Jeff Watkins

The Eight-Legged Bootlegger

Based on the tune "I'm a Member of the Midnight Crew." Original by Eddie Morton. Acapella arrangement by David Ko.

Lyrics:

I hate a lazy fellow, one who naps throughout the night.
I just detest the sibling who will joke amidst a fight. 
I always spend my evening with a lovely pasta dish.
And when a client calls, I never fail to grant their wish.

I'm a member of the Bad Time Crew.
I'm a hit man and a wisecrack too.
Quick with a joke in the morning.
Laughing without a care.
Smile at the sky, give a wink to the ground.
Laughter is always the sweetest of sounds.
Drop the knife you never know who may be watching you.
Good times await you in the Bad Time Crew.

The secrets of the crew we run are locked throughout the day.
Until you pay the Royal Guard to look the other way.
But other filth insist on causing rumors to expand.
The RiverWatch has labeled me "the Man who Speaks In Hands."

I'm a member of the Bad Time Crew.
I'm a hit man and a wisecrack too.
Quick with a joke in the morning.
Laughing without a care.
Smile at the sky, give a wink to the ground.
Laughter is always the sweetest of sounds.
Drop the knife you never know who may be watching you.
Good times await you in the Bad Time Crew.

I never shall forget the time I drove a killer nuts.
Although I didn't have a care, a future, or the guts.
I proved myself a nuisance, and I do not mean to brag...
I dunked the kid a million times, until they waved the flag...

I'm a member of the Bad Time Crew.
I'm a hit man and a wisecrack too.
Quick with a joke in the morning.
Laughing without a care.
Smile at the sky, give a wink to the ground.
Laughter is always the sweetest of sounds.
Drop the knife you never know who may be watching you.
Good times await you in the Bad Time Crew.

Good times await you in the Bad Time Crew...

Jeff Watkins

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