went out and I got one too
Johnny got a lip ring I thought it looked great
So I got a lip ring just like my mate


We all get together and wear black and brood
And talk about how we're all misunderstood
And if you don't like our music tough
Cause there's no one quite as bad ass as us

But now, these posers, they will not do
The nerve to have tattoos too
I’m outraged and filled with hate
And depression, which is my favorite state

We all get together and wear black and brood
And talk about how we're all misunderstood
And if you don't like our music tough
Cause there's no one quite as bad ass as us


I come home and my mother is there
She says, "I did something, you'll never guess what dear"
I say, "Okay, mom, what did you do?"
She lifts her sleeve to reveal a brand new tattoo.

We all get together and wear black and brood
And talk about how we're all misunderstood
And if you don't like our music tough
Cause there's no one quite as bad ass as us

All songs written and performed by The CheeseBergens

Anjelica Bergen: guitar and vocals
Jesse Bergen: lead guitar and vocals
Marissa Bergen: bass and backing vocals
Ides Bergen: drums

Mixed and mastered by Robert Lowndes
Artwork by Anjelica Bergen

Nonconformist Conformist

Map and compass water bottle, 
Check check check and check
Bandages, tinder and whistle
Hanging from my neck

But despite the preparedness
Of my survival pack
I struggle to identify
Whether this discount rack

Is the same one that I've seen
Some three hours before
Or if I'll find the exit out 
From the department store

Chorus: I'm awol at the mall
Awol at the mall

I know I'm not to panic but
This sure is getting dreadful
I no longer see the trail I left
From my Wetzel's Pretzel

The salesgirl has directed me
But somehow I'm condemned
To end up turning up in the 
Perfume section again

Where some women keeps spraying me
With the Drakkar Noir
I look a confused housewife but 
I smell like a French whore

Chorus

Bridge: My water ration's running low
A most rueful subsistence 
When bright lights of Target I see
Shining in the distance

Solo

Intent am I to get to where
The far off lights are glowing
I focus in on them and look
Not quite where I am going

I topple a Christmas display
A very stressed salesman
And what seems to be the whole of the
Kardashian clan

And finally I reach the mall
Like a woman obsessed
And just miss a collision with
Santa's Funtime Express

Chorus

Shoppers give me funny looks
But I don't give a damn
I only hope my family
Remembers who I am

And on a mission that perhaps
Sweet freedom will be mine
I make a beeline out of there
At the first exit sign

But as the nighttime air gets cold
And the sun fades to dark
There's no way in hell that I'll
Remember where I parked

Chorus

All songs written and performed by The CheeseBergens

Anjelica Bergen: guitar and vocals
Jesse Bergen: lead guitar and vocals
Marissa Bergen: bass and backing vocals
Ides Bergen: drums

Mixed and mastered by Robert Lowndes
Artwork by Anjelica Bergen

A.W.O.L. @ The Mall

Stevie is living the family life
Two and half kids and on his second wife 
I'm sure he would rather get rock star respect 
By sleeping in vans with an amp in his neck

Last I heard Maggie's in a nursing home 
Escapes every night wishing she's on the road
Instead she's giving roomies their music lessons
So they can rock out when they're all convalescing

Another chance to get your kicks we're still younger than Stevie Nicks

I'm thinking of getting the band back together
Bust out the eyeliner and break in the leather
With debtors and fretters and money collectors 
Don't know but you but I got nothing better

Got no new ideas guess they're pretty cliche
But we can make good money any old way
As we strain all our joints and we struggle for breath
Singing the songs that make them sick to death

We'll swear that this will be our very final tour
We'll play our last song promise they'll be no more
Big fond farewells and may be shed a tear
Then we'll start planning to come back next year. 

Ozzy, Kiss and Motley Crue, we hopped on the bandwagon too

Chorus
I'm thinking of getting the band back together
Bust out the eyeliner and break in the leather
With debtors and fretters and money collectors 
 Don't know bout you but I got nothing better

Bridge
Bust a few stitches in those old stage outfits maybe a lot 
And strategically spike our hair so it covers up those bald spots

Chorus
I'm thinking of getting the band back together
Bust out the eyeliner and break in the leather
With debtors and fretters and money collectors 
 Don't know bout you but I got nothing better


We said it was our last goodbye who would have thought that pigs could fly

All songs written by The CheeseBergens

Anjelica Bergen: guitar and vocals
Jesse Bergen: guitar and vocals
Marissa Bergen: bass and backing vocals
Ides Bergen: drums

Artwork by Anjelica Bergen
Songs Mixed and Mastered by Robert Lowndes

Gettin' The Band Back Together

Well we knew he was bad news by the horns on his head
His birth certificate listed his eye color as red
When he was just a toddler they called him murderous
When they got him a puppy he called it Cerberous
And he swore that six six six was his address 
Boy death Boy death


When he got older his power just increased 
He said pledge of allegiance but it was to the beast
His only true friend was a sick electric twanger
The dark lord had a new name of Jesse Alexander
And with his metal music they were blessed
Boy Deth Boy Deth

He wasn't exactly like                          
The other kids at school
They brought PB & J
He brought a goats head stew

In the world of blackened thrash his legend grew great
Kids moshed at his concerts and said bro I relate
Was it a deal with the devil that brought wealth
Or was it that he really was Satan himself
It's likely he will never confess
Boy Deth, Boy Deth

All songs written by The CheeseBergens

Anjelica Bergen: guitar and vocals
Jesse Bergen: guitar and vocals
Marissa Bergen: bass and backing vocals
Ides Bergen: drums

Artwork by Anjelica Bergen
Songs Mixed and Mastered by Robert Lowndes

Boy Deth

Sven the gay viking did not like to fight
He didn’t play games that tested his might
He liked to hang out with the milkmaids and laugh
And stare at the fair viking boys as they passed

Sven the gay viking
Sven the gay viking
Sven the gay viking
He liked to hang out with the milkmaids and laugh

His mother would fret as he walked off to see
But admired his helmet worn so rakishly
Some men called their swords ballcrusher bone breaker
But Sven well he called his the big bootie shaker

Sven the gay viking
Sven the gay viking
Sven the gay viking
He liked to hang out with the milkmaids and laugh

Soon came that day when Sven had to be told
You have to go fight and be brave and be bold
But Sven told them shove it you all are plain evil
And then he walked off to join the Village People. 

