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Kiwi & Lime (Prod. by Alucard Valentine)

Garbage (Prod. By Alucard Valentine)

Flowers (Prod. Alucard Valentine)

I know there's this conception that Kris Dreemurr is a non-binary character, since there's not a single part in the game where the other characters refer to Kris as either "she" or "her" or "hers", but I personally think Kris is a girl. There are some boys named Kristopher, but since Kris Dreemurr's first name is just "Kris", I feel like it's implied she is a girl. For those who wonder, I may have been comparing myself to a girl, but I'm not gay, just saying. There are some guys who might secretly be homosexual and have enough testosterone that if they at least take viagra and touch their cock for 5+ minutes they eventually get erect enough to penetrative sex with a girl, and have sex with girls because it's the norm, but are actually gay in the sense that they like guys more than girls. Being blunt, I'm going to get a bit graphic, but literally every time I've gotten a boner from thinking about someone I found attractive or masturbated to a pic of someone I found attractive, it was always a girl. Sometimes when I was 15 and I had difficulty processing the energy, in the middle of doing an assignment I would suddenly remember a memory I had of a certain girl's ass in jeans and I would just HAVE to get up and go to the bathroom to masturbate. I'm straight as f*ck honestly and ever since I was a young child I've wanted to be as kind/sensitive as I can to all girls I meet, and since I was 13 I've been able to notice if a girl looks hot between whatever butt/boobs/hair/facial features, so yeah, I just referenced Kris in the context of myself because I find her very interesting as a character, if that helps. I do think there's a lot of gay people who are very nice/funny I would feel fine being friends with someone gay but I just thought I would clear that up for anyone newly finding out of me. Here are the lyrics though:

(Chorus)
They're all out of touch yeah, they're some old geezers 
They do not stay loyal, they're some gross cheaters
Don't just post the whole thing, you should post teasers
Cross over dimensions like I'm Kris Dreemurr
[Kris Dreemurr]×6
Cross over dimensions like I'm Kris Dreemurr
(Verse 1)
Whether it's a Planetary attack or street level, Im'a make sure it's effective
If I have opposable thumbs, I'll go all out long as I'm not decrepit
You only do what you're capable of yeah you are so selective
You talk about wanting to fly over a missile, but won't send it
Cut out all the horseshit, say your true feelings
You're afraid to move, that's why you're skin’s peeling 
Bring the truth to focus, it'll leave them seething
They're big for britches, yeah I think they're reaching
They lay low they get another ID
They want to move in cold and darkness, like ice cream
You're proud of yourself, but your pride's weak
You said you went a few days without masturbating, I doubt it highly
If you go extinct, don't say I didn't warn you
You made women hate you when you could've made them adore you
Corniness your only forte, but you do not do what corn do
You had like twenty pairs of air Jordan's, but got more shoes
(Verse 2)
Crossover the Rubicon, you have to break barriers
They expect loyalty, but they cheat before they would've married her
I just saved the hottest girl, you should've seen how I carried her
They say others bark but don't bite, yet they're the ones acting like some terriers
Their attitude gets old and stale like dinosaurs
They should seek some guidance like Sycamore
They can't keep a girl for shit, they just buy a whore
I just want someone who at least accepts me, yet I adore
They just be war criminals they're just shameless
People jump off cliffs for no reason, while I just stay blessed 
His rizz is just a gimmick, now he's just gameless 
He croaks around like "ribbitt", I knew he was spineless

Kris Dreemurr (Produced by Alucard DeMun Valentine)

Lyrics: (Chorus)
Celestial bodies don't compare to the sight you provide 
Whoever took you for granted, their fate entails that they die
Dark magic is not enough to make me not want to make you mine
If you ever feel out of place I'll ensure you'll get enshrined 
(Verse 1)
You are tender no chicken
With you I'll usually listen
Perfection is what I see in her
But does that really be in her?
Now I have to play my cards right
I have to eat well, but not get too lard thighs
They’re all out of sorts, they start fights
I will always love you, as long as the stars are bright
I’m no Gutenberg, but I’m getting them pressed, no printing
They were underhanded and vague at what they’re hinting
He only thought of flowering his plant as it’s wilting
He does the stupidest shit, yet it’s others who he’s ripping
I don't even need pickles, them haters salty enough
When asked about their range of abilities, they just bluff
I do like pickles though, they heal my taste buds
I was out of commission, then I had to wake up
(Verse 2)
Two women with jet black hair and huge knockers like Katy Perry sit on each side of me
He turned his back on me when the world wouldn’t, and I couldn't fathom it for the life of me


