MW ~ Herobrine’s Story

Aww man… the blocky, vengeful spirit of Herobrine is here to take his revenge! Removed from his Minecraft homelands, this cubic maniac has spread his crafted aura to the pop music spectrum. Will his mythic abilities corrupt the tournament? Like and subscribe to find out.

★Songs from the Minecraft OST
(Sweden, Subwoofer Lullaby, Wet Hands, Strad, Cat)
★Minecraft Parodies
(CaptainSparkles, Galaxy Goats, MineCraft Awesome Parodys, Yogscast)

This track was made by ConstipatedNugget @nugman07, with art made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Vengeful Digger

Aww man… the blocky, vengeful spirit of Herobrine is here to take his revenge! Removed from his Minecraft homelands, this cubic maniac has spread his crafted aura to the pop music spectrum. Will his mythic abilities corrupt the tournament? Like and subscribe to find out.
★Songs from the Minecraft OST
(Sweden, Subwoofer Lullaby, Wet Hands, Strad, Cat)
★Minecraft Parodies
(CaptainSparkles, Galaxy Goats, MineCraft Awesome Parodys, Yogscast)

This track was made by craftersshaft @craftersshaft, with art made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Fallen Subwoofer

An arrangement depicting the Left side of the bracket. by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Here are the battles to look forward to!
DIO BRANDO vs LORD FARQUAAD
RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON vs HEROBRINE
GEICO GAMING vs KE$HA
QUAD CITY BARKLEY vs NEIL CICIEREGA
For every battle section, the internet will have 48 hours to vote on Strawpoll. The poll will be found in the description of each announcement. Vote for whichever character's sources you think will provide the best Mashups! Stay Jammin!!!

BRACKET: Section A

https://www.strawpoll.me/18663038
RWJ: Hey forum, check out this video of this blockhead getting OWNED!
Herobrine: Your life will end just like your career: game over.
The second battle of MASHUP WEEK has arrived! Who will win this battle of internet legends; A square monster with glowing eyes, or a lead singer with a love for viral internet clips? Cast your votes now!
https://www.strawpoll.me/18663038

Here's a reminder of these two's sources.
HEROBRINE:
★Songs from the Minecraft OST
(Sweden, Subwoofer Lullaby, Wet Hands, Strad, Cat)
★Minecraft Parodies
(CaptainSparkles, Galaxy Goats, MineCraft Awesome Parodys, Yogscast)

RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON:
★Songs from Your Favorite Martian or Fatty Spins
(Orphan Tears, Stereotypes Song, My Balls, Doin Your Mom)
★Songs by Kitsune²
(Rock My Emotions, Skuggin’ Around, Rainbow Tylenol)
★Songs parodied by YFM
(High Voltage, Love the Way You Lie, Somebody That I Used to Know)

This track was made by craftersshaft @craftersshaft and both of these art pieces were made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin! https://www.strawpoll.me/18663038

Taking A Forum Down To Bedrock

"Excuse me homeboy, can you give me the coordinates to your mom's bedroom?"
That's right, the internet has spoken! RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON, the former host of =3, has won the second battle against HEROBRINE. Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for the next battle coming soon. Stay Jammin!
What's happening, forum? This former host of =3 will rock your socks off with videos from the net, "hilarious" commentary and doing the competitions' mom. With the help of his band mates and his rapping and singing experience, it's no doubt that he can win the tournament!
★Songs from Your Favorite Martian or Fatty Spins
(Orphan Tears, Stereotypes Song, My Balls, Doin Your Mom)
★Songs by Kitsune²
(Rock My Emotions, Skuggin’ Around, Rainbow Tylenol)
★Songs parodied by YFM
(High Voltage, Love the Way You Lie, Somebody That I Used to Know)

The Results! - RayWilliamJohnson vs Herobrine

NOTE: Herobrine lost to RWJ, and will not be moving on to the QuatraFinals. Better luck next time!
Aww man… the blocky, vengeful spirit of Herobrine is here to take his revenge! Removed from his Minecraft homelands, this cubic maniac has spread his crafted aura to the pop music spectrum. Will his mythic abilities corrupt the tournament? Like and subscribe to find out.
★Songs from the Minecraft OST
(Sweden, Subwoofer Lullaby, Wet Hands, Strad, Cat)
★Minecraft Parodies
(CaptainSparkles, Galaxy Goats, MineCraft Awesome Parodys, Yogscast)

