The Divas are finally back and they're delving in to the latest set. Kirsty discovers what not to do with Duplo, Cayce finally understands Organised Play, and we discover the best euphemisms in all the Realms.

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Episode 30: Adventures in the Forgotten Podcast

The Divas discuss all the latest sets on the Horizon for Magic. Cayce gets angry about the WotC website, Kirsty discloses which family member you should never play Cluedo with, and we conjure up a Core Set that should NEVER be printed.

Episode 31: The Gunslingers of Farthing Wood

In this inagural episode (a word that Kirsty cannot pronounce), our heroes tackle War of the Spark limited, pontificate on marked cards, and discuss Kirsty's video appearance after MF London. Also: enjoy a rant about peeing, discover which is objectively the nicest foil in War of the Spark, and find out how Cayce once nearly ruined top eight coverage of a GP.

Episode One: Enter the Divas

In a special mini episode while the Divas try to fix their audio issues(spoiler alert: they do), Kirsty quizzes Cayce on Rosewatta Stone cards. Plus: ponder the genealogy of coconuts, find out who Ricky Mandy is, and Cayce manages to get through 99.8% of an episode without swearing.

Episode One Point Five: The Beans Team

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, the Divas have opinions on the last couple of days. Buckle up as the MPL, diversity, and the state of competitive Magic in the UK are tackled by couple of angry Scottish women.

Plus: listen along as your hosts use a race car metaphor to explain equality and equity despite knowing nothing about cars, take notes as they set some wholesome listener homework, and enjoy as Kirsty gets trolled by her neighbour's dog.

Episode Two: Don't Read the Comments

Our most hyped episode yet! 

Listen in as our heroes unpick some of the rules questions  and miscellaneous enquiries our listeners sent us. Chuckle as Kirsty's ability to speak becomes more and more inhibited. Marvel as she struggles with card names (James of Mephistopholes, anyone?) but succeeds in pronouncing "peristalsis".

Plus: there's a car with perfect comic timing, discover just how many MPL members a Panglacial Wurm could eat, and there are controversial (yet correct) opinions on scones.

Episode Three: Panglacial Wine

Cayce is finally healthy and Kirsty has a sore throat. Suit up with them as they dive headfirst into the comments section, talk about standard with absolutely no metagame knowledge, and speculate on some cards that might be printed in the upcoming Fall set. Plus: the most spectacular Tibalt's Rager rant to date and a guided tour of Cayce's Twitter account.

Episode Four: Reddit Dead Redemption

Step right up, folks: your favourite Scottish ladies are here to talk you through constructive criticism, decklists, and the worst creatures you can possibly make in Arena Momir. Plus: find out how many people you can fit in a phone box, Cayce fits two rants into one, and we reveal the worst possible time to learn about banding.

Episode 5: AODO Let's Go

It's been a big news week. The Divas discuss the London mulligan and cast their dream version of the Magic: the Gathering animated series. Plus: learn some interesting facts about plants, you get two Tibalt's Ragers for the price of one, and Cayce falls apart as Kirsty draws a foul-mouthed horse.

Episode 6: Rhubarb Crumbling

Our heroes talk about Cayce's Modern Horizons prerelease and first impressions, before swerving straight back into spoiler season at breakneck speed for the first Core Set 2020 previews.

Plus: Kirsty completely falls apart over one particular Modern Horizons card, there's "more shipping than a harbour", and Cayce has absolutely no idea what Gideon Jura looks like. And we mean NO idea.

Episode 7: Goldilocks and the Three Chandras

The Divas host their first ever special guest on the show, as Limited Expert Dan runs through his top ten commons and uncommons for Modern Horizons Limited. It's about as civilised as you'd expect. 

Plus: Core Set spoilers and terrible jokes, Cayce frees a tiny Tibalt's Rager, and we reveal the winner of our "Name The Horse" Twitter competition!

Episode 8: Mo-Dan Horizons

In the wake of Mythic Championship III in Las Vegas, the Divas discuss their hots and nots from the event coverage and play a special MCII-themed edition of everyone's favourite quickfire game. Plus: there's a Tibalt's Rager and a Judge Booth rolled into one, find out in which strange bodily location your heroes have ears, and Cayce reveals she's a candle.

Episode 9: Diva Las Vegas

There was just too much content for one episode.

The Divas present their most requested Tibalt's Rager yet, following THAT furore on social media. Settle down and buckle up: it's gonna get Scottish.

Episode 9.5: What a Way to Make a Raging

David Duchovny and Michael Buble may or may not be in Kirsty's house as the Divas discuss top sealed tips and the Arena "State-a the Beta" before diving into everyone's favourite game. Plus: find out Cayce's favourite Christmas albums, discover what's in Kirsty's kitchen on any given Sunday, and appreciate the irony of the Historic Arena format.