Fate (Prod. Alucard DeMun Valentine)

The anime character is Gray Fullbuster from "Fairytail"

Roll one (Produced by Alucard Valentine)

Advocacy (Produced by Alucard Valentine)

The character is "Wall Eehto" from "Fairytail".
Lyrics: 
(Chorus)
Bust a cap in his ass then I leave, these haters mentally handicapped they killing with no steeze
They gon' try to attack on the scene 
I swear they pushin' their luck, ultimately they'll get creamed
Kicking it, with a Panamanian girl
She grind on me in public, soon as she get the urge 
Like the terminator, I have returned 
Scorch a fool like a power surge
(Verse)
You see your desires going up in flames
That’s cause your mind is in a drought you never let it rain
You want to heighten your skills, but never train
You heard your mentor’s information, but you never had it ingrained
You complain you get no ass, but keep getting yours handed to you
You have a nac to embarrass yourself, gotta hand it to you
You’re the one who played yourself bro, nobody planned to use you
Lot of karma in the forecast for you, with a chance of voodoo
Whether it’s a flat nose or a round nose
You’ll fall face-forward on the dirt with a brown nose
Your bongs were stolen from you, are you sad without those?
Well you can keep on whimpering, while I fuck some down hoes
They moan in ecstacy while I put my 8 inch cock in them
You could’ve had a kid with someone else, but you’re inbred
Your pictures are doctored, you're not as strong as though depicted
You claim to know what you’re doing, your schemes have no rhyme or rhythm 

Recorded: October 2025



Bust a cap (Produced by Alucard Valentine)

Recorded: October 2025

The character in the picture is "wall eehto" from "fairytail"

Make them real (Produced by Alucard DeMun Valentine)

Not being fooled (Recorded December 2020)

Dormant (Produced By Alucard DeMun Valentine) Recorded November 2019

Ocean current (Produced by Alucard DeMun Valentine) Recorded May 2019

The character is Gray Fullbuster from "Fairytail"

Wannabe (Produced by Alucard DeMun Valentine)

This was when I was younger and hadn't actually developed a flow of my own yet, but I was trying to make the flow like dababy incase anyone wondered. Kind of obvious because I start with "ha" but yeah haha. I don't want to copy others anymore but I actually had ADHD when I was younger and wasn't fully able to coordinate talking properly with using my deepest voice like I can now, and I was still trying to find my voice, but if anyone wonders why I sounded so f*cked up, I was trying to imitate Desiigner, and the "hey, hey" part in the beginning was inspired by jay critch (I actually love critch and think he has an excellent sense of rhythm, but I don't want to copy people anymore)

Signal (Produced by Alucard DeMun Valentine) Recorded January 2020

Vocal mixing: Done by Don Salazar (Union Studios, White Plains NY)

Detonate (Produced by Alucard DeMun Valentine) Recorded November 2019

John Travolta (Produced by Alucard DeMun Valentine) Recorded August 2020

Sheets (Produced by Alucard DeMun Valentine)

The character in the image is "Wall Eehto" from "fairytail"

Pink lemonade (Produced by Alucard DeMun Valentine)

The character is "Rip Van Winkle" from "Hellsing Ultimate"

Hentai manga (Recorded December 10th-11th 2025)

Tbh, I actually made the instrumental in the first week of June 2022, and I typed the first line of the lyrics in my google docs the same week, then, I only completed the lyrics 3.5 years later and the same week got around to fully recording the lyrics. I think I cried later that day, honestly

Alucard DeMun Valentine

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