SMOOTH AS ICE

https://phizax.bandcamp.com/album/meme-central

the mashup to end all other mashups

Tracks used in this sound:

Epic Sax Guy
Disturbed - Down With the Sickness
Linkin Park - Faint
Linkin Park - Faint (OVERWERK Remix)
Skrillex - Kill Everybody
Linkin Park - In the End
SKisM - Power (Eptic Remix)
Dog Blood - Shred or Die
Kendrick Lamar - M.A.A.D City (feat. MC Eiht)
LAXX - Step One
Ylvis - The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)

Free Download

17 - One Soundclown to Rule Them All

Lil Jon - Get Low
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk

DL LINK
https://app.box.com/s/sr25cvl8cgwn0pin76grc32q9ax5nasu

Lowtown Funk

Final submission to Squidcore and probably my last track related to Splatoon. Things are going to be slowing down a lot on here, school's starting soon and all that.

See you, Squid-kids. more info on Squidcore here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG8MblDvX3Q

Do Squids Dream About Chicken Bone?

Either I use an overused soundclown, or I link an obscure source, so here's the obscure source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeVJYu_woXU
please no lynch for random source :I

Dance Pop It Don't Drop It

Honeyhop Galaxy x London Bridge x Glamorous

What in the world am I doing.

Honeybridge Glamaxy

@pikachu000000000 made a swingy version of Bonetrousle, and this immediately came to mind, what with me being it*lian and all
~
Swingtrousle, by @pikachu000000000: https://picosong.com/82KF/

Bonetarantella

If you like my funny shit, check out my HOUR AND A HALF of fake talk radio and ads, produced for the game Postal 4! Starring a big collection of talented voice actors! | https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/kdtf-radio-comedy-station-from-postal-4

I've been working on this track since March 19, trying desperately to figure out how long I wanted it to be and what the ending could possibly be since the original song is a loop that doesn't have one.

When I started making a couple breakthroughs, I noticed I was at 46,000 listens, and decided to knuckle down and get this shit finished for 50,000, and then I accidentally went on vacation and when I got home last night, I was at 51,300. You guys are unbelievable. I have a thank you that takes up the entire last minute, but the short version is, thank you all so much for listening to the nonsense that I make and having the same sense of humor as I do. Here's to another great year!

LYRICS: 

Callie & Marie:
(speaking Inkling)

Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, from all around the SoundCloud world
I'd like to play a little song, to rub the copyright lawyers wrong
You'll dance so hard they'll think you're spastic, but it's all good: the song's fantastic
Beats so hot they're pyroclastic, THIS is a certified hood classic!

WiseGuy:
Hip hop a lula, she's she's my baby
Heard it all before, and it's driving me crazy
But look what I found, just lying in the street
A little piece of rhyme in the middle of a beat (beat)

Khia:
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it

C&M:
(speaking Inkling)
(singing in Inkling)

Big Sean:
I heard you got a new man, I see you takin' a pic
Then you post it up, thinkin' that it's makin' me sick
(ring ring) I see you calling, I be makin' it quick
I'ma answer that shit like: "I don't fuck with you"

You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

You little, you little dumb ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you

Donna Burke:
WHOAAAAHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO (x4)

Ice Cube:
FUCK the police coming straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
for a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
to be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
with a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every nigga is selling narcotta

Parappa Kinda Voice:
Yeea!
As this mashup starts to end, I'd like to take a sec to talk to you, my friends
Fifty thousand listens in just a year, you helped me out with this, so let's see here
You guys all rock and that's easy to guess, your feedback always leaves me impressed
Cryptrik, Dvon, Darren Hess, my new friends on this site are all the best!

NBG and BotanicSage, MF PICKLE-O and big man Chaze
MtH and Renim G, these dudes have all inspired me!
Can of Nothing, LemmyKoopa, PinkieOats and Iכynato
MelloYello and Nape Mango, if I named them all I'd still be here tomorrow!




Songs used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

Modulation - World Summit

with

Skrillex - Bangarang
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk
Boney M - Gotta Go Home
(all three used as musical texture throughout)

Splatoon voice samples

Whales - Hail Mary Mallon

PSY - Gangnam Style

Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Buckwheat Boys - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Khia - My Neck My Back

Shiho Fuji - Splatfest

Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Jet Set Radio samples
Kidz Bop - Uptown Funk
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father

N.W.A. - Fuck The Police

Spice Girls - Wannabe

And many surprises sprinkled all over the place

Everyone's World Summit (50K Listen Special!)

