Hello Officer Knight and any other officers that have decided to involve themselves with this investigation
I hope you received my last package...
My name is... well... my name isn't important
what IS important is my mission... my purpose.
Do you have a purpose officer?
A mission?
To protect and serve the innocent lives of Los Santos?
Well you're doing quite a good job wouldn't you say?
The PD has been so pre-occupied with putting money over lives.
Why am I still out here? How many innocent people need to be sacrificed? How much blood must taint my blade.
It's not like i'm hiding... I mean I literally stabbed that Hippie chick at her dispensary in broad daylight.
 Oh... I wonder if she made it...
But I digress...
I do wish you were here to witness this. 

Hey you called them right? Told them it was urgent? Another masked man weilding a deadly weapon
breaking into houses in vinewood?
Oh i'm sure they're on their way.

Alas let us begin. 
Before the mighty and ineffable prince of darkness, and in presence of all the dead demons of the pit,
I proclaim that satan-lucifer rules the earth and I ratify and renew my promise to recognize and honor him
in all things without reservation, desiring in return his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors
and the fullfillment of my desires.
Bless me your humble messenger and allow me to demonstrate through written record an instruction to pour the wages of hell
upon those believers and followers of satanic wisdom.
Hail Satan

ToKnight

Hey again, it's me.
I'm sure by the time you're listening to this, you've already figured that out.
How've you been officer? Busy I'm sure... same as me.
In fact.. the entire PD has been super busy these days huh?
Don't worry... I'm not watching you. 
It's just evident by the lack of interruptions I've had during my nightly Rituals.
At this rate, it shouldn't take long for all of these houses in the hills to find their way back on the market

Is crime rate really at an all-time high to where PD can't show up and help any of these poor souls?
If that's the case you should really do something about that. Do criminals not fear the police?
Are you sure you're reaaaalllly doing what needs to be done? Because i can tell you... people sure the fuck fear me.
You see officer... We've all got the power in our hands to kill, but most people are afraid to use it.
Lucifer dwells in us all and those who aren't afraid, control life itself. 
Have you ever killed anyone officer? Now I'm sure you've done your fair share of trigger pulling...no... that doesn't count.
Bullets are unpredictable... once it leaves your barrel you've lost all control and a vital hit is often way too quick a death.
I've always had the desire to inflict pain on others and With a blade... you control the pain... you control the agony. 
It's all up to you on how long your victim suffers.
Oh, How I love the terror in their eyes as they scream for mercy... as they beg for a quick death.

Sorry, I think I'm starting to ramble.
I'd like to introduce you to... I'm sorry, what was your name?
Ah forget it... the clock is ticking and the dark lord waits
Ah, give me your hand... This is... going to hurt.
Now don't blame me Blame the officers... they're letting this happen to you.
I'm but a messenger.. a servant for our father which art in hell... hallowed be thy name.

Let's see here.
This little piggy went to the market

this little piggy stayed home

This little piggy dialed 911

AND WOULDNT YOU KNOW IT, THEY DIDN'T COME

There there all done

Now you know officer that
Hey could you stop screaming
I'm trying to have a conversation here
Now you know
It was just a few fingers
Anyways officer.. okay you know what
I. Told. You. To. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Shut. Up.
Oh... well Shit

Desires

Hello hello Officers. This should be the package that helps get everyone on the same page. 
I have taken it upon myself to invite a few more officers into this investigation. 
There should be only 4 of you now... and if you went against my wishes and shared information with others...
Well then shame. on. you. You'll all be receiving the same packages from here on out. 3 will be props and 1 will be the real deal... with evidence to help your case
While I had originally intended on making this easy, even I enjoy my fair share of games.

So You 4 were handpicked for a reason and i'm sure you're wondering what that reason is
Well... The first officer was lucky... he actually showed up on scene the night I accidentally crossed paths with a Maddison Pratt
while breaking into houses in vinewood. As I hid nearby and saw her make a call... I decided i'd stick around and see who arrived.
The other 3 though. I involved you because I feel like we can relate on some level and to save this tape from becoming a novel...
You'll have to figure that part out yourself.