Sven the gay viking
Sven the gay viking
Sven the gay viking
He liked to hang out with the milkmaids and laugh

Written by The CheeseBergens

Anjelica Bergen: guitar and vocals 
Jesse Bergen: guitar and vocals
Marissa Bergen: bas and background vocals
Ides Bergen: drums

Mixed and mastered by Robert Lowndes
Artwork by Anjelica Bergen

Sven The Gay Viking MASTER

Well he sounds just like Paul Stanley
With a frog stuck in his throat
But it helps he got the moves down 
And knows the words by rote
if you want to date a rock star
But just can’t be so blessed
Well I hope you can be happy
Settling for second best cause he’s a

He’s a cover band 
I gottta tell you he’s a cover band man
I wanna tell you he’s cover band man
Like Mick Jagger Carpetbagger less the swagger he’s a cover band man

Well he ain’t no Robert Plant
And he ain’t no Jimmy Page
But with a wig and make up
He holds his own on stage
He ain’t playing at the Forum
Or arenas out in Cali
But I hear he killed last night
In the San Fernando Valley  

He’s a cover band 
I gottta tell you he’s a cover band man
I wanna tell you he’s cover band man
Second rated Axl Roser just a poser he’s a cover band man

He’s like Elvis when he’s fat
Bite the heads off plastic bats
He can’t sing like Roth
But he’s got the splits down pat
He’s a bit of a bologna 
Like Tony macaroni
But if you close your eyes 
It’s like you’re listening to Iommi

Got hair just like Bon Jovi
Although it is a weave
Sings Oh Sherry like a Perry
But it’s more like Joe than Steve
Now maybe it’s for money 
Maybe it’s therapeutic
But I only hope his thoughts are more
Original than his music

He’s a cover band 
I gottta tell you he’s a cover band man
I wanna tell you he’s cover band man
He’s a real Vince Neil contender on a bender he’s a cover band man

Written by The CheeseBergens

Anjelica Bergen: guitar and vocals 
Jesse Bergen: guitar and vocals
Marissa Bergen: bas and background vocals
Ides Bergen: drums

Mixed and mastered by Robert Lowndes
Artwork by Anjelica Bergen

Cover Band Man MASTER

The pen is mightier than the sword 
Well I say bring it on
Cause when she's at a keyboard it's
Like an atomic bomb

Don't care if she hurts their feelings
Don't care if it's mean
Cause when it comes to email writing
Bow down to the queen

They were once buddies but 
Things are getting ugly
Sooner be dying then
Thinking of replying
Cause she is the queen of
Strongly worded emails
Look out now because she's hitting send

Teachers, parents, businesses
Close doors with 20 locks
It aint gonna save them from
What waits in their inbox

Their heart will plummet to the ground
They'll start to sweat and stress
When they see that message there
From her email address

Chorus

She's callin’ names and using words
I bet they never knew
And if you read between the lines
She's threatening to sue
And no one can be meaner and
Nobody can be ruder 
So you better watch your words or she'll 
Bust out on the computer

Written by The CheeseBergens

Anjelica Bergen: guitar and vocals
Jesse Bergen: guitar and vocals
Marissa Bergen: bass and backing vocals
Ides Bergen: drums

Mixed and mastered by Robert Lowndes
Artwork by Anjelica Bergen

Queen Of The Strongly Worded Emails

Our enemy attacks at dawn
Retaliation in the morn
The tough get going when it’s tough
But first I stop to lick my butt
And maybe take a nap The Punk Rock Cats

I scale it with my sharpened claws
Attack it with ferocious jaws
We face a formidable beast
But we have forts and Fancy Feast
We've got each other's back The Punk Rock Cats

Back at home base we plan our strategy 
The smell of our poop’s no match for our enemy

A portal to a world of sin
It beckons me but it won't win
A steel bastion of death and war
The humans call it the screen door
The death blow will come fast the Punk Rock Cats


Written by The CheeseBergens

Anjelica Bergen: guitar and vocals
Jesse Bergen: guitar and vocals
Marissa Bergen: bass and backing vocals
Ides Bergen: drums

Mixed and mastered by Robert Lowndes
Artwork by Anjelica Bergen

Punk Rock Cats

What happens when two would have been rock stars have a middle aged crisis? They decide to form a family band with their unwitting children. Enter The CheeseBergens comprised of Ides Bergen, father and drummer, Marissa Bergen, mother and bassist, Jesse Bergen, son and singer/lead guitarist and Anjelica Bergen, daughter and singer/guitarist. 
Mama and Papa Cheese have been honing their skills for years playing the L.A. club circuit in bands to varying success. The Cheese Kids have been busy building their own resumes in rock schools in the L.A. area. Now they come together with their own brand of rock n' roll with punk and metal influences.
The CheeseBergens are ready to take the world by storm...or maybe just provide a few laughs...but either way, it should be fun!

The CheeseBergens

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