I keep dancin’ on my own..
{] + MAIN GOAL: (ORDER)66 FOLLOWERS! + [}

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The Dark Lord of the Sith appreciates Anime. Is there a PROBLEM With That? No? Very Well, Then.

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What’s that? You wish to know what I’m doing on Soundcloud?

Very well, then. I basically like to compile playlists by people such as Rustage, Daddyphatsnaps etc., so that people don’t have to make their own, which, as a Sith Lord, I know can be irritating. I cannot answer DMs as I usually have more pressing matters to attend to; but I shall try to meet your needs, for the Empire’s sake. As a side note, I look at replies to my comments, for whatever that may be worth.

(EDIT: Soundcloud DMs open)

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+WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME:+

“He is More Machine than Man.” — Obi-Wan Kenobi

“AAAGH!” - My son Luke Skywalker when I forcibly amputated his hand

“Beep Boop Whirr!” — R2-D2, best droid ever (Sorry 3P0)

“You Call Flipping a COIN a Martial Art?!” - Some winged shmuck fighting a droid (he lost too)

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Yeah....People don’t exactly “love” me. Oh well. When you’re stuck in Space Samurai armour threatening your son’s friends with a glow-stick, what can one expect?

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Name: Anakin “Ani” Skywalker
Alias: Darth Vader
Title(s): Dark Lord of the Sith, The Chosen One, Jedi Knight (Formerly)
Height: 6’ 6’’
Likes: Duelling, Intimidating others, Anime, Droids, Lightsabers, Force Choke, Rap, Divide Music, Sabaton, Spinning, Youngling Massacres, Podraces, Citizen Soldier, Gaming Relentlessly
Dislikes: Living people, Obi-Wan, Taking orders, Snobbish Moffs, Jedi, Rebels, The High Ground, Sand, My Suit, My Ungrateful Children, the Color Purple


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Put This  ⬆️  In Your Bio if you Love Star Wars!

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~*NOTABLE FOLLOWERS*~

1st Follower: Nurva Kellert; though, technically, *I* am my first follower-?

5th Follower: Scott Pratt, No Relation to Chris

10th Follower: itachi, inventor of the Anime Plot Twist

15th Follower: treevan. ‘Nuff said

20th Follower: User 597603965. Pretty sure he’s a Stormtrooper??

25th Follower: commander delta star, our latest Moff (hired from space Waffle House)

30th Follower: ZaetheP, the man with fire beats

35th Follower: Muffin, someone I know

40th Follower: jonjon256. Nice pfp, man.

45th Follower: Ishra Mishra…seems like a chill dude!

50th Follower: RockMusic101: GOATed for his music tastes; he’s earned my respect.
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~HONORABLE MENTIONS~

• Dark Link/Liu/Sully: One of my first followers, whom I hold in high esteem and regard on the account of being an incredibly cultured individual

•CT-Sigma: A loyal trooper of my very own 501st Legion, who is genetically enhanced (like all clones) to be an absolute Chad

•willwillme: A good friend whom I first encountered on SoundCloud as Lavernius Tucker. A true Halo fan, which I respect (Halo being one of my favorite game franchises)

•German Empire: Our ground-force representatives on the planet Terra, of the Unknown Regions

•Uchiha Obito: Now officially designated as an honorary Sith Lord!

•TRENTMAZING: A major supporter who I owe bigtime for their likes and boosting my playlists; commendable

•Robert Mace: No relation to Mace Windu; the new commander for the Imperial 501st Legion; appreciates cookies, as should all budding imperials. Cookies are power

•Maxim248: they exist, and we appreciate that

•Touya Todoroki: another major supporter; second largest number of likes on my playlists, damn-
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D: “I was a God, Valeria.”
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V: “And?”
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D: “I found it…beneath me.”
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