Please follow me on Twitter for updates on all the stuff I do, including SoundCloud stuff! (twitter.com/captaincomedy)

I don't even know what to write about this one. It started out as a simple Space Jam mashup for a collab Tainic is working on, and quickly spiraled out of control, becoming what is arguably my most complex, chaotic megamix ever. There are a LOT of YTMND jokes in this track, which was unbelievably fun to put together. I got my start with internet comedy / audio editing / mashups on YTMND in 2005, and digging back into that well was like seeing old friends again. So much fun!

I don't think I'll ever be able to top this track as far as the sheer amount of sources used. Look at the insane track list below! I think I'm gonna start posting more original tracks and take a vacation from this kind of thing. That is, until I lose my mind and start an SMRPG collab album at some point!


Tracks used (chunked in rough order of appearance)

*inhale*

Umineko no Naku Koro ni: When They Sing, Vol. 3 - Lyrical Aurora

with

Darude - Sandstorm
Quad City DJ's - Space Jam
Booty Bass - Shake That Ass
Buckwheat Boyz - Peanut Butter Jelly Time

DJ Assault - Ass N' Titties
Mike Greene - Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme

Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Dschinghis Khan - Moskau
PSY - Gangnam Style
Donna Burke - Sins of the Father (Metal Gear Solid V Theme)

Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

The Immortals - Mortal Kombat
DJ RX - Who's The Nigga
Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out
The Clash - Rock The Casbah

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
Khia - My Neck My Back

Will Smith - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air

and

Daler Menhdi - Tunak Tunak Tun

Hollywood Edge - Doppler Horn By, L To R, Semi-Truck

Paul Shortino - E.G.G.M.A.N.

Fred

Thanks so much for listening, and for reading. Love you guys! Let me know your favorite bit! -James

Everyone's Lyrical Aurora (Everyone ╳ Classic YTMND - 133.2K Listen Special!)

bees

HQ DL: https://thesqrtminus1.com/files/flstudiofiles/BeeBusters/
Alt titles:
Fuck Busters
Ghost Beesters
Ghost Fucksters

Bee Busters

It's an April Fools special, cause I pranked your ears into wasting 3 minutes of your time.

thefinalclownshake.mp3

Wut even is my life anymore

The long awaited third installment of the Kitsune^2 soulja boy remix series is finally complete with the accompaniment of a horrible thumbnail. 
Enjoy this meme monstrosity while it lasts.

Crank My Emotions

This is one of the songs I made for an upcoming Sonic Mania mod called Grand Dad Mania. Check out the trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI_7R4ej9A

https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/stardust-speedway-zone-act-1-grand-dad-mania-ost-6994k-listen-special is the other one, much less going on and not a megamix at all, but a lot calmer and nicer to listen to

Sorry for the 7 months of radio silence. I can't express how much the support I've gotten from you guys means to me. Thank you so much.

More coming soon, stay tuned!

Grand Dad Mania

Studiopolis Zone (Act 1) - Grand Dad Mania OST [698.1K Listen Special!)

This is another one of the songs I made for an upcoming Sonic Mania mod called Grand Dad Mania. Check out the trailer here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI_7R4ej9A

https://soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/studiopolis-zone-act-1-grand-dad-mania-ost-6981k-listen-special is the other one and it's much more megamix-y while this one is much more pleasant to listen to on its own and simple

Sorry for the 7 months of radio silence. I can't express how much the support I've gotten from you guys means to me. Thank you so much.

More coming soon, stay tuned!

Stardust Speedway Zone (Act 1) - Grand Dad Mania OST [699.4K Listen Special!]

This is another one of the songs I made for an upcoming Sonic Mania mod called Grand Dad Mania. Check out the trailer here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGI_7R4ej9A

this one is a little more my style!

