MW ~ DIO’s Story

Wrrrrryyyy! The 16th century vampire, DIO Brando, has returned again with a mix of progressive rock and bizarre J-POP! With Coda, Yes, and his legendary stand「THE WORLD」, many will find out it’s useless to compete with him.
★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)
This track was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07, and DIO's art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Bloody Chest

Wrrrrryyyy! The 16th century vampire, DIO Brando, has returned again with a mix of progressive rock and bizarre J-POP! With Coda, Yes, and his legendary stand「THE WORLD」, many will find out it’s useless to compete with him.
★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)
This track and art were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Happy birthday! Stay Jammin!

Freek'n Earfquake

An arrangement depicting the Left side of the bracket. by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Here are the battles to look forward to!
DIO BRANDO vs LORD FARQUAAD
RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON vs HEROBRINE
GEICO GAMING vs KE$HA
QUAD CITY BARKLEY vs NEIL CICIEREGA
For every battle section, the internet will have 48 hours to vote on Strawpoll. The poll will be found in the description of each announcement. Vote for whichever character's sources you think will provide the best Mashups! Stay Jammin!!!

BRACKET: Section A

https://www.strawpoll.me/18648492
DIO: Looks like「THE WORLD」is gonna roll you!
FARQUAAD: I vowed to wipe monsters like you from my perfect kingdom!
The first battle of MASHUP WEEK is here! Who will win in this battle of lords; an ancient vampire with the powers of a stand, or the height-challenged ruler of Duloc? Cast your votes now! https://www.strawpoll.me/18648492

Here's a reminder of these two's sources. 
DIO BRANDO:
★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)

LORD FARQUAAD:
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)

This track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam and both of these art pieces were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin! https://www.strawpoll.me/18648492

Livin' La Bloody Loca

"You might as well be walking on the sun, vampire."

That's right, the internet has spoken! The charismatic LORD FARQUAAD has won his first battle against DIO BRANDO! Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for the next battle coming soon.  Stay Jammin!

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the greatest of them all? Lord Farquaad of course! Even though he couldn't win Fiona's heart, he is sure to swoon over the ladies in MASHUP WEEK! His source list will definitely make his opponents bow down and declare him the all star!
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)

The Results! - DIO vs Lord Farquaad

NNOTE: Dio lost to Farquaad, and thus will nnot be moving on within the bracket. Better lcuk next time!

Wrrrrryyyy! The 16th century vampire, DIO Brando, has returned again with a mix of progressive rock and bizarre J-POP! With Coda, Yes, and his legendary stand「THE WORLD」, many will find out it’s useless to compete with him.
★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men...)
★Songs FEATURED in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)
This track was made by El Senva @user-12984478, and DIO's art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Portable Stand

ᴅɪᴏ: (𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃 𝒾𝓃 𝒿𝒶𝓅𝒶𝓃𝑒𝓈𝑒. 𝒾 𝒹𝓊𝓃𝓃𝑜, 𝒾𝓂 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒶 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝒾𝓇)
Ⱨ₳₮ ₵ⱧłⱠĐ: 🅱ⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞⓞP
*𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓪𝓴* this trAck awas made by diamondbrickZzzzzZ @diamondbrickz. dios art made by teheguyy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and hatkid s was made by plassman @plasmaan. ssssty jambin! ! ¡¡ !

Za Bloody Burning Trainwreck!

𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓐𝓐𝓗𝓐𝓗𝓐𝓗𝓗𝓐𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱 *𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓪𝓴* . 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 ℕ𝕆 𝕀𝔻𝔼𝔸 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙. 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕚𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕚𝕝𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 αnd hє's вrσught thє 𝓛𝓞𝓢𝓔𝓡𝓢 𝓑𝓡𝓐𝓒𝓚𝓔𝓣!!! we'll be faster and cooler than we've ever been before, so buckle your got damn seats. 

this track was made by WHolpwuynch @whole-punch and TheG yu @theguys-spicy-soundclown, who made this epic art. ssssty jambin! ! ¡¡ !