This track was made by Cryptrik @cryptrik2 with art made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Disc-Overy

Aww man… the blocky, vengeful spirit of Herobrine is here to take his revenge! Removed from his Minecraft homelands, this cubic maniac has spread his crafted aura to the pop music spectrum. Will his mythic abilities corrupt the tournament? Like and subscribe to find out.
★Songs from the Minecraft OST
(Sweden, Subwoofer Lullaby, Wet Hands, Strad, Cat)
★Minecraft Parodies
(CaptainSparkles, Galaxy Goats, MineCraft Awesome Parodys, Yogscast)

This track was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs with art made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and Craftersshaft @craftersshaft. Stay Jammin!

Epic Let’s Play

𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓐𝓐𝓗𝓐𝓗𝓐𝓗𝓗𝓐𝓱𝓪𝓱𝓪𝓱 *𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓪𝓴* . 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕤 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 ℕ𝕆 𝕀𝔻𝔼𝔸 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙. 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕚𝕣 𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕦𝕚𝕝𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 αnd hє's вrσught thє 𝓛𝓞𝓢𝓔𝓡𝓢 𝓑𝓡𝓐𝓒𝓚𝓔𝓣!!! we'll be faster and cooler than we've ever been before, so buckle your got damn seats. 

this track was made by WHolpwuynch @whole-punch and TheG yu @theguys-spicy-soundclown, who made this epic art. ssssty jambin! ! ¡¡ !

Loser Achievement Award

ⓕⓡⓐⓝⓚ: ⓝⓨⓨⓨⓔⓨⓨⓢⓢⓢⓢ
ⱧɆⱤØ฿ⱤɄⱧ: 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕗 𝕗𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕪
sorry 𝖋𝖔 the late 𝖚𝖕𝖑𝖔𝖆𝖉, i was busy 𝖉𝖔𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖘𝖙𝖚𝖋𝖋

𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 𝓼𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓪𝓴 ths track was made by diavolo @user-88813114, with frakn art by ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai and herobruh art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundcloud and craftersshaft @craftersshaft. ssssty jambin! ! ¡¡ !

mashup

Slow Dancing In A New World

Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! Tommorow begins the Loser's Bracket, a chance for the fallen contestants to return to the bracket! Be careful though; the Offkey's, corrupted versions of Quatrafinals losers, and more of Chair's hitmen are here to cause chaos! Enjoy this arrangement by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai to open up the new account! 
WELCOME INCELS, CHAIR HERE!  This is the losers bracket, where all of your precious little LOSERS- (and Billie) come to get another chance.  BuT YOU BETTER REMEMBER IF ANYONE LOSES HERE THEY'RE GONE FOR GOOD!  SO YOU BETTER MAKE THOSE PATHETIC VOTES OF YOURS COUNT.  NOT THAT IT MATTERS SINCE THEY'LL BE DESTROYED BY THE POWER OF THE OFFKEYS.  See you on the other side, IDIOTS! HAHAHAHA  (please let Billie win)
HEROBRINE & DIO vs OFFKEY FRANK
HEROBRINE vs DIO BRANDO
KE$HA & BARKLEY vs OFFKEY SCOTT
KE$HA vs QUAD CITY BARKLEY
METTATON & BILLIE EILISH vs OFFKEY NEIL
METTATON vs BILLIE EILISH 
SNAIL-CHAN & FLAT ERIC vs OFFKEY RWJ
SNAIL-CHAN vs FLAT ERIC

BRACKET: Losers

@mashup-week-losersbracket
Hm? What's that? SoundCloud may have repealed its track limit, but three measly hours of upload time isn't enough to sustain a massive tournament? That's fine. I'm fine. I'm not upset in the slightest.
This can only mean one thing; the losers bracket will kick off our next account! Enjoy this mashup by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and please follow @mashup-week-losersbracket to see how this story and bracket continues! See you soon, and as always, Stay Jammin!

