LYRICS

D.B. Cooper:
I’ve got a verse here, so for my opening
I request a cigarette, as I’m about to smoke this kid
You’ve got windows making your crew all head to depression
I’ve got Bond-style escape plans; 00-727
D.B. Cooper, I drop bombs a plenty 
against T.V. bloopers, average emcees
This washup would fit with the rest of my bundles of dollars
Know that I go for the throat, remind you of your father?

Dead Bart:
Were you trying to impress me? You should know I’m good at breakthroughs
I’m jumpin’ on this beat like it was your escape route
This dude couldn’t even see the better choice for a main ‘chute
So I’ll be eating up this track like “what’s the deal with airplane food?”
I left Matt Groening crying when he read up on my story
You left the plane when the flight got a little too boring
And I thought I was the sitcom, but when I look at this loser
He looks less like Dan and more like Sheldon Cooper
Facin’ off with Dead Bart, now your heartbeat might stop
This sketch’s sketchy headshot went up for a high cost
But your body’s most likely outlined with white chalk
Now FOX’s best son’s stealing Zodiac Earhart’s time slot
You hit the runway and still, no one knows what your name is
I hit the runway and my face instantly became famous
Even with a rainstorm, I still got colder bars in this fight
So take your leave and take a leap into the dark of the night

D.B. Cooper:
I thought the Simpsons’ could drop bars, but it’s clear you can’t battle me
When your rapping’s more barebones than your family
And you wrote down all the tropes you decided to ride on
Then turned the creepypasta genre to the Squidward Suicide Squad
Keep this bank noted as I’m crushing this duel
Even my blank motive has more substance than you
Leave the tank loaded and get the show on the road
And when I’m flowing, know that I’m holding a grudge in this feud
The Nightmare at 20,000 Feet, towering over your treehouse
Thinking this D.B. beef is gonna leave me beat? How?
I’m hijacking this win, as you’re left shaking and crying 
Leaving you like my legacy - radio silent

Dead Bart:
Traveling on Northwest, yet your plan still went south
Go eat my shorts, man, open the stairwell and step out
And make like your exit and drop this fight
Chalk your loss up as another prediction we’ve gotten right

CREDITS 

Swizkii as D.B. Cooper
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs4l43CoLWyUMdaWq9S_SKA
Shimario as Dead Bart
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsFyrvAhPhiEvJ1yL_Ux8MQ

Written by Rabi
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal
Beat by Insanebeatz
Dead Bart art by 01Tyler10
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrIDPJLlnUFILYuS72fIc1g
Thumbnail by Rabi

D.B. Cooper vs. Dead Bart - Rap Battle

original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4vnAwfcD44
No more deals BY Benlab Diablo
Cofronting Yourself BY Saster

FNF No More Deals X Confronting Yourself Mashup

Dilemma but it's the full order (Hazy River FNF); cred to The Roblox Dissapointment on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u9e1fy6oXs

Dilemma but it's the full order (Hazy River FNF)

FNF Funkin' Delivery OST: Something Special

Leo Barqui as Billy the Kid (Audio)
TaigaTonic as Billy the Kid (Video)

TaigaTonic as Ponyboy Curtis 

Written by: TaigaTonic, Dilly!, and Swoldow
Mixed by: Sir Rap Battles
Beat by 2Deep
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Special Thanks: Dilly!, Shimario, and RaccoonBroVA

Billy the Kid:
Take two steps in the west and you’re already dead, kid.
'Cuz what’s a lowly novel to a criminal legend?
I whip out my pistol and kill corrupt cops in seconds
I'm a symbol of justice, but what are you representing?

Made by a student in high school who saw my life, got a lightbulb
And said “I’m gonna write!”, stole off this icon of time so
Wanna start a fight? Show me how strong’s your strike, go
And best grab that knife fo’ ya reach the end of the line Pone

You can't protect yourself from danger, or your friends for that matter
While if someone kills my men then I shoot that bastard after
Do the Soc’s job but my flow’s don't compare to what that ass pulled
That left Johnny seeing red like he was Bob-ing for apples

You put a saddle on your crew, and now without them Pony’s worthless
Carried by so many Peewees, they should call ya Cowboy Curtis
Pop a cap in you, kill 22, then finish your gang afterwards
So rap your verse, or you’ll end up like your parents, crashed and burned.

