You never could have broke my heart.
Unless you planned to do it from the start.
My friends and I all agree.
You've gone and made a big fool out of me!

2016

Jane Mix B WAV

This is for all the people who played in a band with narcissists, drunks, druggies and assholes.

Selfish People

Selfish People Mix B

Marry an ugly woman so when she leaves you will be happy.

Ugly Girl

Ugly Girl Mix C

This song is for all the guys who got their hearts broken and souls chartered by the charms of a seductive madwoman.

Heartbreaker Soul Taker

Love Rocket

You got an attitude I can see it in your eyes
Low sexual altitude is why your body cries
To climb aboard my rocket ship and fly it to the moon
We'll go all around the world if it takes all after noon
And it will! What a thrill yeah!

Love rocket gonna fill your dreams
Hot lover gonna make you scream
Hot love is what I'm talkin about
Hot lover turns you inside out. Now ROCK IT!

Love Rocket Mix B

I sing the blues you know. You know I sing you know I sing the blues.
You got a hold on me but the way you act makes me think I go a hold on you.

Well I've had lovers in the past who said they were my friends but everything they felt for me was fake.
And I know what its like when they hold on and pretend and listen for a heart to break.

I Sing The Blues Mix B

Inspired in part by Marc Bolan's Planet Queen.  This is about the wars of the Gods that only I know.

Crimson Quantum Blues Mix A

Wizards and Warlocks can't always change things.

Cal's Reality Mix B

Nearly everyman's dream is to be married to an insatiable woman.

Just one look and I can tell
When you get hot you get hotter than hell
Waitin at the bedroom door
I know what you're waitin for.

Oh baby it' sad but true
I can't make love all night to you
I ain't that hung and i'm not able
I'll cook hard and put food on the table

Oh baby the phone will ring
When I pick up they don't say a thing
You get dressed up and then you go downtown
To meet the men who can burn you down.

Oh baby it's a quarter to four
It's been six hours. You still want more.
Passion's dripping to your toes
It's gonna take a fire hose.

Oh Baby you're a pretty one
The weekend's here go out have some fun.
I'll be drinking from your cup 
Till the sun comes up.

Oh Baby Mix B

Hot love is what I'm talking about. Rocket it in the socket!

This one will get her in the mood for the honeymoon.

5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 1 2 3 5 

LOVE ROCKET

You got an attitude I can see it in your eyes
Low sexual altitude is why your body tries
To climb aboard my rocket ship and fly it to the moon
We'll go all around the world if it take all afternoon
And it will... what a thrill YEAH

Love rocket gonna fill you dreams
Hot lover gonna make you scream
Hot love is what I'm talkin about
Hot love will turn you inside out. Now rock it!

You got a socket baby. I know the place.
I got a rocket gonna fly in your space. 
I got launchin pad. You got lust.
I got ignition baby. Here come the thrust.
And it do for you YEAHHH!

Love rocket gonna fill you dreams
Hot lover gonna make split your seems
Hot love is what I'm talkin about
Hot love will turn you inside out. Now rock it!

Love Rocket Swing Spike Jones Version

Angel Mix A

Hey Hey Rainy Day

This song is for transgender women aka XY girls,

XY Girl Mix D

Sausage Man 2020 Mix

KQ Lament 2020

Young Boy 2020

Fair Miss 2020 Mix Sax

Know a man named Michael.
Everything he loves is gone. 
Should have had the world by the tail.
Now he sings a sad song.

And the girls talk.

People in this world they, always know the thing to do.
Always have some words to say. Always have a point of view.

Like when the girls talk. And the girls talk. And the girls talk. Girls talk.

You can't always hear what they're sayin
But I know the  game they're playin

Always tried to understand all the things that make people lie
A friend of your's has been tellin some. Maybe you should ask her why.

And  why the girls talk.  The girls talk. And the girls talk. Girls talk.

I know everyday many things we're told are wrong.
It would be a brighter day if we could just sing love songs

But the girls talk. The girls talk. The girls talk. Girls talk.

You can't always hear what they're sayin
But I know the dirty game they're playin

I know a man named Michael. Everything he loves is gone.
Should have had the the world by the tail. Now he sings a sad song.

And the girls talk. And the girls talk. And the girls talk. Girls talk.

I know a man named Michael. Everything he loves is gone.
Should have had the the world by the tail. Now he sings a sad song.

And the girls talk about their yuppie dreams
And the girls talk concocting vicious schemes
And the girls talk so much they can't when you look em in the eye.
Girls talk about the things you do
And the girls talk they're talking about you.
And the girls talk, they talk every day.
The girls talk and they have nothing to say.

Girls Talk 2020 Mix

Experiment Egypt is a blend of surf, disco and Latin beats and riffs based on the Egyptian scale.

Experiment Egypt

Egypt Version 1

I Kill Therefore I Am - Word & Music By Phil Ochs

Meet the king of cowboys, he rides a pale pony
He fights the bad boys brings them to their knees
He patrols the highways from the air
He keeps the country safe from long hair
I am the masculine American man
I kill therefore I am

I don't like the black man, for he doesn't know his place
Take the back of my hand or I'll spray you with my mace
I'm as brave as any man can be
I find my courage through chemistry
I am the masculine American man

I kill therefore I am.
I don't like the students now, they don't have no respect
They don't like to work now, I think I'll wring their necks
They call me pig, although I'm underpaid
I'll show those faggots that I'm not afraid
I am the masculine American man
I kill therefore I am

Farewell to the gangsters we don't need them anymore
We've got the police force, they're the ones who break the law
He's got a gun and he's a hater
He shoots first, he shoots later
I am the masculine American man
I kill therefore I am

I Kill Therefore I Am 2020

You've been kicked 
You've been kicked and down.
You've been kicked around

Shield but never yield.
All your wounds will be healed
Cry but don't make a sound
Clown frown turned upside down

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