We'll Be Right Back ~ A Transition

🄾🄵🄵🄺🄴🅈 ⒻⓇⒶⓃⓀⓊ : 僕はセックス大好き. いつもセックス、毎日やりたいセックス
DIO: How DARE you use such VILE language in my presence! I, DIO, shall do everything in my power to crush you! 「THE WORLD」!!!
Herobrine : You understand him , Brando? I can't fathom a word he's saying.
𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴 : 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔻𝔸ℝ𝕂 𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔻  ̴̎̂I̴̎́S̵͒̔ ̵͑͂H̴̄̿È̴̊R̸̐̂È̶̘
Herobrine : Now you're speaking my language! Bring it on, you waste of bytes!

What's going on?! What was supposed to be the simple fight between 3 losers has turned into a fight for their lives! Now, in the face of the distorted Filthy Frank , stand the two individuals, who's presence on their series can not be forgotten; The forgotten and unremovable Herobrine, and the Bloodthirsty Joestar Killer, DIO Brando. Will these two prevail in this 𝔟𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 of rΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣΣJɆ₵₮₴? 【ｃｈａｉｒ】: ₱ⱤØ฿₳฿ⱠɎ ₦Ø₮ ⱠØⱠ
This mashup was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai. Stay Jammin!

Sacrificing the Pillar Mobs

DIO: Your existance serves one purpose alone: to rest underneath my heel!
HEROBRINE: Fighting with gold isn't exactly the best strategy. Diamond is unbreakable.
forms.gle/S81VkQAcXiWthavp8

This mashup was made by Vincent Mashups @vincents-memes-246806282 with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin! forms.gle/S81VkQAcXiWthavp8

(Dio Brando leans up against a wall, brandishing his knife and watching Herobrine, from afar. Herobrine is quick to catch Dio's strange behavior, and gets up to consult him about it.)

HEROBRINE: I'll say, Brando. For a vampire, you aren't exactly the most stealthy. Is there something you'd wish to talk about?
DIO: ...Your very existence confuses me greatly.
HEROBRINE: ...How so, Brando? Aren't we all from New Worlds around the multiverse? I've seen some strange faces myse-

(Dio stops brandishing his knife, then gazes at Herobrine.)

DIO: You claim to be not of this mortal realm, and convince yourself that you are a spectre. Yet your conception was born in the virtual plain. Well, whatever you call your home.
HEROBRINE: ...What are you getting at, Mr. Brando?

(Dio smirks.)

DIO: Tell me, "spectre". Where does the middleman meet at ghost and glitch? Are you sure you even know what you are? You being here is a mystery in and of itself.

(Herobrine is silent for a while; Dio heckles to himself, quietly. Herobrine's face suddenly beams, and he fixes his gaze at Dio.)

HEROBRINE: I see what you're trying to do, Brando. I know your games. I can't be griefed so easily. Although, I admit, I've pondered the truth behind my corporeality... but I can't let that consume my mind. You must forget who you are talking to. I am an icon of indie horror. Gaming's greatest mystery that cannot be explained.

(Herobrine's eyes begin to glow underneath his shades.)

HEROBRINE: You're lucky things are "Peaceful Mode" now, Brando. And you may have the royalty of calling me the worst competitor in the Tournament, as I've come to accept. But I pray you are much wiser to know your place. Because remember, Brando...

(Herobrine crouches close to Dio's face.)

HEROBRINE: You lost the very first round.

(Dio stops smiling. Herobrine fixes his shades, and walks away. Dio leans back against the wall, still brandishing his knives

Fallen Days

HEROBRINE: Patch notes: Removed DIO BRANDO from MASHUP WEEK.

That's right, the internet has spoken! Herobrine, in his SkyDoesMinecraft outfit, has defeated the vampire DIO Brando! This means that DIO has been eliminated and Herobrine will move on to fight Frank! Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for more battles coming soon!

The Results! - Dio Brando vs Herobrine

This mashup was made by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, who worked on this art with Craftersshaft @craftersshaft.