Ponyboy Curtis:
Gambling with a Greaser? Man you gotta be kidding me
This ain't Blackjack, makin' it to 21 ain't a winning streak
Tried to say you made it big, but homeboy you ain't thinkin' straight
I ain't the one who barely made it to the legal drinking age

Cut the alias, Bonney, you barked up the wrong tree
Life went full circle to your first heist: dirty laundry
Yeah, you made a reputation, but must've been pretty embarrassed
When you pulled a Bob Marley and fuckin' shot the nearest sheriff

And “legend”’s simply too true, you only dropped like eight people
Then folded back into hiding till pop went your weasel
Look, you're history, I'll be the first to let the camera shutter
Cause ‘least my drives with TB didn't end up killing my mother

And I don't know what exactly gets you respect in your county
Cause I think robbing and murder was only ranking up your bounty
But I understand you got yourself an image to defend
So you went home to your lover to get fucked by a friend

Billy the Kid:
Why don't you zip your lips and holster it, I’m sick of your shit talk
Might as well be Lincoln County, cause I'm the king of quick draws
Can't even beat your demons, so when against my gun
You're Gone With The Wind, like everything else you’ll run from

Thinking Pony’s really golden? Then I’ll tell you what’s up
He’s just an English assignment to be forgotten next month 
I made Death Row my bitch, escaped for months and stayed in hiding
While you couldn’t escape a damn church and keep Johnny from dying 

Ponyboy Curtis:
While I fought the Soc to keep Johnny's spirit alive
You were trying to fight to save your bro and yet you still let him die
So don't talk to me about not having the balls here to fight
Cause when I go for the throat, it's a prick ‘gainst a knife

My aim’s to Stay Golden, but ones aim was your burden
Cause only one thing was certain, Tunstall getting murdered
So this time I’ll be smoking you cause William, this show is done
It's set in stone The Kid’s only known for not growing up

Billy the Kid vs Ponyboy Curtis (The Outsiders) - Rap Battle! (Ft. Leo Barqui)

Puss in Boots

Fear me if you dare I’m Puss in Boots! 

I'm a versatile cat, you're a loosey goose!

I'm a living legend, I faced down death!

You're a fat house pet, who puts John in debt.


If you've come for a bounty, you won’t leave alive 

Like your ratings when movie reviews took a dive

I see no need to continue, let me drink my leche

Antes de que me convierta en tu muerte


Garfield 

Zzzzzz(snoring) oh is it my turn to rap?

Against a cat, who doesn’t even have the claws to scratch(Puss in Boots-Prrrrr)

Your a Has-been legend time to hang up those boots 

You got 9 lives? More like 9 bad reboots


You got ditched like your marriage when you got softpaws

Then scratched up an ogre ordered by his father in law

You scrambled your friendships now, who's the bad egg?

Now If you think I’m all ears than I’m straight up death 


Puss in Boots

Me sorprende que tu hambre de victoria es poca 

La historia del gato con diabetes contra el gato con botas 

Yo soy peligroso, tus ataques no me dañan , 

me robé el escenario, tu te atragantas con lasaña 


Garfield

Zzzzz OH! We’re still going?

Let me switch my flow just how switched with a donkey

Joined three diablos that was a no no

And this why…..why um zzzzzzzzz (Puss in boots

!Ay, Díos mío!)

https://youtu.be/GXZBEKUHQiI?si=faUz8EWxXcLaKwSf


Puss in Boots-Cyancoat

Garfield-Thanosquack

Writing-Aj,We think

Mixing-Jort

Demo-Captain Jorge

Beat-Andrey Rossi



Puss In Boots vs. Garfield- Quick Rap Battles (Ft.CyanCoat, ThanosQuack)

yea yea it's just a remix wtv

og battle by Fightmarker 

deadpool vs peter griffin but the acapella and Instrumental is put together

all crimes are legal if you aren't technically human

DumbShlop as West of Loathing
mintoreos as Turnip Boy

Written by mintoreos
Beat by Tantu Beats
Mixed by Danii
Cover by TomPuffs

[Verse 1: West of Loathing]
Lemme fire off a warning shot before I swap from western to hip-hop and spit hot *spits into spittoon*
Won’t need to wait two weeks to make this kid rot
Don’t fight an ace high like me when I’m pissed off (yes sir)
Of course you make yer town of produce frustuated (damn right)
All you can say is three points of punctuation
You may have hanged with some onion satan, but this felon sadist will expire on the pavement

