HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 
All the trick or treaters to the crypt are getting a bonus episode while supplies last! We talk about a Disney's 1998 made-for-TV Halloweentown! 
We have broken the seal and opened our hearts to the Halloweentown series! What cinematic tricks and treats will we find inside? 

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178 - Halloweentown Review!

We're joined by Frank from The Left Page to talk about satanic frogs, bikers, and STONE HENGE! 

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179 - Pscyhomania Review with The Left Page!

It's time to download our spooky episodes and let our ghosts into your home! We're talking Kiyoshi Kurosawa's 2001 film Pulse! 

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222 - Pulse

Spooky Season 2022 is officially upon us! That means it's time for the annual Horror Vanguard Halloween Spooktacular! 

Get your ghosts and ghouls ready because we pulled out all the stops this year. 

Up first is our discussion on Carpenter’s Apocalypse Trilogy. The Thing, Prince of Darkness, and Mouth of Madness. HERE. WE. G(H)O(UL)!!!!! 

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227 - John Carpenter’s Apocalypse Trilogy: The Thing - Prince of Darkness - Mouth of Madness

Spooky Season 2022 continues with the longest episode we have ever done. 

We review Stephen King's It, the It 1990 TV miniseries, the 2017 It reboot, and the 2019 It: Chapter Two sequel. 

Every. Single. It. Adaptation. All in one spooky episode. It's a veritable clown car of discourse! 

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229 - Stephen King's It (Novel, It (1990), It (2017), and It: Chapter Two (2019)) Mega Review!

Instead of recording a usual episode, your ghosts, I mean hosts, decided to throw left theory at a glass bottle in the woods to see what their review should be... 

Join us for episode 3 of our complete retrospective on everything Twin Peaks!

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232 - Twin Peaks Retrospective - Episode 2 - "Zen, or the Skill to Catch a Killer"

Possession is a grueling journey through Cold War European politics, cataclysmic familial breakdowns, and otherworldly monsters, so what better film is there to kick off the 2022 holiday season‽

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240 - Possession Review

It'sa me, one of the most infamous video game movies of all time! 

We're joined by John Leavitt to talk about Super Mario Bros! 

...and don't you worry, it's got slime monsters, body horror, and the dreaded ludo-narrative, so there's plenty of chills and thrills to go around! 

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249 - Super Mario Bros with John Leavitt!

February is here and we're warming things up by talking about a late-Soviet folk horror film: Viy! 

We're joined by Alexander Herbert, author of Fear Before The Fall: Horror Films in the Late Soviet Union! 

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251 - Viy With Alexander Herbert!

We're joined by long-time HV guest Mistress Snow to discuss AI, haunted dolls, and M3gan! 

Mistress Snow's article on AI: https://www.wired.com/story/lensa-artificial-intelligence-csem/

Connect with Sow at: https://twitter.com/MistressSnowPhD

https://doctrixsnow.com/

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263 - M3gan With Mistress Snow!

It's Jon's birthday so we're choosing an uplifting, feel-good movie that is definitely not a controversial downer! 

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270 - Tár Jon's Birthday Special!

Gay. Cthulhu. Deep Ones. What else can I say?

The Wyrd_Signal takeover of the HV Crypt continues with Sean joining us for a discussion on Cthulhu (Gay)! 

🏳️‍🌈 🐙 🏳️‍🌈 

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272 - Cthulhu (2007) With Sean from Wyrd_Signal! 🏳️‍🌈 🐙 🏳️‍🌈

It's time to talk about Lamberto Bava's Demon's movies! (As a way to just talk about the politics of the theater.)

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293 - Bava's Demons & Demons II Review!

Happy Halloween! It's time for your yearly Halloween treat episode and this year we've lost our minds and went all out! 

Yes, your podcast app is not glitching out. This is a nearly 9 hour review of every single Halloween movie. We cover everything from Carpenter's original Halloween to the recent David Gordon Green trilogy! 

That's a history spanning 1978 to 2022, nearly 50 years of Halloween. 

Dig in for a bardic quest attempting to understand the Myers-Strode relationship, Celtic wizards, and the twisted mind of Dr. Loomis! 

Did we go mad while recording this? You'll have to listen to find out! 

Happy Halloween, listeners and remember: Stay Spooky! 

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295 - We Review The Entire Halloween Film Franchise In 9 Hours Or Less

Your ghosts celebrate 300 episodes of Horror Vanguard by getting each other surprise movie gifts in this creepy double feature review! 

Today's films are: Disgusting Space Worms Eat Everyone! and Liquid Sky.

Listen closely, a few longtime HV guests might stop by in this cyclopean episode... 