Loser Achievement Award

Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Tommorow begins the Loser's Bracket, a chance for the fallen contestants to return to the bracket! Be careful though; the Offkey's, corrupted versions of Quatrafinals losers, and more of Chair's hitmen are here to cause chaos! Enjoy this arrangement by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai to open up the new account! 
WELCOME INCELS, CHAIR HERE!  This is the losers bracket, where all of your precious little LOSERS- (and Billie) come to get another chance.  BuT YOU BETTER REMEMBER IF ANYONE LOSES HERE THEY'RE GONE FOR GOOD!  SO YOU BETTER MAKE THOSE PATHETIC VOTES OF YOURS COUNT.  NOT THAT IT MATTERS SINCE THEY'LL BE DESTROYED BY THE POWER OF THE OFFKEYS.  See you on the other side, IDIOTS! HAHAHAHA  (please let Billie win)
HEROBRINE & DIO vs OFFKEY FRANK
HEROBRINE vs DIO BRANDO
KE$HA & BARKLEY vs OFFKEY SCOTT
KE$HA vs QUAD CITY BARKLEY
METTATON & BILLIE EILISH vs OFFKEY NEIL
METTATON vs BILLIE EILISH 
SNAIL-CHAN & FLAT ERIC vs OFFKEY RWJ
SNAIL-CHAN vs FLAT ERIC

BRACKET: Losers

@mashup-week-losersbracket
Hm? What's that? SoundCloud may have repealed its track limit, but three measly hours of upload time isn't enough to sustain a massive tournament? That's fine. I'm fine. I'm not upset in the slightest.
This can only mean one thing; the losers bracket will kick off our next account! Enjoy this mashup by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and please follow @mashup-week-losersbracket to see how this story and bracket continues! See you soon, and as always, Stay Jammin!

We'll Be Right Back ~ A Transition

🄾🄵🄵🄺🄴🅈 ⒻⓇⒶⓃⓀⓊ : 僕はセックス大好き. いつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックス
DIO: How DARE you use such VILE language in my presence! I, DIO, shall do everything in my power to crush you! 「THE WORLD」!!!
Herobrine : You understand him , Brando? I can't fathom a word he's saying.
𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 : 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔻𝔸ℝ𝕂 𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻  ̴̎̂I̴̎́S̵͒̔ ̵͑͂H̴̄̿È̴̊R̸̐̂È̶̘
Herobrine : Now you're speaking my language! Bring it on, you waste of bytes!

What's going on?! What was supposed to be the simple fight between 3 losers has turned into a fight for their lives! Now, in the face of the distorted Filthy Frank , stand the two individuals, who's presence on their series can not be forgotten; The forgotten and unremovable Herobrine, and the Bloodthirsty Joestar Killer, DIO Brando. Will these two prevail in this 𝔟𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 of rΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣJɆ₵₮₴? 【ｃｈａｉｒ】: ₱ⱤØ฿₳฿ⱠɎ ₦Ø₮ ⱠØⱠ
This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. Stay Jammin!

Sacrificing the Pillar Mobs

DIO: Your existance serves one purpose alone: to rest underneath my heel!
HEROBRINE: Fighting with gold isn't exactly the best strategy. Diamond is unbreakable.
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This mashup was made by Vincent Mashups @vincents-memes-246806282 with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin! forms.gle/S81VkQAcXiWthavp8

(Dio Brando leans up against a wall, brandishing his knife and watching Herobrine, from afar. Herobrine is quick to catch Dio's strange behavior, and gets up to consult him about it.)

HEROBRINE: I'll say, Brando. For a vampire, you aren't exactly the most stealthy. Is there something you'd wish to talk about?
DIO: ...Your very existence confuses me greatly.
HEROBRINE: ...How so, Brando? Aren't we all from New Worlds around the multiverse? I've seen some strange faces myse-

(Dio stops brandishing his knife, then gazes at Herobrine.)

