Richie Sings A Song Part 2

Goodbye Scott

RNG as Katz
Luke Reardon as The Neighbor
Beat produced by 2Deep
Written by Trakked, Alchemyking, GrenadeGames
Additional help by M&Mattie
Mixed by Jordy
Art by TomPuffs
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Katz:
Welcome to the Katz Motel. 
Now you know this can’t bode well.
You continue your abusing, and I find it quite amusing
How you went from family man to a sad, broken shell.
I’m Katz. I’m your competitor.
Do you have a reservation? You’ll be getting served.
Sit at your table, and soon you’ll be finding
It’s not you, but it’s rather my spiders that are dining
You’re an oaf. I’m a connoisseur of finer arts
I’m no therapist, but I will pick your mind apart
You’re disappointing the children whenever they find your garbage
I suppose that’s one way to leave a childhood scarred.

Neighbor:
You come into my property…
..and you disrespect me?
Then I’ll disassemble your businesses properly
If you are trying to test me
Between you and the fox, I think I must seeing double
If the Katz out of the bag, then I’mma have to grab the shovel
So why don't you step out, or else this won't be a fair game
Then I’ll throw you down another fucking staircase!
Join the dead kids so you can finally keep a company
Not talking your submarine, but you’ll be six feet underneath
You just had to have a look, and now you’re feeling my wrath
It isn’t just curiosity that’s killing this cat

Katz:
I wish you hadn’t done that.
You dug your own grave, now you’ll face it.
Some family died and it broke you inside
So you locked your son up in the basement.
Sad, isn’t it?
You had little Nicky in your grasp but you couldn’t finish it
Inside your corridors, spying
It seems like you could use some sport before dying.

Neighbor:
Dog’s caretakers are oblivious, my targets aren’t idiots
So when we talk our differences, a disguise simply finishes
My job, a little dog tries to out you while you’re schemin’ shit
You’ll finally be remembered when my poster has your face in it!
You’re getting too old to be playing these same tricks
You cheat ‘cuz you’re inadequate in every game you play in
You best start hunkering down, cuz now I’m flooding the town
It’s another contest you’re taking last place in

Katz:
I’ll do what your creators wished for and dissect you
No prayer or Satan worship will resurrect you 
Your life has played out as a never-ending tragedy
Fret not; I’ll simply bury you with the rest of your family

Neighbor:
I’ll bring my shovel down like it’s a racquet through your head
You ain’t escaping Raven Brook, you’re already coated in red
The puss went for the bird; here’s an end he didn’t expect,
It’s only fitting a motel owner was ended by a Guest


Katz vs The Neighbor - Rap Cypher #39

This is the last time I do anything for that fuck shimario

BobcatXtreme as J. Jonah Jameson
TaigaTonic as Benson
Writing by Alchemyking
Additional help by JoJoVo
Art by Teimunity
Beat by kulture.
Mixing by Jort
Cover art by Kamren the Person
Special thanks: Matt Raichous, WoodenHornets, MetaStarVA, J.G. Quintel, & Shimario

JJJ:
HOFFMAN! Get this gumball machine out my office!
Against the Jameson, he can’t recoup his losses
Ego so big, your head is bigger than Pops’ is
But I’ll show you who the boss is!

Let me get my pen and print a headline:
“Jameson Hits Deadline, Makes Moron Choke Because His Bars Are Eggcelent!”
In comparison, he’s stretched more thin than the Spider-Menace’s webbing is
So I’ll put my two cents in, then dispense of him!

Think you’re some kind of master at handling your temperament?
It’s obvious that Benson flips the second that some slackers leave him upstaged
PARKER! Snap some pictures of his red face
Then you’ll get paid, and I’ll put it on the front page

Such a cowardly hothead, you’d prolly get some chicken wings to eat
And down it all with some Mississippi Queen
And then you steal employees’ lunch when they’re already tired?
Sit down, please. …You’re fired.

Benson
Mordecai, Rigby! Don’t slack on the beat
I know that you hate picking up trash from the scene
But you’ll get a raise if you make like the vigilante he seethes at
And kick this dirtbag from the streets!