Now Boy oh boy do I have a treat for you today.
Do you hear that?
Exactly.. silence. For once I don't have someone whimpering behind me while i'm trying to record
Finally a victim with some fucking respect. A victim who doesn't immediately piss himself and break down into tears
Oh... he looks fucking pissed over there... just glaring at me
Here say hello

<<< Get that fucking recorder out of my face >>>

Oooh... this is going to be fun. I'm going to make an example out of you
Don't you want to know why i'm doing this? 
I was born with the devil in me. I can not help the fact that i'm a murderer no more than a poet can help the inspiration to sing.
I was born with the evil one standing as my sponsor beside the bed where I was ushered into the world and he has been with me since.

Hmm... I need a topic for this tape... What sounds good
<<< You've gotta be >>>
BEES! Yes! That's perfect!
Ahem. In my time of serving the dark lord I've come to realize that humans and bees have a lot in common
You see most bees and people both tend to sting to defend their nest.. and only attack when they're provoked  or feel threatened
Much like our guy here who actually attempted to fight back.
Most people you meet though are usually non-agressive, with the exception of Africanized honey bees
Now that's me... a dangerous stinging insect with an unusual behavior
Much more aggressive and willing to pursue an attack.
One of the most feared animals on the planet.

How was that, was that good?

<<< Go to hell>>>

Well now... that's the idea isn't it?! To serve the dark lord.
Are allergic to bees officer? Do you think my victim here is?
How unfortunate would it be to be taken out by a small poke
a deadly allergic reaction to a single sting.

I really should upgrade to video for these, but picture this officer
This man is standing on a chair... hands bound in front of him... rope hanging from the rafter.
but this guy is growing on me. So ya know what? I'm going to give him a chance to get free...
I'm going to give him my blade and if he can cut that rope before it strangles him into unconsciousness, I'll let him live.
Does that sound okay with you?

<<< Well then give me the damn knife >>>

Easy now.. i'm going to give it to you..
You'll just have to pull it... Out of your fucking neck!


Well look at that.. I guess he was allergic

Bees

I love to kill people. I love to watch them die. 
Cut em open with a knife and watch their faces go white.
All that blood. Such a euphoric feeling.
I should've been a doctor. The way I handle a blade... uhhh. 
Controling life itself. How amazing that could have been.

Ah well.. This is my path now. 
I still cut people open, i just don't get paid for it.
Here let me show you. Have you ever heard the heartbeat outside of the body?
I'm sure you'll love it. We'll start here at the belly and go up. Ready?

Oooh ohh yeah. there it is. Open the floodgates
Brace yourself. just going to reach in here.
aaaaaaah there it is. Hmmm theres something special about a heart... beating in your palm
you wanna feel it? Here let me just... ungh. 

Shush ssssh sshhh... listen to it.

Opened

<Starts with female praying>
What are you doing? Fucking stop that... you think god is going to save you? Your god has forsaken you... You chose incorrectly. You see, your god has decided that THIS is your path... but mine, my God will praise me for all these things I'm about to do you.

Why do you choose the more difficult path? Sinning... is easy. You know the temptation is too strong and sooner or later... you'll tire out and all that sin you've been running from all your life is going to catch up to you. 

Here... let me show you. Through the woods is the highway. The highway.. that's heaven. I want you to run... run to heaven. Now... these arrows, each one of these is a sin. A sin that may stop you from reaching those pearly gates. And Me... I'm your fucking devil. Hurling these sins toward you. It's my job to stop you reaching your god.. and to bring you to mine.

So here.. Hold this recorder for me. 
Run.

Heinous

Humane

Lex Talionis

<sigh>
Fuck... why can't people just do their god damn jobs. So here I am again... helping to answer the questions that everyone keeps asking me.
"Jasper, what are you gonna do now? What's next? Why did you escape prison if you really wanted the death penalty, it just doesn't make any sense"
<laughs>
Ohh.. I get it... You don't understand me... which is fine! You're not expected to. Youre not capable. 
People know what I want them to know. I've got everyone second guessing themselves... I've spent so much time manipulating people... fucking with people's minds... I am... beyond you're experience.