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300 - Horror Vanguard's 300th Episode Double Feature!

The nights have gotten longer which means... VAMPIRES! But also petrochemicals and Westerns! We really need to see the sun sometime soon! 

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301 - 30 Days Of Night (Peak Petrovampire Takes)

After surviving the Pepsi Agony, the Kyle-satz Haderac embarks on a cinematic adventure with Reverend Mother Ashley Helen Mohiam and Jon Idaho to discovery the mystery of what's happening to all of the magic and poorly explained precognitive South American spiders. 

Brave the Bai Waters of Life and join in their quest as we discuss: Madame Web!  

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UNLOCKED 338 - Madame Web Review! (The Golden Path of Pepsi-Precognition)

Get access to the full episode on our Patreon Page: www.patreon.com/horrorvanguard

HV Classic goes undercover into the deregulated confections industry to break the story on the horrible abuses behind your favorite Willy Wonka brand candies. Can we find some proto-utopian prefigurations in this post-scarcity candyland or is it all dystopian refuse and chocolate runoff? 

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UNLOCKED 344 - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) (Oompa Loompa Operaismo)

TRICK OR TREAT! 

It's Halloween! No one should be alone on this day, so we've got nearly 5 hours of Exorcist reviews to keep you company! 

Listen in wrapt terror as Jon guides us through every film from the iconic first Exorcist movie all the way to the profane Exorcist: Believer! 

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349 - The Exorcist (All of Them) Review Halloween Special!

We've donned our festive novelty sunglasses to discuss the true meaning of the season: discussing Christological interpretations of the holidays and leveraging merchandising! 

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353 - Terrifier 3 (The Novelty Sunglasses and Transit Bureau Presents: Terrifier 15!)

We're joined by none other than Justin from librarypunk to discuss either a film about a zombie boyfriend or an unfinished fever dream from which aspects of our sanity will never awaken! 

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355 - My Boyfriend's Back with Justin from Library Punk! (Unfinished Buffy One-Off DRAFT V3.txt)

We've exited the nightmare podcast factory and we've got a special plan for this episode. Is our work yet done? What is the conspiracy against the eel-race? Are my Thomas Ligotti puns pictures from the apocalypse or are they paradoxes from hell? 

Your (g)hosts review A Cure for Wellness and get to the bottom of one slimy eel pit of cinematic discourse! 

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359 - UNLOCKED: A Cure for Wellness Review (The Ligotti Eel-based Healthcare System)

Kyle and Jon continue their tenure as the HV tech-priests during the Age of Apps. 

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www.horrorvanguard.com (website down to minimize collective screen time.)

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Précis music: "House of Undoing" by Aleksis Tristan Shaw (itch.io/profile/aleksis-tristan-shaw). Available for use under the CC BY 4.0 license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/), at https://aleksis-tristan-shaw.itch.io/dark-piano-vol-ii

364 - Red Rooms (Right Out of the OC Bible [Merely Light from a Screen])

A true movies rock moment

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370 - Sinners, or Zombie John Brown is Real and Our Friend

Join us for a discussion of all things home improvement. 

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373 - Presence, or, Sleepy Time Cat Purring ASMR

Jon and Kyle sit down to talk about Tobe Hooper's first movie, Eggshells. 

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374 - Eggshells, Lost Media and the Stars Above Us

As Jon takes to the road driven by strange psychic messages from the Jervas Dudley Centre for Xenophilology and Psychogeography (probably), the HV (g)hosts take on their newest challenge: a contemporary horror movie. 

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375 - Weapons (2025) [Yes, really] Or, Ashley's Return, Part One

Finally, a right-wing podcast for the grindset horror fans. Join Kyle and Kay, who have always been the hosts of this specific podcast as they discuss UNTILL DAWN. Finally the only two cultural forms - movies and a strange thing call video games - collide. 

Welcome to ALL HORRORS ARE VANGUARD 

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All Horrors Are Vanguard - Episode 001

Chapter 1: A hero returns with an unfamiliar face. A villain reveals their hands. Old comrades ride out against this new threat.