Episode 10: I Want To Believe

Amidst debilating illness, terrible heatwaves and a house move, our heroes ease themselves back into the game with a mini-episode. Listen along as Throne of Eldraine and backseat judging get the Diva treatment!

Episode 11 - Zombie Pie

In this week's jaunt, the Divas discuss potential Modern bannings, share the cards they think are likely to be printed in Throne of Eldraine and attempt to educate people about the upcoming judge changes. Plus: find out which made-up Snow White dwarf Kirsty's fiance thinks she's most like and enjoy Cayce's description of the worst nightclub she's ever been to.

Episode 12: The Spook Crew

Our heroes cover the Banned and Restricted updates (including the show's first ever Vintage section!), Kirsty tries to guess what's in Legacy decks based on their name, and Cayce is VERY angry.

Episode 14: Imperial Shortcake

The Divas welcome Level 3 judge and Commander Advisory Group member Charlotte to the show! The new Commander precons are discussed, your questions are answered, there's an on-brand Tibalt's Rager and Charlotte tries her hand at everyone's favourite quickfire game.

Episode 15: Controlled Chaos

The Divas return after a medically-induced hiatus to talk Oko, pleaneswalkers, Pioneer and the lore behind a beloved breakfast cereal. Plus: find out which GP the Divas are alarmed by, Kirsty accidentally comes up with a great pun, and Cayce stops Kirsty's brain working with some pre Sixth Edition rules facts.

Episode 17: Oko, Oh No

We're back! Illness and pregnancy are no match for the Divas as they  return to talk about their MTG goals for 2020, indulge in two Ragers and play the first game of Shite or Delight of the year. Plus: Google turns up some delightful results, one American city gets a bashing (we're sorry) and the timeless smell of the video shop is lamented.

Episode 18: 2020 Visions

Cayce and Kirsty emerge from prerelease weekend to give their thoughts on the new set, their favourite cards and the climate of eternal bans. Plus: discover what you're not allowed to bring into the USA, Kirsty accidentally finds a new Pioneer deck to fixate on, and Cayce invents a new game.

Episode 19: Alanis Brandnewset

In this bumper episode, the Divas give you their top Dos and Don'ts for attending Magic tournaments, and Cayce picks fights. Plus: enjoy some lengthy bird metaphors, and find out how to use basic lands to gauge your overall health.

CW: Discussion of slurs.

Episode 20: Don't Be A Dick

Cayce and Kirsty deliver their Banned and Restricted update predictions and indulge in one of the oldest and most controversial Ragers in the game. Plus: enjoy Kirsty waxing lyrical about a new clothing purchase and discover the least recommended way to acquire dual lands.

Episode 22: Wash Your Hands and F*** The Reserved List

Everyone's favourite Divas are BACK as Cayce teaches new mum and chronic non-haver of free time Kirsty all about Ikoria and Standard. Plus: find out what Cayce hated the most about the Red Bull Untapped tournament, the New Set Euphemism Game is played, and Cayce says the phrase "melee back-end". These last two things are not related.

Episode 23: Magic the Companioning

Cayce and Kirsty peer into the mysterious world of Vintage - an oft-overlooked format you can enjoy for free at home with a Sharpie and some paper!

Plus:  enjoy as Kirsty struggles to comprehend some numbers and find out how you can help support the Black Lives Matter movement.

Episode 24: A Fine Vintage

Our heroes are joined by Sam and Joe from the Hour of Devastation podcast to talk MTG art and artists you might have overlooked. Plus: enjoy lengthy discussions about food and discover the unorthodox reason Joe was once hospitalised.

Episode 25: Nobody does it like Rob Alexander

The Divas throw themselves into the latest banned and restricted updates and address another charity Rager. Plus: find out which trash TV shows Kirsty's watching and poor Rich Hagon is accidentally turned into an ominous villain.

Episode 26: Congratulatory Disrobing

What a week! Your favourite Divas tackle the latest updates from Wizards of the Coast and get confused while attempting a Rager. Plus: learn about the most remote populated settlement in the world, pay tribute to literal key workers, and listen along as Kirsty berates a beloved teen franchise.

Episode 27: Vikings and Werewolves and Vampires, oh my!

The Divas return from a 2020-induced hiatus to talk about what the f*** happened this year. Cayce gives Kirsty a recap of the Magical happenings, Kirsty gets lost in a time vortex, a Magic planeswalker is revealed to be a Twitter Reply Guy, and there's lamenting and joy galore.

Episode 28: 2020 Christmas Special

The Divas are here for 2021 with the energy we need: complaining. Cayce rediscovers Magic's best insects, Kirsty appears to still be stuck in the time vortex and a Phyrexian got here too early.

Episode 29: Baby, It's Kald Outside

Bringing you the finest Magic: the Gathering banter in quality Scottish accents. We are @heyworstartist and @purplesnap on Twitter.

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