Another track I made back in the 2000s on Reason 3.5,  converted from wma. to MP3 

Galactic Shut down

Another track I made 20 years ago on Reason 3.5. I had a friend who worked in pest control at the time and we nicknamed him " Pigeon man " . All vocals are my own , I did put on different accents . This one is for you Craig ❤️🐦

Galactic Pigeon Man

Another old one from the 2000s thought I should share 

Solar

But We're Not Allowed To Say It Loud - Gothic Funk

AI

You know what
I think
You don't put
Much thought
Into what
You eat
Or drink

And I think
If I presented to you
A savory dish
I know exactly
What you'd do
If prepared correctly
You'd stop sometime
Once you start
To eat
Look at me
And ask
About the meat

Then what
Would you do
If I told you
It was human
Just like you?

Would you empty
All you consumed
Or would you shrug
Say delicious
Then resume?

I'm simply curious
Its nothing
I would do
But I truly wonder
What to expect
From you

And others too

I'm sure
If it ever happens
It'll first be
The ones with the least
And then just watch
The population
Decrease

I hate to extend this
I really want to know
Would you answer honestly
Can you say so?

Would you eat a stranger?
Would you eat your neighbor?
Do you want to know
Honestly
What would happen
If only you
And me
Trapped together
Without food
What i would do
When starvation
Took over the good

If you haven't yet
Grabbed that knife
If you haven't yet
Taken my life
We don't have fur
Just a little hair
On our skin
I'd preheat the oven
Cut a piece off of you
And then it would begin

Would you
Want to eat yourself
To help you stay alive

Do you want to watch
Yourself brutally die

Once you're gone
I'll cry
Then I'd starve too
Eventually
That's what I'd do

Meet For Dinner

That s a banana splitta ,  curving in the edge fluffy tango

WikAweR

AI Story


Hmmmmm

What?

Yes.

The news

Let's do

The news

Well the stock market
Plummeted today
But if you haven't heard
By now
Who gives a fuck
Anyway
And this is my
Last fucking day

Literally
This is it for me
I got a gun at home
I'll do it alone

If you haven't
Fucking heard
There's an asteroid
That's going to
Annihilate earth
Scientists predict
What's in store
Is that
The earth
Won't exist
Anymore

Bits and pieces
Scattered in space
Everything
The human race

Everything we've ever done
Is going to be wiped out
Its in motion
It's begun

Its moving very fast
Just a few days
These are the last

The time of
Our extinction
Has come
When the asteroid hits
Everything
Will be done
Nothing
Of this planet
Will remain
It will happen quickly
I expect no pain

And all there truly
Is to say
If you don't already
Now
Is the time to pray

Last Moments Of The Soon To Be Extinct: Announcement

AI Story

Oh goodness 
Where is my fucking lighter 

Hello Anthony
I'm calling to say
I won't be paying
For the drugs today
And for tomorrow
That applies too
Please fuck off
Truly fuck you

Hi darla
How's your back
Yeah
Things are fucked
Do you have
Any Crack
If it matters
I got cash
If it matters
I'll eat your ass
Basically
Anything you want me to
If you got crack
I'll do it for you

Great
How about two
I'll stop by the store
Anything I should
Get for you

Hey Marki
Yeah, shit
Ain't fucking funny
I don't know
If it matters
But I got
A lot of money
I'd like
A lot of smack
Enough to take
Me out
And if you
Got it now
That's what
I'm talking about
What's your fucking deed
To give me what I need?

OK
I've done.
Shit like that before
I'll see you
Sometime after four
Oh
Do you need anything
From the store?

Hi Billy
I know
I'm not allowed
To call
But with
The asteroid coming
I don't give
A fuck at all
But your mother
Is a whore
I wish i never
Fucked her
Never see her
Anymore
But we did
What we did
And I'm
A fuck up
But you're
An amazing kid
And I'm sorry
I couldn't be
A better dad
But way things
Worked out
You should be
Very glad
I'm pretty
Fucking bad

We'll all be gone
In a day or two
I'm sorry son
I love you
I've always thought
Of you
For you
I've always cared
If I make it
Up to Heaven
I hope to
See you there

Goodbye

Last Moments Of The Soon To Be Extinct: Chapter 1 Wasted

AI Story

Hey
Margaret
I shit my pants again
Yeah
In the oval office
Shit my pants
Again

Hey
Honey
Would it a bother
For you to
Clean me up
Then
Bring me another

No one else
Is taking my calls

Is this you or voicemail

Can anyone hear me

At all

Hello

Helllllooooooooooooooo

Iiiiiiiiiiiii

Have

Shiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt

In my pants!!!!

I'll try again

Hey
Margaret
I shit my pants again
Yeah
In the oval office
Shit my pants
Again

Hey
Honey
Would it a bother
For you to
Clean me up
Then
Bring me another

No one else
Is taking my calls

Is this you or voicemail

Can anyone hear me

At all

I'm getting annoyed 
This is no longer funny
Do you know who I fucking am
Me and all my fucking money 

Anybody here
To take a fucking chance
Or do I have to fucking change my own 
Shitty fucking pants

Shitty fucking pants
Shitty fucking pants

Fucking asteroid 
Has made me
Shit my pants 

And finally 
I truly fucking see
What every fucking body
Really thinks of me

End of world is coming 
We're done
And thats it
I'm fucking alone
Sitting in my shit

A dream I've had
Many times
I shit my pants 
Then answer 
For my crimes 

I don't know 
What else to do
I'll sit
And shit and shit 
And shit 

And shit until I'm through 

And I'm sure
I'll shit my pants 
On the other side too

Last Moments Of The Soon To Be Extinct-Chapter 2: Powerful People

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AI Stories

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I've
Always wanted to be
In a gangbang
Though I never knew why
When I asked my husband
He said
He didn't have
Enough friends to try

When we searched
Through the homeless
And for any street thugs
They didn't want
To fuck me
Unless
We provided them drugs

So we gave up
And I didn't want to screw
I said I'm sorry baby
I truly love you
But
There aren't enough
Of you

I'd like at about
Fifty
Or eighty at least
Hairy, fat and naked
I don't care
I want a man feast
Bald or hair
Like I said
I really don't care

I just want
To be pleased
Since we're all gonna die
Won't worry
About disease
And rubbers
They're useless too
Use them for balloon animals
But don't touch me with those
If you want to screw

It looks
Like at the end
Of the world
I've become
A popular girl
My husband passed out
Took too many pills
So I posted on the internet
Guys, come and get
Your thrills
Fucking death is coming
And I've got holes
To be filled

And i posted
My address too
I showed my kitty
And said she's waiting for you

Now one hundred twenty
Guys circling around my bed
And they're all gonna fuck me
Fuck me til I'm dead

If the asteroid is coming
I want to be coming too

One of these guys
I hope knows what to do

Last Moments Of The Soon To Be Extinct:Chapter 3- Pleasure

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