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Side 1
1. COVID-19(68) (0:00)
2. Wet Market (2:06)
3. Batwing Soup (3:23)
4. The Virus (5:03)
5. Infection (5:33)
6. Incubation (6:32)

Side 2
7. The Fever (8:27)
8. Quarantine (11:36)
9. The Antidote (12:36)
10. You Might Walk Away (15:45)
11. Cold Shower/Cured/Free (16:42)
12. And You Might Not (17:47)
13. ELEVATORS IN THE CORONAVIRUS ERA (18:16)

Recorded between Springbreak and Easter of 2020
All songs in E-/E-7
Guitar, Drums, Bass, Keys, Theremin, Gong, A Children’s Choir of Bells, Snaps, White Noise, Words, Tambourine, Eggs, Clicks, NASA Tele, Ebow, and Strings by Will Schaff
Cough and Sneeze by Alex Riegle
Written and Produced by Will
Artwork by Will
Mixed by no one

Will Johnnie walk 74 flights of stairs to and from his office each and every day? What if the bathroom is on the 3rd floor?! 
        negative pressure
                   vacuum ventilation

Conspiracy Crisis

1. The Mannequin (0:00)
2. Cereal boxes (3:52)
3. Space Orphan (18:53)
4. You’re Crazy (31:40)

Recorded in the blackberry winter of 2020.

Cereal boxes contains conversions with Serge Gainsbourg, Jane Birkin, and Francoise Hardy.


All music written and recorded by Will Schaff
All instruments played by Will Schaff

Elmo Says BOO!

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