DIO: You claim to be not of this mortal realm, and convince yourself that you are a spectre. Yet your conception was born in the virtual plain. Well, whatever you call your home.
HEROBRINE: ...What are you getting at, Mr. Brando?

(Dio smirks.)

DIO: Tell me, "spectre". Where does the middleman meet at ghost and glitch? Are you sure you even know what you are? You being here is a mystery in and of itself.

(Herobrine is silent for a while; Dio heckles to himself, quietly. Herobrine's face suddenly beams, and he fixes his gaze at Dio.)

HEROBRINE: I see what you're trying to do, Brando. I know your games. I can't be griefed so easily. Although, I admit, I've pondered the truth behind my corporeality... but I can't let that consume my mind. You must forget who you are talking to. I am an icon of indie horror. Gaming's greatest mystery that cannot be explained.

(Herobrine's eyes begin to glow underneath his shades.)

HEROBRINE: You're lucky things are "Peaceful Mode" now, Brando. And you may have the royalty of calling me the worst competitor in the Tournament, as I've come to accept. But I pray you are much wiser to know your place. Because remember, Brando...

(Herobrine crouches close to Dio's face.)

HEROBRINE: You lost the very first round.

(Dio stops smiling. Herobrine fixes his shades, and walks away. Dio leans back against the wall, still brandishing his knives

Fallen Days

HEROBRINE: Patch notes: Removed DIO BRANDO from MASHUP WEEK.

That's right, the internet has spoken! Herobrine, in his SkyDoesMinecraft outfit, has defeated the vampire DIO Brando! This means that DIO has been eliminated and Herobrine will move on to fight Frank! Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for more battles coming soon!

The Results! - Dio Brando vs Herobrine

This victory theme was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

(There's a thunderstorm outside the hotel. Everyone was celebrating inside, cheering for Herobrine on ACTUALLY winning his very first match! Even after all the criticism. Herobrine felt... truly loved again. After a while, Herobrine decided to go check on Dio, and headed up to the loft. He was up there alone in the rain, away from the celebration.)

HEROBRINE: Mr. Brando, I didn't expect to see you here.
DIO: Tch. What do you want now? 
HEROBRINE: I... I just want to talk. I know it's been a while since we last, uh... 
DIO: Did you come here to gloat? Or did you grow weary of extorting your ego in front of those simple minded weaklings.
HEROBRINE: They have NAMES, you kno-
(Dio stomps the ground.)
DIO: I DO NOT CARE! Do you think that just because you've bested me that now I shall kiss the ground where you STAND?! And what? Now I OWE you?! 
HEROBRINE: Dio, that's not what I- 
DIO: You think because you won something that I DESERVED, I'm going to OBEY you? Like ALL those FOOLISH voters you've tricked? 
HEROBRINE: I only came here because I felt bad for you, but all of this is not my fault. Mr. Frank and the other quatrafinalists were left corrupted in the Jamension, and after we freed him it was a simple matchup for the loser's bracket, which you lost to me FAIR and SQUARE. There WERE no tricks. No one's making you stay out here all alone in the rain ready to fight a battle that doesn't need to happen. Are you just going to lay up here and wait for someone do give you a purpose? Because I'm trying to give you one.
(Dio grips Herobrine by his square collar.)
DIO: Listen, weakling, you might have won, but I will not bow down to the likes of YOU. A weak, sappy, useless pile of dirt! If you think you're hard enough to tell me what to do, then why don't you FIGHT me AND PRO-
(Herobrine punches Dio as hard as he could in the face.)
HEROBRINE: Aww man.
(He command /tp's out of the room.)