I’m outta patience! *spits* Go run more errands
This herb appears just as outdated as his references
Here's a quick lesson if ya wanna keep yer residence, rippin’ up yer mail doesn’t uncorrupt the government
Don’t talk to me how you’re oh so unique just lookin’ to be another pixel art indie
Yer bit off those games and spit em back at the industry, makes sense ya exist thanks to a meme of yoshi

*spits* Kid, yer Reddit humor ain’t subtle.
How’s yer dialogue harder to sit through than yer puzzles?
And what’s with yer morals, they’re honestly horrible! 
Out killin’ kids but paying taxes is where ya struggle? *spits*
It’s not solely the forest beasts exposed to radiation *spits* 
Reviews must be too if they gave you any admiration
Always escaping *spits* the burdens he’s taken *spits*
Brings a whole new meaning *spits* to tax evasion


Hello? Are…..are yer going to say anything feller?
See, I knew- I knew you were going to pull this shit. 
I get yer a silent protagonist but c’mon man you gotta at least say something!

OH LORD ALL MIGHTY, okay that scared me, hooo

[Verse 2: Turnip Boy] 
I thought the IRS might be at my home’s doorstep but all I see here is this monochrome snore-fest
Dogging my aesthetic while looking like a joke sketch, both your art style and personality got no depth
The wild wild west just decides to fight the best against a line and vile mess it ain’t even a contest
Rushing DLC so devotees get any sort of content, but my assumed greed is what you want to condemn?

Alright then, we just met but let’s skip the pleasantries
I’ll certainly be wrecking the enemy of equity
Cus it seems to me that playing fake sheriff is your legacy
I mean jeez even your own gun’s a better deputy
Why ya facing me? You’re too drunk to battle in the first place. How’d you flop this back and forth when your game’s turn based?
You began in Boring Springs but you look more mundane. I'd say I take names but you’re already un….named!

Think you’re tough, my guy you're a pansy. Like bitch, how does a cowboy get defeated by an anti-virus? (Dumbass!)
The way your party fights shit is priceless
Haven’t seen things be worse together since that human-cactus hybrid
This beer chugging, cow punching, cheap drawing, blows at rap
And don’t try to hide those facts under one of your bowler hats
This town ain’t big enough, so get out before I smoke your ass!
and pull the gat on some sort of rip-off Henry Stickmen tra-aughhh fuck

[Verse 3: West of Loathing & Turnip Boy]
There’s another warning shot, and- oh wait, I think I hit him in the gut!
Hey, you good bud? WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME?! 
I guess this booze is makin’ me a tad woozy
You were holding a gun while downing some whisky? That’s almost as reckless as you running from your family
Are yer seriously dissin’ me while you’re bleedin’ to death? I mean as a vegetable aren’t yer meant to stay fresh?

Please just get an ambulance, quick! Feller, all we got is horse and carriage. Shit!
Look kiddo *spits* How many times do you need to spit!? Yer can either die here or yer can stop being a massive bitc-
Alright alright I get it, now don’t let me bleed out. Only if ya swear to pay the bills on yer greenhouse
I’ll never give a cent to the regime OUCH Then it’s time for me *spits* to put this freak down

West of Loathing vs Turnip Boy - Mint Rap Battles (ft. DumbShlop)

egomanic as Packgod (Audio)
Kleme as Packgod (Video)

jordyjort as Ghostface (Audio)
box as Ghostface (Video)

Stasious as Person Who Warns Packgod
Written by fuchsia & ACE

Additional Writing Help by box & TomPuffs
Produced by fuchsia

Mixed & Mastered by fuchsia
Cover Art by WHOZPHANTOM 
 
Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1109l8Z09x0820cWpH3hjUtBCAwPIoEBsq7wI2Tc2zu0/edit?usp=drivesdk

