Well, howdy! It's time for more goshdurn Horseshit, ain't it? Well, rest yer boots pardner, sit a spell, and enjoy the ramblings of a crazy man! The final, sad chapter of the Rick Baker story, hipsters diving for cannon t-shirts and emerging not-so-victoriously, painting Chavant oil-based clays and seeing Dawn of the Dead in the theater…all here on the most amazing chunk of entertainment outside of the Presidential debates! Check it out or lose your favorite pair of jeans. Order me some Orange Chicken from Panda Express, too.

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Freelance Horseshit #52

Yo yo yo! It's been a wild couple of weeks, full of emotion, shock, hard work and humor. Join The Manatee once more as we discuss the passing of my friend, the great John Vulich; The weird guy who came to visit my apartment at 1:00 am when I worked at Distortions Unlimited; People who can't think of a single movie ever made at all in the history of cinema when asked what their favorites are; The shocking and horrific season premier of The Walking Dead and more, all on the most exquisite entertainment you have ever even dared to dream of, The Freelance Horseshit Audio Blog. 

WARNING: SPOILER ALERT! If you haven't yet witnessed the outrageous hideousness of the latest 'Walking Dead' episode, DON'T LISTEN! You have been warned!

Freelance Horseshit #53

Happy Halloween, kiddies! This spoooooky week: The mathematics of a Zombie Apocalypse; Corey Feldman---an epic failure (twice!); The mysterious girl on the bus from 1975; a company that provides the finest metallic paint around and  SO!  MUCH!  MORE! Join the Caramel Manatee for another round of unmitigated insanity, laffs and general nonsense. Oh, and a new Halloween jingle, too!!!

Freelance Horseshit #54

FREELANCE HORSESHIT by Jordu Schell is now on SoundCloud! Enjoy the exploits, pitfalls and hilariously weird situations you can find yourself in by being a freelance artist.

Freelance Horseshit "Caramel Manatee" design by vfxcreates.  Available for purchase at the "Buy a shirt!" link below.

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