Sonic Mania: Egg Reverie Zone - Tee Lopes

with

Body Movin - Beastie Boys
Some drums I added
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
My Neck, My Beck - Khia
One More Time - Daft Punk
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
Shake That Ass Bitch - Booty Bass
Candy Shop - 50 Cent
I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
Motteke Sailor Fuku! (Lucky Star Theme) - Aya Hirano, Emiri Katō, Kaori Fukuhara, Aya Endō
E.G.G.M.A.N. - Paul Shortino

and a few Best Service Voice Spectral samples from various Sonic games

Egg Reverie Zone - Grand Dad Mania OST [786.5K Listen Special!]

based on: https://soundcloud.com/mf-deej/i-love-bandwagons

https://youtu.be/awg9EbBo4mc

mashups

Party Without Me

this is probably my favorite thing i've made 

DL: https://mega.nz/#!GY4BRA7J!vFvv07PgDCa0kmAsZkZj9994O7FPz_3r1H2hpRw6S7w 

Tracklist:

DAFT PUNK - ‘Harder, Better Faster, Stronger’
FIFTH HARMONY ft. TY DOLLA $IGN - ‘Work From Home’
009 SOUND SYSTEM - ‘Dreamscape’
THE WHITE STRIPES - ‘Seven Nation Army’
STRANGER THINGS OST - Main Theme
LINKIN PARK - ‘In The End’
ARCTIC MONKEYS - ‘Do I Wanna Know?’
THE CHAINSMOKERS - ‘Closer’
GREEN DAY - ‘Boulevard of Broken Dreams’
KERO KERO BONITO - ‘Flamingo’
MADEON & PORTER ROBINSON - ‘Shelter’
PARAPPA THE RAPPER 2 OST - ‘Toasty Buns’
JUSTIN BIEBER - ‘Sorry’
BRUNO MARS - ‘24K Magic’
BAKEMONOGATARI OST - ‘Renai Circulation’
CARAVAN PALACE - ‘Lone Digger’
RAE SREMMURD ft. GUCCI MANE - ‘Black Beatles’
DISTURBED - ‘Down With The Sickness’
PARAMORE - ‘Misery Business’
CORY IN THE HOUSE OST - Main Theme
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS OST - ‘When Worlds Collide’
BREAKBOT - ‘Baby I’m Yours’
FAR EAST MOVEMENT ft. THE CATARACS & DEV - ‘Like a G6’
MINECRAFT AWESOME PARODYS - ‘Welcome to My Mine’
MAJOR LAZER ft. MØ - ‘Lean On”
OMFG - ‘Hello’
SKRILLEX - ‘Bangarang’
PANIC! AT THE DISCO - ‘I Write Sins Not Tragedies’
GORILLAZ - ‘Clint Eastwood’
SNOOP DOGG ft. LIL’ JON - ‘Step Yo Game Up’
LMFAO - ‘Sexy and I Know It’
ERIC PRYDZ - ‘Miami to Atlanta (Pryda Snare)’
DJ KHALED ft. LUDACRIS, RICK ROSS, T-PAIN & SNOOP DOGG — ‘All I Do Is Win’ 
MADEON - ‘Finale’
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY OST - Main Theme
ROB $TONE ft. J. DAVIS & SPOOKS - ‘Chill Bill’
DANIELLE COHN - ‘Marylin Monroe’
EVANESCENCE - ‘Bring Me to Life (Wake Me Up Inside)’
MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS ft. WANZ - ‘Thrift Shop’
TOBUSCUS - ‘Nugget in a Biscuit’
UNDERTALE OST - ‘Megalovania’
SKRILLEX ft. KILL THE NOISE, FATMAN SCOOP & MICHAEL ANGELAKOS - ‘Recess’
JACOB SARTORIUS - ‘Sweatshirt’
PORTER ROBINSON - ‘Sad Machine’
JOJI - ‘Will He’
HOME - ‘Resonance’
EMINEM - ‘Lose Yourself’
WIZ KHALIFA ft. CHARLIE PUTH - ‘See You Again’
JONTRON - ‘Firework (Katy Perry Cover)’
CHILDISH GAMBINO - ‘Redbone’
OASIS - ‘Wonderwall’
TRISTAM & BRAKEN - ‘Flight’
PENDULUM - ‘Witchcraft’
DEATH GRIPS - ‘Takyon (Death Yon)’
QUAD CITY DJS - ‘Space Jam’
LAZYTOWN OST - ‘We Are Number One’
COLDPLAY - ‘Viva La Vida’
BENNY BENASSI ft. GARY GO - ‘Cinema (Skrillex Remix)’
A-HA - ‘Take On Me’
HE-MAN - ‘HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA’
XXXTENTACION - ‘Look At Me’
OUTKAST - ‘Hey Ya’
BIG SHAQ - ‘Man’s Not Hot (The Ting Goes Skraa)’
μ’S - ‘Snow Halation’
INTIAL D OST - ‘Running in the 90’s’
BAG RAIDERS - ‘Shooting Stars’
KNIFE PARTY - ‘Internet Friends’
M83 - ‘Midnight City’
FOSTER THE PEOPLE - ‘Pumped Up Kicks’
CARLY RAE JEPSEN - ‘Call Me Maybe’
RICK ASTLEY - ‘Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Roll)’
PASSION PIT - ‘Sleepyhead’
OWL CITY - ‘Fireflies’
SIMPLE PLAN - ‘Untitled (How Could This Happen to Me?)’
STEVEN UNIVERSE OST - ‘Stronger Than You’
TOMPPABEATS - ‘Monday Loop’
SMASH MOUTH - ‘All Star’