Victory! - Dio Brando

DIO: ...Tch. このような時間の無駄.
KE$HA: The party didn't stop once I walked in. Keep that party beat alive, everyone!
MTT: Thank you, everyone. You've all been a wonderful audience.
FLAT ERIC: Wrow wrow! (Au revoir pour le moment, fans et amis! Nous vous remercions profondément pour l'amour et le soutien.)
For the past months, these characters have fought their absolute hardest to bring entertaining music to you all. However, in the end, there can only be one winner. Ke$ha, Dio, Mettaton, and Flat Eric have been eliminated from the tournament, so please enjoy this medley by Vincent Mashups @vincents-memes-246806282. Stay Jammin!

Farewell To the Fallen

Wrrrrryyyy! The 19th century vampire, DIO Brando, has returned again with a mix of progressive rock and bizarre J-POP! With Coda, Yes, and his legendary stand「THE WORLD」, many will find out it’s useless to compete with him.
★Songs from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
(Bloody Stream, Stand Proud, Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town, Pillar Men)
★Songs featured in JJBA Outros
(Roundabout, Walk Like an Egyptian, I Want You, Last Train Home)

This track was made by Toothn't @toothnt_the_second and this art was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

「!OVERDRIVE!」Activated

track by toothnt @toothnt_the_second and art by theguy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, constipatednugget @nugman07, diamondbrickZ @diamondbrickz and plasman @plasmaan

ohhh hey chair whats with all the impossible mashups this week?? im getting ready for my climatic finale with the finalists! if none of my bosses can beat them i can kick their asses myself! squeak creak god damng it

Noisy Recess With The Crew

This track was a collab starring many, many submitters, with art by EvKem @evkem and 2D37 @insignificant-weeaboo. Stay Jammin!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ejxm6HEogChrVjJ7al5mnTgcv5KtmRXKxz0xbE_s2YU/edit?usp=sharing

HAT KID: No more games. No more adventures. It's about time we put an end to all of this. For good. >:(
FARQUAAD: I want these simpletons medium rare and this tournament BURNT TO A CRISP. Everything in between is dragon chow.
NEIL: Come on, Farquaad! Why can't we be friends?
SCOTT: Talk about a Super Slam! Let's do an episode together after this, Hat Kid!
HEAVY: Child put trust in heavy, and child gave Heavy this hat.  He will now save both child and tiny baby man!
BIFF: Farquaad, we've had our differences but you don't deserve to suffer like this.  Alright, Martin, it's sexy resurrection time, to save our friends!
RWJ: What's happenin forum, I thinks it's time we show these guys just how much they deserve to be here... no matter how short they are!
KE$HA: Alright everyone, let's make sure this party stops, just this once!
BARKLEY: WOOP! THERE IT IS!! (Garfield, you need to stop it and get some help. Just like we're gonna help these two!)
DIO: You defeated me once, you minuscule annoyance. Don't allow this feline to defeat you now!
FRANK: You re gonna let some stupid ass cat lead you around Kid? Chin Chin is scarier than this furry fuck!
METTATON: Come down from there darling! Can't you see the joy this tournament brings?
FLAT ERIC: Wrow wrow! (What's a collab without having everyone along for the ride? C'mon, you two!)
HEROBRINE:It would appear that your pride only got you so far, want to prove me wrong?
SNAIL: Come back so we can all play together again! 
BILLIE: cmon kid, this is for you... and for chair...!

You All Hate Mondays

This mashup was a major collab between many submitters, with incredible art by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget and Deadhand @Deadhand#5384 (discord)!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_WDf2VkfeXlZhIZu497JJ-Yrtcg1nDu1mS-rJLLFvlM/edit?usp=sharing

GARFIELD: (Look at all the new friends I've made. I'm sure they're just ＤＹＩＮＧ to meet you.)
(𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠?)
LOU BEGA: All of you are doing it wrong! THE MAMBO IS RUINED.
SCATMAN: Goodbye.
TONY STARK: We're in the Endgame now. Once a dead meme, always a dead meme.
SPINEL: I don't wanna play with any of you anymore.
SOUNDCLOWN: S-L-A-(BRRRTZZ) I AM MY OWN BABY DADDY'S WORST NIGHTMA-A-A-ARE.
K/DA AKALI: Keep your eyes on me now, WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE.
SUSIE: Filthy savages like you lot deserve to be put in their rightful place.
TARTAR: [DO YOU SEE IT? A PERFECT NEW WORLD SHINES FOR YOU WEEKLINGS. SO DON'T RESIST.]
FATMAN SCOOP: EVERYBODY LISTEN TO ME!! ON THE COUNT OF THREE!! WE CHARGE ALTOGETHER!!
GIGI: Ab... Ab... WHOPP 'EM!!!
GARFIELD: (𝐁𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩.)

