Mac and Garrett tackle the age old question in today’s episode: should the NBA realign the conferences? Your hosts decide to make 4 cardinal direction conferences and assign all 30 NBA teams to these new conferences.

PBP #11: NBA Conference Realignment

Here's a diss track written by superfan Stanley Round that absolutely dismantles AYN2K and all it stands for. If you hate AYN2K, you'll love this song.

Stan(ley)- Stan by Eminem Parody

Quinn and DJ dive into the wonderfully crafted Netflix Series Ozark, discuss whether Wendy Byrde or Skylar White is more hated, and talk about the finale of the show that happened a year ago.

Episode 256: Ozark (Netflix Series)

Isaac speaks to Quinn and Thad about the Backyard Golf Association, and Quinn talks with last year’s Backyard Golf champion and the courses superintendent ahead of this year’s 10th annual BGA Championship.

Episode 321: 10 Years Of The BGA

What's up with all of the songs sexualizing Santa? How about we give Mrs. Claus a shot for once? That's the idea behind this parody of Jack Harlow's "Hello Miss Johnson" titled "Hello Mrs. Clause."

Hello Mrs. Claus ("Hello Miss Johnson" Parody)

Quinn, Isaac and DJ celebrate AYN2K reaching the 350th episode with celebration, reflection, bad parody ideas, an All You Need To Know gameshow, and a visit from the Department of AYN2K Efficiency.

Episode 350: The 350th Episode Spectacular

Quinn and Isaac can’t believe it took AYN2K this long to do a power ranking of the best places to crack open a BREWSKI.

Episode 357: Top 10 Places To Drink A Beer

Episode 360: When Things Come Full Circle

Quinn and Isaac both craft their own list of artists that can only be described as underrated.

Episode 367: Artists That Deserve More Recognition

| Episode 369: Top 100 Golf Courses In Kentucky (100 through 70) | Two-time BGA Champion John Buchanan made a list of the Top 100 courses in KY, and he and Quinn work through the worst of the worst of the rankings.

Episode 369: Top 100 Golf Courses In Kentucky (70 through 100)

Quinn Eaton and John Buchanan continue ranking the “middle of the pack” courses in Kentucky and talk Kenny Perry conspiracy theories and postal codes in the Bluegrass state.

Episode 370: Top 100 Golf Courses In Kentucky (69 through 31)

Quinn Eaton and John Buchanan FINALLY get to the Top 30 golf courses in the Bluegrass State. Interesting tips, discussions about second and third cuts of grass, and great golf courses are all over this episode.

Episode 371: Top 100 Golf Courses In Kentucky (30 through 1)

Quinn and Matt discuss the busy summer of blockbuster movies, give their personal reviews, and talk about future films on their radar.

Episode 372: Mission Impossible, F1, Jurassic World, Superman, Fantastic Four, Happy Gilmore 2, & The Naked Gun

Quinn and Isaac discuss the disastrous Ice Cube movie, the FDA warning people not to eat Walmart Shrimp, and the conspiracy theory that the Rams QB is a clone.

Episode 374: War Of The Worlds, Radioactive Walmart Shrimp & Is QB Matthew Stafford Dead?

Quinn Eaton and Matt Fitzgerald once again break down and make predictions for the upcoming NFL season.

Episode 376: AYN2K’s Ultimate 2025-26 NFL Season Preview

Quinn and Isaac discuss the comforting noise that some people need and some people don’t, the other types of noises associated with colors, and ask if white noise is a generational thing.

Episode 378: White Noise

Quinn and Isaac FINALLY discuss the places where you are most likely to spend the most boring of your living moments… and trash talk James Cameron.

Episode 379: Places Where You Spend The Boring Moments Of Your Life

Quinn and Isaac dive into the spooky holiday and give their takes – hot and cold – on Halloween and Halloween-related activities.

Episode 380: Is Halloween Overrated Or Underrated?

Quinn and Isaac break down all the times in life where “faking it until you make it” are good and bad, and discuss the 2002 film “Catch Me If You Can” ad nauseam.

Episode 381: Fake It Till You Make It

Quinn and Isaac… it’s not what you think. Just listen to the episode.

Episode 382: Ball Girth

Quinn and Isaac get to the bottom of this question… are they the same? Different? Does it matter what time of day it is? 

Episode 383: What’s the Difference Between a Sun Roof & a Moon Roof?

Quinn and Isaac discuss those pesky letter and number combos that you always need, and when the whole two factor authentication thing gets out of hand.

Episode 384: Passwords

Quinn and Isaac pack all three of these tantalizing topics, and believe it or not, tie them all together at the end.

Episode 385: 50 Year Mortgages, Vince Guaraldi & The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Quinn and Isaac get collectively upset about the recent trend of Hollywood just remaking cartoons and animated films, sometimes not even 10 years removed from the original release.

Episode 386: Live Action Remakes

Quinn and Isaac help you out by providing Thanksgiving talking points for those dreaded Turkey Day lulls in conversation.

Episode 387: Thanksgiving Table Conversation Starters

Quinn and Isaac rant about things being released on and around the holidays, and how it inevitably leads to spoilers.

Episode 388: Stop Releasing Entertainment Products & Broadcasting Live Sports On Thanksgiving/Christmas

Quinn and Isaac discuss how Christmas shopping has slowly become soulless.

Episode 389: Holiday Shopping Has Lost Its Luster

For the last episode of the year, Quinn and Isaac talk about missing the boat, and discuss things that they’ve missed the boat on.

Episode 390: Missed The Boat

South Korea, Mickey Mouse, Lebron James, NFL football, Zucchini, and Trump gives his take on Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers. Listen now! Or don't, it's really up to you.

Episode 1: Lebron and Zucchini

"This Is A Country Song" is a parody of "That's My Kind of Night," and it highlights typical country music, while also being a pretty decent song! Listen now!

This Is A Country Song (That's My Kind Of Night Parody)

In this beautifully executed episode of AYN2K, the guys get a little off track, but still touch on the focal points of coffee and its namesake: the coffee table! Listen now!

Episode 63: Coffee And Coffee Tables

Possibly the freshest AYN2K single to hit the web! DJ, Quinn, and Blake Sandlin lay down some bars about the Grocery Store! Listen now!

Grocery Store (Old Town Road Parody) ft. Blake Sandlin

Quinn and DJ were supposed to talk about the mystery of belly buttons, and they do at one point! However, an incoming email with weird questions from a former employee throws them off track! Listen now!

Episode 123: The 123rd Episode

Can you believe it? Quinn and DJ rant about rain, the post office, paying bills, how people suck, Meryl Streep, and autocorrect. Please listen. We’re begging you.

Episode 124: Quinn And DJ Rant About Stuff Vol. 2

Have you ever wondered what Whats Poppin would sound like from the point of view of a Dad? Look no further! Here it is.

Whats Poppin (If Your Dad Sang It)

A show where you hear about everything, and learn about nothing. New fresh topic covered every Wednesday! Hosted by Quinn Eaton and DJ Pigg.

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