A very rough voice memo recording of one of our new songs, hope you enjoy :)

Britain's Favourite Relic (Live at Tonegarden)

We wanted to see how many verses and choruses we could get into 45 seconds if we played really fast.....this is the result.......

Bad Protagonist Club Sell Out: Three Young Men Who Sucked Up To The Man (Parts 1 Through To 386)

A second and a half of pure ecstasy followed by 17 and a half seconds of 'I beg for death', followed by 6 seconds of audio-orgasm.....






Help us. We try to record serious music but get really bored...

Bad Protagonist Club Sellout

Gamma Raves

Pure shite, avoid at all costs. I'm not sure that was even a joke, I would avoid this. Maybe we'll record serious music in the future, I suppose Gamma Raves is semi-serious but generally serious music takes longer to record and sesh friends happened in 15 minutes or so.......

Sesh Friends

Taken from our headline set at Sneaky Pete's as the first ever Orpheus Collective event. We ballsed the ending but we tend to do that....

Photo Creds to the ever beautiful and talented Adam Kitchener

Goodbye Verdant Forest - Live At Sneaky Pete's (OC)

Just a punk band 'n' all that like




Jo Higgs-Bass/Vox
Joe Cornfield-Guitar/vox
Zak Watt- Drums

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