Films Reviewed: 

The Amityville Horror (1979)
Amityville II: The Possession
Amityville 3D
Amityville 4: The Evil Returns
Amityville: The Curse
Amityville: It’s About Time 
Amityville: A New Generation
Amityville: Dollhouse
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Amityville: Awakening 
The Amityville Haunting
The Amityville Asylum 
Amityville: Death House
Amityville: The Final Chapter (Sickle)
Amityville: Playhouse
Amityville: Vanishing Point
The Amityville Legacy (AKA Amityville Toybox)
The Amityville Terror
Amityville: No Escape
The Unspoken AKA The Haunting of Briar House
Amityville Exorcism
Amityville: Evil Never Dies (Rereleased in 2020 as amityville: Clownhouse)
Against the Night (Amityville Prison)
Amityville: Mt. Misery Road
The Amityville Murders
Amityville Island 
Amityville Vibrator
Witches of Amityville (Amityville Witches)
The Amityville Harvest
An Amityville Poltergeist 
The Amityville Moon
Amityville Cop
Amityville Cult
Amityville Vampire
Amityville Scarecrow
Amityville Uprising
Amityville: Gas Camber
Amityville in Space
Amityville Hex
Amityville In the Hood
Amityville Karen
Amityville Christmas Vacation
The Amityville Exorcist
Amityville Thanksgiving 
Amityville Scarecrow II
Ghosts of Amityville
Amityville Ride-share
Amityville Death Toilet
Amityville Frankenstein 
Amityville Job Interview 
Amityville Elevator 
Amityville Emanuelle 
Amityville Ripper 
The Last Amityville Movie 
Amityville Backpack 
Amityville Bigfoot 
Amityville Webcam
Amityville Turkey Day 
Once Upon a Time in Amityville 
Amityville AI 
Amityville: Where the Echo Lives (The Girl from the Other Side)
Amityville Void 
Amityville VR 
Amityville Apartment
The Amityville Dawn 
Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore 
Amityville Outhouse 
Amityverse 
The Amityville Lost Tape 
Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment
Amityville: La Llorona 
The Amityville Cute Farting Cat (Short)
The Amityville Quilt Store (Short)
Amityville 80: The Slashening (Short)
The Amityville Exploitation (Short)
The Amityville Slasher (Short)
Amityville Cabin (Short)

376a - Amityville: The Podcast (The Horror Vanguard Movie - We Review Them All [Mostly]) Chapter 1: A Hero Returns

Chapter 2: Our heroes quest for answers. A villain falls prey to their own schemes. A surprise visit brings the dawn. 

Films Reviewed: 

The Amityville Horror (1979)
Amityville II: The Possession
Amityville 3D
Amityville 4: The Evil Returns
Amityville: The Curse
Amityville: It’s About Time 
Amityville: A New Generation
Amityville: Dollhouse
The Amityville Horror (2005)
Amityville: Awakening 
The Amityville Haunting
The Amityville Asylum 
Amityville: Death House
Amityville: The Final Chapter (Sickle)
Amityville: Playhouse
Amityville: Vanishing Point
The Amityville Legacy (AKA Amityville Toybox)
The Amityville Terror
Amityville: No Escape
The Unspoken AKA The Haunting of Briar House
Amityville Exorcism
Amityville: Evil Never Dies (Rereleased in 2020 as amityville: Clownhouse)
Against the Night (Amityville Prison)
Amityville: Mt. Misery Road
The Amityville Murders
Amityville Island 
Amityville Vibrator
Witches of Amityville (Amityville Witches)
The Amityville Harvest
An Amityville Poltergeist 
The Amityville Moon
Amityville Cop
Amityville Cult
Amityville Vampire
Amityville Scarecrow
Amityville Uprising
Amityville: Gas Camber
Amityville in Space
Amityville Hex
Amityville In the Hood
Amityville Karen
Amityville Christmas Vacation
The Amityville Exorcist
Amityville Thanksgiving 
Amityville Scarecrow II
Ghosts of Amityville
Amityville Ride-share
Amityville Death Toilet
Amityville Frankenstein 
Amityville Job Interview 
Amityville Elevator 
Amityville Emanuelle 
Amityville Ripper 
The Last Amityville Movie 
Amityville Backpack 
Amityville Bigfoot 
Amityville Webcam
Amityville Turkey Day 
Once Upon a Time in Amityville 
Amityville AI 
Amityville: Where the Echo Lives (The Girl from the Other Side)
Amityville Void 
Amityville VR 
Amityville Apartment
The Amityville Dawn 
Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore 
Amityville Outhouse 
Amityverse 
The Amityville Lost Tape 
Subhuman: The Amityville Experiment
Amityville: La Llorona 
The Amityville Cute Farting Cat (Short)
The Amityville Quilt Store (Short)
Amityville 80: The Slashening (Short)
The Amityville Exploitation (Short)
The Amityville Slasher (Short)
Amityville Cabin (Short)

376b - Amityville: The Podcast (The Horror Vanguard Movie) Chapter 2: Finales and Farewells

Ash and Jon are your guides as we delve through the crypts of Leftist politics and Horror films

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