Feeling Cute

Get in Loser

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Forever Alone

Lyrics:
shows up about any place
with that same lost look on his face
he’s showin’ up everywhere
like a honey badger, just don’t care
up against harry potter
he’s lookin’ for mr. kotter
l. ron hubbard couldn’t make him clear
doesn’t know why he’s even here

CONFUSED TRAVOLTA
GREEN SCREEN TRAVOLTA
CONFUSED TRAVOLTA
… WHAT YOU LOOKIN’ FOR JOHN

used to be vinnie barbarino
then along came tarantino
now he plays it like a movie scene
give that man a royale with cheese
l. ron hubbard couldn’t make him clear
doesn’t know why he’s even here
so sorry your career’s on the ropes
vince vega you’re our only hope


Confused Travolta

Hotdog Legs

Disaster Girl

LYRICS:

Oh, my bae loves me so
In the kitchen she’ll put on a show
She can cook like nobody can
She’s a queen with a frying pan

My girl is just the most
Puttin’ mayo on black burnt toast
She’s sweeter than the sweetest sweet corn
Superstar of hardcore food porn

Mix it up with clorox and peas
Add a bit of nutmeg and grease
Top it off with chocolate and rice
Plate it up so it looks real nice

hey babe are you ready to eat?
come to the table and take a seat
OMG you call that food?
Cookin’ for bae... just might kill you

Oh, my bae loves me so
Hidden talents you don’t wanna know
My bae’s always ready to please
Shake it up with the parmesan cheese

My bae’s gonna bake me a cake
That smell ‘Bout all i can take
She’s sweeter than the sweetest sweet corn
Superstar of hardcore food porn

Mix it up with liver and lime
Add a bit of head cheese and thyme
Top it off with twinkies and fish
Gonna make you a gourmet dish

Mix it up with herring and rum
Add a bit of coffee and soap
Top it off with whipped cream and beef
Mix it up with strychnine and sage


Add a bit sugar and spam
Top it off pickles and tripe
Mix it up with cherries and bleach
Add a bit bacon and dill

Top it off with garlic and yeast
Mix it up with draino and chives
Add a bit of honey and pork
Top it off with wasabi and flies

Mix it up with clorox and peas
Add a bit of nutmeg and grease
Top it off with chocolate and rice
Mix it up with jello and lime

Add a bit of head cheese and thyme
Top it off with twinkies and fish...

Cooking for Bae

LYRICS:

How many hours did you fry your eggs
Zoom in I can see 2 hairs
Is your mate still in hospital
I’ll wait for lunch
Gor - don ram - say -- what you think of my breakfast
Gor - don ram - say -- 
Gor - don ram - say -- what you think of my lunch
Gor - don ram - say -- 
You need to train your dog 
Does it come with a sick bag
hope the hospital’s nearby
You’re going to have a runny day
I don’t go to dinner parties!
Put the cow back in the field
Get back on Tinder 
Time to move on
Gor - don ram - say -- what you think of my breakfast
Gor - don ram - say -- 
Gor - don ram - say -- what you think of my lunch
Gor - don ram - say -- 
(SOLO)
toxic scum on a stagnant pool
Are you drunk ?
Looks like your dog laid one in the oven
See a doctor quick!
Gor - don ram - say -- what you think of my omelette
Gor - don ram - say -- 
Gor - don ram - say -- what you think of my late night snack
Gor - don ram - say -- 
Gor - don ram - say -- what you think of my risotto
Gor - don ram - say -- 
Gor - don ram - say -- what you think of my rhubarb pie

Gordon Ramsay Tweets

LYRICS:

Out at the club tonight
He’s in for such a fright
His mind’s a million miles away
Stopped in his tracks with nothing to say
Sudden clarity
Clarence is gonna feel
Sudden clarity
Clarence is gonna see
OMG
If an astronaut gave birth in space
The baby would be an alien
His mind’s a million miles away
Stopped in his tracks with nothing to say
It might be the drugs he took
He’s got the jitters and he’s feeling shook
Sudden clarity
Clarence is gonna feel
Sudden clarity
Clarence is gonna see
OMG
Racecar spelled backwards
Is race car
Sudden clarity
Clarence is gonna feel
Sudden clarity
Clarence is gonna see

Sudden Clarity Clarence

I’m just a dog, Chillin’ out at home
I’m just a mutt, Sippin’ on my joe
I’m just a dog, Basking in the glow
Well what do you know. 
My house is on fire.

I’m just a mutt, Sittin’ on my butt
I’m just a dog, In a velvet rut
I’m just a mutt, don’t wanna make a fuss
Got a warm fuzzy feeling, 
and the flames lick higher.


AS THE WORLD GOES UP IN FLAMES… THIS IS FINE!
I’M OK WITH CURRENT EVENTS… THIS IS FINE!

i’m just a dog, with nowhere to go
i’m just a mutt,with nothing to show
i’m just a dog, with time to blow
well what do you know
my house is on fire.

i’m just a dog, sippin’ on my joe
i’m just a doge, sippin’ on my joe
i’m just a mutt, in a velvet rut
got a warm fuzzy feeling 
and the flames lick higher.

AS THE WORLD GOES UP IN FLAMES… THIS IS FINE!
I’M OK WITH CURRENT EVENTS… THIS IS FINE!

AS THE WORLD GOES UP IN FLAMES… THIS IS FINE!
SIT ON MY ASS WITH NOTHIN’ TO SAY BUT… THIS IS FINE!
AS THE WORLD GOES UP IN FLAMES… THIS IS FINE!
NOT OK… THIS IS NOT FINE!

This is Fine

Chad Bot - Lead Vocals
Riff Motor - Guitars, Vocals
Rude Remark - Bass
Peter Meter - Drums

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