It’s plain as day, the way you slave your place is brutal
It just takes whistleblowers to shut down the Daily Bugle
Think they’re making stacks, then you drop stacks of files on ‘em
With that mug, you look like you’d go “Sieg Heil!” on ‘em

You’re losing this bout
Cause this time, it’s the gum that’s chewing you out
Your seed in the Big Apple is rotten, I’d say it’s rather obvious
You stretch people’s hands in your offices like Doctor Octopus

You’re the real villain, keeping teens hobblin’
And withholding pay so Peter keeps jobbin’
Your profits only go to your nicotine hobby
Yet you ended up smoked by a different Green Goblin

JJJ
I’m not Susan, but don’t mind if I copy 
‘Cause your own mug ain’t even fit to hold my coffee!
Spent your past playing hockey games and hitting on drums
It fits you turned from a badass to a stick in the mud

That dome head won’t protect you, even if your residence blasted off
Either way, I’d still be sonning this astronaut
And speaking of domes, you went nuts when you were shut in
So you have no right to snap when people push your buttons

Benson
I’m used to irregular shows, but it’s out of the ordinary
How a man with no heart can still suffer a coronary
Maybe it’s ‘cause you added to Spider-Man’s foes in the ring?
Honest, the way you treated Scorpion stings

You got me pissed off, banking off of fear and pain
I’ll go ballistic on you, leave a smear campaign
You wanna say my mug’s ugly? Your plans were for nothing
‘Cause it’s abundantly clear your wife can’t handle a mugging

J. Jonah Jameson vs. Benson - AK Rap Battles

Full battle on YouTube: https://youtu.be/JvajhkTNjZo

► CREDITS: 

Vanessa as Ms. Frizzle
Twitter: @VanessaBenVO

KingSpirals as Mary Poppins
 Twitter: @KingSpiralsVA

Written by
PowerPoint Rap Battles 

Ms. Frizzle Art by WAN

Mary Poppins Art by SkydivingQuagga

Beat Prod. by Tone Jonez & Leo Barqui

Beat arranged by Theme Park Avenue

Mixed by Nikki

Thumbnail by SPM1000

► LYRICS:

Mary Poppins Verse 1

Spit spot, Miss, you’re facing Mary Poppins
I’m punctual and don’t appreciate your tardy pop-ins (Now…!)

Zip your lips, we are not a codfish or the tuna you were in the mouth of
This is the second, wait, third time you’ll get devoured

My knowledge and umbrella are the envy of a Weather Man
You have a flying bus, yet your lessons are pedestrian and treacherous!

Now let me get your measurements
Oh, eccentric lecturer whose bus is the one thing that isn’t reckless

I’m laughing with the Banks, while your outings don’t end happily, so Valerie
You don't even deserve a teacher’s salary (goodness!)

You put your pupils in danger on nearly every trip
The truth is very cold, so please don’t take off your helmets, kids


Ms. Frizzle Verse 1

Good morning, class! Please excuse Nanny McFreaky
Her style’s just a little bit too old school, right Phoebe? 

She thinks she can’t be rattled, so let’s buckle up, kids
And prove how easily some teaching can get under her skin! (Woo!)

We’ve traveled Mary’s whole brain, and our findings are outstanding
Based on all the nooks and crannies, she is quite a crooked nanny

She leaves Bert in the dust when he can barely get by
It seems the only thing that she can teach is class… divide!

While you have the kids tidy your room
We find cocoons and then we fly to the moon, and I’d invite you too

But you’re already on a trip with your magic flying nonsense 
Be careful when you’re blitzed, lightning strikes the highest object (get it?!)


Mary Poppins Verse 2

A woman like myself doing drugs? You must be joking
But if that’s your finest comedy, my uncle won’t be floating

Though he’s often very positive, he thinks your show’s the grossest
With its imagery so sickening, I couldn’t sugarcoat it

Oh, the winds have changed, and Miss Frizzle’s flows are blowing 
There’s little else to say, I’ve clearly bested my opponent (oh!)

And I know just the way to end this most triumphant moment 
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


Ms. Frizzle Verse 2

Your fame has joined the other nannies gone in the gale
I quizzed my students on your novel, and all of them failed!

Walt said you’d never be forgotten but that promise was frail
Now you’re like Liz, no one cares about the loss of your tale

You hate logic, but it takes little explaining to know 
That Magic School Bus is the greatest educational show (that’s right!)

While my viewers’ brains grow, all your viewers’ brains go
Mary Sue has been schooled, guess she should have stayed home (oh!)

Ms. Frizzle vs Mary Poppins. PowerPoint Rap Battles

Poppy Playtime: Poppy voice lines

Stand for truth! Shine Jesus!! Be different and love on others!!

Outcast.mp3

Original track that walks you through on how to "make it in the business." 

*DOWNLOAD*

Drop A Little Drop (Original Mix)

TomSka - SHOOT ALL YOUR PROBLEMS AWAY

NDLMongoose as Announcer
@vinnyot as Jeff the Killer
@leannaire as Jane the Killer
@provostmusic as Ticci Toby
@epic-fan-made-rap-battles and @leannaire as the kids
@multisupervids as Slender Man
@erboi as Suicide Mouse
@jmbraps as BEN
@yobar-makara, @mancha-4 and @edx-beats as the Russian Sleep Experiment scientists

Lyrics
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G8QgqeUSj3ux-V8woiRgN1gAjUbqLSFPBLLS_4__8zg/edit


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