Alright... let's get started then shall we.


<Door Opens>

Oh.. Sorry to keep you waiting. I didn't realize  you were already awake.
Uhm... how've you been? Probably better... right?
Look i'm just going to come out and say it. 

<Opens switchblade>

You're going to die tonight. I'm going to plunge this blade into your chest... over and over and over. There's going to be so much blood... 
You want to know the best part?
Neither of us should be here... I should've been executed by now... but it appears that I've put too much faith into the DOJ.
Too much faith in people doing the fucking jobs they've signed on to do...
Or maybe... it's on me. Sure I could've stayed in prison... and took my chances with the trial.
Maybe I've been second guessing myself lately. You see... if you're wanting/ willing to die. You should probably make sure you have no reason to live.
That's something I've found myself struggling with lately. I was doing so well in the beginning... working alone. But I fucked up... made friends.. acquaintances... found love...
<laughs>
 Okay I'm just kidding about that last part.. oh fuck. couldn't keep a straight face.
But no.. seriously Even psychopaths have emotions. Then again... maybe not
because now I know what I need to do. I'm going to kill... everyone.
It's time to cut ties and strike down anyone who has been involved with my living through all of this. Starting with you, hm hm hm unfortunate.

Come.. on.. now. This would go.. alot.. faster... if you'd stop fighting.. me. 
Just fucking die... Feel the blood leaving your body. Soo much blood...
Shhhh... you're done. 
<laughs>
Oh... this will never get old.
Only question now is... who's next?

Cutting Ties

Nikki nikki nikki
Hmph... What a turn of  events right? Holy shit.
How did we end up here?
Actually it's not fair for me to ask  YOU that.. I know what exactly how we got here.
You were made your way onto my list... Whoops.
<<But you promised you'd never hurt me>> 
Oh... right.. Well you see once word got around, Thanks to Andi, that you were a target... and I started getting the phonecalls... and the messages... everyone checking in trying to make sure that you'd go unharmed.
It made me realise... you're more important than I thought. Putting you onto this cassette... immediately turns half of my friends and acquaintances into enemies. Effectively cutting ties with em all for a fraction of the work. I'm not even sure how far I'll make it down my list before someone finally takes me out, so I'm all for taking shortcuts to speed things along when I can.

Nikki, You remember how we met right? I mean, obviously, but can you explain it to anyone who ends up listening to this?
<<something something being hired for artwork on autobiography>>

Right! I hired you to help with my autobiography.
Welp... I thought that it'd be fun tooooo... work together again
I mean, we're both artists... in a sense. So let's create some art.
Now I've always been a sucker for some splatter art and it just so happens that there's a perfect wall behind you waiting to be used as a canvas.

Aaaand... you're the paint. So let's cover these walls in your blood shall we?

To get a feel for it... I think we should start with something easy.
Like this.

(Pulls handgun, Shoots leg) -Nikki Collapses-

Ouch sorry Nikki, best to take out the legs first so you don't try to run.
Hmm... look at that mist. Gunshot splatter is really... something special

(Shoots twice in shoulder area)
Shit... uhm... Those ones probably fucking hurt. 
Maybe that's enough of the bullets, damn I'd rather not have you dying on me before we've even begun.

Can you hand me that baseball bat over there?
You know what, Actually don't worry about it. I'll get it.

So just a quick-
(Baseball bat swing)
Hahah oh damn.. are you alright Nikki? Maybe I shouldn't have started with the head. Oof. Look at that velocity spatter though. Whatya thinking? A couple more swings? Maybe some cast-off?
(2 more hits)
Alright, Alright. Not bad. I think we've really got something going here. It just... works.

You know what it needs though
(Pulls blade)

It could really use some arterial spray. You think so? I mean you're probably more experience with painting than I am...
<<Nikki pleads against it>>
Ahhhh fine. How about I just... Plunge it here
(Stabs blade into gut)
Now.. either you can pull that out and speed things along. Or just remain perfectly still and wait for the medics to arrive.