EXTREME MEME MUSIC MEGAMASHUP

Steam Gardens Inc

mario turned his head at a 40 degree angle and said shh-fuck

it was acceptable in 2008

Brody's Struggles
---
Brody and Toby were sitting down on the ground, playing Donkey Kong Country. In the game, Brody kept getting Game Over screens, due to the bees/wasps known as Zingers. 

BRODY FOXX: "GOD DAMN THESE STUPID BEES!! ALL THESE BEES, FUCK!!"
TOBY FOX: "Calm down, Brody. It's just a game."
BRODY FOXX: "I KNOW, BUT GOD!!"

Someone began to chuckle.

BRODY FOXX: "Who's laughing at me??"
KING K. ROOL: "Hahahaha!! You kan't even beat the zingers! Oh, how hilarious!"
BRODY FOXX: "Hey, screw you! I'm good at this game!"
KING K. ROOL: "Hah! Your animated mother joke about this disagrees! You seem to be doing quite poorly!"
TOBY FOX: "He's got a point, y'know."
BRODY FOXX: "Shut up! You think you're better than me??"
KING K. ROOL: "I don't think, I know."
BRODY FOXX: "... You're on, asshole."

King K. Rool walks away, as Brody angrily takes away his game, and wanders away with Toby.

TOBY FOX: "... You do know that you're gonna fight a literal crocodile, right?"
BRODY FOXX: "... I know. And that's the best part of this challenge!"
TOBY FOX: "Welp, I guess it's a two player game then. Come on, Brody. Let's prepare for this boss battle."
-----

https://forms.gle/VnPoJUftgT1QHwSDA

Ladies And Gentleman, Our final battle of the Semifinals! Who will proceed? Fox And Foxx Or King K. Rool. Whoever wins goes to winners finals and the loser is completely dropped from Rave Week!

FOX AND FOXX SOURCE LIST

- Songs by Toby Fox (Rude Buster, Sunsetter, Battle Tower, MeGaLoVaNiA, ONLY DOG MUSIC FROM UNDERTALE)

- Songs about Mamas (Stacy’s Mom, Ms. Jackson, Songs featuing Brody Foxx, Cooking Mama OST)

- Dog related music (Who let the Dogs Out, Nintendogs, etc)

KING K. ROOL SOURCE LIST

- Songs from the Donkey Kong games and TV Series 
(Gangplank Galleon, DK Rap, Finest Hour, etc)

- Songs related to pirate movies and games
(Songs from Pirates of the Carribbean, Songs from Sea of Thieves, Sea Shanties from Assassin's Creed Black Flag, etc)

- Songs related to Bananas/with Banana in the title
(I'm a Banana, Banana Man, GO BANANAS [By Little Big], etc)

- King K Rool’s Smash bros remixes (Gang Plank Galleon, Ship Deck 2, etc)

NOTE: This track was NOT made in the Rave.dj bot! It is an original track by BriPM. All character art is done by Etroup, with the Editing work by Crimson! Stay Funny!

SMOOTH AS ICE

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