HEROBRINE: So, how is Frank doing?
THEGUY: I just came back from the clinic. He’s doing fine, the doctor said his vitals were normal. Apparently, the negativity from the void did a number on his mental stability as well as outward appearance. 
DIO: Ho! As if the obscene freak’s brain was not destroyed enough!
(Dio and Herobrine chuckle to themselves.)
THEGUY: Fortunately, he’s fine now. Hopefully he’ll be able to return to fight Hero in a few days!
DIO: Just wonderful. You cubic maniac are rather lucky.
HEROBRINE: I  look forward to fighting Frank. I’ve been hoping to square off against him some day. May he heal quickly.
THEGUY: To be honest, it’s nice to hear you guys are concerned for Frank’s welfare, even after cussing everybody out all the time. Especially you guys! Aren’t you supposed to be all evil and stuff?
HEROBRINE: Oh, please, McLastname. Why, he’s been very rude to us all since day 1. The only one he’s probably been nice to is DIO.
DIO: True. Joji speaks Japanese like I do, and we hit it off when we met. However, we are competitors all in one tournament. We are united, and we must look out for each other.
HEROBRINE: Anyway, who is the doctor that is taking care of him? Is it the Medic that Mishka was talking about?
THEGUY: I’m afraid the Medic was busy and couldn’t be reached. However, I did find a guy that actually had a medical license. He’s not the best, but he’ll do.

(Meanwhile, at a nearby clinic, Frank is lying in a hospital bed. A figure looms over him.)
FRANK: Jesus Christ, where am I? I feel horrible…
DR. AMIGO: ¿Es la offkey una amenaza para mi y mi familia?
FRANK: OH MY GOD! MARIO IS GOING TO RAPE MEEEEE! SOMEBODY HELP!

Shake Of The Blocks

FRANK: It's been a ride you ugly son of a bitch, but your autistic fan base ain't got nothing on me.
HEROBRINE: Poor choice of last words, young man.
FRANK: Come get it you dumb blocky fuck. I am going to piss on you!!!
HEROBRINE: Sticks and stones may build my homes, but your insults cannot wither me!!!
https://forms.gle/oHsB8WCrnFJbhPMZ7

This cover / parody was a collaborative effort, with lyrics by Fenzo @real-inspector-gadget, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai on the instrumental, TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, and Gnirob @gnirob on the background vocals. This cover art was made by vvsvlogs @vvsvlogs and Mr. Porkchop @mr-porkchop777. Stay Jammin!

(Filthy Frank is smoking outside the HQ. He's been fully recovered from his injuries and is ready to compete once again in the tournament. Not much later, Herobrine spawns right beside Frank.)
FILTHY FRANK: AGH!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! AT LEAST WARN ME WHEN YOU DO THAT SHIT!
HEROBRINE: My apologies, Mr. Frank, haha. I simply wanted to get some fresh air.
FILTHY FRANK: ... Do you even NEED air? How the fuck does that work?
HEROBRINE: Well, not really. I just like to imagine I do... Where I'm from, that's basically the "go to" excuse for everything. When imagination makes up most of your life, you just... pretend to enjoy things, sometimes.
(Filthy Frank takes a puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Damn man... now you got me thinkin' and shit. So like, you can EAT and all that shit, but, you don't really NEED to, right?
HEROBRINE: Well. Yes and no. It's... admittedly complicated.
(Filthy Frank takes another puff from his cig.)
FILTHY FRANK: Sounds deep, man... Actually, damn... Y'know, that'd make for a pretty good track. About thinking too harshly about shit and overcomplicating things... yeah. Yeah! Hey, block sucker, you think you're free this afternoon?
HEROBRINE: Er... Well, not really. Yeah, I'm free. Why do you sa-
(Filthy Frank puts a cigarette in Herobrine's mouth and lights it for him. Herobrine takes a big long puff, then a blocky cloud emits from his mouth.)
HEROBRINE: ... Damn.
FILTHY FRANK: "Devil's Lettuce" baby. FUCK the Christian Minecraft Servers. 
We're makin' music TONIGHT, baby!!

EPIC JOJI SANCTUARY MINECRAFT PARODY

HEROBRINE: Your musical journey is an emerald to behold. But it appears my comeback just warranted an EXP boost.