Garfield Means Business!

This was, again, a massive collaboration between many submitters and artists! see the spreadsheets here!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jLIX2CyPbE9T6W8SFvywUDaZnKkd7EctrUnAzmPzLl4/edit?usp=sharing

FARQUAAD: Good heavens!! The cat has grown into a hideous beast!! Everyone, CHARGE!!
DIO BRANDO: Return to hell where you belong, feline!! I, DIO BRANDO, WILL DRAG YOU THERE MYSELF!!
RWJ: READY, NIGGA? STEADY... AIM... BOOM!! HEADSHOT!!
HEROBRINE: Let's get our revenge. TAKE BACK THE TOURNAMENT!
KE$HA: Don't stop, everyone!! Keep attacking!! I hope this works...
BIFF: I've seen worse in my days, you arrogant feline. C'mon Martin. 
Martin: GEICO REPRESENT! Er, I mean, Keep attacking, everyone!!
NEIL: Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be? This is the ultimate showdown, to win back Mashup Week!
BARKLEY: SLAM!! JAM!! (This ain't no dream. This is for real!! C'mon Barkley, keep it together. You GOT this!!)
SCOTT: This is the FINAL DESTINATION, everyone!! LET'S 3-STOCK THIS F███NG CAT!!
BILLIE: i'd be more than happy to bury your fucking body in the ground.
HEAVY: YAAAAHAHAHAHA!! SASHA LIKES YOU, LITTLE HAT CHILD!!
HAT KID: Yeaaaaaaaaah!! >:D
METTATON: It's time, darlings! We can break him down to his CORE!
SNAIL-CHAN: This has been a real adventure, guys. LET'S WIN THIS!!
FILTHY FRANK: I'M SOOOOOO FUCKING ERECT RIGHT NOW GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT CAT!!!!!!!!!
FLAT ERIC: WROW!! WROW WROW!!! (C'est la fin du monde!! Envoyons ce chat directement en enfer!!!)
THEGUY: im literally crying and shaking rn i just wanted a fun music tournament
SCATMAN: BEEEEEEEBAPABADAPO!! (Let's finish this, demon.)
LOU BEGA: Ladies and gentlemen, may the mambo be with you!!
TONY STARK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SPINEL: The future looks bright, everyone! WE CAN WIN THIS!!
K/DA AKALI: Don't slip up, now!! Focus fire on that beast!!
SUSIE: Keep attacking!! We can do this!!
TARTAR: [ENABLING THREAT PATTERN] YOU'RE GOING TO WISH YOUR SPECIES WAS WIPED OUT YEARS AGO, YOU WEAKLING!
FATMAN SCOOP: LADIES!! FELLAS!! LET'S SEND THIS PUSSY BACK TO 2010!!
GIGI: AB AB AB CHU AB THIN CHU!! WHOP EM!!
SOUNDCLOWN: FffffFFFFFffFFFFFUCKFUCKFUCK YOU KILLED Y-YOU KILLED DAAaaAAD! YOU P-U-S-S-Y! P-P-PUSSYPUSSYPUSSY (BRRR-ZRRT) BITCHBITCHB-[SWEAR CAPACITY OVERLOADING]
 THIS IS F-O-R MY DAD. YOU SON O-F A (BRR-R-ZT) BITCH.

SEASON FINALE !

i don’t post music, but i sure can make playlists.

MW ~ DIO’s Story

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