PACKGOD vs Ghostface - Rap Battle! (ft. egomanic & Ghostface)

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b_troFbedLws63sreHMapaHb8jpkROt_6FofUAy3JZo/edit?usp=sharing

Credits:
Bug as Gumball Watterson
WhozPhantom as Darwin (The Grieving)
Vladimyr P. as Mordecai (I Can Fix This)
Jort as Rigby (Never, Never)
SkeepTieel as Max_0004
Tornadofajita as Ruby_0004
Light_IWNL as Mr. Bunny (Cameo)
Brodecai & Vladimyr P. as The Announcers

Written by: Vladimyr, Trakked, Brodecai, Stark Media, & [REDACTED]
Beats Produced by: Tristan on The Track

The Amazing World of Gumball: The Grieving vs Regular Show Lost Episodes. Sinister Rap Battles

Binky Barnes • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

I think I’ll be the one to tell you what my problem is
I’ve been watching over you, Wally, and I’ve seen all of it
I came for one thing, try to stop to me, your life is gone
Bust up in your crib and beat those rosy cheeks like Arthur’s mom

I’ll squash the bugs who made this restoration project
Cus there’s no point of trying when your acting like an object
You sit in silence, keeping eyes on people each day
But I’ve heard your Christmas specials, so let’s just keep it that way

But awful singing will not keep me at bay, you best be ready
That Mr. Rogers facade ain’t keeping anyone steady
Bugs on your websites and flies in your wallet, give up already 
Cus you’ve been struggling to come up on any paper like Eddie (…Dayum)

I wouldn’t go band for band, don’t even start it 
PBS has been raking in the green like Frank’s garden
So stay as puppet, inane and your nothing, you’ll crumble
The words on your page won’t be the only thing that’s left jumbled…

Wally Darling • Verse 1: (16 Bars)

What a wonderful kind of day for a battle rap
See, I’m a dog person, I think I can handle that
But protecting this neighborhood from you won’t be hard for me
I’ve been known to throw straight jokes like I was Barnaby!

Ha, ha, ha! But I get it though
Sometimes you just have to do things in order to get your goal
You think you can end your foes, but in every episode 
It doesn’t look like it’s filling the void in your empty soul (Ha, ha, ha!)

You speak of money but I don’t see any coming out
PBS was bumping until the orange man shut it down
Welcome Home’s funding’s gotten a lot from me
All I do is talk in green, I’m pretty fluent in floriography 

Binky bit off more than he can chew, like the talent show
Luke already clocked you for it, make sure that your mouth is closed
And the library too? I’ll shut you down like it’s the guest book
And watch you go up in flames, like my cigarettes would

Binky Barnes • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

You should’ve just went home, It’s clear that my victory here has been set in stone
Stop pushing my buttons or I’ll rip yours out like your eyes or the ones on your telephone
Communicated through spirals and eyes (uh-huh), then W had went and iso’d your site (uh-huh)
It’s ironic that Wally was left in the dark, you could say that the blind lead the blind!

I’ll leave you on read, like a calling cast, cus I don’t have a use for you, no longer
You dummy muppets can’t run, I’m taking your browser with me, I’m a Cookie Monster!
I’ve no time for sheep, this vessel? I will ignore that
But to get home…I had to step on the doormat…

Wally Darling • Verse 2: (8 Bars)

*creeeeeak* you’re right, I do find it silly
That he sucks at everything so much, his parents even named him Binky-
*BANG BANG BANG* I know, stop with your pleas
What can I say? The apple doesn’t fall far from his tree…

You started as a joke, and you kept going down
And I thought we were the ones who were made by a clown
Binky’s lost this, and now he’s getting dropped dead just like his show
I’m on top, you’re on the bottom, as above, so below

Welcome Home vs. You’ve Gotta be Kidding! • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

enjoy your stay :)

•PFP BY TOMPUFFS
https://on.soundcloud.com/FZ41W

•BANNER BY CIDISSWO 
https://on.soundcloud.com/ZkBK5

deadpool vs peter griffin but the acapella and Instrumental is put together

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