My wife and I made up a list of Anime-related diseases in the style of Bob Ducca.

Torn FLCL

Neon Psoriasis Evangelion

Heart Attack on Titan

Cowboy Bebumps

Pokemono

Yu-Gi-Oh-C-D

Dragonballz

Princess Mononucleosis

From Up on Polyp Hill

Fistula of the North Star

Murmurs of the Heart

Your Name's Disease

Lupus the Third

Fullmetal Brokenfist

Pulled Hamtaro String

Tekkonkinreet Feet

Princess Tutu-berculosis

One Punch Mandible

Ingrown Narutoenail

Yu Yu Hacking Cough

The Big O-pen Sore

Ghost in the Shell-shock

Monster Rancher Fasciitis

Tales from Earthseasickness

Tension Muyo Headache

Full Metal Panic Attack

Space Dandruff

Voltronchitis

One Piece's Feces

Outlaw Starvation

Grave of the Fire-Thighs

Trigun Trigger Finger

Card Captor Sakuroiliac

Sailor Mooningitis

The Diminished Vision of Escaflowne

Rurouni Kenshin-Splints

Castle in the Skyarrhea

Spirited Away

Digimon Digits

My Neighbor Tartar Buildup

Vampire Hunter D-ficiency

Ponyobesity

Howl's Moving Asshole

A List of Anime-Related Diseases, as Inspired by Bob Ducca

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