That's right, the internet has spoken! Who has won this battle of evils; the glitched spectre of cubes or Chin Chin's greatest illusion? Who will be moving on through the bracket and who will be sent back to the ricefields? Listen in to find out! Thank you for voting, and stay tuned for more battles coming soon.

(Frank stands to the side stunned after hearing the voting results. He couldn't believe it and honestly...)
HEROBRINE: What the fuck?!
(...neither could Herobrine.)
FRANK: DUDE I THOUGHT YOU SAID PEOPLE FUCKING HATED YOU!!
HEROBRINE: I-I assumed they did?  It certainly seems like the higher ups do...
FRANK: Clearly not enough if you won the god damn match!
(Hero stops for a second and tries to process what just happened, could people really like him that much?  Even if it's some sort of irony to defeat Frank, it seemed unprecendented.)
FRANK: You know what?  FUCK. THIS. I HATE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE 
HERE! THIS SHIT IS RIGGED. I'M DONE.
(Frank storms out of the viewing room and heads back to the hotel.)
HEROBRINE: Frank, please...
(It was too late, Frank was already gone.  Herobrine simply sits down. Even though people apparently liked him now... was winning really worth all this? Did people appreciate his music or are people voting him out of pity? Or worse... out of some sick, ironic sense of humor?)

(TheGuy kicks down the door to the presentation room.)
THEGUY: H O W
(WholePunch runs in from the empty doorway.)
WHOLEPUNCH: W H A T

The Results! - Filthy Frank vs. Herobrine

thtrthiis masshup was ndmfmfmamde by dddiaomdnfbrick zz z z @diamondbrickz with arttt by theheheguy @theguys-spicy-soundclown and crafpoagjterjshaft @craftersshaft. 
howhoow can i stayt jamming if f this asppens to eme

ClicK BlocK

Welcome back to MASHUP WEEK! We've got some exciting boss fights and battles coming up soon! Who will conquer the losers bracket and face Heavy Weapons Guy and Geico Gaming in the Finals?! Enjoy this arrangement by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai to welcome you to this new section. Stay Jammin!

Please note: it's inevitable that we'll have to move to Mashup Week Part 4 soon. We hope you'll be moving with us. Many say that we should just "buy SoundCloud Pro" so we can have infinite upload time. This sucks, because once one stops paying for the subscription, every track uploaded after the three hour point becomes private. This means that one would have to pay forever to allow everyone to listen to all of our tracks. It sucks, but that's the game you play when starting a tournament on SoundCloud. We hope you'll bear with us and enjoy the move when it inevitably happens.

Here are the battles to look forward to:
HEROBRINE and SCOTT vs COMMANDER TARTAR
HEROBRINE vs SCOTT THE WOZ
NEIL and SNAIL-CHAN vs GIGI & SCOOPS
NEIL CICIEREGA vs SNAIL-CHAN
^^^ WINNERS vs GARFIELD
THE LOSER BRACKET FINALS!!!!
Thank you for listening, and stay tuned for more battles coming soon! 
~  TheGuy

BRACKET: Losers Semifinals

HEROBRINE: This is definitely the weirdest mod showcase I've ever seen.
SCOTT THE WOZ: Hey, uh, I'm no phone operator, but I think this guy's gone haywire!!
TARTAR: Radical, it's a lets play, brah!! [DISABLING CONTEMPORARY SPEECH MODE] BRRZ-Z-T!! LET'S SEE IF I MAKE A GOOD FINAL BOSS, MASHUP WEEKLINGS.

Creeper? Hey all! Things are getting heated as an AI with a telephone, statue, and laser beam has risen from the hotel floor! Can a game reviewer and a Minecraft legend work together to stop this slimy menace? Or will the tournament be forced to face the ultimate, supreme lifeform? Listen in to find out!

This track was made by Gnirob @gnirob and Smittz https://twitter.com/smittz_/, with art by Brugman58 @brugman58. Stay Jammin!

Fly Firework Fly ~ Plug & Play

i don’t post music, but i sure can make playlists.

MW ~ Herobrine’s Story

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