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Hark! Please be sure to sing this next year at your neighbor's door!

It costs 0 dollars to make a realistic fart sound when someone bends over and make 2-3 people chuckle

The Imouto Appreciation Christmas Carol

Sockstar

How is this account still getting plays, likes, and reposts?

Through The Patricks And Stars

Life is unfair

Yes, no, maybe. I don't care. Here are some fucking memes.

Malcolm In The Memes

Sick Ass Drop

in celebration of my friend starting to learn to play piano

Hey, do you want to hear the most annoying meme in the world?

Songs used:
DADDY - PSY (feat. CL of 2NE1)

I Got It From Jim Carrey

i dont know why i did this

check out my other shit almost all of it is better than this

f-zero or whatever

I followed Meme Machine MKII and all I got was this lousy shitpost.

ｙｅｅａａｈ ｂｏｉｉｉ

Inspired by these:
https://soundcloud.com/tfwjp/this-is-my-suicide-note
https://soundcloud.com/deeyaywob/circulation-patty

My... Some people already made visuals of this post. Go check these out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4FH4uiu1V0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R8eEGsZ-ak
Nice.

Lyrics:
dadidadila blah blah
(hooplah!)
I bet you think you are ready to make a krabby patty! (Woah there!)
(hooplah!)
We still have few more topics to cover!
(hooplah!)
Hello world! May i take your order?
(hooplah!)
Does this mean i get to make the krabby patty now?(Wrong!)
(hooplah!)
We haven't even talk about personal hygiene.
(hooplah!)
Sounds like a lot of-
(hooplah!)
Uhh.. Sounds like a lot of-
(hooplah!)
Sounds like a-
(hoopla-)

Krabby Circulation(full ver)

Wait for it.

Mario and Luigi repost in the wrong Jungle

NO GRAND DAD

i apologize in advance

what year is it?
HUGE KUDOS TO CYRANEK FOR THE AMAZING MEME VID: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBPSqgjxP1U

edit 7/2/18: why the fuck is this blowing up, now? go subscribe to my youtube channel there's way better memes there https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKk67t7iqKtiaQtuBlQILBw?sub_confirmation=1

Kanye starts his Motorbike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLEaeeID_AU

Mistake 3: Rise Of The Machines

the cover images for these take much longer to make than the tracks

Everybody Laugh Now

Like my fake ads? Try my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

remember when the pinhead CEO of pepsico said this stupid shit about doritos during an interview?

"(Women) don't like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don't lick their fingers generously and they don't like to pour the little broken pieces and the flavor into their mouth."

"We are looking at (Doritos for women) ... low-crunch, the full taste profile, not have so much of the flavor stick on the fingers, and how can you put it in a purse? Because women love to carry a snack in their purse."

[https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/06/business/lady-doritos-indra-nooyi.html]


well here is some speculative ad work i did for pepsico. now someone hire me for real VO work please. thanks, bye

twitter ver: https://twitter.com/captaincomedy/status/975832199097470977

music from youtube audio library: https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

silent partner - drop and roll
silent partner - marvin's dance
silent partner - sun spots
jingle punks - orange blanket
jingle punks - killing with kindness

Shitpost^4

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