(Jasper steps back)
Would you look at that. This looks... pretty good actually, I'm impressed. We should work together again sometime
Unfortunately though I need to head out before the cops arrive.
You hang in there alright?
I'm going to go give Officer Faily a ring.

Red Rivers

Ah, shit... Hope you're alright back there! I don't... drive very much these days...

Don't worry though, we're almost there.

Alright... Let's get this over with...

Well Hello Doctor Choi. Here we are... the end of the road i'm afraid.
Hmmm... How disappointing. So i'm going to be honest... this isn't going to be a quick one. It'd be too easy to kill you and be done with it... I want you to suffer... to feel your death approaching. Fear it. 

and It just so happens I am very good... at instilling fear into others.

Tell me doctor. Given your expertise.. how long, roughly, would you say it takes for someone to bleed out from their femoral artery?

Wonderful and how long for the average person to drown?

Now do you think... given the proper medical tools.. that you would be able to slow down an arterial bleed long enough for that individual to be rescued and transported to a proper medical facility?

Beautiful. I am... going to give you an opportunity... to decide.. hell, to live.
You see Choi, you saved my life once after I was gunned down on the beach... now it's time to save your own.

One quick cut to your inner thigh. With this med bag here of supplies... just keep yourself alive. Do everything you can to slow that bleeding down long enough for help to arrive.
Oh, Also I'm going to drive your car off that cliff there... so you'll need to work quick... before the trunk fills with water... and you drown. Or don't. Up to you.

<<Jasper, I can't swim>>

Don't worry about that I don't imagine you'll be doing much swimming Doctor...
Huhhh... Good luck.

Last Gasp

This is far enough
<throws to ground>
Let's get this bag off your head, shall we?

Deputy Price... So nice to finally meet you face. to face.
If you haven't already figured it out... I... am Jasper
and I brought you down here... to formally welcome you to the investigation.
I figured we should get to know each other a bit.. some 1 on 1 conversation away from the rest of the PD.
A chance to get discuss some things... you may not know about me.

You see I am beyond fed up with all of this... 
Everything I've done..
Everything I've gone through...
All the shit, I sifted through trying to hand pick the officers I'd need for this investigation... Only to be spat in the face.
Ignored... Unnoticed... Unkilled.

<Dispatch to 340, Welfare Check>

Ohhh boy... that's for you... Uhm... You won't be needing this.

So... I've been making my way through my list.. each victim being of greater importance than the last... and also greater risk.
I'm trying to figure out just how far I need to go... before the PD finally intervenes and ends me. Now the other 61 people the obviously gave no fucks about... But YOU Deputy Price... are one of their own.
Putting you on my list... immortalizing you on a cassette... might finally help to open their eyes and realize that I am not a problem... that's just going to go away.

Now... what's next. First Deputy price... I'm going to stab you. I know You've not been following my cassettes but you're about to find out real quick... that blades... they're my favorite.

<plunges in blade>

Hmngh. There we go... breathe breathe breathe breathe... Easy now...

<pulls blade>

Well that ones a bleeder isn't it. oof. It appears you may end up being... cut... from this investigation. Hahaha Thats good right? Oh shit.. Alright look... you don't have to say it... but I can tell by the look on your face exactly what  you're thinking. "Jasper, you kill me." Hmmhmmm

Listen to me deputy... If you make it out of here. I'm going to give you a second chance. You answered me incorrectly before... so allow me to help you.
Prison is not an option
Parsons is not an option
The only choice you have... to stop me... is gunning me down the next time we cross paths.

Well... you're radio is shot sooo... You better start screaming for help if you expect them to find you down here.
Go ahead..

Oh come on now Deputy Price.. surely you can do better than that... your life is at stake here.
Scream for them.

Ah for fucks sake... OFFICER DOWN. SOMEBODY HELP!

Oh.. oh fuck. Come on Deputy.. you don't get out of this that easily.
<Pulls Mina towards exit>
Shit... fuck. Hmm.. Aghhhh... 
<heavy panting>
<Chuckles> It appears they're going to have to dig you out of here deputy price... good luck.. until we meet again...

Right Price

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