This week we are reviewing 47 Meters Down: Uncaged. This film took a great premise and solid jump scares, but still bored me for half of the film. It definitely delivers on crunchy shark action, but if you want more than on-the-nose expositional dialogue and tissue paper thin character, maybe just rewatch Jaws.







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47 Meters Down: Uncaged can be found in theaters now. The full movie!



47 Meters Down: Uncaged Synopsis



47 Meters Down: Uncaged is the sequel to the 2017 film, 47 Meters Down. It is by the same director,  Johannes Roberts, but an all new cast of disposable teens.







The film is about four American teen girls in Mexico that go scuba diving into a secret submerged Mayan City inside underwater caves. The Mayan caves hold more than just the Mayan version of the terracotta warriors, it also contains deadly albino Great White Sharks! The sharks are blind, but that presents no problem for them, since their other senses are heightened, and these basic bitches keep screaming and clamoring about. With their air supply dwindling in the claustrophobic space, the girls and others get picked off one by one by the insatiable eating machines as they try to make their way out.





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Review of 47 Meters Down: Uncaged



This movie has a lot going for it. It has a great premise, plenty of quality jump scares, and delivers on the promise of brutal shark attacks. For me though, all of this is undercut by a boring, paint-by-numbers, super on-the-nose script. Much like The Meg, 47 Meters Down: Uncaged has a script that is obviously simplified so that it is easier to translate for international audiences. 



What the script doesn’t contain is a character that I care about, or any interesting dialogue. 



The strength of the film is the design of the sharks and the shark attack sequences. The action sequences are visceral and come fast and sudden.



Also, Quenton Tarantino would probably be a big fan of this movie since about 1/5 of it is devoted to close ups of women's feet kicking towards the camera.



In the end, I was cheering for the sharks to kill everyone, because at least that ending would make it interesting.

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